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She is a genetic anomaly and stain that must be purified.

Put.Her.Down.

Magneto is not amused! You are just like every human, afraid of our potential! We are the next step in human and pony evolution! With futashy on our side, we will dominate…. Uh….. The porn industry I guess?

dac, you and burning play so well together. You should have a sitcom.

I don't have much to say that's new on the whole Futashy thing. I'll take a practical approach. I prefer cats. I'd have to pay $100 outta no where to keep her in my apartment as per my lease, not counting other damages/stains that don't come out, and I'm not allowed to keep dogs or ponies.

I'd take care of her on the low until I found someone else to take her in. I think based upon her cuteness, I could find someone who would deal with everything else that came with her. If not, then I guess she'll have to go to the best shelter I can find. I can't get kicked out of my apartment for her. Sorry, bruh.

Related.

Get it?

You do not understand! Allowing this….thing…to exist will lead to a race of hermaphroditic pony dogs that will rape everything in an orgy of sexual assault in an attempt to spread their seed!

This madness must be stopped now before it spreads!

Verbose wrote:

dac, you and burning play so well together. You should have a sitcom.

We need a straight man though. Where's Cite?

Hay guise! It certainly has been quite a while since my last post here on KYM. My old USB-Modem denied me extended access to the internet for over three weeks, and that cut into my already rare posting.

And now that I've finally got myself a new modem that actually works, I've been busy playing League of Legends, and getting owned there. I'm still a nooblord extraordinaire when it comes to PC gaming.

I've also been hesitant to post with all the downvoting raids, but after I noticed that I get downvoted regardless if I post anythin or not, I decided not to care anymore. If I get negged while my last Forum post was 20 days ago, it's pretty obvious someone has got way too much free time.

Anyways, since I never posted the final piece of the Touhou set on KYM, here you go. Derpy as Suwako Moriya.

Oh, and guess who scored yet another Equestria Daily Drawfriend header with this picture.

And whoever made this, is a genius. Manly nostalgia tears have been shed. It's actually quite an old video, but I recently rediscovered it, and fell in love with it all over again.

@Muumi

You are probably the last person who should be concerned about karma

Every single post you create here gets flooded with upvotes in the dozens all thanks to your artwork which we adore, ever so much.

Compare that to the maybe one or two people who downvote everything just because they have more free time than their fap sessions can occupy. So yea, we've got you pretty much covered on the vote department, don't you worry about that.

(EDIT: In fact, just looking at your karma now, you have a near perfect karma record: 370 posts with nearly 1100 upvotes. That's 2-3 upvotes on every single post you made! You've only been negged a measly 21 times after being here for almost a year…and that's after a recent massive negging spree that earned me almost 100 new downvotes…impressive.)

So anyway, you're done with the Touhou range? What's next in your drawing plans?

@Phoneix

Cite is still taking time off this thread. But don't panic, it shouldn't be too hard to find a straight guy on this forum…lets see…

Hmm…

Hmm…

Huh…

…Okay maybe that will be a challenge

@Random image

Blue Screen wrote:

@Phoneix

Cite is still taking time off this thread. But don’t panic, it shouldn’t be too hard to find a straight guy on this forum…lets see…

Hmm…

Hmm…

Huh…

…Okay maybe that will be a challenge

Wait….are you sure you are using the word "straight" in the intended meaning?

*@Ephemeral_Athambia's Celestia pic:

Aww don't be sad! I like you too, I'll even translate your more complex Arabic calligraphy art thing:

Of course, the art itself is done by AaronMK

@Blue Screen & Phoenix
Oi! I'm straight!

In other news…
Remember when I said I had that small outpost?
Guess who got their talent with the Empire…

Wait….are you sure you are using the word “straight” in the intended meaning?

Am I?

Rainbow Dash is best Neigh-o.

Are you?

@Popperfett:

A straight man has to be reasonable and serious. You are too smitten with Luna and therefore your antics disqualify you as a straight man.

If you scrolled through the Pet Pals Thread a few months ago, you could see I have a male Rottweiler. He's not castrated (never thought that should be mentioned, but it's a must with Futashy). Thing is though that he doesn't hump everything nor is constantly horny. Dac and I are also two of the very few members here who have experience with horses, so the pony part shouldn't be a bother either.

So based on that, the size of Futashy wouldn't be an issue. I have experience with large dogs. However, 2 "dogs" might be a bit much. So I probably won't take her in if my dog is still alive.

If my dog died, I would probably be able to take her in. First thing first, a trip to the doctor. I'm getting that bitch a castration. The reason why my dog still has his package is because he doesn't hump everything. If he becomes too horny suddenly, he's getting the scissor. As Futashy humps everything, I won't hesitate a second time.

@Dac & Phoneix

Lovely conversation, karma for both of you.

@Muumi

As Blue Screen said, you shouldn't worry about Karma. I probably have the most karma/post in numbers, but I think you might beat me in ratio. And if you scroll back a few pages, you can read I found and dealt with the cause.

And yes, now that you ran out of Touhou ponies, what's next?

@phoneix

Based on your description what qualifies a straight man, my editing on entries and the objective point of view it requires should qualify me as straight.

Have I already mentioned you're looking mighty fine today phoneix? You've been working out?

I probably have the most karma/post in numbers

I believe that would be Sui

(Also I'm catching up to you guys in terms of post numbers but I've only been here half the time. I truly am a forum whore)

@Phoneix

Never mind ;)

Of the people posting here I mean.

But do look at Suisei's negative and how it's bigger than mine. Also remember that in both of our cases most or our negative karma came from karma rapists.

lol, I did not actually reads Dac's post I just realized now what he meant. But I still will say that Fluttershy is cute, but I would not keep her as a pet she was meant to be free.

@Randoman:

As a matter of fact, I have been working out…..WAIT A MINUTE! I didn't mean that kind of Straight man! >:[

Ugh, I've moved from being professional tl;dr competitor to one half of KYM Pony Thread's comic relief with…..ugh DAC of all people.

I'M SO PATHETIC

I recall a facebook discussion where we officially decided that the happy one was named Doomie Mothball.

It's official.

@Dac and Burning:
And Verbs isn't "the straight guy" because….?

EDIT
@Takashi:
Welcome to the forums bro ny, I remmeber seeing you comment on the MLP Image Gallery.

EDIT2:
Where's Engie?

Since when has it been official? It has been always official. When Q declared us to be an awesome fandom, he bent the universe to make it an official law of the universe.

@X:

Cause he's too boring and doesn't get mad or offer sarcastic remarks.

@X-singular:

It's not an all-black sitcom, so a black guy wouldn't make the best straight man.

Opspe, Verbose, Random, or (YES! YES!) Thomas Nair, would be the best.

@Phonics monkey:

Again, nice job with the calligraphy.

And giving me an opportunity to mock your name.

@Dac's and Phoneix's conversation:

@Popper:

Alright, shit's on like Donkey Kong. You know how I played The Old Republic?

I fucking LOVE the Republic. You're going down!

Verbally, of course…

Because the internet is a cruel mistress.

@Random:

I have a ratio of almost 1:2.

Still reading Eternal…

Finished Chapter Seven last night, and my face was still:

Umm….he likes Chrysalis. Being smitten with Luna is the arsonist's thing. But yeah, he's no straight man. I think that Lasers' suggestion of Nair is perfect, though. "Private Serious" definatly fits the bill for one.

@sitcom discussion
I think verbs, BSOD, and random would all be good for the part of the straight guy. Nair Hates bronies and can be a dick, we need a serious guy and not a jerk.
@ randomMan
Thank you for taking in futashy! You would be a great owner. To the rest of you, I am disappoint… Look at this picture and feel shame!

@ futashy discussion
I wouldnt think twice about keeping her. I would treat her more like a dog than an equine because that's how she seems to be portrayed. I don't think I would fix her, unlike stallions, she isn't aggressive, so I wouldn't have to worry about that. About the sex drive, getting knocked on her ass by the rams, male llamas, or horses would fix that issue in no time. She seems to be more intelligent than any animal, at least that's how the tumblr makes it seem, so she would probably learn soon enough that the only way she can relieve her self is with her hooves or a stuffed animal and I would make it clear she can only do that outside in the field unless she wants to lose her ball privileges. Honestly, she would probably be easier to keep than most livestock, she's just a horny dog sized pony with a horse sized dick. A little weird, but manageable.

NEW TOPIC
It's everypony's favorite game show!
WHAT DID I PONIFY?!

I will be ponifying various dialogue exchanges from various forms of media. It will be your turn to guess WHAT DID I PONIFY?!
Sound fun? Super! Today's topic is- Video Games!

Princess Celestia: "Do you… Chrysalis… take this stallion to be your…"

Queen Chrysalis: "Mmmm….. I do…. princess… I do…. Oooohh….
(turns to Shining Armor)
Don't worry honey…. the other ones didn't mean anything to me….
….just remember to say I do…"

If you're stumped I'll give you another quote from this game. Sound good?

@Windingo

I don't know. I tried, and failed, then tried again.
And failed even worse.

@Futashy

Fluttershy is my favorite pony. That peculiar alteration of her is definitely not my cup of tea, so no, no adoption from me, sorry.

@Sitcom

A straight guy, you say? Here, let me make my serious face.

Then again, I'm not really that amusing whether serious or goofy, so I suppose the point is pretty much moot.

I think you guys should watch this video.

It's about how to deal with haters, trolls, and all that stuff.

Hi guys – I know it's been forever since I posted here, but I just wanted to share something with you all.

As some of you know (the older users, at least), Verbose and I have been working on a study of the brony subculture for a few months now, and today it's finally done! It's long, as you would expect, seeing as how it was written by Verbose and myself – it's our TL;DR magnum opus. But I made sure to include plenty of graphics for those who aren't as inclined to reading huge amounts of text.

So, take a look through, and let us know what you think!

Survey of the Brony Subculture

P.S. this will hopefully get posted to EqD at some point.

Happy Victoria Day, pay your respect to your queen/s.

@burning & Nightmare
-Smitten by a female
-You say I'm not straight

Mr Spock agrees that that s%^$ ain't logical

@Explosive Lasers

and btw, what class are you on The Old Republic? I've got a Jedi Sentinel.

Now have some Attack of the Pony Clones!

@opspe & Verbose
Impressive… MOST impressive!
Congratulations to the both of you.

That is impressive.

You two are superheroes or something.

@opspe
Congratulations sir, you and Verbose have just won the internet.

Howdy everypony…Im back!
Have some nice steam punk engineering.

@Verbose and Opspe
That is some fine work you two have there! Keep it up guys! :D
It's so impressive….that I kind of shat a brick…

Okay multiple…

Hi Ric.

You smell nice.

@opspe

Wish I could've helped more, but glad I was still of assistance somewhat.

Please keep us updated when it gets posted on EqD or not.

I'm glad to have participated in the survey and I'm eager to participate in another.
In the meantime, I'll be waiting for the next episode of Korra and the next season of ponies.

@Popper
…..not straight as in sexuality, you dummy. Straight as in serious.

Heh.

I find this very, very cool.

@Ric:
Welcome back, Ric!

Just gonna leave this here.

@Seal and Zarathh

(Seal, you either smell like weed or lemons..I am just gonna assume lemons).

I really thank you all for showing you care, it's so great to meet such fine people on the internets.

@Zar:

>2012
>Implying we don't know how to deal with haters
>MFW:

@Opspe:

Glad to see you finally finished it. Nice survey, I must say. The compilation takes a lot of data from the survey, which I recall giving an impression of not giving you THAT MUCH data.

By that, I mean that you went more in-depth than the survey implied you would, matching sexuality with favorite characters and all that.

If EqD doesn't post that, I'm gonna buy a plane ticket and go punch Seth in his male ovaries.

The survey made me feel bad for Applebloom, though…

@Popper:

I cancelled my sub a while ago, but I played a Sith Juggernaut, a Vanguard, a Sith Assassin, and a Jedi Sage.

The reason I played Sith was because the goddamn population imbalances. It was better on my server, but still ridiculous.

I was able to snag the 'Equestrian' Legacy, which was awesome.

@Ric:

Hm…

Slendy returns to the Shipping thread…

And shortly after, Ric returns to the Pony thread…

Now, normally I'd say it's a conspiracy, but today… I'm gonna go ahead and say it's a conspiracy.

@Pyro:

Luna is so adorable when she uses science malevolently.

Anyways, I just finished Eternal, after being prompted by Muffinator and Verbose.

Four days of rapid-fire reading.

I have a new favorite fan-fic, for the moment. The story was just so… perfect, in nearly every way. It had a lot of cerebral parts in the plot, a lot of emotion conveyed, so much world-building, feels just pouring into my soul, etc.

I approve of your recommendation.

@Opspe

At last! It's great to see an official release, we've been waiting for this. If we go by the largest factors in the study, we can now say that Bronies are heterosexual athiest white American guys who like Twilight Sparkle but are not sexually attracted to her and like the occasion ship-fic but don't like R34 and are tolerant towards Furries

I bet Hasbro would also be relieved to find from that study that Bronies do, in fact, buy their merchandise

The next step for that survey would definitely be to get more of the Brony communities involved and compare the differences between Bronies between different social hubs.

All in all, fantastic work. Enjoy your well deserved positive karma bombing

Pinkie is happy to see that there are smiles filled in this thread.
Pinkie will really appreciate it as long no one will ruin such a moment now, or you will be face the consequences.

We all must be happy to achieve joy in others. Yes!

Now, hugs goes to all in this thread!

@Brony survey
My only reaction.

I'm back after a bout against Malware. How did it go?

Not bad.

Protip: Don't link to Funnyjunk for images, you get the main page instead.

@Verbs and opspe

I just read through the entire survey, and it's very well done from what I can tell. I'm probably not the one to ask to search for flaws though.

One thing I'm interested in is, if you were to repeat the survey, who the favorite secondary character would be. Obviously, there was the addition of new characters after the creation of the survey, but if I'm right, the survey was handed out not too long after the Derpy incident. I think that may have altered the percentages a bit in that field and maybe the shipping one as well. It'd also be interesting to know if there is a new favorite episode.

Not that I'm asking you to repeat the survey. Both of you put a lot of work into it and it'd be a lot more work to repeat it.

I've bookmarked it for future reference.

Explosives wrote:

Anyways, I just finished Eternal, after being prompted by Muffinator and Verbose.

It was me and Algernon that recommended it. But yeah, best fic ever. You might also be interested in Device Heretic's other fics. They're all pretty good (especially And The Temptress Came Unto Her).

In honor of Victoria Day, I will post art of my queen.

Yes, Twilight is my queen. Don't judge me.