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Taryn asked someone to make a thread for this, and I said OK and then I did.

Cool story, eh?

DRPEPPERFAN, YOU'RE SUPPOST TO BE SPAM GETTING RID OF! Or at least I would prefer it if you did….

GOD RF, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, STOP SCREAMING OR ELSE IT IS SPAM YOU HAVE TO REMOVE

I'm sorry Kalmo. I just don't want to be accused of being the reason for the spam, because I was in the conversation about it. (It as in spamming someone's wall, but I didn't want any pictures or videos posted! So I got very upset about it).

Well I understand your side of this argument, and humbly accept your apology.

WHY ARE WE ALL SCREAMING!!!!!!

the more than/less than characters are suck, so I'm going to use parentheses.

True story:

(BioticZombie) What do you like most about me?
(Taryn) Impossible. I love each and everything about you with the same amount of love: infinity.

Which Taryn?

Black_Taryn?
Blue_Taryn?
Mexican_Taryn?
Poser_Taryn?
Red_Taryn?
or Taryn?

I'm going to take a leap here and say Taryn Taryn. Also this sounds like a good desu thread ~desu!

Here ya go Taryn, the moment you wanted posted.

O_O Wow I never thought anyone would understand….

Why can't we be lovers?

Is this what happens when I'm not around? :)

hrm… how do i get to irc?

https://knowyourmeme.com/chat

just happened.

Looks like I need to pop into the IRC sometime…
Is it always this entertaining?

I still don't know why you posted that on my wall when there are plenty of other men to choose from.

Cough cough Nope.avi Cough

Secretly, this thread is about Taryn.

Cough cough Captain Badass cough.

Face it RF, your milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.

[18:14] <Sweetie_Belle> I like Taryn
[18:14] <DrRabbit> xfhn
[18:14] * Ashbot is a dickwad
[18:14] <@OGW|away> D:
[18:14] <@OGW|away> D':
[18:14] <Kim_Pine> Everyone loves me
[18:14] <@OGW|away> oh well g2g
[18:14] <@mr_pepsi_liker> its the truth bro
[18:14] == OGW|away [~OGW@c-67-175-58-15.hsd1.il.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: bye]
[18:14] * SSBMMasta is a dickwad.
[18:14] <Kim_Pine> Bye
[18:14] <DrRabbit> topic: fluttershy is a stripper
[18:14] <@mr_pepsi_liker> cya
[18:14] <DrRabbit> bye
[18:15] <Ashbot> She's too shy to be a stripper.
[18:15] <Kim_Pineapple> Everyone loves Kim_Pine.
[18:15] <Kim_Pineapple> …in the ass.
[18:15] <Kim_Pine> oh baby
[18:15] <DrRabbit> Your going to love her
[18:15] * SSBMMasta loves Kim_Pine in the ass.
[18:16] * Kim_Pineapple applauds.
[18:16] * Vulcan is an internet dickwad
[18:16] <Kim_Pine> whoo
[18:16] <DrRabbit> topic, king harkinian is deadpooled!
[18:16] <Vulcan> You guys get that this is a penny arcade thing, right?
[18:16] <Kim_Pineapple> I recall.
[18:16] <Vulcan> it seemed legit
[18:17] <Vulcan> I don't see why it was desdpooled
[18:17] * Kim_Pineapple shoves a real pineapple up Kim_Pine's ass.
[18:17] <@mr_pepsi_liker> i think we just need a CDI games section
[18:17] <@mr_pepsi_liker> not one for that king
[18:17] * SSBMMasta applauds.
[18:18] * Kim_Pineapple shoves a couple of oranges up Kim_Pine's ass.
[18:18] * Kim_Pineapple shoves some frozen strawberries up Kim_Pine's ass.
[18:18] * SSBMMasta applauds louder.
[18:18] * SSBMMasta is now cheering.
[18:18] * Kim_Pineapple shoves a quart of yogurt up Kim_Pine's ass.
[18:18] * Vulcan likes this action. It reminds him of Zork somehow.
[18:19] * SSBMMasta passes out from the amazingness.
[18:19] * Kim_Pineapple presses Kim_Pine's "smoothie" button.
[18:19] * SSBMMasta is unconcscious.
[18:19] == Ashbot has changed nick to toxic
[18:19] * Vulcan has the weirdest boner right now
[18:19] * DrRabbit eats popcorn
[18:20] == GorillazLuv [43f7086a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.67.247.8.106] has joined #knowyourmeme
[18:20] <Kim_Pineapple> Smoothies, anyone? Taryn's treat!

I had the weirdest boner in that moment.

went on to IRC for the first time today. may or may not go back on, as all i saw was a flame war between MW3 and BF3.

You needed to be there.

I'll assume the old IRC thread is locked.

SOOWWWWY Kalmo! D:

On the subject of Jackie Chan being in a porno.

Tonight's topic:

DrPepperFan is high, high on Jackie Chan porn. "'I'd prefer to watch Pimpabra/Pimpabra porn.'-PimpAbra 'We'll JO back-to-back, gay shit is okay by me too' -Pimpabra said to PimpAbra" PimpAbra fantasized, is what Pimpabra wrote in his fanfic, "I prefer Linking up with kalmo, if you know what I mean" -powernolimits

Tonight's topic, Vulcan loves dicks.

Ha ha, you beat me to it!

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Just for reference, this is what we were dealing with last night:

~~~WARNING: MAJOR SPOILER ALERT AHEAD~~~~~

The beginning of an overly long and awkward adventure:

• Taryn backhands Scootaloo
  [12:31] mayormilkman Wait who's the guy again.
  [12:31] sir_scootaloo Taryn, this is getting ridiculous, seriously.
  [12:31] taryn Why
  [12:31] taryn Don't you love me?
  [12:31] sir_scootaloo No.
  [12:32] taryn Then why are we married
  [12:32] mayormilkman Can't tell if hetero or homo.
  [12:32] sir_scootaloo Wait, we're married?
  [12:33] taryn Yes
  [12:33] sir_scootaloo But then i and applebloom…
  [12:33] sweetie_belle_ar We were all there for the maargie
  [12:33] sweetie_belle_ar marrage
  [12:33] mayormilkman Are you a wizard/
  [12:33] taryn You were pretty drunk
  [12:33] sir_scootaloo According to Apple Bloom, i'm married to her…
  [12:34] taryn Are you cheating on me?!

And things got weirder from there.

Literally, he gets them from chic-fil-a
Do you know how $@"&n good those things are?
Forget the "free candy" van, just put "free milkshakes" and I will totally go with you

I could teach you how to make them.

RF, DMWM; don't use this thread to teach each other the newest cooking recipe like a bunch of old women. Just PM each other it.

woahwoahwoah, is sweetie belle naming himself (Herself?) after me now?

[20:26] @CaptainBlubber: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

[20:26] scootaloo: Helle there my fellow captain

[20:26] colgate_the_pony: 7 ate nyan

[20:26] @Drpepperfan: cause 7 8 9?

[20:26] scootaloo: poor nyan

[20:26] stoffe: Because 7 is a rapist

[20:26] @Captain_Blubber: because amy winehouse is dead!

[20:26] @Captain_Blubber>: ha ha ha

[20:26] scootaloo: Hahaha

[20:26] colgate_the_pony: HAHAHA

[20:26] stoffe: Hahahahahaha

[20:26] @Drpepperfan: HA

[20:26] stoffe: Oh man

[20:26] @Drpepperfan: HA

[20:27] @Drpepperfan: HA

[20:27] @Drpepperfan: fuck

[20:27] scootaloo: I am laughing for real right now.

[20:27] stoffe: My sides are splitting

[20:27] @Catgirl: lmfao

This happened last night in #OMGKYM.

22:37] Okay c:
[22:38] what do you want to watch?
[22:38] Uhmm
[22:38] What
[22:38] D:
[22:38] pokemon, adventure time, MLP FiM
[22:38] I WANNA BE, THE VERY BEST
[22:38] LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
[22:38] ohgod
[22:39] my little pony, my little pony…
[22:39] my little pony!
[22:39] ENOUGH
[22:39] Is this the real life?
[22:39] NO U
[22:39] Is this just fantasy?
[22:40] Ehh D':
[22:40] == Doc__ [442c69a7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.44.105.167] has joined #OMGKYM
[22:40] * Moargun cries on Colgate
[22:40] I used to wonder what friendship could be!
[22:40] Caught in a land slide
[22:40] == Doc__ [442c69a7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.44.105.167] has left #OMGKYM []
[22:40] big adventure!
[22:40] no escape from reality
[22:40] tons of fun!
[22:40] Until a bunch of guys,they're up to no good
[22:40] open your eyes
[22:41] look up to the skies and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[22:41] a beautiful heart faithful and strong
[22:41] I'M JUST A POOR BIY!
[22:41] Causing so much trouble in my neighborhood
[22:41] BOY
[22:41] biy
[22:41] sharing kindness is a easy feat
[22:41] DON'T NEED NO SYMPATHY
[22:41] because I'm easy come, easy go
[22:41] Little High, Little Low
[22:41] and magic makes it all complete
[22:41] ANYWHERE THE WIND BLOWS
[22:42] my little pony!
[22:42] doesn't really matter to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:42] to me……………
[22:42] my little pony my little pony…
[22:42] Mama, just killed a man,
[22:42] == PimpAbra [~IceChat77@c-75-72-225-136.hsd1.mn.comcast.net] has joined #OMGKYM
[22:42] lawl this chat sux
[22:43] Put a gun against hi head
[22:43] shhh!!!!
[22:43] lol
[22:43] == MrJ [4350d40c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.67.80.212.12] has joined #OMGKYM
[22:43] oh, pimps gone
[22:43] FREEBIRD
[22:43] pulled my trigger, now he's dead
[22:43] FREEBIRD
[22:43] FREEBIRD

[22:43] FREEBIRD
[22:43] FREEBIRD
[22:43] FREEBIRD
[22:43] FREEBIRD
[22:43] FREEBIRD
[22:43] == PimpAbra [~IceChat77@c-75-72-225-136.hsd1.mn.comcast.net] has left #OMGKYM []
[22:43] Mama, life had just begun
[22:43] == MrJ [4350d40c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.67.80.212.12] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[22:43] WTH WITH THE POKEMON THEME SONG!!!!
[22:43] Meh
[22:43] _
[22:44] but now I've gone and thrown it all away…
[22:44] MAMA, OOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[22:44] I liked the old one…
[22:44] DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY
[22:44] == RocketPanda [~IceChat77@cpe-98-151-207-37.socal.res.rr.com] has joined #OMGKYM
[22:44] IF I'M NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW
[22:44] CARRY ON, CARRY ON
[22:45] hay RPP
[22:45] Like nothing really matters
[22:45] == LaserPacer[b4fc999e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.180.252.153.158] has left #OMGKYM[]
[22:45] ;A;
[22:45] hi
[22:45] Too late, my time has come
[22:45] Hey
[22:45] sends shivers down my spine
[22:45] body's aching all the time
[22:45] goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
[22:46] bye
[22:46] bye colgate
[22:46] gotta leave you all behind and FAAAAAACE THE TRUUUUUTH…….
[22:46] MAMAAAAAAA, OOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[22:46] I DON'T WANNA DIE,
[22:46] SOMETIMES I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:46] not me
[22:47] vulcan
[22:47] this pokemon…
[22:47] == PimpAbra [~IceChat77@c-75-72-225-136.hsd1.mn.comcast.net] has joined #OMGKYM
[22:48] meh
[22:48] i see a little silhuetto of a man
[22:48] SCARAMOUCHE SCARAMOUCHE WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO
[22:48] THUNDERBALLS AND LIGHTNING
[22:48] VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME
[22:49] Galileo GALILEO
[22:49] galileo GALILEO
[22:49] figaro
[22:49] MAGNIFICOOOOoooooooo………
[22:49] I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
[22:50] == PimpAbra [~IceChat77@c-75-72-225-136.hsd1.mn.comcast.net] has left #OMGKYM []

[22:50] HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY
[22:50] SPARE HIM HIS LIFE OF THIS MONSTROSITY
[22:50] this new pokemon is a troll…
[22:50] Wulcan calm down
[22:50] easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
[22:50] BISMILLA
[22:51] == LaserPacer[b4fc999e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.180.252.153.158] has joined #OMGKYM
[22:51] NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO (let him goooooo!!!!!1111)
[22:51] BISMILLAH
[22:51] WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO (Let him go!)
[22:51] BISMILLAH
[22:52] Hey guys
[22:52] WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO (let him go!)
[22:52] Will not let him go
[22:52] lrt him goowososowdsqd
[22:52] THE MUSIC SESSION STILL CONTINUES?
[22:52] Oh mama mia mama mia
[22:52] MAMA MIA LET ME GO
[22:53] BEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR ME,
[22:53] pokemon needs a refresh…
[22:53] FOR ME,
[22:53] FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:53] SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE?!
[22:54] SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOVE ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIE?!
[22:54] OOOOOHH BABY,
________________________________________
[22:54] CAN'T DO THIS TO ME BABY
[22:54] JUST GOTTA GET OUT
[22:54] where is gary oak
[22:55] JUST GOTTA GET RIGHT OUT OF HERE!
[22:55] …
[22:55] lol she still asks about ashes underwear
[22:55] Nothing really matters……
[22:55] Anyone can see……
[22:55] Nothing really matters,
[22:55] Nothing really matters,
[22:56] to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
[22:56] (Anywhere the wind blows……)
[22:56] Dude
[22:56] Thank You, goodnight

I am quite proud of myself.

"butthole things"