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Waves kindly at monster
hello my name is Coffeebot what's yo-
Monster attempts to punch me
well that's over
Runs

starts running
I knew it! I knew it!
Sergeant: What,sir?
I have no idea!

WHAT IS THAT!
RUNS
I ain't Dying for this!

A petrified legionary runs upto me, interrupting my snack and incidentally bringing my wagging tail to a quick freeze
Laika sir! m-monsters!…at the river banks!
I quickly scamper to the area in question, hopping over the odd corpse
God! creatures from the very depths of Hades itself! crawling forth from the Fields of Asphodel!
To think such atrocities were mere myth…or maybe these fish…men are a normal site in these lands, 'tis truly a strange place…

Men! Testudo formation!

Let them approach before shredding them apart!

As we all ran back towards the exit you can hear the thing chasing us. If anyone dared to look behind us they will find that the thing's form is covering the tunnel behind us from floor to ceiling, making black greenish lighted void of protomatter rushing towards us, wanting to devour us all. We meet up with the Brawler Hunters and Deep Ones that were fighting and ran pass them, no second later we all heard their screams of pain and agony as the thing devours them.

Kori! What are we Gonna do, this THING can Eat an Army and Still have room for Dinner!

as they running away from Cthulhu the god of insanity they past the romans and Kori stops at Laika
Hey yo dude, look there!
points to the direction from where the god comes from
There's comin' a shitstorm, I suggest to you to run.
continue runnin
Well, I have no idea Mr.Stalker.

OOC: Actually that's not Cthulhu, that's a Shoggoth. If the description wasn't good enough then image this.

As the Deep Ones get closer to your troops your men get ready to battle them. But just then the creatures stop dead on their tracks, you wonder why they stopped but then they did something that made you even more baffled, they turned away from you and your army. The Deep Ones choose to leave the destroyed ruins of Innsmouth and returned to the sea.

searching in his pockets
Where the hell I putted that stuff?
pulls out the Holy hand grenade
I think, I no longer need this.
pulls the pin and throw back at Cthulhu but it was uneffective. However he's (Kori) not noticing this as he keep searching in his pockets
Aha!
showing up the radio
Commander to the Flappy bird, Flappy bird come in.
voice from the radio
Pilot: This is Flappy bird, sir! What can do for you, sir?
Get us out of this hell!

A flying Raichu comes out of nowhere and is confused as hell

noticing the Raichu
What the fuck is that thing?

Kori Sir!
Don't you have a Friend that works in the Army! LIKE A GENERAL!

Well seeing that what ever it is isn't attacking us I wouldn't worry about it. I said, avoiding to look at the Shoggoth as it eats some of my test subjects and patients. Their bodies melting away as the creature devours them or even touch them.

hehey an easy escape assistant
Attempts to get on Raichu
well this is going we- ZORT
error pony not found 404040404000040000000
shutdown

That raichu can fly! bet I can get millions off of-
Spongebob: Slap Stop trying to sell everything!

startup
please tell that to Season 8 Krabs
print "Battery critical"

That douche is now sitting in his office and laughing at us.
suddenly the osprey arrives but it's being slammad by Shoggot and it crash and melt away
Well I guess that's why was called Flappy bird
suddenly another osprey comes but this on lands 1 km away from them
Pilot: Sir, one kilometer dash and you are in safety.
Fine. Come on guys just 1 km! And I'm in the army too!

Unfortunately Doctor Kori this is were we part ways for now. I can't risk your faction locking me away because of past incidents I've caused to them. I then let out a loud whistle and flyer came down from the sky and hovered close to the ground.
(OOC: Here's an image of what a flyer looks like for those unfamiliar to Prototype.
)

Do you have any way for us to be in contact encase one of us finds any information as to where the surviving cult members are?

startup
i have saved your PDb (Portrait Database) information
i have full access to your phone numbers, addresses, and facebook profiles, and all it took was a quick scan of your person. buy the app today on iOS or Android today (This message brought to you by Database Inc: Invading your privacy since 2012!)
critical battery ding
does anyone have a charger

I Have a Charger… the wires Might be a little Cutted, but that's because I used them for choking someone

Road trippin' with my two favorite allies
Fully loaded we got snacks and supplies
It's time to leave this town
It's time to steal away
Let's go get lost
Anywhere in the U.S.A.

Let's go get lost
Let's go get lost

Blue you sit so pretty
West of the one
Sparkles light with yellow icing
Just a mirror for the sun
Just a mirror for the sun
Just a mirror for the sun

These Smiling eyes are just a mirror for

So much as come before those battles lost and
won
This life is shining more forever in the sun
Now let us check our heads
And let us check the surf
Staying high and dry's
More trouble than it's worth
In the sun

Just a mirror for the sun
Just a mirror for the sun
Just a mirror for the sun

These Smiling eyes are just a mirror for

In Big Sur we take some time to linger on
We three hunky dory's got our snakefinger on
Now let us drink the stars
It's time to steal away
Let's go get lost
Right here in the U.S.A

Blue you sit so pretty
West of the one
Sparkles light with yellow icing
Just a mirror for the sun
Just a mirror for the sun
Just a mirror for the sun

These smiling eyes are just a mirror for
These smiling eyes are just a mirror for
Your smiling eyes are just a mirror for

GIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMME

AIGHT GEEZ!
Gives the Charger to Coffee

thank you
by the way, i've always found it weird how the charger chord goes directly into my chest
i must be iron man or something

Ready or not, Here I come!

Now you're enjoying the Shock and Awe!

Thank you. I then get on the back of the flyer I left for you some of the occult tomes the order had along with a few letter, unfortunately must of them either need a really good translator or need a cryptographer to decipher the messages. We'll meet by a secure location if any of us find any information that can leads to Sebastian Marsh.

[Analyzing…]
this isn't a language registered anywhere in any database
darn, we're gonna have to get ourselves into some real shit to find out what these mean

And after our fellow adventures are escaped from the hand of the evil, they safely get back to their own residents. And they lived happily ever after or they don't? Maybe someone evil, a genius evil is planning an another adventure to our heros? Who knows for sure? Nobody.

Note to self, never go anywhere full of water resistant enemies without access to another element.

cue light glyph appearing, and the same guy who got everyone out of space appears. Everyone can get a good look at him, and would notice he has an axe with a black glow…

"Surely after all this time you'd have more than 5 spells by now? I know you have something that we haven't found a way to replicate.. .yet… but, still."

Seeing you around alone is… rather unusual.

"Well, someone's got to look after you. As I did when you and a lot of these guys were in space."

…That was YOU who got us out of there?

"Did you not notice?"

You were casting Warp rather quickly, so I couldn't notice your weapon. That shouldn't be too surprising, considering the whole teleporting thing you do with it.

turns to everyone else

This guy's not our enemy, for the record.

"You could at least use my name…"

Pathetic! They're fleeing, the mere sight of our unshakeable strength no doubt shattering their feeble morale. But we should be mindful of their retreat lest they return for a true attack.

Men! Break formation!
We shall take up camp in this town untill further orders from the Legate.

The majority of the town is a smouldering mess as the Legionnaires sack the food storages, the army will last many more weeks with this fresh quantity of supplies

Dissident citizens are flogged others quartered in an attempt to bring the town under order

I take advantage of the temporary peace and go for a kip in my dog basket, surrounded by some of my most trusted troops
Zzzz zzzz

Taps on the machine, while still being confused

(OOC: this guy is not noticed that one he and his legionares are killed by Shoggot? Dude you are dead no more then ash. Some people are really arrogant.)

so i've been searching around the internet
apparently there's a ruin somewhere in japan or something with a cipher to the message on this stone tablet the doc gave me
i'm not entirely sure how a code from japan made its way over here, but this should be fun

If I would know that! I wouldn't be here. (I would be in Japan.)

so…
does anyone here have some method of transport between here and Japan

This will be okay?

Pretty banterless that was ked

But seriously, dead? what?
"The Deep Ones choose to leave the destroyed ruins of Innsmouth and returned to the sea."
I dealt with the some shit already besides, Crow hasn't even directed anything like that towards me.

Got called arrogant too, could you please stop pissing all over my cornflakes? pissy cornflakes have a grudge-like taste

…What's a 'Japan'?

"…Here we go again…"

(OOC: Okay then you are alive but please could you go with the rp and stop changing the whole story unnecessary?)

It's a nice country you gonna like it.
turning to Coffee
Hey, do you have any idea about, how we gonna contact Crow?

come to think of it, i saved his PDb info, so i have his number
Calls 333-727-0049
oi doc
i found a potential cipher for this tablet thing
bad news is it's in japan
can you do anything about that

What do you mean by this 'country' thing?

"Yeah, we're not from around these parts. It'd take too long explaining, but just know that things which may seem like common sense to you won't necessarily mean anything to us. Our travels have helped a little, but not that much… Wait. How did he even get here alone?"

I have no idea.

basically the world is divided into regions called countries. some people claimed those regions, and then sometimes 2 regions fought to get a part of the other's region, and after a while of settling down, here we are.

Well the country is the homeland of a nation. Do you know what are the nations, right? I mean you are a member of that water bender nation or what the hell, not?

that's an entirely different universe than the one he came from, buddy ((I think))

Oh okay. Anyway I liked that series.

…Series? bender? You make no sense.

"I have no idea either…"

Ah, just get in the freakin' osprey.

wait where did that come from