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Good. Get a hold of them. I have a plan.

"Hey, wanna meme around?"

Gladly meme until we reach our destination.

Kiss while memeing

(1. As much fun as our little RP escapade was, it's about time this thread was re-railed. Thanks to the last three posters who accomplished that.)
(2. Since I found that RP was fun, I'm thinking of starting a spaceship Forum RP. Anyone interested?)

Wonder how I got stuck on this ship in the first place.

I would like to know that too

Are we there yet?

(looks out viewport)

Um…. no? I think? Speaking of which, where are we going? Burgundy was supposed to be on conn duty.

I thought we were going to Vigrid.

(Wonder where I am and how I got here.)

Well this is an event.

Are you here to help or just to talk?

(steps out of storage locker wheeling a roulette table)

OK Volga, since it seems like we're the only two asshats not stuck in cryosleep, we're going to use this roulette wheel to decide where we're going to go.

Beats me. I don't know how I got here or why. Though I suppose I can pitch in a helping hand. What do ya need?

A better engine.

Sooooo, where did the roulette stop?

Better engine? I'll see what I can do. (Metals is now working on a better engine. No know completion time)

aeiou

Oh good, we have a medical officer now.

Also, it stopped on 27 (red).

(flips through notes)

OK, we're going to the Planet of the Sorcerors…

Shit.

Of all places in that wheel, it had to choose that one.

Ok so I didn't actually get a new engine I just upgraded the current one. Good news is we can make long distance jumps without a warp drive. Bad news is until I can get some more parts that'll cost us extra fuel. Either way we can travel faster now.

So we need more fuel now. Well, at the very least we'll end this trip much earlier than expected.
Thank you, More

Why am I in space? How long have I slept? What year is it?

Because they trolled you. For 2 months. It's 2016

And I'm still physically alive with my glasses in the pocket. But please for the love of goodness don't wear them if you are low on health. I've tried them and the result were horrifying to my mind. Robots were littered, blood leaked, and my shirt was shredded.

Oh, I'm not done yet until I teabag every, single, one of you alien motherfuckers!

…who invited this person right here? There's no way he has entered through the portal since we destroyed it

I've seen a few travellers come in here by their own teleportation and "magic".
Most of them I've seen just appear out of thin air. But what truly questions me is how did I end up here?

A-Train tricked you.

Indeed.

(turns swivel chair around like a supervillain)

No, but seriously, we don't know how you got here either.

I know how i got here, what i don't know is why.

Do you guys know what this ship needs?

You mean less people?
No, not really.

I don't think there's any beds left. Should I see what I can do about our current available space? I might be able to give us some breathing room for all these people on board. Not that we need everyone here but throwing people out the airlock won't get us to point B any faster.

There should be a few spare mattresses down in the hold. (At least mission control was thinking ahead with that one…) Go ahead and grab one.

I personally don't need sleep to live but I'll set up a bed area for the others that don't have anywhere to sleep. See ya when I get done.

It's been nine days. Are you done?

Yeah, should be. I took some liberties though. Hope you don't mind.
+7 storage, 6 slots for new crew members, and a functioning radio.

You mean 5 slots for new members. You're one of us now.

I, I suppose I am now. Thank you sir! I'll do my best!

Go insane out of one who demands "more metals".
Seriously, unless we are on a biopunk ship, being stranded for the rest of your life on a ship made entirely out of metal will make you insane.

Which is why we have holograms.

I like how i'm single-handedly keeping this forum alive.

Considering our current XO is mysteriously incapacitated, I am hereby promoting you to his position for the time being. If and when he recovers, we'll sort out those details then.

(presents Chief Engineer Volga with the appropriate rank pips)

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to figure out where we can find some self-sealing stem bolts.

(OOC: I've been considering starting an actual forum spaceship/space station RP instead of going off the rails here. Any thoughts, suggestions, comments? Also need to figure out a good system to run off of.)

I've started a little work on food production since I don't think we'd be able to survive running out of power without some grub.
(All for a dedicated Spaceship/station RP thread. Go ahead with it. Personally I'm fine with whatever but that's just how I feel about most things.)