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So, as stated in the title, you and the user above are on a mission into deep space (to who knows where). What do you do on your journey?

There are no users above me. I venture into space alone.

try to befriend him, because if i have to spend an unspecified amount of time with somebody it is best be in friendly company.

Attempt to preform Hamlet with just ourselves. Or write our own dramas.

Play Spore.

go NGAAAAAAH!

It'd either end up a lot like the plot of Gravity or Alien. Depends on which mood I'm in.

I donno, kill it and use the body to feed my babies

Have an amazing space adventure, like in Gravity.

Make horrible jokes until we kill ourselves.

Communicate with the extraterrestrial

Put myself into a cryogenic capsule and sleep until we get back.

Offer sensual cuddles and jokes.

Freak the fuck out because space is fucking scary shit

Restrain him with duct tape (as per NASA protocol) as he is freaking out.

"How did I end up in space in the first place?"

Sex in space

Seeing as I get bored easily… I'd probably have fun with the air lock using ILove's things…

Well…let her be as lewd as she wants with me

watch animu

Why did mission control send me up with a road sign? Am I supposed to smack aliens with it?

[Shields eyes from lens flare glasses] JJ was Right All Along!

Let's find an alien world and become their GODS

"My partners are getting crazier every time, I swear.."

Die of asphyxia because we are literally in a Ship.

Cue the music

Hey Kyon, would this be an upgrade from that prison cell we usually find ourselves in?

Talk about Baldwin 284 S3-class steam locomotives.

Read this

Have them help me configure the ship's comm array to send a signal to Mission Control. (Specifically, "Fuck You" in Morse code.)

(Because they sent us into space… without my consent… and they didn't tell us anything about our mission.)

Take control of the ship and take us to Saturn because I always wanted to go there.

While he's plotting our course for Saturn, I'm going to find the ship's probe launcher and stick a thumbtack to one of the lander probes. Then, when we reach Saturn, I'm going to launch the probe at Saturn's largest moon. (Yes, I got so bored in space, I traveled millions of miles from home just to make a lame pun.)

Well, assuming that comment you made some time ago, yeah, beats a jail cell

Try to convince your girlfriend that I'm alien so she can use her reality haxs power to make be into one of those reality bending data aliens.

You can try, but there are 3 other members ready to kill you

I see what you did there

"In case of trees…break wood…"
Breaks out axe

Woah, careful Kyon. We want to do this safely and efficiently.
(takes out plasma axe)
Here. Use this.

Also, why did mission control send us with a tree?

Dr. Emmett, is that you?

"No, my name is Kyon…"

Play something that is not Reversi.

Exploring the universe

Time for a space prank.

Staying in the corner, doing nothing but listening to video game music.

Leave him to sit in the corner as he's not bothering anyone.

This is happening a lot lately…so…anything new this time around?

Blow up his home world with the planet buster.

Inform him that a bunch of people just kicked him out of the council and declared war on him for using the Planet Buster.

Augment his vision.

Instantly blows up said spaceship