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Last posted Nov 24, 2024 at 01:37PM EST. Added Jan 11, 2017 at 12:22PM EST
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No!! wrote:

This thread is like my dick: inmortal

Well shit…we're gonna have to test that now.

If you'd kindly place your member on the table, I'll just go and grab the hammer I use for busting coconuts and come straight back.

Soup King wrote:

Well shit…we're gonna have to test that now.

If you'd kindly place your member on the table, I'll just go and grab the hammer I use for busting coconuts and come straight back.

Are you trying to trick us into a dick measuring contest? Because I'm terrible at those.

Griff the Hoplite wrote:

I Declare that this is now a Guns thread!

Ok, then I'll just let my Gat talk.
[Places a Glock 17 1st Gen on the table]
Alright, Gat, tell em' something.
[Nothing happends]
What? That Griff is what? You are suppoused to physically hurt people, Gat not insult them.

Soup King wrote:

Guns, you say…



Please, do continue.

>Russian Rifle
>Russian headwear favored by the IRA
>American design combat shirt
>Union jack insignia
>American style combat helmet

MR WORLDWIDE (Of the Gun world)

Spock: Captain we are receiving a transmision from an unkown vessel

Kirk: Put it on main screen!

(Main screen turns own)

Last edited Jul 21, 2021 at 11:23AM EDT

Y2Volga wrote:

Why did you have to remind me of Chris-Chan?

You silly sod

You really thought you could forget Chris?

The only true and honest Christian Weston Chandler?

The Immortal CPU Goddess of the multiverse?

You are asking to get Curse-Ya-Hamehah-ed aren't you?

Last edited Jul 26, 2021 at 03:19PM EDT

Griff the Hoplite wrote:

You silly sod

You really thought you could forget Chris?

The only true and honest Christian Weston Chandler?

The Immortal CPU Goddess of the multiverse?

You are asking to get Curse-Ya-Hamehah-ed aren't you?

Damn, what has Chris done to himself?

My friends told me to make the darkest image possible involving them, so I've spent the afternoon creating a Sandy Cock Vore edit.

I hope everyone else has had as wholesome and productive a day.

Soup King wrote:

My friends told me to make the darkest image possible involving them, so I've spent the afternoon creating a Sandy Cock Vore edit.

I hope everyone else has had as wholesome and productive a day.

What?………

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May we see it?

Soup King wrote:

My friends told me to make the darkest image possible involving them, so I've spent the afternoon creating a Sandy Cock Vore edit.

I hope everyone else has had as wholesome and productive a day.

Quiet_boi wrote:

What?………

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May we see it?

I started work, before I decided to stop and see what were the limits my friends had for this shit.

I explained to them that I could conjure up some truly, truly hideous shit, but they said they could handle dark stuff because they photoshopped each other into photos of Pedos and made Dresden jokes.

They thought that was the worse thing you could do.

I've put that one on a back burner and will be making an edit of that meme where a Sony gamer anally vores a Nintendo fan whilst dabbing instead; because that is slightly better than exposing them to the raw awfulness of just the standard SCV image.

I can also make that one legitimately funny, instead of the first idea just being pure, unfiltered nightmare fuel.

Quiet_boi wrote:

Is this guy just typing ramdom words on his keyboard or is he just crazy?

He's in the final stages of Terminal Discord Withdrawal.

What we're witnessing is the random firing of his few remaining neurons before he goes dark forever.

No!! wrote:

I was surprised it wasn't that I got banned yet lol

They can't ban you No!

You are the old, battered book propped up under the leg of this wobbly table of a site.

If you were to go, the whole rotten structure would collapse.

Soup King wrote:

They can't ban you No!

You are the old, battered book propped up under the leg of this wobbly table of a site.

If you were to go, the whole rotten structure would collapse.

Damn right!

Hey all!
Just a friendly reminder that all your years of trying to win as the last poster in this overly long forum post will be wasted.
Because in the end, I've already won.

Sorry for being an ass here, I was trying to be funny.

Last edited Aug 05, 2021 at 12:24AM EDT

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