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I wish for coffee.

(TWO PAGEBREAKS IN A ROW)

Ok, it makes you so hyper that it makes you divide by zero.
I wish that I didn't need sleep.

Okay, but you die.

I wish for another long rambling sentence about cats to be sent to me.

It was sent but never arrived

I wish for the ultimate meme combo

Ok, but all the memes were forced.

I wish for a manly moustache.

Ok but your a girl now.
I wish that the internet had moar furries

The internet is then incinerated to remove all the furries.

I wish that I had more shelf space in my room.

Ok but the shelfs all fall apart
I wish the interet didnt hate furries

Ok but then KYM explodes

I wish do more like.

Granted, but you are forced to always type in a grammatically correct format.

I wish I had bunk beds, think of all the activities I could do!

Granted, but when you sleep on the bottom bunk the top one collapses on top of you.

I wish Mechwarrior 5 would come out already.

Granted, but it has glitches, and the origional feel of the game is lost.

I wish NMH3 would come out for Wii.

Ok, but its made by LJN.
I wish for a KYM Pro Account.

Granted, but everyone else gets one too.

I wish that pigs could fly

Granted, but they rain shit.

I wish your avatar could be more sexier than it already is.

Granted, but wtf seriously?

IDK my BFF jill?

Turns out to be the main enemy of your current situation and killer of your family.

I wish my dad diddnt die :/

granted, he's now a zombie

i wish to have the world in the palm of my hand

Granted but your not god so u suffocate

I wish I could marry an 18 year old.

granted, it's a dude

I wish had a trap detector.

but then there whole existence will be pointless
i wish i had a lemonade

Granted, but its piss.

I wish I could have done more like when I broke into that licka stowe.

Ok but you got arrested.
I wished I was a furrie that cant be killed

okay, but then people would burn you even more until you no longer are a fury
i wish i had photoshop

Ok but Photoshop is now ms paint
I wish I had a life

alright, but then your anne frank(she didn't last long)
i wish i had a clockwork orange on dvd. and it be in english. and not scratched. and not edited in anyway.
try to corrupt it now

Okay, but your dvd player instantly scratches it beyond repair.

I wish that memes were even more awesome.

but then the media would find out about it and then little brats are overusing it causing it to die.
i wish i could give chris the pimp abra 9001 internetz!

Ok but he gets a virus.
I wish I was a vampire hunter.

granted, but you move to soviet russia and vampire hunt you

I wish i had moar desu

I wish that i could think of a wish

Ok but it gets corrupted
I wish for nothing

You get nothing, because that is reverse psychology!
I wish I could remember anything.

Wish granted, but you remember so many things, that you go insane from all the mental images at once.

I wish one of my memes was confirmed.

Granted but its forced and every1 think you a faggot.

I wish this was a woman

So I could hit it from the front for 1nce.

granted, but in the middle of it, she turns back in to a trap.

i wish kym didn't lock treads that turn into DESU threads.

alright, but then, DESU
i wish i this thread had more DESU!!!!1

granted, BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

I wish for more people to be on KYM

And then the "search for advert account" in the "Site related" have a field day

I wish Jamie Dubs didn't leave KYM ;_;

Ok but he shuts down the site

I wish I were a better man.

Granted, but one day while driving to the store, a Russian immigrant named Nico punches through your car window, drags you out and shoots you, then steals your car.

I wish we could respawn.

K but you get spawn camped

I wish I could fuck Mr. T in the ass.

Chuck Norris comes and kicks your ass.
I wish for breakfast.

Okay, but it's just crappy oatmeal.

I wish I had 23 cents.

ok but it's from mexico and worthless

I wish that there were no traps.

OK, but there are now viruses

I wish for doo doo

Granted,but it all has "Ood ood" written on it,as a result people start calling "doo doo" "ood ood" and eventually the term "doo doo" is stripped from everyones memory.

I wish my bearded dragon would stop looking at me as if it was going to kill me.

Ok but it fucks your turtle.

I wish I could ripp my own head off.

ok, but you still die.

I wish pokemon was real.

Ok, but GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

I wish Moargun was still around.