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I have no idea what an 'osprey' is.

i think it's a type of helicopter

I'm surprised that Commander Kori still uses First Tiberian War military arsenal. I expected to him to use the V-35 Ox for transport.

General, what do you do to terrorists

Hm, I got message much sooner then what I was expecting and Japan you say? Sadly I don't know how to speak Japanese but luckily I was paying a visit to a "old friend" who's back in Korea, so I'll meet all of you in Japan in no time. Also has anything happen to you on your end? Cause the only thing worth mentioning was that I might have found an island that is close to what was going on in Innsmouth, only much worse.

Yeah, I could but I like this one. It's my private V-22, well she's not so young but heck, she's damn fast!

Ah, silly humans and their forums. Very well, I have a important message from the heavens.

That´s all. Now I shall leave and go listen to music Flies away

What was that noise? Did you guys heard anything?

Nope.

"So… Anything we need to know before heading off?".

Try to avoid publicity, and try to avoid the wasabi. It's hot.

Pu…bli…ci…ty? What?

"…Let's just go, Tahrdan."

as our heroes arrive in Tokyo city in Japan, they suddenly start to feel the same strange feeling, they felt back in Innsbruck
Hey does anybody feel this?

I'm… not sure…

"I don't. If you're facing something Dark then that's to be expected. I am dark elemental myself, after all…"

A geomancer might have been better off here, though, because we're most likely going to be facing water resistant beings…

"I can at least attack them. Even if there are some dark elemental beings mixed in, I have Solar Flare and Galaxy Burst to fall back on."

True, true, but still… Why did Pyralis not accompany him THIS time of all times! We might end up needing geomancy anyway, and all we have is some items that deal earth damage… THOSE are limited.

"You say something?"

Just about the situation.

"He… said he had other things to do. Something about tracking down and defeating some sort of warrior?"

Ah yes, I had heard about them. I've also heard that they have an extremely powerful water spell that will render anyone hit by it close to defeat… WITHOUT any weakness. What the hell is he thinking taking THAT much of a risk!?

Everyone else would be a bit confused as to why these two are just standing around talking instead of more actively doing stuff.

Oooookay. I think it would be better if we go and find Crow.
he start to walks off in one of the ways just to stop and turn around
But which way?

"How are WE supposed to know!?"

Yeah, we;re not used to places like this.

I know! Let's wait inside that restaurant.
points to a chinese restaurant
Anyway what a chinese restaurant doing here in Japan?

well they have chinese restaurants all the way over in america, i wouldn't be too surprised if they had them in japan

Chinese food is ungodly bad, I'll just wait outside

Some peace it's always welcome.

Still better than your diabetic sausage. Okay wait here. If you stay out there then Crow will know where are we.

I… think I'll wait outside too.

"Same here. We don't know anything about this place, so it's better to just avoid contact as much as possible."

Ah, alright. Well Coffee just after you.

So….. How are you two doing lately

Apart from being in an unfamiliar world, fine.

"This really isn't the first time those words have been applicable for us."

Yeah… Also why the robe? Are you a Magician?

Robe? What robe?

"We're not wearing robes."

(Seriously, they're not. Look at my profile page, and that will become apparent. It's only the highest ranking that get robes.)

Meanwhile on the Shibuya Crossing

So this is Japan, how will find the others in this place. Are they even here yet?

i did a PDb scan of the others, too
i'll just send them a message on Facebook
also i'll post a status update because why not
Takes a picture with built-in webcam
"at japan. maybe i can find the company who coded me here!" -At Shibuya Crossing, with CrowTheMagician

wouldn't get any message sent in that manner

So you were made here? Then maybe you can translate for us cause I can't understand anything in here.

aquadude hasn't replied yet
hold on, i'm scanning for likenesses in this crowd
shouldn't be too hard, with that saturated wardrobe of his
re: crowthemagician
i wasn't 100% made here, you know
i was just coded here, which is about 45% of the process
but yes i can translate

arguing with the waiter
What the hell are you mean under there's no pizza?! Goddammit!
phone alerting
Wait a minute.
looks at phone
"at japan. maybe i can find the company who coded me here!"-At Shibuya Crossing, with CrowTheMagician
turns around with a pissed off expression
And that's all, why you disturbed me in the arguing?

(It would be impossible for my characters to receive any electronic-based messages. That technology is simply unknown to them!)

((I know, I know.))

Let me fix that then. Takes a pen and paper from a random business man and writes down Coffeehaus's message. I then call down a flyer to deliver the message to you.

standing with his soup and looking at Crow
Can we just go on our business?

ooh, can i have some of that soup?
oh wait
no mouth
darn
anyways, the ruins the cipher is located in is somewhere north of here

A machine with feels and urge to eat. The science gone too far?

Really? This gas mask is really blinding me these days…. And how long do we have to wait

i don't actually feel anything. i'm simply programmed to appear to do so
and the reason why i have an urge to eat is that my AI is based off of another model's AI, and that model can consume items to gain energy. high tech wizardry i tell you
but it is a little lazy of Mass Electronics tm to just repurpose another product's AI

So anything special about these ruins that we should know about other then the cipher itself? Also can we use a bullet train to get there?

i've heard it's inhabited by a ghost vampire zombie samurai
i really hope that's just a rumor
and it's just a brisk walk from a nearby bullet train station, so yes

Somehow knowing our luck it will either be that or something much worse. I'll see if I can get us aboard the train then. Walks towards the bullet train station

(While on the bullet train)
hey crow
you wanna play a game on my monitor while we ride?
Loads up Space Cadet Pinball

So how fast are the trains in this country mister robot coffee machine?

about 250 km/h (155 mph) at full speed, why

Hm, I never did have a chance to play any games before. I was either too preoccupy with my cure or I wasn't allowed internet access from the Foundation. Well except for that one time they did allow me to play one game but didn't like the fact that I posted my playthrough of it on YouTube.

But other then that one I haven't played anything that much so why not.
Begin playing Space Cadet Pinball

Oh , OH…. I'm going to sit for a bit

it's not the speed you feel, it's the acceleration
did you miss out on regular school to go to military school?

…It's only one undead. What's to worry about? I mean, unless it's animated by light energies, in which case there goes our best option for dealing with it…

"If it is light elemental, YOU handle it. Because for some reason even light elemental undead can resist dark."

The laptop is then noticed

And what is THAT?

"I swear, one of these days I'm going to ask the light elemental archmage to just write a book on this stuff, just so we don't have to ask these questions! He's from a world like this… I think…"