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hey waterdude and shadowguy
so you seem to view enemies as "undead" or "water" types, like Pokemon or something
can you fill me in on the "types" there are?

There are 6 elements that we know of. Earth, water, fire, and air are the natural elements, and each one is resistant to another. Earth is weak to air, water is weak to earth, fire is weak to water, and air is weak to fire.

"There are also the moral elements of light and dark, they are opposites. They are simultaneously strong and weak against each other."

As far as we can tell, anything either alive or created from miasma is one of those 6 elements. The 'types' of opponents are more for classification purposes than anything else, with only the undead being meaningful, as they are damaged by the spell Heal. Or by healing items.

"The miasma… We don't know where it came from, all we know is that most worlds have it and it is the stuff that monsters are made of."

i am interested
but what type would be a robot?

From what limited experience I have of them, I'd guess they'd count as Constructs.

ok, to be honest, that was a dumb question, since robots aren't really technically alive nor undead

suddenly Kori runs through the train with a ghost vampire zombie samurai right behind him
OH SHI-. Someone could lend me a helping hand?!

A GHOST VAMPIRE ZOMBIE SAMURAI, AS FORETOLD BY THE FATE BOOKS OF… FATE

BY THE FATE BOOKS OF…..FATE? Does that make any sense?
suddenly the ghost vampire zombie samurai steadying his sword to cut of everyone's head
Uh, oh.

I'LL SAVE YOU
dives in front of sword to stop it
sword phases right through my body
uh
what
it's a fucking ghost sword

Meanwhile, Someplace probably nearby. Same country at least.


Welp. Kinda blew all that money from earlier just on food. Won't be starving for a few months at least.

I pass my hand through the specter It would appear that this spirit is nothing more but an illusion.

[MEANWHILE ON THE BULLET TRAIN]
to himself
Anyway why is it called bullet train?
focusing back to the samurai
For this you are dead! Hehe. What? It was a funny pun, not? I mean he's dead already and I said he's dead which also mean I planned that I'm gonna kill him and……. ah screw it. Wait a minute where did he gone?
(OOC: I hope Natsuru, you are going to join into our little story, since everybody welcome here and also we would like some new guy/girl in the story.)

looks over to the left
A man holding a projector-like contraption starts laughing
"愚かなロボット！" (Stupid robot!)
damn you japan

… Kori, restrain that man. I want to know why he was trying to scare us away from the ruins.

woah woah, calm down
it's probably a commercial for a new 3d projector

Sir yes, sir.
grabs the man, who start to talk in Japanese language
You not speak my language, mutherfocker
hits the guy in his face for 3 times
Well?
still speaking Japanese
Ah, hell. I think better if we kill him.

gets between Kori and dude
slow the fuck down man, he works for Mass Electronics tm and wanted to do a public display of his new technology

No killing him will only make things worse for us as it is. I turn to Coffeebot Can you translate what he's saying?

EDIT: Sorry I was making this one without realizing the previous comment was already posted.

yeah
basically he just said he's showing off tech and doesn't mean any harm

Now I just feel silly in thinking that he was a part of the order then. Tell him is there any way for us to keep him from calling the police on us?

alright
don't look
loading program "mindwipeflash.exe"
Monitor flashes a bright light
there, the past 5 minutes have been erased from his memory
i got this program from some men in black, turns out it was quite useful in the long run

Yeah, there's a way! Don't fuck with a mentally fucked up GDI officer!

Laika and the XI travel North, moving upward through Europe. Pacifying every uprising and rebel group they come into contact with using gentle persuasion

It won't be long before the final stronghold falls and peace is restored

I wonder if those men in black have anything to do with the Foundation? Let's go to the ruins now. The sooner we find that cipher the sooner we'll be able to translate the tablet and possibly find where the remaining members of the Order of Dagon fled too.

at the ruins
So here we're what's next?

let's go i-
sees Natsuru's place nearby
on second thought let's see what the locals have to say

We try finding the cipher. I say we stick together here and not split up here.

@Coffeehaus: Okay you can get a local to help us on the ruins but don't tell them about anything relating to the Order of Dagon, Deep Ones, or ciphers. Tell them that we're tourists visiting Japan.

Coffee, do you have map to find a market?
I want to ste- I mean buy stuff

@Crow

*"Mr. Kintobor" approaches the group*

Greetings, gentlemen! I couldn't help but overhear that you're on a quest!

Anyway, I just wanted to know if I could be of any assistance to you.

Centurion dogs? By the mist, what is this?

A quest? A QUEST!
Oh yes, the spectral mist shall be at our side!

@Robotnik and Bruno: Fine seeing that you two manage to find us your both in. Help Coffee here with the locals and if they ask why we're here just tell them that we're all tourists dropping by the ruins

Suddenly, outta fucking nowhere, A portal opens up over Japan. A blue… thing comes out of it flying at supersonic speeds, and the portal closes up right after. As we zoom into the cockpit, warning lights are flashing all over as Falcon attempts to control his ship.
Falcon: Holy! Gotta… Get… Control…
A voice rings out from the back
???: CRASH LANDING! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Falcon: SHUT UP! I CAN HANDLE THIS!
Falcon slowly but surely manages to regain control of the Falcon Flyer, and ends up landing right next to the Hakurei shrine
Falcon: I told you so… Anyways, everyone, stay in here. I'm going to go out and scout the area.
Falcon hops out of the Falcon Flyer.
Falcon: I swear I remember this place… Gonna see if anyone's home.
Falcon begins to walk up to the Hakurei shrine.
Falcon: I knew buying that warp drive would be worth it…

OOC: For me, italicized text is thoughts.

What brings thee here, noble Falcon?

walks over to shrine
hey, there's some people visiting
ahem 頼もう！
Woman: "何ですか？"
…

guys, that woman over there says the ruins are sealed up due to a cave in
what we gonna do?

@Bruno:
Falcon: …You don't want to know that, trust me, man…
Falcon just walks away, continuing towards the Hakurei shrine. He knocks, then takes a seat on the doorstep waiting for an answer.

@Coffee Hmmm…..Do you think Bombs would help us?
I sto- I mean Brought two Sticks of Dynamite

Damn I wasn't planning on that. There as to be another way to the ruins otherwise we came here for nothing.

@Stalker: We have nothing to lose so I say go for it.

@Crow
YEAH!
Puts both of Dynamite at the Sealed Ruins, Then Lights it

RUN!, IT'S GOING TO BE A PARTY!

yay explosions
is it my birthday or something?
wait a second
i was manufactured on 3/19
wow
it is my birthday
who knew

When Falcon sees Stalker place the Dynamite, his face goes pale. He's far enough away that everything will be safe, but he's getting a front row view at an explosion.
Falcon: Oh, no…

Really? Coffee?
Well then
Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy BOOM
Oh yes the Bomb

Falcon shields his face from the dynamite explosion, and when he opens his eyes, there is a giant cloud of dust in the immediate area surrounding the blast site.
Falcon: Oh boy. Here we go again…

Hey? Who's that guy?
HEY BLUE GUY!

Falcon: Oh, jesus, you're okay… Name's Captain Falcon. yours?

Name Otto Sk- I Mean just Call me Stalker, Also are you Here to Help us on our Quest for the Holy Grail….Wait no not that Quest….Hey coffee what are we doing Again?

finding some stupid codex for this stupid code etched on this stupid tablet dropped by this stupid cult leader

@Coffee
Oh Ok well then let's go…You lead the way Falcon, I kinda Don't Trust myself with Ruins

Falcon: …Never said I was going to help you guys.
Falcon stays put. It seems like he's waiting for someone to answer the door.

Umm…. What? What are you doing!?
You know what Fine! Me and Coffee will Go in.

yo hold up
attempts to drag falcon
he can literally not move an inch
and i just had these hydraulics upgraded last month
well, as the modern youth population says, "yolo"
walks into ruin