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But aren't we all?

That is a good point

You have a great point. We are all naked under our clothes.

So due to a random set of circumstances, the setting sun made the the entire sky go Neon Pink for a few minutes before it set completely today.

Just thought I'd let you all know, because I didn't even know that was a natural colour.

I've had the sun and clouds make it look like if everything under the sun was taken straight out of a photo from the 1970's. This planet is weird.

I am the worst poster

But you could be a wurst poster ;)

I am a professional shitposter.

You see?

I need to gain back my power

Oi!!

You lot better apply for citizenship on Dogestan or Supreme leader Big Man Tyrone is gonna get mad!!

Everyone seems to be sleeping….
… I got this in the bag.

I'm doing a night shift before transitioning into an early shift in three days time.

I don't sleep any more.

Hahahahahahaha…hahahahaha…….hahaha……..haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

You want me to make you some tea My mom has a recipe that'll knock you out to sleep.

It's fine.

If I get desperate, there's always whisky.

I gotta say that using the site without any notifications is pretty unfriendly to say the least

I hope this gets fixed

Yeah, I've basically started keeping a shopping list of what I need to keep checking on so I don't rudely ignore people trying to contact me.

Anyone who tries to have a conversation with me on a post more than a few days ago is all out of luck, as there is just too much to keep an eye on.

The best oreos are not over-stuffed. In fact they are the opposite. It's the lemon-thins. They are the best oreo.

It takes some very big guts just for saying that.
I have to respectfully disagree. Without the cream filling of any of the basic flavours (chocolate, vanilla and strawberry) Oreo cookies are about as good as crackers covered with chocolate, which isn't necesarilly bad but it isn't as good.

Femboy rights

the cookie parts are thinner and there is still cream, it gets you just the right balance for the lemon flavor, and having too much stuffing just reminds you you're eating granulated sugar blended with crisco

> you're eating granulated sugar blended with crisco.
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I thought that was the point?

Well you really don't want to be in a position to think about it like the excess of sugar the double-stuffs do. Just like you don't want to really think about the irony of what a cheeseburger actually is.

Femboy rights
F E M B O Y R I G H T S

I like oreos

So for the past week i've been trying to catch up with seasonal anime

(I had legit not watched anything from the winter season because i was too busy bingewatching the Jackass seasons and movies and Narcos)

I finally got into the spring season and i decided to start it with "Vivy:Fluorite Eye's Song" and i am loving it (i have developed an "anime watching technique" of sorts were i pick the ones that look less promising first so i can "weed out" those that are gonna end up as "forgotten in the end" but that one defently does not fit in it)

That series is awesome it literally has everything it has character it has world building it has emotion it has action what more could you ask for?

I am legit getting afraid that its going to ruin everything else in this season for me

When I was , like, 3 years old I used to only eat the cream of the Oreo cookies and throw the cookies themselves away. I was a fucking brat who didn't knew what he was doing but I got what was coming to me, diabetes. I deserve it.

Animes are seasonal?

Like a Harvest?

Well I guess in that case, it sounds like you've eaten all of the grapes and now all you have left are turnips.

Maybe you could remix some "meh" ones into a delicious Sauerkraut?

Femboys have the same rights as all other abhumans.

Do you hear the Ogryns or Ratlings complaining?

hmmm…. Ratling femboys

Man the christians were right! Virginity IS awesome!!

I have searched high and low for a Ratling Femboy for you, but because Ratlings are just Clean Hobbits, they all just look like normal people.

The below is the best I could find.

Soup Friend King You have been found guilty of many crimes against the citizens of Megacity KYM!!

These crimes include :
-Excessive Shitposting
-Image Spam
-Trying to proselytize citizens to your religion
-Being an Englishman

How do you respond to these charges?

[Jumps between the gun and Soup King]
Noooooooooo!
[Lands face-first into the dirt]
Oh shit, you hadn't open fire yet.

Well, Judge Griff, I think you'll find that if you have a close look at the Law book, you'll see that none of these are crimes.

(Throws book at your head and engages Go Go Gadget Bitch Mode to run away)

there is no redemption for me

No one is beyond salvation in the Holey One's embrace.

I am a witness! Amen!

(Aims and shoots three lawgiver stun rounds)

(You fall unconnscious like a bag of potatoes)

(You wake up tied up on a flip chair which has been bolted on the floor on a lonely alley there is barelly any light apart from a single street light and the smile of the handsome Judge Griff)

"Alright lets try this again

Soup King You have been found guilty of many crimes against the citizens of Megacity KYM!!

These crimes include :
-Excessive Shitposting
-Image Spam
-Trying to proselytize citizens to your religion
-Being an Englishman
-Resisting arrest

So how do you respond to these charges?

Judge Griff, I am willing to admit to anything you have evidence for.

May I also add that you are looking quite handsome and definitely don't seem to be in a summary executiony mood today.

The one true god is the destroyer of anarchy, father of progress. Yea for his prophet do his work. Hail Dome.

Alright by the orders of this Kangaroo Court the Justice Department you are sentenced to………..

(Pulls out a detonator with a wire which you notice is attached to the bolted down flip chair)

Nah i am just kidding you are to be sent to the Titan Penal Colony

(Judge Griff smiles and leaves the scene while other Judges drag Soup King to a prisoner carrier)

Your honor, there is a key piece of evidence the court has not considered. In a document dated THE DAY IN QUESTION, they wrote the following:

"Milk milk lemonade, around the corner fudge is made"

a new force arises from the void, a gay force

(A distant voice can be heard yelling as it slowly fades away into the distance)

"See, I told you I was innocent."

(A faint voice can be heard on the wind, barely louder than a whisper)

I don't want to go to Australia.

(looking around nerviously)
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Malal

Did somebody call me?

Finally, he is back

Thank you for recognizing my presence.