I'd really like to try and help, but I want to take it in a different approach.
Character: Hugh "Flower" Detson.
Statbuild:Defense (Primary)/Offense (Secondary)
Weaponry:
Improvised Cheese Grater Gauntlets (Equipped)
Kitchen Knife
Attacks:
Basic Attack-Uses whatever is available to damage the foe. (Normal)
Basic Guard-Scrunches up to reduce damage done by attacks during that turn. (Normal)
Improved Guard [4SP]-Uses current weaponry along with previous 'naturally learned defense techniques' to try to parry some of the attack back. Has a chance of slight knockback damage. (Normal/Counter)
I'll Help You Block! [6SP]-Readies legs to step in front of another teammate to help raise the teammate's defense. Can only select one teammate at a time. (Stat Boost)
Bash [3SP]-Knocks the enemy harder than normal, giving it that "Hemadbra" attitude. Has a slight chance of stun. (Normal/Status)
Abilities:
Thick: Damage done to target with Fire and Ice elements are reduced.
Improvise (Character Specific): Can create and modify weapons based on current level and inventory. Give him duct tape, and he'll probably be able to attach anything to anything.
Autistic: Some enemies have a chance of missing when attacking the character with this ability.
Items: Basic Cloth-Can be used either for crafting, improvising, or basic healing.
4 Quarters and 3 Pennies-basic monetary value. Probably worth nothing here.
Appearance:
A bit overweight, but still has a slight build.
Mild tan covers skin.
Washed but unkempt hair, short, Brown.
Hazel Eyes.
6ft, 3in.
220 pounds.
17 Years of age.
Usually wears mattress shorts accompanied by a T-Shirt.
Yes, he's wearing boxers too ya nitwit.
Runs with NB crossrunners.
Keeps around Dad's graduation gift, a rather expensive watch.
Sometimes pops his thumbs. Creepy.
Backstory: While being the autistic kid is was, Hugh was doing his usual; scouring through various sources about Ponies and watching Youtube Videos while simultaneously bring a lazy bum. Although well in ability to make friends, he felt that it wouldn't be meaningful since his life revolves around very few things (Religion, Family, Internet, and earlier, Scouting). It doesn't help either that he often plays around with the kitchen cutlery, and one too many times has his dad come home to him doing silly little jumps and knife slashes. Which later earned Hugh a spanking in the earlier days (Now it left him without Internet time, which made him very…meh'd.)
As he's looking around the current page of KnowYourMeme, he spots an odd thread in the forums; The KnowYourMemeRPG. He clicks on it, and suddenly POOF! He vanishes into a strange realm. Bloody Thread must of had some magic innit! Upon waking up (Because he obviously wasn't aware during the warp to the most peculiar land), he finds himself in a stone observatory jutting on top of a castle.
The only noticable sounds appear to be coming from a nearby stairwell, and they don't sound human…For some reason, Two possessions besides the ones on him are lying on the floor as well, some Cheese Graters, and a Kitchen Knife. Taking the graters in a gauntlet type of fashion, he looks around for anything else useful. He finds some ratted old cloth, and figures the best thing to do would be to pad the graters (Wouldn't want to get any scrapes!) with it. He has plenty left however, so with a good size portion of the rest of the cloth, he forms a sort of scabbard for his knife, and keeps a little left over for a rudimentary sort of bandage. Taking a whimpering, although defensive stance, he waits for whatever is making those sounds, hoping that maybe someone else was sent to this castle…
Howz that look? I mean, this is just first draft I guess, before we get into major rules. Sorry if this looks plain godawful, I guess I should of put a few more hours into the thought behind it. Or maybe I shouldn't have done it at all .-. curse my real life Auty.
Wait, I should give out ideas, right? Well, I could throw out a few certain things.
Like…
Maybe the characters are sent to a realm where memes control the face of the earth?
Perhaps The evil side of Copyright is gaining a physical form in real life, and you have been sent alongside others by the government because you can see the monsters that Evil Copyright creates (To the normal human eye, they look like colored gas balls). The monsters are dubbed as memes, and maybe for the first fights your using basic tools around the home or where you are. Like, maybe my character is actually at Kohls, and when the monsters show up he grabs some tools from the kitchen section. Maybe some of the characters are together at the time, maybe some are alone.
…Again, terrible idea. I'm just wingin it, being nearly 5AM in the morning. I'll sub to this thread, I'd really like to help out when I aint tired.