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Just wait.
shakes his head and readying himself for the second run
Let's do it….again.

You try catching him I'll stay here, there might be some interesting things that he might have left behind.

Hey yo! Stop right there, you waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
blasted again and ends up next to Crow
Your turn!

Close the journal that was left behind by the cult's leader
Well it would appear from this journal that Robert Marsh, the name of our cult leader here, was planing to meet his brother Sebastian Marsh, the other leader of this cult and the one making the virus that I mention hours ago. I suggest that we follow him but this time with a bit more stealth to our chase, that way not only will he lead us to his brother but if we play our cards right we can take them both down.

Who'll pay more… The Roman Empire, or some random guy with a Ph.D?
Ha, as if that wasn't an obvious choice. FOR THE LEGION! CHAOS TAKE YOU, BARBARIANS!

((OOC note: My avatar is actually Red Mage Statscowski from 8-bit theater.))

Okay, anyway I could use my godlike powers, haha!
Ahem, I forgot to mention that, to stop your character from turning into a Mary Sue character, I stripped you from your godlike powers.
What?! Okay then I use my necromancer powers!
I stripped them too.
Goddammit. Then what I have?
Three doctorates, one for quantum physics, one for commentating and one for weaponsmithing.
Did you said weapon smithing?
Yes
Then….
walks to the table and pick up some magicaly charged chrystal and other components

(OOC: I see we're already starting to get some form of narrative going… an "IT BEGINS" image would be appropriate.)

Just stays clear of the whole mess

…Just standing around here is boring, but there isn't anything I can do to contribute… Hmmm….

@Coffee
Is that the Church?
Where's the button to shoot it!…Do churches have giant anti-air Turrets?
The Turrets managed to shoot a wing of the Jet
HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO LAND THIS!

(OOC, whatever it means: I am the only one here, who using italics for narratives?)
ending the fixing
So, I'm ready.
aim at the cup at the corner of the table
But if that bastard gonna lift me again.
blow of the quarter of the table with the magical handcannon
I'm gonna give him a nice gift, with this. Anyaway you can come with us Tahrdan.

You're still facing things resistant to water, right?

Well, their creatures yes, but Crow's patients take care about that. However the cultists we gonna chase down are not.

…Just ensure that the water immune things stay away from me, then.

to be honest, my morality chip is under a lot of load right now, i can't tell you or something would likely explode

yes i do
it's simple
grab this parachute
and fucking eject

sees from a window Coffeehaus and Mr.Stalker's jet exploding as they slowly descending with a paratchute
So there are they.

Sees Coffeehaus and Mr.Stalker descending down with a parachute as the flaming wretch of the jet crashes down on top a random building.

Why am I not surprised that something like this was going to happen. Come on let's go before we loose track of Marsh and remember by stealthy.

so coffee… do you think that weird doctor would be mad we lost a jet

Well, you crashed one of my jets, of course, I'm will be mad! But not right now, we have to do something else.
turning to his sergeant
Sergeant, take care of those romans.
Sergeant:Sir yes, sir!
walks up to Crow
So what's next?

Simple we follow Marsh to where he's going, if we're lucky he might take us to his brother and we can get them both and end this raid. I suggest you bring your top men and women with you cause I have feel that the freaks of Innsmouth have few aces up their sleeves.

As you wish.
check the magical handcannon
I hope this stuff not gonna blow up in my hand, man I wish if I would have more time to make a better one but we can't get anything we want, right?
chuckles nervously

looks at sword, noting the glowing lines in it

Don't let this fool you, I prefer to attack at a distance using my spells.

Legionnaires begin flooding into the streets and destroying the town not to mention murdering anyone who opposes them

Meanwhile, amongst the chaos, I make my way over to a nearby food stand and begin helping myself to some left out chicken delicious Pedigree biscuits. The march here has been arduous and hindered by corn shortages after all.

@Kori: Let's use that cannon encase we're stuck with a server life and death situation

@Tahrdan: Well I've seen many tools for the use of magic so a sword isn't far out for me.

I think we might need a few more people to help us but now we don't have to for that, we have to follow Marsh now.

We then followed Marsh throughout the church, we then see him activate a secret door that opens to a tunnel underneath Innsmouth.

lol screw secrecy
BLOWS UP DOOR WITH ROCKET LAUNCHER
ONWARDS

Don't should we stop ruining Crow's surprise attacks?

As you enjoy your pedigree (chicken) biscuits your legionnaires near the shores of Innsmouth see that new Deep Ones are arriving, this time in masses. A some of your men go temporary insane from the sight of these creatures while other stayed their ground, waiting for the creatures to make the first move.

calculations suggest subtlety is for nerds

Then.
bursts in after Coffeehaus
I hope those romans take care about those deep ones. Hey guys the party is in here!
to the crowd inside
In the name of GDI and anyone else who's here, you all going to be dead!

Yeah I agree with the Computer, ONWARDS!

The moment Robert Marsh heard the loud explosion he turned to find the source and see us.

"Outsiders! You will pay for interfering with the Oder of Dagon! The next moment he chanted again and a stream of dark energy came out of his hand, target at the next person who makes a comment after this one.

…Whoa! Open Your Heart, block it in that orb form!

OYH proceeds to block the shot, as a large watery orb that blocks all attacks but is knocked back by all attacks.

I know just how to deal with magic users like you…. WHIRLPOOL!

You should know what happens now. Know everything that happens now except for Whirlpool's secondary effect. Targets hit by Whirlpool have the power of any magic reduced until the end of battle.

Not today, asshole.
blasts Robert back to the others with the magical handcannon
Tahrdan, you are too slow. Who's next?

Despite taking damage from both a water based spell and a magical head-cannon Robert still stands. "I will not die to you outsiders, not in day as important as this." The next moment Marsh did the same telekinetic spell that he did to Kori on all of us "Mighty Cthulhu shall awaken from his eon old slumber along with Father Dagon and Mother Hydra."

We then hear more foot steps coming towards us. "Farewell outsiders, it wasn't a pleasure meeting you all." He then pushed us towards who ever is making the foot steps

we turning around and we see a giant monster
Oh look, a gargantua or whatever is this.

hey IDIOT
most types of magic won't work on inanimate objects
Digs up super-futuristic laser pistol from pocket
good thing i had a spare one of these
auf wiedersehen, motherfucker
PEW

Robert Marsh:Hah! You think you can stop me?
Robert summon a shield and then leave

Can someone here Atheist Give me a Weapon!

Walks through shield
what did i just say about magic not effecting inanimate objects

@Coffee: Your laser manage to shot off Robert's left arm down to the elbow.

@Kori:
The creature that awaited us was one of the creatures I created, know as the Brawler Hunters. Since I was the creator of these creatures they didn't kill us all like they would normally do, instead they caught us.

EDIT: Damn I'm was slow on making this comment.

and this is about the time that an epic chase sequence begins
SO LET'S DO THAT
Chases Robert

Oh look there.
suddenly a deep one breaches through the wall and throws a giant rock after Coffee, which hits him
Hey, you don't told me they controll them.

They don't. The Cultists and Deep ones are working together. The Brawler Hunters then pounce on the newly arrive Deep Ones and begin the fight them While they are distracted let's go after Marsh.

We chased Marsh through the tunnel and stopped when we saw that he too stopped, having his back turned to a giant hole on the floor, we all can hear a strange and terrible noise coming from down the hole.

an their gos mi speling cip
gr8
te chace mudst contine

I know this noise, this is the sound of the people of haters!
starts mumbling
Or hatters? Mathers?
focusing back to Marsh
You can stop that, you are surrounded. You can't escape!

Marsh then let out a chuckle "You fool you think I wanted to escape? I was leading you all down here, away from my idiot brother and the reaming members as they leave this town." He then reaches into his robes and pull out three stone tablets "Soon they will reach the lair of mighty Cthulhu and he along with the Deep Ones, Mother Hydra, and Father Dagon shall rise from the sea and end the reign of man. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." With those last words Marsh dropped the tablets and let himself fall down to the hole.

@Coffee
Great, Coffee is broken

True but we finally got rid of Robert Marsh, now all we have to do is deal with his brother but if what Robert said is true then Sebastian Marsh and a few surviving members of the order are no longer here on Innsmouth. I then walk to where Robert dropped the stone tablets and picked them up.

suddenly the ground start to shaking
Quick, grab those stone tablets and run!

itsh lik indana jhones

As the ground shake I grab the tablets, has I do we all hear a terrible sound down from the hole. We hear the sound of something moving and then what felt like hours the thing within the hole revealed itself, and we screamed in horror. What came it was something not of this world, It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than any subway train--a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us. We all ran like we just saw the ultimate evil with our own very eyes.

OOC: here's some music for this chase scene.