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Curses the cult leader must have left a few of the orders priests and sorcerers to cast a defensive ward around the church, driving anyone who intrudes to go insane. Even now I can feel myself losing grasp at reality, we must find the sorcerers and kill them to stop the spell.
Finally seeing Kori basking at the Cthulhu statue
Stop hitting the statue and try to find the ones that are making us go insane! unless of course you really are planing on retreating?

GAH!! You dare strike me!?

You’d best explain yourself, or else I’ll have you roboti-- I mean, I’ll report you to the proper authorities…

Hey yo! Yes yo! What would be if you would not care about that and take care about this statue, while I search for those priest to bang their head with my new friend
points to the sign
Anyway you!
points to one of the soldiers
Sergeant call up General Granger and told him we need some jets, right now!

*yawns* I don't feel like it.

That was an order.

Can I have a jet?

@Mr.Stalker: Do you have a pilot license?

@CrowTheMagicain
Yeah Sure…
What's a License?

Sure, he's a stalker.

Fine. Listen right now we're dealing with one of the leaders of the Order of Dagon who is planing on awakening his gods, you try to find and deal with the other one who has the biological weapon.

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Yes Sir!
Goes to the Jet

Take the computer with you too.

Ok
Runs And Trips at the Attempt to the Computer
Ow, So what is this for anyway…
Takes it and goes to the Jet
eh…I'll find out anyway

… I haven't the slightest notion of whatever it is you're babbling about. Not only that, but I also seem to be in the middle of a battle, so I believe I'll just be on my way.

*lifts hat*

Good day.

*thinks to self:*

However, I may watch this conflict from afar. It seems interesting…

((Not trying to be rude. Just acting in character.))

Sergeant! Why Gen. Granger is not here?
Sergeant: Sir, I think he's gonna stay in his office.
GODDAMMIT Granger! Well then we need to do it on our own. Sergeant, hijack those jets, and capture every pilot. Give them choice, they gonna serve us or they gonna face the bars in a dark, little, cell.

running program "Flight_Helper.exe"
let us commence in the flying

What? Who a-, What are you…Weird Blue lines.
And what do you mean by US?

allow me to introduce myself
i am Coffeebot ("Antonio" edition, V1.8, copyrighted by Mass Electronics tm ), and i am a general-purpose service robot
and by "us" i mean you and me, dummy

I guess I'll have to sit this one out, then. You can see the disadvantage of only being able to use one element… If I next track down another member of the Order, I'll see if I can get them to at least get me started with some of the other 5…

doesn't even consider using the gun

I am Laika, Centurion of the 11th Legion, advisor to the legate, decorated hero…and hyper intelligent mongrel.

We have been sent by order of the praetor to this putrid, filth ridden landscape to bring you uncivilised barbarian madmen back into the fold of the Empire, your false gods and sickening creations will bode insignificant in the face of our unstoppable armies.

Either submit peacefully or be sent without mercy to Hades, your homes trampled and your wives and children enslaved and distributed like cattle

…Those threats… don't really mean much to me.

And now just you was missed.

Son, do you know how to stop an A-10? Hmm, me neither! Heheh.

I have no idea what you're talking about… whoever you are.

haters gonna hate.

What you barbarians think is "defiance" is actually foolishness!

Men! show these hog-lovers the true glory of the Empire, by means of Scorpio fire!

load the heat seeking anti air bolts!

May you be penniless when you arrive upon the banks of Styx.

…That wooden structure does not impress me at all. Bubble.

Water glyph stuff you know already, a bubble appears around the weapon, and then contracts before popping.

@coffeehaus
Ok…So do you know where to go? I don't know Nothing About a leader, but i'm willing to punch him.

[Setting course…]
he is currently in some church or something like that
basically just fly southwest from here, you can't miss it

Well Time for Bloody Sunday….
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Coffee…are you a pegan…I mean if you don't want to come to the church I can just blast it form a far
(I'm surprised we made this an RP in this thread)

I'm here to help you dudes fight the barbarians!

there's a passenger seat in the jet, i'll sit there

Did somebody say barbarians? It just so happens that Red Statscowski's adventurer business is having a sale… All jobs involving… Barbarians are 50% off today. I take payment in gold, equipment, souls, and credit.

Never thought going through an army of insane half human cultists will be this easy. I said as a platoon of zombie Deep Ones tear apart the members of the order Then again must people don't have a legion of the undead on their call.

I stop in front of a large door, I can hear loud chanting from behind the door I found were the sorcerers are hiding.

Sir Crona, you and Sir Soundwave take care about those stupid romans. They annoying my soilders. Hey Crow, wait me!
runs after Crow

I look at the door and see that it depicts the face of the sleeping god Cthulhu. As I step closer to it the door opens be itself, revealing the ritual chamber within. In there there are three Deep Ones wearing ceremonial robes and hoods praying to three statues, one is of yet again Cthulhu while the other two show Dagon and Hydra, both of whom look almost like the Deep Ones themselves.

"It's the outsiders, destroy them!"

Said the one in the center, as a white light appear on the Cthulhu statue, creating a intense gale of wind that threatens to lift us off the ground The sorcerers within the room grabbed on to wooden staffs and began to chant in a alien language as the hurled bolts of eldritch energy towards us.

Okay, we're in trouble now.
shouts to the others outside
Does anyone willing to help us? Nobody?
in sotto voice
Okay…….

Do you have any weapons that can help us? Cause none of my patients and test subjects can help us because they are busy dealing with the Innsmouth citizens and Deep Ones.

Let me see…
searching in his pockets
A radio, a pistol, a bubble pipe, and aha!
showing up a Holy hand grenade of Antioch
Let's blast those unholy ones.

Wait don't use the grenade, you have no idea if it will just be blown right back at us. Try killing them with your gun, a bullet to the head should be effective.

[From UFO]
Wait… What's happening here?
Coffeehaus, can you tell me which side I ought to take?

Flies closer to jet

We are all on the same side, expect that legionare guy, he's kinda weird.
to crow
But it would blast them to pieces.

@Kori: Yes it would blast them to pieces and for the must part I wouldn't stop you on using it. But the fact that we have a statue that's using magic to create hurricane force winds pretty much makes that idea horrible due to the fact that the grenade will either miss it's mark because of it or it will be blown right back at us.

@Crona,

Welcome to the Legion's Auxilia lad, if it's souls you seek then you will find plenty within the wretched hearts of the enemy. Expect your payment after the battle is through and the barbarians eradicated

Now men! begin the attack, raze this place to the ground! for the glory of Mars!

Hastati, advance!

The army descends on Innsmouth like an massive storm of shit

I'll just hang back here. My aquamancy isn't going to be effective, you see.

to himself
Romans, cultists, gods, creatures, patients, IDIOTS!
back to Crow
Okay I use that damn gun but don't be surprised if the bullets ends up in your butt.

If even one bullet so much as to graze my skin then I will turn you into one of test subjects.

See one of the sorcerer take several tablets and leave the room through a back door

I think that was the leader who's now making a run for it. Quick just try shooting the remaining two at the head!

As you wish.
shoots the other two guy and start running after leader as the cultists fell on the ground dead
I catch him. Try to not kill yourself guys.

As you chased the cult leader he turns to face and right as he begins chanting you are left up to the air. Before you even tried to shoot him you fly away from and kept going until you hit the statue of Cthulhu back in the ritual chamber I then walk towards you.

I take it that your first encounter with the cult leader didn't turn out as you had plan.