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granted, but moargun only lurks from now on

I wish I knew the identity of anonymous

OK but 4chan is nonexistant

I wish I had a wish that was uncorruptable

Ok, but it gets corrupted.

I wish I had a wish to wish for.

granted, but you just used up your one wish

I wish for tommorow to be international desu day.

Ok, but now everyone goes crazy because of the desu spam.
I wish for this wish to get corrupted.

Granted but- PARADOX!!!

I wish.

No, you don't.
I wish for French Toast.

Ok, but somebody screws up and you get waffles.
I wish Sweatie Killer wasn't a troll.

Well he left, are you happy?
I wish Gigio knew that Sweatie left a couple of days ago.

Granted, but Sweatie comes back tomorrow (is that really corrupt? probably.)

I wish I could instantly desu spam every single thread once every 30 seconds.

Okay. But you have to kill yourself and haunt KYM.
I wish for the magical power to set pancakes on fire.

Ok, but now you have started the Great Waffle War.
I wish for something to do.

Ungrantable.
I wish my friend could find the second Phoenix Wright manga.

Granted. But it is pirated and your friend goes to jail forever.
I wish oshino was a meme

Ok but No one likes it.
I wish I had a catgirl for a wife

Granted,though your order was mixed up and instead,you were sent a live lion.

I wish I had a lion

I wish I didnt have to resit nearly all of my exams

Granted,but your remaining exams are right now,doubled in lenght and everything you have studied for them didn't go into nearly enough detail for 90% of the questions.

I wish monster reborn was banned again.

but it's unbanned
i wish that randomdce would review toy story 3

Ok but he randomdce hates the movie to death.
I wish I had a hot orctrich for a wife

the ostrich is a dinosaur

i wish medal of honor 2010 didn't suck

It blows.

I wish I could go deeper!

granted but you're stuck there

i wish mechwarrior 5 would be released alread

Ok but it costs 599 us dollars
I wish I had a hot bagel for a wifu

^(I'd pay that much for it)

Granted but you ate it

I wish desu desu desu

Ok but used used used
I wish For a bagel with tits

You have to become a sculptor, and the most someone will pay you to make it (you don't have the supplies, you need to be payed.) is $2.
I wish I could get money without having a job or doing illegal things.

Ok but it's only a penny.
I wish I was a woman

You have to get a job working for /d/, becoming hideously mutated.

I wish that last corruption didn't make me puke.

Your eyes catch fire instead.

I wish I was a girl.

but then your JUST LIKE YOUR DEAR MOMMA

I wish my mom didn't die of cancer when I was 2

Ok but she becomes a serial killer and gets shot to death.

I wish shit was chocolate.

okay but you have to eat it out of toilet

I wish I was a guy

but you have no friends

I wish I had 1337hackingskillz

granted but you get v&

I wish could fly

but someone thinks you're a bird and you get shot

I wish I was dead

Okay, but you die really lamely.

I wish I had the power to add a post to this thread.

you do but not before me

I wish I was an abra

granted but you're not a pimp abra

I wish that desu would conquer the world sooner

Granted but im the king and you have to pleasure me every waking moment of your life.

I wish I could hasv desu aiz

ok but desu means "I'm GAY"

I wish I was a girlie just like my dear Momma

Wish granted.. But you are starting out with your period..

I wish my bf would wear a party hat on his second head.

Ok but his second head has brain damage.
I wish castlevania bloodlines was released on the vc already.

OK, but it costs 1000 dollars (not wii points) to play it for twelve seconds
I wish Chuck Norris was dead.

Ok but he comes back as an even stronger undead.

I wish I had a witch for a pet.

but it turns you into a cat

I wish a winner was me

A winner…IS ME!
I wish the KYM Live didn't lag so much.

Granted but it shuts down do to innactive players who previously quit due to the lag.

I wish System requirements were a thing of the past.

ok but in the future they comeback

I wish corn had no cobb

Granted but it isnt juicey and is instead a type of gritz.

I wish coccaine wasnt deadly.