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Explosive Lasers AKA Solaire AKA Sexiest wrote:

Zecora could teach you a thing or two,
I'll just drop some rapping on you.
Ready your body, ready your ass,
Get ready for my lyrics to give ya a pass.

These words will give you some pain,
But limitless glory is what I'll gain,
Get ready for the rapping train,
Because, baby, it runs on whole grain!
(Swag)

My lyrical flow is sweeter than honey,
And it could earn me loads of money.
If only I needed that sick cash,
But I get all I need with a magical flash.
Celestia? She's no match for this,
Words I shout show my avarice.
For y'all not knowing, that's greed,
Something to feed a hungering need.
So follow my masterful lead,
And drink these words like mead.

AJ best pony,
Truth to any brony.
Spike best thing.
And I mean everything.

Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

@The rapping

This is the best Page 69 ever.

No shipping, just rapping.

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@Connor

u mad bro?

Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

I really should have known better than to tempt fate.

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@404

Yo yo, I like FlutterMac,
When they in the sack
I don't give a crap
Coz my standards lack

Got my AppleDash
They both smoking hash
Some might call this brash
but dat ships a smash

I like to ship yah ponez
Childhoods be damned
I like to ship yah ponez
till yo minds get whammed

Then theres Twilight and Trix
That where I get my fix
I just love a good mix
of…

goddam I can't rhyme, I'm no good at this.

(I'm just kidding ya'll. I'm not really into shipping)

404 user not found wrote:

Yeah my body's ready

To light up the night
with the songs that i write
So sit back that you might
gaze upon the glory
of the stories
and the tales that i bring into light

Spinning rhymes, on a dime
Cant keep up,
with my time
Call it rap a la mode,
cuz my flow is sublime

Unlike you
who can barely struggle to stay alive
under the weight of my words
and can only strive
to reach the echelons in which i thrive

But don't worry I'l take you to school
so go take a seat with the baby cakes
cuz the rhymes you make
are making me sick
they sound like something you'd defecate
So follow my class
before its to late.

Still sitting down?
good

I'm so hot i make the mike sizzle
You say you spit fire?
more like your rhymes fizzle
You say you make it rain?
more like a light drizzle.
I got so much cash it make my mind frizzle.

They got my picture next to swag in the dictionary oxford.
If you look up your style, it'l come up… next to awkward.
I once went to bed and woke up covered in bitches
You cant even imagine my style and riches
so why don't you gave up and crawl back to the ditches

One last thing

AJ only tells the truth so I'm sure she'l agree
your rhymes are weak bro
some practice is what you seriously need

your move

opspe wrote:

Chemicals? I react them.

Bikes? I ride them.

Ponies? I watch them.

But I'm not a pony rapper.

GIANTDAD wrote:

The next person to ship is going to get a dick up there ass in the shipping thread.

GIANTDAD wrote:

The next person to ship is going to get a dick up there ass in the shipping thread.

'Macho Man' Staz wrote:

This rap shit is makin' me sick, and imma stop it.
You guys should take your rhymes and try and spit outa the closet.
You fags are holding the mic like a dick, so you best drop it.
Your flow's so slow and so shit, It's time to hop in
so the Staz man can bring the pain again .
It's like a last stand and I'm gonna reign and win
I'm gonna ask, man, please don't refrain for him
because L's hard and can take what you can aim at him.
You guys are so over the top it's so ridiculous.
So I've been lurkin' this thread fo' days, like inconspicuous.
I know your flow is slow and yo, it made me sick because
I know I can beat all of yo asses. I'll make it quick. discuss
-ing ponies is what we did on here back in the day.
I've been on here about a year and the thread's lacking debate
about the size of a pony or whether big mac is straight
although, whatever floats ya boat man, I'll love and tollerate.

Anyway, are we talking about? shipping?
I want to get in on that!
Lets get some Twixie up in here!

Twins the Serendipitous Serval wrote:

New episode was pure genius. The parodies were extremely well done, and once again, proves MLP is one of the most well written and clever children's shows on today. Pinkie's imaginings were pure holy bananas unexpected and the most awesome thing in the show since Rainbow Dash.

I feel as if Pinkie's character has developed the most out of the mane 6 so far in the series. She retains her signature non-sequiturs and randomness, but at the same time, has taught the kids some of the show's most important lessons.

One small caveat- this episode suffers from the 22 minute syndrome. The ending, once again, was forced and contrived, and a huge letdown to what otherwise could be considered a pure stroke of genius. Rarity, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash were completely out of character. They knew how much Pinkie cared about the cake, yet just had to go ruin it? And what's worse, Pinkie actually accepted everyone's excuses of how she made it sound really delicious and they just had to take a bite. Way to teach children that you can avoid punishment by pushing the blame on someone else.

Seriously Hasbro, please, please oh please oh please give the show 3 or 4 more minutes of run time. The plots for each episode keep getting better and more complex, but the writers just can't fit it all into 22 minutes. As a result, the endings are rushed, add a bunch of discrepancies and plot holes, and ruin everything.

Ric Te$l@ wrote:

HAVE SOME BADASS!

NOW HAVE SOME CUTE!!

404 user not found wrote:

well now that its a new page i guess there will be no more rap battles Q_Q

404 user not found wrote:

well now that its a new page i guess there will be no more rap battles Q_Q

Twins the Serendipitous Serval wrote:

New episode was pure genius. The parodies were extremely well done, and once again, proves MLP is one of the most well written and clever children's shows on today. Pinkie's imaginings were pure holy bananas unexpected and the most awesome thing in the show since Rainbow Dash.

I feel as if Pinkie's character has developed the most out of the mane 6 so far in the series. She retains her signature non-sequiturs and randomness, but at the same time, has taught the kids some of the show's most important lessons.

One small caveat- this episode suffers from the 22 minute syndrome. The ending, once again, was forced and contrived, and a huge letdown to what otherwise could be considered a pure stroke of genius. Rarity, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash were completely out of character. They knew how much Pinkie cared about the cake, yet just had to go ruin it? And what's worse, Pinkie actually accepted everyone's excuses of how she made it sound really delicious and they just had to take a bite. Way to teach children that you can avoid punishment by pushing the blame on someone else.

Seriously Hasbro, please, please oh please oh please give the show 3 or 4 more minutes of run time. The plots for each episode keep getting better and more complex, but the writers just can't fit it all into 22 minutes. As a result, the endings are rushed, add a bunch of discrepancies and plot holes, and ruin everything.

Derpy Vaz wrote:

Happy Easter

RandomMan wrote:

Derpy Vaz wrote:

Lucky Canadians

burning_phoneix wrote:

I really don't think "liking cake"="Out of character", especially when Pinkie Pie managed to convince everyone on board to eat everyone else's dessert.

And she accepted their apologies, not excuses.

Twins the Serendipitous Serval wrote:

It was out of character, and screwed over everyone who liked any of those characters. Liking cake had nothing to do with their character. The problem with this that Rarity, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash were being selfish, not caring about Pinkie's feelings at all. They were being horrible friends. Pinkie was cool enough to shrug it off, but that would never happen in real life.

She did accept their excuses, at least implicitly, that she made it sound too good for them to resist. In essence, she put the entirety of the blame on herself, rather than the other ponies' lack of control.

The lesson I got from this episode is that you can get away with anything and not get into any trouble as long as you simply apologize, and blame someone else.

It's a real pity that such a great episode suffers from such a flaw.

Also, Applejack goes up in my books for once again proving to be the honest and best pony ever.

Twins the Serendipitous Serval wrote:

It was out of character, and screwed over everyone who liked any of those characters. Liking cake had nothing to do with their character. The problem with this that Rarity, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash were being selfish, not caring about Pinkie's feelings at all. They were being horrible friends. Pinkie was cool enough to shrug it off, but that would never happen in real life.

She did accept their excuses, at least implicitly, that she made it sound too good for them to resist. In essence, she put the entirety of the blame on herself, rather than the other ponies' lack of control.

The lesson I got from this episode is that you can get away with anything and not get into any trouble as long as you simply apologize, and blame someone else.

It's a real pity that such a great episode suffers from such a flaw.

Also, Applejack goes up in my books for once again proving to be the honest and best pony ever.

Twins the Serendipitous Serval wrote:

It was out of character, and screwed over everyone who liked any of those characters. Liking cake had nothing to do with their character. The problem with this that Rarity, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash were being selfish, not caring about Pinkie's feelings at all. They were being horrible friends. Pinkie was cool enough to shrug it off, but that would never happen in real life.

She did accept their excuses, at least implicitly, that she made it sound too good for them to resist. In essence, she put the entirety of the blame on herself, rather than the other ponies' lack of control.

The lesson I got from this episode is that you can get away with anything and not get into any trouble as long as you simply apologize, and blame someone else.

It's a real pity that such a great episode suffers from such a flaw.

Also, Applejack goes up in my books for once again proving to be the honest and best pony ever.

Fridge wrote:

Guys, you don't get it. This isn't just any ordinary cake.

This is the Motherfucking Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness. This is the best damn cake ever.

To put it a different way: this is the food equivalent of Scarlett Johansen sitting nude on your bed wearing a sign that says "I want you inside me." She's just sitting right there, how could you not take a bite?

Fridge wrote:

Guys, you don't get it. This isn't just any ordinary cake.

This is the Motherfucking Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness. This is the best damn cake ever.

To put it a different way: this is the food equivalent of Scarlett Johansen sitting nude on your bed wearing a sign that says "I want you inside me." She's just sitting right there, how could you not take a bite?