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You and Stalker walk in the ruins, the first thing the two of you see is a giant wall with a equally sized gate preventing the two of you from going through.

oi mr. stalkie
you got another bomb
someone set us up the bomb, please

So you're just going to waltz right into some ancient ruin without a care in the world, eh?

A bit haphazard, if I do say so myself.

*thinks for a moment*

"Falcon," ey? That sounds familiar.

Ah, well. *turns back to group* Lead the way.

*Kintobor walks into the the temple, only to be blocked by the massive gate. He thinks to himself:*

Curses! If only I had my Egg Walker! Or even the Egg Viper! Then we'd be through this infernal barrier in to time.

Falcon notices "Kintobor" walk into the temple.
Falcon: That man looks familiar. It's been so long, I forget who he was.

I walk to where the ruins are and see the gate I'm not really surprise about this. Takes a good look at the gate and realize something about it I think I might now some of the writing on the gate!

what is it doc
is it simlish
i think that's simlish
…
i've been playing too much Sims 3

…. What? No these words, if one can even call them words, are the same ones written on the Tablets of Dagon. I wish I had more time to study the tablet. Then maybe I would have known at least some of the things written here on the gate.

So no blowing the gate up?

Reimu turns the corner from the shrines side, spotting Captain Falcon just as he gets dragged off and the Falcon Flier comically stuck in the ground nose first in the hills nearby

Oh jeez, the outer world is bleeding in again.

Arms behind her back, she exaggeratedly strides forwards after everyone

Guys, stuff like that is usually sealed up for a rea- well now, they are already inside. Hello Falcon! Glad to see you are okay after that last reality kinda sorta imploded on itself for no particular reason.

Scouter reads Two Lifes, Two Spell Cards (6 Counting Life Loss Resupplies), and a power level of 0. This most certainly is the start of a new adventure.

Kori walks back to the shrine
Hey gu- whoa! What the? Blowin' up stuffs and no one invited me? Heck, I knew I should stay here.
walks in the temple with a bunch of high tech devices

Another familiar face, I see.

"Oh right, it's that Falcon guy."

What, nothing to say to us?

"Come on, they'll catch up when they want to."

The two proceed to enter the ruins

[keeps removing kebab in japan]
what the fuck are you doing here

We're searching for…umm…well you know that's secret. Anyway keep work, and stop the tyranny of the kebab.

@Natsuru:
As it turns out, Coffeehouse HAD tried to drag Falcon off, but he didn't budge an inch, and Falcon somehow managed to land the Falcon Flyer safely, just close by Hakurei shrine.
Falcon: …Glad to see you remember me, Reimu. I'm admittedly worry about the others. Doomguy, Ken, and Jotaro made it, whilst Josuke and Joseph went back to their home universe. I spotted that tahrdan kid, and I swear I saw that robotnik guy, though i'm not sure. I have no clue about the others. Guess we should follow the others here, eh?
Falcon gets up, and begins to follow the others into the cave.

robotnik? what are you talking about? do you mean that kintobor guy over there?
…
wait a second

What robotnike?
Is that the fat big mustache man?

Okay, now seriously. What are you know about him, Coffee?

…
uh
he's apparently a bad guy
even though all he's really ever done is try to stop a speedy blue hedgehog
…
i couldn't even make this shit up if i tried

Speedy blue hedgehog, wat.

again, i couldn't make this shit up if i tried

Ooooookay.
(NOTE: I went through the whole Wat gallery and I have the urge to post some Wat lady but I don't want to ruin the thread, goddammit life!)

Um doctor, do you about this weird gate, looks too strong for bombs

This sun should probably turn around and head back.

Yeah I know that. That's why I bringed these.
points to the strange High-tech devices
But we need to wait for those scientists from the GDI HQ. They know how to handle these things.

Pfft… It can't be that hard
But how long do we wait?

[Incoming video]

for a thousand summers~

I don't know.
suddenly two V-22 shows up on the horizon
(NOTE: I know Gen.Granger you say why I'm not using V-35s but I'm from the 2014 era GDI before the Tiberium wars, and that's why I'm using "old" vechicles and weapons, whatever what I said previously, I was tired.)
Ah, here they come.

(OOC: insert image of Seymour here.)

Does anyone else hear that?

"I do at least…"

Cold weather, typical of this region
A small fort town
A moderate and hostile garrison

After a few minutes of idling and archer barrages the army takes up the attack and advances upon the wooden palisades. Siege ladders are quickly thrown up as the Legionnaires clash with the bearded beefcake brigands

Laika is the type of dog that leads by example, this is evident in how he is one of the first to nimbly hop up the ladders and scale the walls. he terrorizes the brigands by sitting on a ledge that is just out of reach and yapping constantly in an attempt to greatly annoy the enemy he charges down the rampart, dagger in his mouth as he fearlessly slashes away at the axe wielding ogre-like men hopping from corpse to corpse as he does.

I'm not.
points to the ipod
This one is having better music.

You know I'm hungry, I'll go find a store to rob… I mean buy from
walks out of the cave and searches for the market

Hunh, I guess it's time for me to go find a good airline job.

What about the Turkish airlines? I heard they pay well.

I am a walrus.

W-what!? D-don't be preposterous! I'm not evil!

And besides even if I were this "Robotnik" character, would you consider me a threat, seeing as my nemesis is-- er, would be-- a hedgehog?

Falcon: Robotnik is a threat because he has the ability to build pretty much a Death Star, giant planet destroying laser and all. And besides, who ELSE would have such a silly mustache? I have also tangled with that hedgehog enemy of his, and I have to say that he's a tough cookie. Fast as hell, too. How a woodland creature manages to constantly trump a technological genius I have no idea, though.

i don't necessarily register you as a threat, more like a oddball

no they dont

comes back to the cave
Some asshat removed all the Kebabs.
sees falcon Oh your fanily in the dam cave

MEANWHILE AT THE HALL OF DOOM
IN A DISTANT LAKE I GUESS..
I DUNNO DUDE, I'M THE NARRATOR, DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT..

(cough)
Anyways…
The forces of EVIL prepare to unleash an unspeakable EVIL all over this godamned thread in a overly complicated plan which will end in a final showdown, a long ass speech of how EVIL shall win and the death of a villian and pos-resurrection.
The League of DOOM grows as new members approach the SECRET hall of DOOM in [REDACTED]. There are all kinds of evil here. Lawyers, EA producers, Capcom' game developers, those Marvel/ DC villians that never die and a good amount of demons, goblins and shit.

Nevermore, the Shadow Fiend, finds himself chilling with his demon bros. Drinking MOUNTAIN DEW and eating DORITOS while playing the new Halo game.
(Preorder at Gamestop. You will recieve a exclusive "Middle Finger journalist dance" taunt and an unusual armor with floating doritos and Mountain dew ammo. Power to the players.)

Hurm..Looks like its time to start a new collection of SOULSSSS

INSIDE THE LEGION OF DOOM IS NONE OTHER THAN THE RULER OF THE 7 HELLS HIMSELF, LUCIFER THE DOOMBRINGER.

He is currently playing coop campaign with Nevermore, but he keeps dying due to Nevermore being a bitch and not supporting doom enough and letting him get rekd.

In a fit of rage, doom screams with an infernal roar as the fires of hell blaze around him and he throws the controller at the wall.

Doom: RRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! NEVERMORE YOU DEGENERATE. I HAVE HAD ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT AND THIS GAME.

He begins to calm down somewhat, but the entire place is lit a fire.

Doom: I grow tired of these games. The flames of the furnace grow weaker and you need to get your ass off of the couch and harvest more souls.

Now, Let the gates of hell swing open to this world, and let all who stand before me fall like the weaklings that they are.

This^ story was bringed to you by the Mann Co. The biggest shipper in the whole world.

Oh, please. I've seen enough wierd stuff to not be surprised by anything like this.

Wait I just remembered something I pull out a letter with strange words written all over it I think the only way to open the gate is if someone chant the words I have written down on this paper. Since I was the one to write them down I should be the one to do so. I then start chanting in a alien language in front of the gate, as I do the hieroglyphic etched to the gate starts to release an eldritch glow.

1. scientist: Sir?
   Just keep calm guys.
2. scientist: I thought the magic does not exist!
3. scientist: It looks like exist. Sir do you still need us?
   Yes.

The lights emitting from the hieroglyphics grow brighter and brighter as I continue with the chanting, as I reached the final words of the chants everyone was blinded by the intense burst of light produced by the hieroglyphics. When we all can see again we find that we're all in a massive cave and in the center we see a larger lake.

1. scientist: Ah! I can't see anything! Oh, wait I can. Where are we?
   Dunno. Why don't you start doing your job?
2. scientist: As you wish, sir.
   the scientist start to set up the devices and soldiers go off to explore the cave

(Looks like it truly begins now… The days of it being a simple "be your avatar" thread are already over, as was predicted.)

Hmm… Anyone else feel that the lake is somehow suspicious?

"Whatever gave you that idea?"

Think of what just happened. How can anything we see NOT be suspicious right now?

IT BEGINS
Quoting RandomMan back from the first page.

The last thread turned into a complete story with only a select group of users participating. Said users moved to a different location as you guys told me yourselves. This doesn’t have to turn into a complete story. You just have to act as your avatar, not roleplay a complete story. Look at the threads as having different purposes. I’m changing the topic to make this clear.
Likewise to everyone btw, no need to make le hi-la-ri-ous drama posts xD etc.

the kebab has been removed
back to serbia

(Actually we trying to put everyone in the story, somehow.)
Finally the tyranny of the kebab has been stopped!