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You and the user above you are sent on a ship into deep space. What do you do?

Last posted Aug 06, 2016 at 09:50PM EDT. Added Feb 24, 2016 at 09:59AM EST
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Uh, let's see.
(pulls out mission manual and starts riffling through the pages)

Ah, here.

It says "Explore space and don't fuck with alien shit." (I don't know why mission control would use such language in the manual.) It also says in parentheses in fine print that they really don't care about following that mission parameter.

So, basically, we go through space and mess with aliens at our own discretion.

I'm pretty sure that's why we traipsed halfway across the sector. So, no, you won't get into trouble for sleeping with aliens. (Unless, of course, you get some weird xeno-STD. Then that might be a problem.)

Last edited Apr 13, 2016 at 02:41PM EDT

"Oh thank God, you're out. The ship is a train wreck, all these people keep appearing, and I suddenly grew a pompadour"
looks in the mirror
"Actually….I'm fine with the pompadour"

(examines locker)

That should work just fine.

Now I just need to salvage a couple of torpedo motors and guidance systems from the armory.

(I feel this is going to turn out like a round of Space Station 13.)

Last edited May 05, 2016 at 02:07PM EDT

"I have a question, what is everyones job on this ship? Like, who's the pilot? Who's the engineer? I'm pretty sure A-Trains the captain, but I could be wrong…"

(Thread title should probably be changed to "KYM Riff-Raff Spaceship Simulator" all things considered.)

Well, let's see:
A-Train: Captain
Burgundy: First Officer/Conn
Kyon: Security Chief
Volga: Chief Engineer
Sand. Knight: Engineer
Everyone else: To Be Assigned

Openings for:
Chief Medical Officer (Because space is full of disease and pain and radiation and stuff.)
Science Officer (Because space is full of strange and often unexplainable shit.)
Chef (Because you can only eat so many space rations before being sick of them.)
Security Officer (Don't worry, your armor is going to be black and blue.)
Medic/Nurse (Stressing out the CMO by giving him all the medical work is a bad idea.)
Engineer (Because FTL drives and the spaceships they're attached to are complex and often finicky things.)
Various Bridge Officer positions – TBA (Us command staff can't run the bridge all of the time.)
(List may be incomplete. List may be subject to change.)

Please forward all assignment applications to the captain.

Last edited May 05, 2016 at 05:29PM EDT

Burgundy enters the room
"Can you two stop bickering for a minute and do your fuckin' jobs?"

Last edited May 12, 2016 at 12:22PM EDT
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