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granted.
not chips ahoy
i wish for a gaben mousepad

Not Chips Ahoy? Not bad.

Granted, it's ruined by your mouse.
Also the eyes follow you where ever you go. Judging you.

I wish for a beer.

Granted. Is more hot than lava.

I wish for a Fluttershy plushie.

Granted.
She's used. Horribly used and the tail is gone
i want a pony

Her name is Dew Drop Melon Berry Sprinkle Leaf; enjoy.

I wish for a wrist watch.

You get the world's most expensive wrist watch, but unfortunately, it's so crammed full of jewels, the second hand won't even move…

I wish for a PS4

Granted, but it brakes and you replace it and the replacement brakes. Then you give up and get a Wii U instead.

I wish for a fancy hat.

Granted, but it's a fedora.

I wish for a heaping plate of justice.

Granted, it's sizzling hot.

I wish the next user's wish is corrupted.

granted
abjure

I wish for goodest grammars!! :D

granted
kindergarden-4th grade again

I wish you two get a room.

granted. you did not specify with whom
thus, you and gaben the troller are in a room, having unprotected sex.
huehue

Now i am scared. You forgot to make a wish again.

I guess is my turn. I wish for more sexiness.

granted
you are a pony
i wish i could stop making wishes

Granted. The ride never ends.

I wish an ice cream.

granted
you cant grammar
i want more porn to fap to

Granted. A Nicholas Cage will watch you while doing so.

I wish for eternal youth.

Granted, you're forever an infant.

I wish for a puppy.

Granted, but you accidentally fall into a cryogenic tube and are now living with a heavy-drinking robot, a mad scientist, and a female mutant with one eye.

As for the dog?

I wish for my Y chromosome back after I cried like a baby because I reminded myself of Jurassic Bark.

Granted, you get two of them, giving you a mutation.

I wish for Dave's brain in a jar.

Granted, here is my neighbor's brain.
I wish for a new left arm.

Granted, you now have two left arms.

I wish for ultimate faggotry.

Wish granted, but nothing really changed… ultm8 trol lvl
I wish I had a Hydra pet.

Granted, it's huge.

I wish for KYM Gold Membership.

granted. i'm the hugest jackass in the world
u mad

as for your kym gold membership kebab, it only lasts 1 day and has half the featrues a normal KYM gold account would have.
i wish for tiarawhy to stop sucking so much and stop making pony porn.

Granted but she makes now Sonic OC porn.

I wish to have a perfect replica of myself controlled by my mind

Granted but the replica controls you with its mind instead.
I wish Captain Faggot would stop posting on this thread.

Granted, it dies.

I wish for a cast iron skillet.

Yay! I'm keeping this thread alive! :D
granted, it's rusty and melted
i wish for fallout new vegas to not crash

Granted, it glitches.

I wish for the Snoop Dogg Snow Cone Machete.

granted
missing texture
i wish this thread would live without me

Granted, it's more fun than ever.

I wish for new boots.

Granted, they move on their own.

I wish for nothing at all.

granted
you get a kebab
i wish for everything

Granted, it gets stolen.

I wish for a shovel.

granted
it's in half
i wish for [wish stolen by rubberfruit]

Granted, you actually get a "[wish stolen by rubberfruit]"

I wish for a custom title.

granted. the title is called cum king cocksucker
i wish for a new title

"Brand New Member"

I wish for a combustible lemon.

Granted, you accidentally burn your own house down.
I wish for a donut.

Granted, you unsucessfully perform a donut in a car.

I wish Captain Faggot would stop faggoting around.

granted
you stop posting forever
i wish kebab would stop being mean

granted.
I, with your utmost respect, wish for mind honey.

granted.
it's trigger's mind honey

Granted; it's corrupted.

I wish for a hat that's neither a fedora or a trilby.

granted
applejack's hat having sex with christopher poole's hat is forever glued to your head

I wish for a longer stick.