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You get your klondike bar but it is poisined

I wish I could

But you can't.

I wish Rafevl didn't impersonate everybody.

Granted, he doesn't impersonate everybody, just TORENOROSE.

I wish that a space elevator would be built, so humanity could roam the stars.

but it would fall over
i wish i could be invisibel

Then a Pyro would come along and spycheck you.

I wish I had a Time Machine.

It sends you back to 1885 and breaks.
I wish that we knew more about BioShock 4.

Then that would spoil the Suprise.

I wish Age of Empires 4 would come out soon.

Ok, but it'll only come out on Game Boy Color.

I wish I could stay up late every night.

But you can't.

I wish Skies of Arcadia was more popular.

It becomes a media whore

I wish I had a cookie

It's a lie.

I wish I had a cat as happy as Happycat.

Ok, but he gets sexually molested and ends up in shock because of it.

I wish I had a puppy/

It's an ugly puppy…

I wish my toes had toes!

Okay, but you're an outcast now.

I wish I had a Crowbar that I could whack Aliens with.

You are not Gordon Freeman

I wish I had less acne…

Ok, but now you have no skin.
I wish that /b/ was good again.

It is not fun anymore…

I wish my farts smelled nice…

Now it hurst for you too fart.

I wish I had a Fish.

All fish died do to the oil spill.

I fish I had a wish.

You fished out a shark alongside your wish.
I wish that Uncyclopedia had no n00bs.

Granted, it only has regular noobs instead of n00bs.

I wish that I had an unlimited supply of Bottlecaps.

You suffocate in the mass of bottlecaps, though.

I wish 42 was recognised everywhere as the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Nobody actually knows why…

I wish I was English…

You are now a Britball.

I wish Polandball was a widely known webcomic, instead of just /int/, here and ED's areas.

Granted, but then newfags ruin it.

I wish that I always had some epic background music playing around me.

It is always Rick Astley

I wish I had a smaller head…

Ok, but the epic music is a mess of 8-bit chaos.
I wish that Fred Fuchs would make more games.

Try this Abra. But, you're now a ⑨-Ball.

I wish I could download a .rar File.

you can, but the first one contains OVER 9000 viruses, and your computer asplode.

I wish… ……

…Good luck corrupting THAT.

Okay, but that's now corrupted.

I wish I had an awesome Bowtie.

You have an awesome bowtie but you get mistaken for the Doctor and locked in the Pandorica.

I wish it was Saturday NOW!

Ok but on Friday your diagnosed with DIEEABEEETUS
I wish Half-life2 Episode 3 would have some information released :(

You get to use kittens as weapons

I want the devil to explode

The Beast explodes into flames…. but not for centuries to come.

I wish…

Wait, I don't wish for anything.

but you get everything! everything that's badddd!
I wish The kitten gun in Hl2:ep3 is awesome

Okay, but all the other guns suck.

I wish I had an original Wish to write here.

Granted, then the next day you return only to find it's now become the latest copypasta.
I wish I could fly.

Okay, but then everyone else gets an Anti-Aircraft gun and orders to shoot you down on sight.

I wish Demomen didn't destroy my sentries all the time.

ok but now scout harrass you while the sentries attack insects
I wish my internet wasn't so slow

Your internet is now incredibly fast, The first email you get says you just lost the game.

I wish for a idea for a wish.

But the idea you get for a wish is bad.

I wish I Spies didn't backstab me while I'm sniping.

Ok, but now you get backstabbed by medics.
I wish that Spies could backstab while invisible.

Okay, but now all classes are invunerable to backstabbing.

I wish the SMG had less of a kickback when you fired it.

Ok, but now you take damage while using it.
I wish headcrabs were less annoying.

They come less but now they cause cancer

I wish I was dickbutt

Okay, but dickbutt is now Vaginamouth.

I wish I could wish without it getting corrupted.

You wish but it never gets achieved.

I wish for a lolipop

Okay, but it's going to give you a heart attack.

I wish that I could get a pagebreak on this Thread.

But you don't.
I wish for a chocolate cake.

I wish for a 100 get.
And I still wish for chocolate cake.