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And I thought I was the only one who read those exact 2 creepypastas at night.
I know that feel, bro.

Last night involved me going to a National Park, but I couldn't enjoy myself because I kept being harassed by strange men in ninja outfits who kept squirting milk at me through pouches on their stomachs. (OH GOOD GRAVY NO NOT RULE 34) I ran like heck away from there and all the way home. I was then offered to go on a trip to Nebraska with my dad. We went on ahead, (packing up in a strange meadow in front of the Keebler Elves Tree for some reason) and we headed to the state. After eating in a diner of some sort, I met a strange woman who took me into a sewer and tried to beat me up…but it turned out she was just training me to meet Batman. After that, I met Batman outside New York City. I think he told me that Bane was going to blow up the Yankee's Stadium and we had to stop him.

I suddenly found myself in a Yankee game, the Yankee's team now consisting of Batman, myself, and some random fictional characters. I was up to bat, and Bane was pitching. Not realizing anything good would come out of this, I decided to make things easier. Lucidly, I summoned a Final Smash ball (from SSSB) and turned myself into Lucario. Breaking the ball, I was about to make Bane eat aura, when suddenly, he started kicking me in my butt. Turns out, my mom was trying to get me up, and was nudging my butt to do that. I woke up.

Yikes, that part at the beginning is the closest to Rule 34 I've ever had in one of my dreams. I hope it doesn't happen again.

The dream above was brought to you by Cocaine & Co.
Now seriously:
Last night I finally had a lucid dream again. Maybe it's because I finally got over the tests, and I don't have to worry about studying until I hopefully start with my carreer.
In the dream, I was in a hallway of my school, and I don't quite remember how I realized that One Eyed Jack (The bad guy from Alone in the Dark 2) and his pirate gang had taken some people as hostages. Then, I was a hostage along with my mother and older brother, and in order to free the hostages, we had to eat a whole bunch of pastas the pirates threw out of the door. The pasta was delicious, but eventually I got tired and just opened the school's main entrance with my hands and the police saved everyone. I went to the classroom and laughed at the pirates.
Then, I was in my hometown's beach, which had dramatically increased in size and was full of dancing people. Since I hate parties, I started to fly and have fun in the air, but then I saw a jerk bullying a kid, and I went to say "Leave him alone, you jerk." but he had already taken the kid's shirt off and ran away. Then, I was outside of the jerk's house with some other guys and the kid, planning to go inside and play some sort of joke on him. I just got something from his room and burned it with pyrokinesis, then flew to my house. However, in my bedroom, I found Pico (the star of that yaoi thing) asleep in the ground, and my mother sitting in my bed. I was like "oh, no" but then I woke up.
This has been the best dream I had in a long time.

I had the best tragic dream tonight. It started with going into my uncle's room (or atleast my dream's version) and trying to turn on a old computer. It didn't work, so I said "screw it" and watched TV. Ed Edd and Eddy was on, so I watched it. Ed went into a cave and edd blabbing about hygiene, usual. But here's when shit gets weird. We cut to Peter griffin eating some garbage, because the Internet is facing starvation.Being deprived of nutrients, Peter talked to a hungry mongoose. Peter got killed, so I was left with family. Yeah, me. For some reason we put on space suits, probably going to the moon, Then I was I was in a house with my kitten, Phantom, when he flew around and became Rainbow Dash. I battled her pokemon style. Suddenly, I was outside with a teacher. I was the only one out there, and my teacher described a contagious disease she had, with a zombie Pinkie Pie pic, for some reason. She poked me with her diseased hands, than I said "I had a suit on, goofy." Then I tried to beat her up, not effective. I threw hot and spicy crackers, burning her eyes. Finally I got to the feast and looked at a chicken nugget and said "I haven't seen you in a long, long, long, LONG time!" And I ate it. I woke up then.
First dream with ponies in it! OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ

^ Wat

I had a rather boring dream last night that really only boiled down to me, Wreck It Ralph, my cat, and some woman running from a monster tornado. (Ralph had somehow gained the ability to morph his giant fists into other things.) I wish I could have seen how it ended, but I was woken up before I could. Arrgh…

What? No one is going to congratulate me for first dream with ponies?

^ Congratulations for dreaming with ponies!!! Hope it's not the only one in your entire life. Brains tend to do that kind of stuff.
Anyways, yesterday I had a dream where my older brother was married to Fiona and just met her parents. King Harold wasn't so happy with that, and apparently I was the only one who saw my brother as a human. We were in some kind of WalMart, and after picking up a bunch of things, we were going to pay, and after a few seconds, the cart was empty. My brother was angry for some reason (Maybe because he hated Harold) and after the employee scanned the last item, my brother said something like "It's surprising how much time it takes you to do this" (the phrase didn't make much sense, but it was intended to say something like "You are so slow at this") and before my brother started a fight, I said to the employee "He means he's amazed at your speed and ability to scan these things. He doesn't speak English very well" and I stopped a sh!tstorm. After walking a few steps away, I said to my brother "Don't be such a drama queen and make a nice face" so he agreed and instantly started talking with the King and Queen. For some reason, we were picking up more items, but I simply started flying and doing barrel rolls and tricks and stuff. I don't remember how I woke up.

Also, I'd like to ask you guys: When I was younger and flew in lucid dreams, I had to move my arms and legs as if I was swimming. But for the past months, I flew as an airplane, moving myself with my mind. Did this happen to any of you guys?

One time I was Santa Claus flying around, and, I think, there was another time I was a Ho-oh flying around. Airplanes….I'm not certain I've had that happen to me.

By airplanes I don't mean BEING an airplane. I mean, sometimes I flew as if I was swimming, and I had to move my arms and legs or else I would fall. Nowadays I simply jump into the air and start flying at about 60 mph. That's what I meant by "airplane". I didn't quite express the idea.

Anyways, I woke up about 4 hours ago, and I had this dream where I was in a building with my mother and younger brother. Ness and Paula were unconcious in a room, and through a window I saw a fighter jet about to crash in this building, so I stepped back, and some sort of vision told me that it was Jeff and some kind of Duke Nukem dude. When the jet crashed and broke the wall, I opened the cabin and got these guys out before it exploded. I hadn't suffered any kind of damage surprisingly, but anyways, I went downstairs and found my brother holding a bass guitar, a classmate who plays the drums like a boss, some ramdom dude playing the lead guitar and a guitar and microphone waiting for me. We were about to practice some song, but I somehow my thumb with the drums, even if I survived explosions to the face. Then I went outside to find this parade, and found Delfin Quishpe (a guy from my country who made a "song" about the 9/11. He's here on KYM, you might as well check him out).
At some point, I was walking out of a school with a friend. Then we separated and I got to a park, but I detected this eerie atmosphere and picked up some eggs to throw at this spirit who appeared seconds later in front of me. After walking around and throwing more eggs at some spirits, I got a camera from my pocket and got into some kind of Spirit Camera battle against a little girl's spirit. I walked around and took 2 pictures of her, but when I found her the 3rd time, she showed some nasty teeth and demon eyes. I took a picture, but she didn't disappear, so I waited for the camera to reload and took another picture before she bit me, and she screamed before fading away. After disappearing in 1 second, the scream was still there, and I woke up to realize that the scream was my baby brother crying.
I didn't fly in this dream :(

I had a someone disturbing experience the other night, where, in a dream, I was just chillin' when suddenly, MY NOSE STARTED BLEEDING PROFUSELY. Like as in, gushing out like someone turned a hose in both my nostrils. I woke up…and I wasn't covered in blood nor was my bed, my nose wasn't bleeding…

Stupid brain, you scared me.

…this thread was made 6 months ago

how the eff did OP edit it 25 days ago?

Last night was pretty strange.

It started off with me in Termina with my folks and some random fictional characters. I was in a race against a strange character who I wasn't sure who it was, it kept switching between Toon Link, an Ice Climber, and a family member. I wasn't sure who won because I suddenly woke up… but this next part felt so real, I thought for sure I was awake.

I woke up, and I went with my dad and one of my siblings on a drive to a town to a convention of some sort. While there, I found a large gumball arcade machine with superballs in it. I had quarters with me so I took it out for a spin. I found out that it was easy to win and proceeded to use all my quarters when the machine suddenly malfunctioned…and all the superballs in the machine came spilling out through the slot. I was stoked. "Yeha!" I said, "And for once it isn't a dream!" "Oh no?" a new announcer type voice said suddenly, "Because Disney Channel Gold is a 90's fan's dream come true!"

Suddenly, it went into an ad for a special Disney Channel spin-off, called, as mentioned, "Disney Channel Gold", showcasing every 90s-early-to-mid 2000's show ever made, (including Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network and Fox Kids shows), and suddenly went into a cartoon where a Sylvester the Cat look-alike was told by his owner to watch a little baby chick (who itself was a Tweety Bird look-alike) while she (the owner) was gone. Then Not-Sylvester pounced at Not-Tweety and suddenly the imagery went insane, then suddenly, Hannah Montana's "Party In The USA" song started playing, and it went into an ad. "Tooney Lunes will be showing at 9:00e/5:00p on Disney Channel Gold!" (Toony Lunes…leems segit) Then it showed the logo with Not-Sylvester inside with Not-Tweety passing by. Not-Sylvester tried to pounce at Not-Tweety, but Not-Tweety suddenly turned into Ridley (from Metroid) and roared at Not-Sylvester, before turning into a kitten and running away. Not-Sylvester's "deheq-just-happened" type of expression kinda matched the one I was making when I woke up.

A dream-within-a-dream with a Nostalgia Channel mixed in. A good dream if you ask me.

Last night I had a short dream I can't completely recall. It was almost a lucid nightmare, I was in this empty ghost town at night, the atmosphere was grayish and eerie. First I remember knowing that a monster was lurking in some sort of abandoned construction site. Then I had this vision of several Peanuts characters in a building, and some jumped while others floated and rescued them, but it's alright because the ones who fell on the ground were laughing and didn't break any bone. Then I remember being Scout in 3rd person going to fight the monster I mentioned before. It was weird, because the monster was like a pile of sand with bug legs. I don't remember how it attacked, I lost 1/4 of my health, but I defeated it and it melted. Then I was in my grandma's house, with some family members, but I don't remember what happened in that part. Something else I remember is that I DON'T remember the sound in the dream, in the fight with the pile of sand or the little kids jumping from a building.
This is likely related to the fact that yesterday I finished watching a series of Creepypasta-telling videos from a famous South American Youtuber, although some stories were said to happen IRL; such as the Black Eyed Children and some horrible murderers from USA and Colombia. I dare you to read the Black Eyed Children thing and more creepypastas so you have nightmares to post tomorrow.

I had a nightmare once. I was chillin, when the FBI was a dick and forced me to space. Before I took off some kid sung some really sad song. It ended with "Here's a candy cane" and i handed my mother a candy cane. Invader Zim was the pilot. We went to a planet and goofed around. Well, the only nightmarey part was the really sad song.
Now here's a just fucking weird one which is recent.
I was on my street with some people (Lets say KYM users for now) and BSoD handed me some marijuana and there was a recliner plus other furniture. I smoked the weed and turned into a giant fat guy and paralyzed in my recliner. I turned normal and the process repeated.

I found something cool

Wait, Fionna, as in Adventure Time?
Cuz if so, you scored bro

Sorry, I meant…

That Fiona. What a disappointment…
But she's a nice person. That's why Shrek likes her in the first place.

Oh, alright. Thought it was a mistake.

Off-Topic

Last night I had a tea before going to sleep, just to see if it would increase my chances of dreaming. I had a dream I can't remember and don't want to bother remembering, because it wasn't the big deal.
I had to wake up at 7:00 to do some stuff, and when I returned home I decided to get a shuteye for 30 minutes. Once again I had a lot of dreams, but can't remember everyone of them exactly.

In one of them, I was Samus fighting a giant Ridley combined with some kind of base on his back. He had 3 entrances on his right side, his inside had nothing. I shot his head a bunch of times and he said with a classy voice "Just try dodging these missiles, made with the best technology we have to offer". He was not kidding, he shot a human-sized missile from his back that followed me anywhere I went and took 3 energy tanks from the 7 I had. I tought for 3 seconds, and waited until he fired another missile to turn into the morph-ball and boost to the inside of his belly. The missile hit him, but didn't harm him.

In another dream, I was in a tunnel of a water attraction, my younger brother was sitting in this boat with Mario and Luigi drawn on the right side. I said "Please tell me this is not the Mario movie" for some reason. He nodded and I got into a boat.
Then I was in this racing circuit which I KNEW was from The Incredibles 2 (Which hasn't come out yet) and started racing with my boatcarthing. The last section was inside a circus, and after I won, I had visions of an aunt saying "It wasn't fair". My biggest rival in the race was a girl that looked like someone from Sugar Rush (Wreck-it Ralph) because I remember she was annoying and frustrating.
Now for the scary part:
In the middle of the race, I remembered about a dream I had in the dream world where I asked an old lady "How was The Incredibles 2" and after explaining something I don't remember, she said in a frustrated voice that the little girl was dismembered and dying, and the father Incredible told her to cry. I had a vision of that scene after that.

In another dream, I woke up very tired and went to my mother's bedroom. I looked at the mirror, and I looked horribly pale. I don't remember exactly what happened after that, but it involved something about death.

The thing about dreaming of remembering a dream I had in the dream world may have been tough to understand. I meant that I never had the dream IRL nor in the dream world, but in the dream I was having, I simply remembered that dream. I say I have that dream in the dream world because I never had it. It's hard to explain, and harder to understand.

Has it ever happened to you?

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal."
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
I have a dream today.
I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of interposition and nullification; one day right there in Alabama, little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.
I have a dream today.
I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together.

Last night I had a dream where I was walking, and some guy in a bike threw a stun grenade. Instead of blinding me, It felt as if the world was spinning and spinning.
Then I was in a mall, flying around when I realized I had left my backpack in the arcade. When I went to the arcade, everything was abandoned.
I got a dream journal, and from now on I'll write my dreams so I can have lucid dreams.

Last night in a dream I found a game called: "Hasbro X Disney", which happened to be a lot like Namco X Capcom or Project X Zone, only with Mickey Mouse, Pooh Bear, Star Wars, Marvel, Transformers, My Little Pony, and many others.

I woke up wanting them to shut up and take my money.

I had a fairly good dream which was Mortal Kombat X MLP:FIM
Jax beat the shit out of pinkie pie.

Last night involved my sister being a murderous sociopath who kept wanting to kill me, and a stampede of cows, pigs, and chickens.

I got something pretty cool. I visited this site to see if I could increase lucid dreams. One of the steps involved writing in a dream journal what you dream and what you expect to dream. The first day, I wrote I wanted to dream playing N64, but then aliens would attack and I would fight them. I didn't have any lucid dream that night, but I did play N64 and had some weird fun. I don't know if it was some kind of Placebo effect, because last night I expected to be Engineer building sentries and fighting spies; but I almost dreamed nothing. On the other hand, I only slept about 4 hours. Maybe I have to expect dreaming of normal stuff like eating something or playing a game, and slowly add the explosive alien hunting action.
Since there are many users in this thread with wild imagination and dreams, maybe they should try it too and see if it works.
This night, I hope to dream playing N64 and moving it with telekinesis.

Funny, cause N64 stuff wound up in my dream last night as well.

Well, first off, I wanted to do something with one of my sibs, but she wouldn't do it unless I did a bunch of stuff she wrote on a list.

Among lots of other bizarre things, I flew into a N64, turned into Pinkie Pie (The step said "Ponification", so apparently that was the best I could come with?), stuck post it notes on an owl, and then went to the Rainbow Cruiser from Super Mario 64 and met up with Mario, Billy and Mandy (i think), and Twilight Sparkle.

Funny thing was, when I woke up, said sibling came up and proceeded to give me a list of things to do before doing anything else!

Last night I didn't dream exactly what I asked for. I expected to play N64 again, but instead I played NDS and Wii. After that, just boring events I'm too lazy to write about.
But This weekend I slept at my brother's house, and it wasn't as comfty as I expected, so now that I'm back again in my beautiful bed, I may be able to dream what I expect.

I forgot to mention that it ended with me playing "Clue" with my folks, but it was a special version of the game where the characters were animated and commented on how we were doing and freaking out if we got close to finding out how murdered Mr. Boddy. (For some weird reason, Colonel Mustard was accompanied by two strange animals and Professor Plum was an insane Gollum-like character.)

I have had two more pony dreams.

One, Equestria was just taking off. I built some houses, and they liked. Kinda like a tycoon/rpg thing. I walked into Luna's house. She was there. I walked out after two seconds. I was all like "bai" and she didn't care. I expanded the land and they went into a house and I was all like "ok"
And the end.
The other dream,
I was at a live MLP episode, and I was all like "Boo! Boo!", then i calmed down and went YEAH WOOHOO. Then Rainbow Dash told me there was a war and I needed to help. "Whatever m'lady" then I had a catapult, and I shouted "LOAD THE CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!"
I launched and DERP.the end.

I've also had a stranger dream.
I was with the touhou girls and suddenly I shouted "RUUUUUN!" We all ran from Stan (American Dad) and suddenly Grimace was running, too. So I ran and the touhou girls went behind a curtain and found a old fashioned bath tub, shower and curtain. They planned to go in but they were scared by grimace which made them go in, and Grimace went in, causing a big noise. Stan found them, and the end.

Wat

I once had a dream where I was at a lake, and I was in some boathouse/gift shop, and all of the sudden a multi-headed lake monster burst into the place, making one of the most awful and unusual sounds I had ever heard. Also, all the heads were emperor penguin heads. For some reason. I think it may have been the 3rd strangest dream I had.

PSI Rockin

Dream:
I was at my aunts house. She was playing second life. I asked if I could play. She said yes. I was playing some jerks threw snowballs at me (ingame). I found a obese wii nunchuck. I jiggled the joystick, and I went around spinning, like sonic had a sugar rush. I was amazed. I showed this to the eds. They suggested a putting a snowball around a flaming car. The car turned into a bus. We didn't care. We took off, and the snow melted. Crap. I uttered two things, referencing adventure time: "were like a bunch of flame princess…iz." "finally she will marry me!" If I was awake I would facepalm. Our fire went out. "We need fire!" I said, and we ran into a fire station. No help. We drove off, and we needed gas. Suddenly the cops found us. "We need to hurry!" I said. Rolf took the wheel and did two sharp turns. Cops still found us. Crud. "We can't get gas!!!" I said. I jumped out and tried to steal a awesome car. Sheeit. I took the mini version. I pedaled around. No good. How about even smaller? What a dump. I drove to the driveway and saw more ridable toys. I hopped on a stuffed giraffe. It started dancing and became super charged. Nah. I punched a teddy bear and the teddy bear was actually a Happy Tree Friends character. I was teleported by the character and I turned into Gumball (TAWG) and I was flying! Oh the glory. Then Mr. Small, same seiries, said "Damnit! Thats the 6th time I had to give you 11 cards!" and I was teleported.

Cliff
Hang
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^ Whoa…

Dream: The other night I was inside a dimly lit bookstore. I was looking for something, I just couldn't find out what. I started flipping through a Where's Waldo book. It looked really old, like one of those books you might find at a library. It was more of an activity book. Then I found a Garfield book entitled: "Garfield's Rosetta Crap". Flipping through, I found that all the comics were insane, bizarre, and just plain weird.

Not long after that, I woke up, and recreated one of the strange comics in question using MS Paint.

(For the record, the big eye was supposed to be spreading over into the other panel)

And last night, I wound up going into a town and into a theater of some sort. After some insanity ensued, I went into a movie room showing a "The Land Before Time" movie. (Oh yay, another sequel. :o)

The movie seemed to be about a huge flood in the Great Valley. Little Foot and his pals were exploring around close to the water while Little Foot's Grandmother watched nearby.

Then suddenly, I found myself in the movie in Little Foot's body. I wandered away from everyone and suddenly found myself falling into the water. While underwater, I saw all sorts of bizarre and somewhat creepy creatures and one of them took a swipe at my neck. I flailed around wildly and was suddenly taken out of the water back onto shore by who knows what. I then tried to make it back to the other dinos, but then I suddenly found myself back in the water surrounded by the monsters again. I wound being taken out of the water once again. This time, Grandmother removed me and put me back in the theater. I think she may have said something about me not following the rules of the movie or something. I went back to being my normal self and went and got some ice cream. Then I woke up.

If dreams really do relate to real life, then the implications of this dream could be odd.

The link I posted a week ago said something about having nightmares after a while. I did have some nightmares a few days ago, but they weren't the big deal. Far from it, I wanted to have a few nightmares because it's cool being scared. But last night was too much. It wasn't the "scary" kind of nightmare, where you're being chased by zombies or black eyed children. What I'm writing here is serious and disturbs me.

I recall being in my grandpha's house. I don't know why, but I knew my dog (a female Doberman Pinscher) was sick. I didn't have control of myself, and I said to myself something about "taking away her pain". I got a gun from nowhere and shot her. I hugged her, and a few moments later, I told my brother. I was crying only to convince my brother that I didn't want to do it, and he said about telling my dad the next day when he's feeling better. Then he got her body and hid it in the bathroom.

The last thing I remember was going to my bed and then I woke up at about 7. At first I didn't know where I was, but soon I realized I was in my house. My older brother had come to visit us, and he was sleeping with her (our dog). I didn't want to wake him up, but I spent an hour thinking about it.

Deedee (our dog) is like a sister to me. She's been with us for almost 4 years, she's pretty tame, and since she's small, she sleeps with us and take her where we can. I know that the day she passes away, I'm gonna get depressed as hell.

Have any of you ever had those kind of dreams? I'm seriously scared.
Not like I'm in a corner right now, writing on walls, but that was horrible.

that post inspired me

yes that IS a paw
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/K5zv2TJ.png"

Yes that is crappy.
I'm aware.

I had this dream just last night.
I was in a spartan suit, it was colored white and there was two Spartans in suits with the color pink, one was a little bit darker though. We were in a normal City of like our time period and we for some reason where fighting each other ninja type of moves on this train and for some reason a bridge came to life and the support beams became legs.
Some roads were uprooted but still stuck together and was part of the bridge as well, it had a angry face and one part of this huge fucker had a bunch of spiky bits at one part of it and some of them at the tip looked like weapons like a mace and such. It had 6 blocks worth of road uprooted in a dimension of 2×6, I think. It was coming right for us as those things like to smash the ground and for some reason the other two Spartans were KO. I was carrying each one under my arm.
So I fucking ran to see if I could find a building to hide in, and for some reason I was part of a really ghetto part of time, well it look like a bunch of abandon decaying brick buildings from what would look like the industrial age. I hidden in one with 2/3rds of the roof missing. and I manage to jump over that shit and stop drop and roll into hoping the huge fucker didn't see me. Holy hell I think the guy did not know where I was or he knew exactly where I was because I say one of the support beams floating over me then coming down like god's hammer. Oddly it didn't kill me but I did woke up going like "The fuck? I COULD OF HAD A THREEWAY WITH THOSE SPARTANS, TRAPS OR NOT!" But then again a feeling one of them could be my sister. Which is a good thing I didn't do anything, and I think the other one was her friend.
If I had enough fucking skills in drawing I would of drawn it all.
I don't even know what kind of message this dream was telling me.

Ouch! One of my siblings would sympathize wholeheartedly. She sometimes has dreams involving one of her many pets getting done in in disturbing ways. (Though usually not at her own hands.) I sympathize as well, but I seldom have dreams like that.

(Say, maybe I should illustrate my dreams like what I did with my Garfield dream.)

Last night's dream involved me and my older brother going to this party in a big house. At some point, we were in the balcony with some other guests, and everyone (except me) started doing… NSFW stuff. I jumped down and found my father in a car, angry because my brother was drinking.

After I woke up at about 8, I tried to force myself into a lucid dream and almost did it!!! I couldn't do it 100% because I was hungry. But tomorrow morning I'm going to do some heavy excercises, and when I return, I'll try and have a lucid dream.

I've had a lucid dream twice, but each time it ends with me losing control, falling in slow motion, and on one occasion a creepy ghost lady in Native American dress. I know there are techniques to help you have them and have more control but I'm too damned lazy to try any.

Two dreams last night.

The first one involved a really normal day, when a tornado come right the flip out of nowhere and carried my house away.

Then the next one involved Stu Pickles snapping and murdering Drew Pickles with an ear of corn. I teamed up with Tommy, Chuckie, and most of the other cast of Rugrats going on a manhunt after him. We eventually found him in a desert. "You'll never take me alive!" he yelled. And then he fired exploding ears of corn at us with a bazooka. It was all downhill from there….

In my dream, 3 of my friends and I were running out of a church during the zombie apocalypse, and then we started putting our stuff into the trunk, and all of a sudden 2 dudes just steal the car. Shortly after I had a pokemon battle with some random dude, and my team consisted of Slenderman, Fluttershy, a turkey, and an extension cord(I have no f'ing clue why). I sent Slenderman into battle and the other dude sent out a Flareon, and then I woke up.

Since I'm kind of sick, this morning I had a dream where I was with this superhero dude that looked like a normal middle aged man. We were in front of a bus and we needed to go to the moon to save his son (I think). Then I saw a 1 hour later panel and the bus was a giant spaceship. I got in with him, and I saw how the spacebus flew from a 3rd person perspective. The bus sank in the sea and I had to put a rubber dolphin in some kind of water canon so it would hit the ceiling and we could go to outer space.
Yeah, it was pretty weird.

Last night primarily involved me discovering that some of my CDs from when I was younger had something weird about them.

One of them, a kid's game featuring Howie Mandel as a little bear type guy, was stated to have absorbed some people into it if they had a N64 in their house. The reason you had to try and find Howie? So he could help you escape and return home.

Another science-y type game featuring a strange professor had you getting sucked in for the same requirements of owning a N64. Phineas and Ferb wound up sucked in and were accidentally turned into little plush toys by said professor, while I became, I think, a Pokemon.

A bunch of other games had similar things happen, and curiously, they all the same thing in common, namely, they were all made by the same developer. A company called "7th Level" that went defunct a few years ago if I remember correctly.

Then Netflix went on the fritz and it was over.

(Could not come up with and interesting photo.)

^Hey you Pikachu had a similar easter egg.
Last night I had another dream with ponies!!! After 2 weird dreams about Metroid Prime and my shool teachers in a food fight, I was an interviewer along with another brony. The Mane 6 arrived in a van, and the brony entered. Fluttershy said "I love you!!!" to this brony, and I didn't feel good about it. I wrote what they were saying, but don't remember anything about it. Later, I was with Fluttershy walking down a street from my hometown. She was talking with someone on a cell phone (how she held it with no hands is beyond me) and said something about not worrying, because she and the girls were going to do crossfit. Obviously, that doesn't make sense, and she bought 2 donuts from an ice cream store. She gave one to me, but a few seconds later, I had to wake up. Me and my older brother had to wake up at 4.
Since last night I expected to fight Queen Chrysalis, I must be getting close to total lucid dreaming!!!

I'm gonna try to lucid again tonight. But it's weird, cause when I condition myself into being lucid, or by some other method some nights, nothing happens, but when I am lucid, I don't even think about it before going to bed.

Usually when I get lucid, I usually wind up deciding to turn myself into a Pokemon, not really much of anything else, maybe I'll try something else next time I get lucid in a dream.

I'm gonna try to lucid again tonight. But it's weird, cause when I condition myself into being lucid, or by some other method some nights, nothing happens, but when I am lucid, I don't even think about it before going to bed.

Usually when I get lucid, I usually wind up deciding to turn myself into a Pokemon, not really much of anything else, maybe I'll try something else next time I get lucid in a dream.

^ Funny dream, digs! Lol

Dang, didn't go lucid. I did wind up having a dream that involved Ed, Edd, n Eddy, though, but I can't remember what happened. >:(

(Apologies for double posting, things got crazy and my computer shut off before I could fix it.)

I have a recurring blond haired girl pop up in my dreams (14-15 years old). I don't know her name, it's just that she just helps me around in certain situations that I don't seem to get.

Her personality is kinda trollish, with a sort of "I know I am cute" attitude. She usually only hits at the thing I am doing wrong and insults me with increasingly infuriating insults.

But god dammit, why do I adore her!?!