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Can someone please post the new episode here? I didn't see it yet and i would like to.

Am I the only one that noticed the absolutely absurd amount of alliteration in the episode today?

New episode post! go!

WARNING:SPOILERS

Firstly, I thought more usage of more races in the universe was nice and it was cool to see more of (Pony/Doughnut) Joe since that one episode in which he had one or two lines. The references were cool although I don't know if I understood all of them. I knew James Bond and Sherlock Holmes but I didn't know the others. I thought that the Ninja bit could have been Samurai Jack but that's probably a stretch. I also felt that AppleJack was a little bit left out in this episode. I thought it would have been her who ate the other foods because twilight says that they don't know what happened to them Pinkie is standing right in front of AppleJack. Also, Rarity's hair was totally hawt.

EDIT:
Are we having rap battles in the pony thread?
This just got a whole lot more interesting.

@Muffinator
Yeah, Berry was there.

Because she's a drunken whore.

@Connor

Hey, all. Please go easy on the images. First off, try not to post more than three-ish images in a post. We've had that problem before on Pony General I a long time ago, so that's from experience. That's not a rule, but it's nothing to make a habit of.

Also, if you have an image that's really big, please try to resize it. It slows browsers down.
 
Neither are really mandatory, but it would be nice.

Hey guys, I've been wondering: is there a fanon name for the white Pegasus center screen on this picture? I've just been calling her Cloudsprings, but is there a more official one?

"THE ROOM WITH A MOOSE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

According to the MLP Wiki, her name seems to be Lightining Bolt. Here's the source

By the way, if anyone has problems with names of backgrounds characters, here's the site's list with names for all the ponies who have made an appearence in the show

@Ric

Damn, I knew that moose seemed somewhat… familiar.

Thanks, even though that's a silly name. I'll just keep calling her Cloudsprings, cuz I'm a hardcore rebel. Take that, society!

Page needs more swag.

Did somepony say swag?

You wish you have this much swag.

This game is awesome. Seriously. Go play it. The Great and Powerful Trixie demands it.

Btw, how do people upload pictures to their profile, like I've seen some do (via my dashboard)? I don't like using flickr just to get some photos from my PC on to the forums.

Its true. I'm so fat, and I'm socially unacceptable as a result.

Thanks for posting this daniel, i have to say this episode was rather interesting, i like the whole mystery theme that they went for in the episode that they went for, not only that but the bakers that they introduced in the episode were cool too.

Btw, how do people upload pictures to their profile

Go to your user profile, click on the images tab, then click the "add new image button"

Don't select a meme to put the image into. It will get filed under your profile by default.

@Everyone

What Verbose said. Resize your images. Anything over 1000×1000 pixels is too freaking huge!

@Lolstaz

I thought that the Ninja bit could have been Samurai Jack but that’s probably a stretch

When I saw that scene I instantly thought of Samurai Jack too.

This episode had so many references. The way Twilight collected clues even reminded me of Cluedo

Anybody find Derpy?

So, who do you guys think won in the rap battle?

Fridge put up on helluva fight.

Id have to say both of you did a good job but i think you won explosive.

Why can't I write!? I'm so fucking close. I just can't think.
Does anyone have any good ideas for Ruby getting taken away by Foal Protective Services. I need a reason for Berry's suicide.

@Rap battle

Oh,
Nigga, don't think I'm finished,
My swag is never diminished,
I shiggy diggy when you think you can win this,
I can tell ya think ya got a ghost of a chance,
But you just the loser in this deadly little dance,
My words are a weapon of mass destruction,
In comparison your words are a mere obstruction,
They a lower caliber, a feeble construction,
When my beats hit your ears, nigga you cease to function,
This ain't about ponies, this ain't about shit,
This is only about the weakness of what you spit,
It don't fit,
You a softie, I'm a muthafuckin' Compton Crip,
You make me sad, so I gotta give you the slip,
It's just embarrassing to read what you come up with,
Cuz ya know that brevity is the very soul of wit,
Your rap is so bad it makes me sick,
And there's just one thing you should do now:

Yo man, this would be a GET,
You lose so hard, you like the New Jersey Nets,
I destroyed you my friend, you might as well face it,
I run this shit faster than you can pace it.

I'm the best man,
I DID IT.

Connor wrote:

Does anyone have any good ideas for Ruby getting taken away by Foal Protective Services. I need a reason for Berry’s suicide.

Yo yo yo yo
Both of you think yo tough
But you can't compare
to the shit that i'm packing
over here and there
ill stomp and womp ya but i aint done yet
ill also shoot you and slice you fridge fo yo crumy page get
but y'all think your tough when you aint even close
id beat yo asses so fast there like grass and…fuck….uhh….YOUR ASS IS GRAAAAAAAAASSS AND IT'S IN THE PAST AND RAPPING IS TOUGH SO I FUCKING QUIT.

Did I just see that crap,
Verily, I did, old chap!
You tried to beat MC Lasers,
'Kill' is now the setting of my phasers.
Watch this shit,
Don't throw a fit,
These words I spit,
Will be explicit.
Watch your clit,
It's 'bout to be hit,
I'll shout a burning flame,
Dovahkiin will blush in shame.
Y'all bitches will know my name,
And know I won this game!
I'll take all the blame,
And hold this wonderful claim,
'Cause you gun learn t'day,
Why bronies ain't so gay.
I call my swag,
And show I'm no fag.
If I were a a bundle of sticks,
Man, you'd all just be dicks.
Hit me with your best shot,
Your lyrics ain't even hot.
Show me all you got,
Lyrics that might as well rot.
Get ready for shit to flip,
As I take a dip,
In the pool of lyrical power,
So y'all will have to cower,
When you see this deadly shower.
My lyrics are fuckin'
Gettin' ready for a lethal buckin'.
Prepare your body,
Your rhymes are shoddy.
And get ready for a rustling,
You'll have to rely on hustling.
So bring your best,
I'll stand the test,
And get some rest,
While your lyrics come,
All I'll do is hum,
Cause that shit is dumb.
That's right, bitch,
There ain't no hitch.
Just bring your shit,
And give me a hit.
Shit that's worse than any fic,
I'll just tell ya to bite a dick!
'Cause ya lyrics suck like a tick.
When I walk on by,
Ya'll by asking why,
"Who's dat guy?
Dat swag is something!"
And ya'll still be wondering,
I'm a mystery, like Mare Do Well.
And I'll be dancing while your in hell.
drops microphone

I'll go get you some ice.

Finally got around to watching the new episode and it was so good I had to watch it twice. Pinkie imagining what the bakers did to the cake was easily my favorite thing about it, but all the clever little phrases were great, too. Reminded me of the Colbert Report. WHICH SHOULD TOTALLY BE ON EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT TOO, COMEDY CENTRAL. WHY U NO DO THIS? But I digress, that one was really good. I was sure Pinkie ate the cake in her sleep for half of the episode and Twilight was just humoring her with the investigation – I really didn't see the others being responsible coming at all. Well played, Studio B. Well played.

I really wish I could stop laughing about how the cake frosting splashed all over the gryphon's face in the first imagination scene and how he was all ME GUSTAV about it, though. It wasn't that funny.

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Oh lol who am I kidding that was priceless.

Think I'll post some more best filly (Not even kidding this time because she actually is pretty boss and hella cute – Hell, I think I'll even keep this avatar for a little while)

and call it a day.

Rap battles.
It's been a long while since I did any of those.
I use to do it for fun, but I never knew why I stopped doing that.
Give me a few mins and I'll get one done.

Needless to say this should be interesting.

Hey guys

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Guys
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Page 69

Right. I think I'll be skipping this page. I'll see you all on page 70.

Yay! Page 69!

before anyone complains about this picture, remember that it's actually a screenshot from the show

Okay I'm sorry, this is just awful. It's so terrible, I won't distinguish it with an actual rap.

Really, "watch your clit?" Is that really the best you can think of?

You make me sad. Your rhymes lack any sort of sophistication. It's like you don't think about what you're saying. For instance, you totally just called yourself a faggot with that "bundle of sticks" line. Intentionally or not, it broke the first rule of hardcore gangsta rap: always self-aggrandize, never self-deprecate. You're supposed to be acting like you run this shit, and you slipped up and lost my respect as an MC, implying you even had it in the first place.

I will not continue to waste time with this foolish endeavour. You, my friend, have been utterly served. Deal with it.

FUCK ALL THAT SHIT BECAUSE MOONSTUCK JUST TOOK MY FUCKING SUGGESTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Context is everything.

I used the bundle of sticks line to insult everybody else, saying that they would only be dicks, were I a fag.

So, once again is say: COME AT ME, BRO!

No.

This isn't fun anymore.
More like a chore.
An utter fucking bore.
Like watching Jersey Shore.

That didn't do it for me.
You have to see.
To enjoy it, I'd have to be tipsy.
It sucked so terribly.

Edit about Woona:
That's pretty cool.
But you're still a fool.
And your raps ain't cruel.
So stop being a tool.

Oh yeah… context.
It's for a story I'm writing. I wanted a powerful was to tell Berry's backstory and what better way to do that than a suicide note? I never had a direct cause of her wanting to commit suicide so her just killing herself seemed strange. I needed a cause, and that was the best one I (mostly opspe) could come up with. Then I ran out of ideas and went to play TF2.

This page…

LET'S ALL GET BANNED!

LOL

@Picture

Aaaaaawwwww shit nigga! You’ve awoken the dragon!

the rest struck out
the others have all fled
but a challenger comes, to take you out with a rhyme, to the head
but before i do that you’l WISH you were dead
cuz imma beat down all over this thread

Next time think twice before you say COME AT ME BRO!
cuz now your caught up, in my deliriousness flow
call this a PSA
cuz the more i rap the more you know
not to fuck with me
cuz imma be
the end of this calamity!
that you call rap, which i cant figure out for the life of me

by the way, Spike is best pony!

Oh hey guise how i-

page 69

..You know what, just..if you see the engineer or Dell Conagher around here, tell him I sapped his toys, and I made today's Octavia into the drawfriend.

And also, I sapped his dinner.

STOP RAPPING!!!

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If that's okay with you…

Eep!

Zecora could teach you a thing or two,
I'll just drop some rapping on you.
Ready your body, ready your ass,
Get ready for my lyrics to give ya a pass.

These words will give you some pain,
But limitless glory is what I'll gain,
Get ready for the rapping train,
Because, baby, it runs on whole grain!
(Swag)

My lyrical flow is sweeter than honey,
And it could earn me loads of money.
If only I needed that sick cash,
But I get all I need with a magical flash.
Celestia? She's no match for this,
Words I shout show my avarice.
For y'all not knowing, that's greed,
Something to feed a hungering need.
So follow my masterful lead,
And drink these words like mead.

AJ best pony,
Truth to any brony.
Spike best thing.
And I mean everything.

Chemicals? I react them.

Bikes? I ride them.

Ponies? I watch them.

But I'm not a pony rapper.

@The rapping

This is the best Page 69 ever.

No shipping, just rapping.

@Connor

u mad bro?

Guess what happens when you take a letter of out of "rapping?"

Apping? Well, I guess downloading and playing with apps could be a great way to pass the time. But really, does the word deserve its own verb now?

Edit: Also… SURPRISE! Couldn't resist making this joke, so I'm dropping in.