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SynchTub'in it up!

No, you silly filly! It's art!

Shit I need this shirt.

And this one holy shit it is so amazing.

And almost completely concurrent with the premise for tomorrow's Episode. Nice one, WeLoveFine.

Is this a reference to something?

Spy is one slick motherfucker…
This post is dedicated to him.

lol were you guys really posting Rarity on this page? Rarity? lol my sides will never be the same. Fillies please, it's all about Diamond Tiaria.

You know she's got more on her mind than silly old Twilight does. Magic? Anypony can wave their horn around and do magic. SNAILS. CAN DO MAGIC. I rest my case. Diamond Tiaria, on the other hand, is a shining example of an earth pony master race. Can't fly or do magic? Special talent is wearing tiaras? Who needs wings, a horn or a useful special talent if you have the sheer gull and brilliance to command and utilize all the available horns, wings and special talents around you to serve you? No sir, I don't see any apple bucking in this little filly's future. Who knows what kind of plans she has!

After seeing the last episode, I find "mean" to be a laughably poor choice of words to describe the best pony, Diamond Tiara, when there are words out there like enterprising. Ambitious. Phrases such as "alpha as fuck" and "like a boss" also come to mind. But mean? If you think Diamond Tiara is mean, you must have never had a math teacher in school. And if you didn't have a math teacher, you probably didn't even go to school. And if you didn't even go to school that means you are completely unlearnified and shouldn't bother trying to have an onion about anything unless you intent to make a career out of looking like a fool – And you can bet your ass that Diamond Tiara will be there to cash in on your silliness.

And that's why I dedicate this post to Diamond Tiara. Cutest, smartest all around best pony.

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But only because The best way to pull an April fools is to wait a couple days afterwards.

@IamSlow

Oh god, I read that in her voice.
GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!

@Daniel
I swear that site is run by liberals to make conservatives look bad, not saying that's a bad thing.

@Iamslow
One does not simply stop posting Rarity.

@Dac:

I am flattered.

Err… Umm… I mean… Uh…

POST NEEDS MORE DASHIE! Yep, because… y'know… I'm not a Spy. Just a Dashie… Yep. And Dashie likes Dashie being posted.

Hehehehe.

@Iamslow:

It's odd…

All of that was completely true, despite being a joke.

This tread needs more Rarity.

More Rarity, you say?

Prepare to be amazed and astonished by the thread-stopping powers of my image dump.

Image is a large comic, so here's the link.

Link, if you can't see the above comic.

I swear that site is run by liberals to make conservatives look bad, not saying that’s a bad thing.

Every now and then a troll infiltrates Conservapedia and sneaks in some satire. I think Daniel found an example of this

Conservapedia is a laughing stock for conservatives and liberals alike, so people love mocking it on its own pages.

Though sometimes its hard to tell where the ignorance ends and the trolling begins.

No synctube for me this time. I need to cut down on my internet usage so no video's, no image galleries and no online games. I'll be on forum pages and Gmail only

Fine. Continue posting Rarity. See if I care.

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Lol I'd have posted some Rarity myself but I don't have much Rarity stuff. Oh and hell yeah, yet another Pinkie Pie episode tomorrow! Dis gon be good.

It's a damn shame I had to resize this, originally it was over 6.67 MB and I couldn't upload it anywhere. It held together pretty nicely though considering.

It's distressing how Megasweet really can draw awesome art like this but wastes her- er, his- talent on creepy as all f**k you know what.

I dunno, Pinkie is great and all, but her episodes tend to be a bit… lacking. I cite Baby Cakes and Feeling Pinkie Keen as my examples.

YAY RARITY TIME!

Meh, who are we to decide what is considerd wasting time or talent. If he enjoys himself doing it and he has a good following, I'd say his time is well spent. Also, its not that strange that his art has weird sexual imagery, just look at H.R. Giger. It's just penises and vaginas, we at least see one of them everyday, so who cares if he draws it.

Explosive Lasers Wrote:

Why do people always get the Arabic script wrong?

Twins Wrote:

I dunno, Pinkie is great and all, but her episodes tend to be a bit… lacking. I cite Baby Cakes and Feeling Pinkie Keen as my examples.

I liked those episodes.

Dac-attack wrote:

Meh, who are we to decide what is considerd wasting time or talent. If he enjoys himself doing it and he has a good following, I’d say his time is well spent. Also, its not that strange that his art has weird sexual imagery, just look at H.R. Giger. It’s just penises and vaginas, we at least see one of them everyday, so who cares if he draws it.

Yeah well H.R Giger never drew penises and vaginas on a show intended for 6 year old little girls.

The Pony Hub sounds like it could be unavailable for a while. Hopefully it comes back online by the time I get this banner done.

I want to post my draft design before I submit anything and get some thoughts. I could do that tomorrow.

Phoenix wrote:
Yeah well H.R Giger never drew penises and vaginas on a show intended for 6 year old little girls.

So? H.R. Giger drew his inspiration from night terrors, Megasweet from cartoon shows. I don't think it really matters. Come one, It's not like he intended his drawings to be seen by 6 year old girls. Anyways, it's not like we don't joke about adult things when it comes to ponies. And what about all the gay and lesbian shipping( even straight shipping)? Molestia? Pretty much everything in equestria daily? It may not be as explicit as Megasweet, but it isn't for 6 year old girls. It doesn't matter who the show was intended for, on the Internet, us bronies made it our own. I say if he can't draw his Rule 34, than everything mlp that wouldn't be able to be on the show shouldnt be made either.

Damn textile

Love and tolerate, my bronies.

If he wants to do that, that's his deal, and you shouldn't force opinions or thoughts onto him. Same as people who aren't bronies. Just ignore it, and it won't bother you unless you go searching for it.

I wrote another short story. This is the body and I have a short epilogue to do still. Tell me what you think.

[Sad] [Tragedy]
Endings

Not bad. Didn't make my eyes water or anything, but it was still pretty good.

broynes pls

Dear lord, don't be a page claim for Dolan ponies…

Don't worry, it's not.

Here, yesterday I wrote a rap about Fluttershy.

“Fluttershy” (Parody of “Touch the Sky” by Kanye West)

Original Song for Reference

I gotta testify,
Best pony in the world you can’t deny,
Yeah, she be straight Kawaii,
Ya know it’s Fluttershy

Uh, gotta testify,
Best pony in the world you can’t deny,
She be straight Kawaii,
Ya know it’s Fluttershy

Yo, she be takin’ care of critters on the edge of the forest,
Treatin’ all the animals like they were her own kids,
The Element of Kindness, she ain’t one for showbiz,
She step on the scene and hopes nopony gonna notice,
Now lemme get down to the thick of the plot,
Cuz you know my main shawty got a real thick plot,
Avast her Ass, I wanna take a shot,
but you know if I try Imma get shot on the spot,
By the mad rabbit,
Angel Bunny won’t have it,
Cuz our main lady got an unfortunate habit,
She got a dark side, gonna give into anger,
When her shit gets fucked up, man, You’re Going to Love Her.

Yeah, gotta testify,
Best pony in the world you can’t deny,
Yeah, she be straight Kawaii,
Ya know it’s Fluttershy

Gotta testify,
Best pony in the world you can’t deny,
She be straight Kawaii,
Ya know it’s Fluttershy

It’s Fluttershy-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, la la la la la la la
(Top of the world, baby! T-Top of the world!)
It’s Fluttershy-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, la la la la la la la
(Top of the world, baby! T-Top of the world!)

@Fridge Logic

About 22 minutes to be exact.

Did you just rap about something I disagreed with?

I'm ready for flame and flak,
And any fool's attack,
Just to drop this simple fact,
'Bout the pony who doesn't lack.
Best pony is Applejack,
So don't be talkin' smack.

Talk your shit,
I'll take that hit.
I say, bring it,
I won't throw a fit.
My passion's lit,
With flames I spit.

So, bring your best shot,
My lyrics are flaming hot,
As I drop a mad rhyme,
(It should be a crime),
'Bout best pony in this time.

Applejack (swag) will break your back,
And stop your attack.
A smile she'll crack,
As she gives you a smack.

Come at me, bro,
Your lyrics are slow,
And my power will grow,
As I bask in the show,
The audience will know.

Your all bark, no bite,
Try to put up a fight.
Your skills are like Gummy,
You might as well be a dummy.
I'll hone my words on you,
And any challengers, too.
Because of the truth I knew,
My lyrical arsenal grew.

Applejack'll kick your ass,
With her deadly sass,
She got it from Sarsaparilla.
Stuff that could kill Godzilla.

Work ethic of that pony,
Shows she ain't no phony.
Try that shit, you'll be all groan-y,
And show you ain't best brony.

Well there's my rap,
So drop your crap,
And see if I care,
As you spit hot air.
Hit me with all you got,
I'll take a weak shot.

Ready the popcorn, guys!

Dem rap skillz.

Edit: Brue, that image is too damn big!

So Big Mac can drag a house and such, but a cake gives him trouble?

Seems legit.

Also, I'm calling it right now, I bet Pinkie is the one who ate the cake.

super stength was clearly one of the side effects of the love potion.

Inb4 it's Luna. That or its EVERYONE! What other creature can fly and use magic?

Edit: SO MANY EPIC REFERENCES.

Doughnut Joe is best James Bond pony.

Edit: Whoops, didn't want to give away the ending for those who can't watch it.

damn it i wont be able to watch the new episode until it goes up online

That was one bomb-ass episode.

Tons of great scenes, jokes, etc. I laughed several times during the course of it.

Gustav is best villain.

Wow, that was one of my favorite episodes so far. So much references to everything!

Well I smell a fan fic of Pony Joe as James bond, a secret agent for M16 Equestria secret service.
http://youtu.be/N1OFko9KTBo?t=10m37s

Hello guys.

So about the episode, just have to say it was no more than great. Action, thrill, mistery and awesome references everywhere.

But despite all of this, I gotta admit I was tiny little bit dissapointed with the ending. There was no need to pull out Mare Do Well again IMO.

But nonetheless, the FiM staff did it again. Too bad all we got left is the Season Finale :(

(Srsly, this ending here would be epic)

[SPOLER ALERT!]
I honestly thought it would be Pinkie Pie who ate the cake in her sleep, like sleep walking type of shit.
[/SPOILER ALERT!]

I think I've counted over 4 donkey appearances so far in season 2.

Freaking Karma Bombers.

Whatevs.

Did I ever tell you guys how I showed one of my friends an episode of My Little Pony. The second he saw Rainbow Dash, he asked me if she was a lesbian. I shit you not. That was his first response.

He also asked if they had giant orgies. Yeah, he's kinda like that.

…… You SURE it was the first time he watched the show?

Oh shit, did a nigga just challenge me?
Y’all think you can top me, well that’s just a fallacy,
Y’all are stupid, thinkin’ y’all can trounce me,
The amount of fucks I give barely equals an ounce,
Ya see,
Ain’t nobody ever gonna top my swagger,
My rhymes hit ya mind like a blood-stained dagger,
Your shit don’t matter,
You walkin’ under a ladder,
Cuz every time you encounter me my beats get phatter
And for the record, Gustav ain’t a villain,
He just chillin’,
Cuz you know that mustache be straight up illin’,
And ya know his eclaires be straight up fillin’,
And ya know that full is what I wanna be feelin’
Cuz I’m hungry G,
I can’t eat bread for a week,
On that Passover status, but I ain’t feelin’ weak,
I destroy yo ass like the fuckin’ Iron Sheik,
Cuz ya know ya shitty verses be straight up weak.
Word.

Hi guys, here's the new Touhou – FiM crossover pic I mentioned yesterday. Dash – Mokou for those who don't recongize it otherwise.



And krama bombing? Seriously, who cares anymore? Free krama for everyone!

That episode was great. It's maybe #6 on my top 10. Some of Pinkie's faces made me go d'awwww as well, and the references were well done. And as always, the animation is better than ever. It's a shame I couldn't see it in 1080p though (first world problems).

@above rap battles

Explosive Lasers wrote:

The second he saw Rainbow Dash, he asked me if she was a lesbian.

Don't even get me started on this.

Bitch please,
There ain't no shakin' my knees.
Challenging you might be,
And others might flee,
But you're gonna see.
These rhymes I'm dropping,
They're fucking kicking,
Just like apple bucking.
Flip your shit,
And take a hit,
See me drop this awesome crit.
Your rap ain't hard,
It's worse than lard.
I'll drop this rap,
Yo, watch this crap.
Ya'll need a map,
To take a lap,
'Round these words.
They're kicking nerds,
And slapping fools,
Who act like tools.
So bring it, trolls,
You act like foals,
Just drop a line,
They won't be mine,
'Cause this rap is so fine.
My lyrical hoard,
And gonna leave nobody bored,
As I spit these flames,
And call some names.
So bring it, Fridge,
I'll step on ya, like a bridge.
Shout your hot air,
Against my verses, so fair.
You ain't gotta fight,
Against my lyrical might.
Just take flight,
And run and hide,
From my verbal tide.
I gotta say,
This is tastier than hay.
Kicking ass in rapping war,
I really hunger for some more.
So bring your rap,
I'll top that crap.
I'll kick its ass,
And stomp it like grass.
Come at me, brony,
Show me who's best pony.
And if this rap ain't impressing,
I won't even be stressing.
I don't give a fuck,
I won't give you a buck,
Unless you go for the throat,
Insult AJ, I'll test if ya corpse can float.

This thread is now Gangsta!

Oops! Wrong gangsta.

Damnit! I'm sure it's here somewhere…

There you go!

#SWAG Mudabuckers!!