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Looks at his crew
"I go to get one drink and you've all degenerated into animals… you can be excused volga… "
EDIT: Looks like Haruhi made another page exist…great…

We need new security. I mean, i'm a great fighter, but after a while, it gets boring

shoots XPatternsX in the leg
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey fighting users appearing in this Monday to Friday spaceship!"

Day ???:
Why do we have lockers on the ship?

Well, we can't just have everything out and laying about! Especially if the A-Grav (Artificial Gravity) fails!

Plus, it's much better to restrain unwanted visitors this way.

Volga we have P.E.N.N.Y now remember?

Captain, i think we should promote P.E.N.N.Y to security co-chief.

I'll need to evaluate her performance before I consider any promotions.

How about…
Defeating the white fang single-handedly
Destroying 2 aircraft carries with a laser beam
Having enough strength to pull another with her swords down to earth
Need I say more?

Yeah, she's almost as good as a fighter as i am.
I implore you to reconsider

(Warps into the cargo bay)
Hey I'm back, FUCKERS!

(combo 2)
And you're out again!

Are we there yet?

I don't know. Burgundy has conn duty but let's check just in case.

(looks out viewport)

Nope. Not yet.

Oh, that reminds me…

Can that gynoid we brought aboard handle bridge officer tasks?

enters the room
"Sorry I didn't contact you guys, I was busy trying to get DoomGuy out of our ship."

Well i got both lopunny and miner9001 out of the ship. if we're lucky they will bother us no more.

Very good, gentlemen. Now to a less pressing matter: Can that gynoid we just brought aboard adequately perform bridge officer duties? I mean, we just can't have Burgundy always at the conn, now.

I'm pretty sure she can.

Alright. Get her upon the bridge ASAP. Mr. Burgundy, please help our automaton officer get acquainted with the bridge, particularly the tactical consoles such as shields and fire control.

We need kyon for that

For what reason do we require Mr. Kyon for this? I'd prefer he not be interrupted with his duties at the moment. Also, if PENNY is able to handle bridge tasks, then Mr. Burgundy should be able to handle getting her set up.

Maybe. But it's better if you treat her like a normal person and not a robot.

Noted, Mr. Volga. The other reason why I want Mr. Burgundy to help her get acquainted is because he is the XO.

(Picks up minigun) Hey can I put this on my sentry?

"I'll help this person get acquainted, don't worry 'bout it"
takes Penny on a tour of the ship

I can get you out of here.

Oh shit, it's Neil Breen!
Wait, which Neil Breen are you? Super hacker one, techno Jesus, or super hacker two?

I survived in the desert for many days, I can definitely survive.

Anyway, I have brought several of my laptops, and I am confident that I can hack into the ship and steer it back home. Do not be afraid, I am a world-class hacker, and it is very unlikely that anything bad will happen.

I am so happy that Neil Breen decided to bless us with his presence.

Burgundy, focus.

Should we kick this guy off volga?

Nah, he looks cool.
Plus, i still have my flesh render fang ready if he decides to interrupt our mission.
But don't let your guard down

I don't unless my guard is decreased somehow…

flies through space outside the space ship with a fire extinguisher and floats over the windows for the passengers inside to notice

"HEY! knock knock Open up!"

Activate, then open doors, athough I don't know who that person is.

smacks Asriel Cloning Machine with a shovel
(comm): I found another stowaway. I'm gonna put them where we put all the other stowaways
puts ACM in one of our many space lockers, and drags it to A-Train
"I'm gettin' sick and tired of all these people appearing in our ship"

I start cloning asriels while inside the space locker to get out.

Then I stop when it opens.

And reactivate when it closes.

Then stop.

Then reactivate.

Walks around the ship and eventually steps in a room filled with kinky stuff

Takes a few steps back and closes the door shut

(drags locker containing Asriel Cloning Machine to the airlock and promptly spaces it)

"Yeah, no kidding. What sort of negative-space wedgie did we run into to cause this?"

I break out, and when I see i'm in space I turn around a bit, start cloning and fly into a abandoned part of the ship, then stop cloning. Then I break through a weak part of the hull on that abandoned part of the ship and get in. I turn off the lights and hide in a hidden trapdoor.

(dons space suit and enter's breached area of the ship)

"Okey dokey, time to take out the trash."

(approaches Asriel Cloning Machine and fits it with a singularity charge and primes it)

(exits the compartment and seals the door)

"And for the grand finale…"

(the damaged compartment of the ship is jettisoned with ACM and the singularity charge aboard)

"Helm, take us out of range."

(the ship rockets away as the singularity charge activates, reducing the compartment and its contents into subatomic particles and radiation)

What the fuck happened here?

(Arrives on an ancient, battle-ready starship, surrounded by Illias's angel warriors and zepplins covered in rock, and a rainbow with a face) So, long time no see, eh?

You again?
That's it. I'm making sure you stay out for good.
COMBO 4

A-Train, get the emergency shotgun and undertale gaming mechanics…

A-Train, get the emergency shotgun and undertale gaming mechanics…

SEND IN THE SALT-POWERED DESTROYERS!
(700 Bastions appear to defend the zepplin.)

Mr. Kyon, I don't suppose you know someone who is adept at electronic and cyber warfare?

Not sure about kyon, but i know some people that do