Can someone help me get rid of my copies?
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@XTR09: I think your about to get what you want cause some of my patients are charging right towards them.
@XTR09:
So many animals…
So many to roboticize…
*ahem* Hello, there, my bug-eyed friend! Perhaps you'd be interested in handing over your clones to me!
For, um, scientific purposes, of course.
Rest assured, I won't use them for any possible evil means… only scientific ones!
So, what do you say… for science?
[Body-checks Robotnik to the side]
no, little espurr, do not rid yourself of your copies
they could be most advantageous in the current situation [Points to giant monster]
Dr. Eggman wrote:
@XTR09:
So many animals…
So many to roboticize…
*ahem*Hello, there, my bug-eyed friend! Perhaps you'd be interested in handing over your clones to me!For, um, scientific purposes, of course.
Rest assured, I won't use them for any possible evil means… only scientific ones!
So, what do you say… for science?
Sure no probs, unless you will hurt people…
W-wha- me!? Hurt anyone!?
Why, I'd never dream of it!
I assure you, there is absolutely no danger of me using your clones for any immoral purposes.
By the way, please allow me to introduce myself!
My name is Mr. Eugene Kintobor, leader of the Eggman Emp- er, Enterprises, yes. You see, we at Eggman Enterprises seek to improve the world in general through humane scientific methods and procedures. It is our hope to someday find cures for all of the world's ills, and to eventually rid the world of disease, poverty, and mankind's other ailments with our science.
You see, that is why we wish to utilize your clones; we believe study of their genetics would be most helpful to our cause. Rest assured; Eggman Enterprises takes care of its specimens, and once the completely humane tests are over, we release them into the… proper areas.
I hope I've been able to assure you that your clones will be safe with us.
Dr. Eggman wrote:
W-wha- me!? Hurt anyone!?
Why, I'd never dream of it!
I assure you, there is absolutely no danger of me using your clones for any immoral purposes.
By the way, please allow me to introduce myself!
My name is Mr. Eugene Kintobor, leader of the Eggman Emp- er, Enterprises, yes. You see, we at Eggman Enterprises seek to improve the world in general through humane scientific methods and procedures. It is our hope to someday find cures for all of the world's ills, and to eventually rid the world of disease, poverty, and mankind's other ailments with our science.
You see, that is why we wish to utilize your clones; we believe study of their genetics would be most helpful to our cause. Rest assured; Eggman Enterprises takes care of its specimens, and once the completely humane tests are over, we release them into the… proper areas.
I hope I've been able to assure you that your clones will be safe with us.
you seem suspicious
i'm scanning your identity
[Teal laser sweeps over Eggman]
i have identified you as ERROR NAME NOT FOUND, who has no past transgressions. continue.
@Eggman: Your "enterprises" attempts on curing mankinds of all disease will no longer be necessary, for I have already discovered not only the cure to the great pestilence but to all diseases , some might even say I've discovered a way to beat death. However you can still go about on ridding poverty if you want. What I need is a way for my cure to turn most people who get into the evolved superhumans that it did for a select few and not into the reanimated dead, savage beasts, and eldritch horrors that it does to most.
squawk
CrowTheMagician wrote:
@Eggman: Your "enterprises" attempts on curing mankinds of all disease will no longer be necessary, for I have already discovered not only the cure to the great pestilence but to all diseases , some might even say I've discovered a way to beat death. However you can still go about on ridding poverty if you want. What I need is a way for my cure to turn most people who get into the evolved superhumans that it did for a select few and not into the reanimated dead, savage beasts, and eldritch horrors that it does to most.
i'Ve hAd enouGH oF YoUR CrAP
[attempts to punch the doctor]
uh
[it had no effect]
well shit
What the hell it's going on? I shouldn't have left Commander kori in charge.
Dr. Eggman wrote:
W-wha- me!? Hurt anyone!?
Why, I'd never dream of it!
I assure you, there is absolutely no danger of me using your clones for any immoral purposes.
By the way, please allow me to introduce myself!
My name is Mr. Eugene Kintobor, leader of the Eggman Emp- er, Enterprises, yes. You see, we at Eggman Enterprises seek to improve the world in general through humane scientific methods and procedures. It is our hope to someday find cures for all of the world's ills, and to eventually rid the world of disease, poverty, and mankind's other ailments with our science.
You see, that is why we wish to utilize your clones; we believe study of their genetics would be most helpful to our cause. Rest assured; Eggman Enterprises takes care of its specimens, and once the completely humane tests are over, we release them into the… proper areas.
I hope I've been able to assure you that your clones will be safe with us.
K, but do you have a PokePuff? I'm hungry.
Sabreviper wrote:
What the hell it's going on? I shouldn't have left Commander kori in charge.
Now where the hell I putted those confetti projectiles?
looks at Gen.Granger
Ummm hello General, how's it going? Ummm if you ask not happened anything here. I not blew up Germany or released a giant indestructible lizard which want to destroy the whole world. Yeah I didn't do any of them.
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CrowTheMagician wrote:
Try the small fishing town of Innsmouth. You'll be doing humanity a favor if you manage to destroy that place.
start singing right after started a fire
And it burns burns burns, the ring of fire!
@Eggman
…I somewhat remember you… Heh, I've come a long way since then. A long way…
The bloody hell are you all talking about?
Penny wrote:
start singing right after started a fire
And it burns burns burns, the ring of fire!
As the town of Innsmouth burns down to the ground things living in the ocean near by see the lights caused by the roaring flames
As they rise to the surface the see that the town that they were slowly turning into theirs is now on fire, furious the ancient Deep Ones now start swimming towards the burning town, ready to kill the one(s) responsible for it's destruction.
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CrowTheMagician wrote:
As the town of Innsmouth burns down to the ground things living in the ocean near by see the lights caused by the roaring flames
As they rise to the surface the see that the town that they were slowly turning into theirs is now on fire, furious the ancient Deep Ones now start swimming towards the burning town, ready to kill the one(s) responsible for it's destruction.
This is gettin' boring.
brings out a chainsaw
Let's made some ex-citizen.
suddenly noticing the creatures
And ex-thing.
Penny wrote:
This is gettin' boring.
brings out a chainsaw
Let's made some ex-citizen.
suddenly noticing the creatures
And ex-thing.
Just as you were ready to charge towards the Deep Ones other creatures jumped down from the burning buildings and started to attacked them
I suppose I got here in time before you went off and do something idiotic.
I said, stepping out of the shadows
CrowTheMagician wrote:
Just as you were ready to charge towards the Deep Ones other creatures jumped down from the burning buildings and started to attacked them
I suppose I got here in time before you went off and do something idiotic.
I said, stepping out of the shadows
Goddammit!
using necromancer spells to summon undeads
Rise and shine, rise and shine!
Penny wrote:
Goddammit!
using necromancer spells to summon undeads
Rise and shine, rise and shine!
I thought I was the only necromancer here? Never mind that, I'm not here as an enemy but as an allie. The reason I told you to burn this town is because what lurks in here is major threat to all of humanity, even more then whatever threats you faced in the past!
As we speak there is a cult called the Esoteric Order of Dagon who rules this town with a iron fist, the members here have made a secret deal with the creatures that my patients are currently fighting. Right now two of the cult leaders have two plans that can spell the end to us all. One is developing a virus that if spread can turn us all into those creatures and the other is trying to awaken the three gods that they worship.
I know you went against me before because of my research and chances are that you will do so after this is done but I need your help in stopping them. So what do you say doctor, will you lend me a hand in stopping this cult and their sea gods?
CrowTheMagician wrote:
I thought I was the only necromancer here? Never mind that, I'm not here as an enemy but as an allie. The reason I told you to burn this town is because what lurks in here is major threat to all of humanity, even more then whatever threats you faced in the past!
As we speak there is a cult called the Esoteric Order of Dagon who rules this town with a iron fist, the members here have made a secret deal with the creatures that my patients are currently fighting. Right now two of the cult leaders have two plans that can spell the end to us all. One is developing a virus that if spread can turn us all into those creatures and the other is trying to awaken the three gods that they worship.
I know you went against me before because of my research and chances are that you will do so after this is done but I need your help in stopping them. So what do you say doctor, will you lend me a hand in stopping this cult and their sea gods?
Hmmmm. E.V.A call the Pentagon, we need some troops right now.
Penny wrote:
Hmmmm. E.V.A call the Pentagon, we need some troops right now.
Fine we can have the military drop by here but I have to finish off the one that is trying to awaken the sea gods before they show up, let's face it me and my patients haven't left a good impression on them. I don't know where the location to that cult leader is yet but I heard from one of the locals that the clue to his possible location is somewhere in the old church that the cult uses as their headquarters. We must go now, the military can deal with the one with the bio-weapon on their own.
CrowTheMagician wrote:
Fine we can have the military drop by here but I have to finish off the one that is trying to awaken the sea gods before they show up, let's face it me and my patients haven't left a good impression on them. I don't know where the location to that cult leader is yet but I heard from one of the locals that the clue to his possible location is somewhere in the old church that the cult uses as their headquarters. We must go now, the military can deal with the one with the bio-weapon on their own.
I've got a tracker unit. They are the best, bring them with yourself. They are going to follow any given order.
…
what the fuck is going on here
Mandl Brought wrote:
…
what the fuck is going on here
Attack on Titan! No wait, that's another dimension. Well, monster killing time!!!!!!
Penny wrote:
Attack on Titan! No wait, that's another dimension. Well, monster killing time!!!!!!
i'll bring the super-futuristic laser pistols
Mandl Brought wrote:
i'll bring the super-futuristic laser pistols
Go ahead. I just going to sit there.
points to a chair
And wait till the end credits.
but
i am a service robot
i can't really fight
halp pls
Hmmm… How resistant to water are they?
Tahrdan Ismeh Wu-Temporis wrote:
Hmmm… How resistant to water are they?
i poured a bucket of water on their heads, and that didn't work, so let's just say "very" and leave it at that
…I don't think that constitutes an attack. I'll await a proper answer.
Tahrdan Ismeh Wu-Temporis wrote:
…I don't think that constitutes an attack. I'll await a proper answer.
Your water spells won't work against them. These beings are creatures of the sea, they are also immortal, none of them can't die expect either by accident or violence. While the Deep Ones are immune to your spells their human hybrid followers are not so you should focus on them. In fact I see a group of them coming right towards us.
Bullets start flying over our heads
And their armed too.
CrowTheMagician wrote:
Your water spells won't work against them. These beings are creatures of the sea, they are also immortal, none of them can't die expect either by accident or violence. While the Deep Ones are immune to your spells their human hybrid followers are not so you should focus on them. In fact I see a group of them coming right towards us.
Bullets start flying over our heads
And their armed too.
[hands waterdude a laser pistol]
press the trigger and the thing you point it at is dead. kapeesh? kapeesh.
Mandl Brought wrote:
[hands waterdude a laser pistol]
press the trigger and the thing you point it at is dead. kapeesh? kapeesh.
I hope that gun as something to help him with accuracy cause I don't think he has experience with firearms.
CrowTheMagician wrote:
Your water spells won't work against them. These beings are creatures of the sea, they are also immortal, none of them can't die expect either by accident or violence. While the Deep Ones are immune to your spells their human hybrid followers are not so you should focus on them. In fact I see a group of them coming right towards us.
Bullets start flying over our heads
And their armed too.
This will give them one hell of a headache
CrowTheMagician wrote:
I hope that gun as something to help him with accuracy cause I don't think he has experience with firearms.
it has auto-stabilizers, aiming assist, and anti-recoil devices because they're FROM THE FUTURE or something like that
Mandl Brought wrote:
it has auto-stabilizers, aiming assist, and anti-recoil devices because they're FROM THE FUTURE or something like that
I suppose those features will help him, as for me I don't need any weapon like that.
I said, as the dead bodies of both Innsmouth's citizens and Deep Ones rise up from the ground as zombies
Let's take out the ones that are being distracted by the giant robot that came out of nowhere since they are standing in a way towards the order's hideout.
Mandl Brought wrote:
it has auto-stabilizers, aiming assist, and anti-recoil devices because they're FROM THE FUTURE or something like that
Do they have Wi-Fi?
Hey guys, look what have I found!
I'm glad I have your cooperation. I'll just take these creatures for my completely moral schemes, then I'll return shortly to assist you in your… peculiar endeavors.
Or not.Dr. Eggman wrote:
I'm glad I have your cooperation. I'll just take these creatures for my completely moral schemes, then I'll return shortly to assist you in your… peculiar endeavors.
Or not.
slaps Dr.Robotnik with the 'don't poke the deep ones' sign
Fus-roh-dah!
Penny wrote:
Do they have Wi-Fi?
yes, they function as wi-fi hotspots
i really don't know why they would have that on a gun, though
Their line of defense is broken! Now we can make our way to the church.
As I approach the church I feel an immense power coming from behind the door
On second thought lets try another way to get in other then the front door, try keeping the element of surprise on our side?
CrowTheMagician wrote:
Their line of defense is broken! Now we can make our way to the church.
As I approach the church I feel an immense power coming from behind the door
On second thought lets try another way to get in other then the front door, try keeping the element of surprise on our side?
bursts through the front door with the above mentioned sign
DIE BEYAAAATCHES!!!!!!!
Penny wrote:
bursts through the front door with the above mentioned sign
DIE BEYAAAATCHES!!!!!!!
I'LL DISTRACT THEM
playing sound "Never_Gonna_Give_You_Up.mp3"
Penny wrote:
bursts through the front door with the above mentioned sign
DIE BEYAAAATCHES!!!!!!!
You break through the front door and was greeted by the giant black greenish statue of Great Cthulhu. You also hear strange chanting echoing throughout the church, the chanting and the statue are both driving you insane and anyone else with you at the moment.
CrowTheMagician wrote:
You break through the front door and was greeted by the giant black greenish statue of Great Cthulhu. You also hear strange chanting echoing throughout the church, the chanting and the statue are both driving you insane and anyone else with you at the moment.
WELL, You CaN't gO InsANe iF yoU DON't HaVE a BrAin
CrowTheMagician wrote:
You break through the front door and was greeted by the giant black greenish statue of Great Cthulhu. You also hear strange chanting echoing throughout the church, the chanting and the statue are both driving you insane and anyone else with you at the moment.
I'm already insane! This drives me insane. Well, time to retreat? Hey Cthulhu you can keep this sign!
start bashing the sign against Cthulhu's leg
Penny wrote:
I'm already insane! This drives me insane. Well, time to retreat? Hey Cthulhu you can keep this sign!
start bashing the sign against Cthulhu's leg
iT IS noT TimE TO REtrEaT YeT,, I am REcEIviNG A GreAt AmMouNT of sAtIsFACtiOn fRom StORmIng ThIS ESTablISHMenT