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(That video makes me wonder what would happen if you made your own version of LSD Dream Emulator. Because it feels like something from that game, but STALKER-themed.)
(I feel that surrealist / absurdist comedy to be one of my strong suits, as most of my projects tend to end up feeling like a bad trip anyway once I get to the end of them.)
Kommando_Kaijin wrote:
(Are you forgetting how drawn animation works?)
(That would mean I have to draw it 2-24 times in a row, slightly different each time.)
(Thankfully, I'm not exactly working on a Height Chart right now. I'll probably make an actual illustration after I'm done.)
(You could just make it shake violently or spin rapidly instead. If you started doing proper animations, then that would mean I'd actually have to start trying again đš)
(I guess what I'm saying is that it might help to come up with something that gives you a little bit of urgency to encourage you to work on something.)
(Like, because I'm mostly doing sound design at the moment, I was able to turn a brain fart I had an hour ago into reality, because I didn't want the idea to slip away.)
(Sometimes you've just got to seize the moment instead of putting it on the backburner with everything else.)
(King once more with the flawless space lesbian shitposts)
(Wonder if he's tried Crow Country?)
Quiet_boi wrote:
(King once more with the flawless space lesbian shitposts)
(Wonder if he's tried Crow Country?)
(I've watched Manly Badass Hero's LP of it.)
(It's an interesting game, but it came across as being far, far too easy to be a survival horror game. I'd say it's more like the original RE4 and is just a spooky action adventure game with the amount of ammo and health that is just lying around everywhere with an infinite amount of pistol ammo just lying in the boot of your car which you can access at anytime outside of boss arenas.)
(at least check out the story, those are shenanigans that are worth seeing)
(I was thinking of designing some Shirleyist plasma weapons and an explanation as to why they look radically different to Shitbot plasma weapons.)
(My idea was that Shitbot plasma weapons work by venting partially ionized plasma from the magazine into the bulb and then rapidly heating it and magnetically charging it with the bulb's filament, making the plasma fully ionized and then expelling it through the lens on the front with magnets, focusing it into either a projectile or beam and the projectile's own magnetic field maintains it's cohesion temporarily, which is why plasma projectiles fizzle out of existence over relatively short distances. Also, Shitbot plasma is neon-mint green because it contains mercury and copper.)
(But Shirleyist plasma weapons work by having an internal chamber filled a mixture of inert gasses that's then charged and ionized by a laser and a Tesla coil and then forced through the barrel by magnets and is formed into longer, bolt-like projectiles that aren't as explosive as the Shitbot plasma projectiles, but move faster and farther and have better penetration. Kind of in between Shitbot plasma (all blast, poor penetration) and Shitbot Phlogiston projectiles (all penetration, poor blast) in terms of performance. Also Shirleyist plasma contains Argon and Aluminum, giving it a violet-purple color.)
(I want different factions' weapons to be different but similar. Soup King seems to be found of wacky & chaotic short-range & melee stuff, which I think is a good contrast to my strong preference for the relatively uncomplicated strategy of "shoot them from as far away as possible with as big of a gun as possible." I mean, it's even reflected in my two favorite melee weapons being the Halberd and longer, more Meteor-Hammer-like Flails that basically keep the user as far from their opponents as possible.)
>at least check out the story, those are shenanigans that are worth seeing
I'll be honest, although the premise of the story was very interesting and original, I found it really unbelievable because these have to be the most stupid time travellers in all of fiction.
Like, you have this incredibly sensitive and complex machine, and you are telling me that the antennas made out of solid gold and copper, two very soft and weak metals, have no protection from the elements or outside interference (e.g, some dude just mining the literal tonnes for pure, refined precious metals just sitting there.)?
And these antennas apparently have no way of relaying back any damage they have received, despite that being the primary job of an antenna, back to the guys in the future to let them know that it has been damaged and jumping through the portal will turn you into a mentally-retarded slop fiend?
And on top of all of this, what would they have achieved if the Crow family never found them and damaged the portal?
These time travellers, in all of their infinite wisdom, have decided that the best way to get a message back to the past was to emerge a few miles below the surface of the earth in a random, uninhabited place, and then what?
It would have worked better if they were just inter-dimensional travellers instead, because then these gripes would have been understandable, as those two metals might be extremely common in their dimension and they would literally have no idea where they would pop out, but because they are time-travellers and clearly extremely advanced, it makes the whole fact seem incomprehensibly stupid because they should have known all of this beforehand and chose a better place to emerge.
I feel the choice was made purely so you could have a good or bad ending, which a creator shouldn't be forced to do.
>I was thinking of designing some Shirleyist plasma weapons and an explanation as to why they look radically different to Shitbot plasma weapons.
(This does sound like a really cool idea to help distinguish between the two factions in a fire fight, as they tend to be quite similar in the range department for the most part.)
(In my mind, the effects Shitbot Plasma weapons are the same as Covenant Plasma weapons in the Halo books, where a negligent discharge into the floor will melt your lower legs off and about three inches of concrete as it splashes on the ground.)
(I'm picturing the Shirleyist Plasma weapons as being more refined and more like the plasma rifles from Fallout.)
>I mean, it's even reflected in my two favorite melee weapons being the Halberd and longer, more Meteor-Hammer-like Flails that basically keep the user as far from their opponents as possible.
(Foolish heretic!)
(Clearly the patricians choice of melee weapons is the electrified brass knuckles, because if the enemy isn't getting a broken jaw, second degree burns and involuntarily making Murloc sounds when you punch them in the face, can you really say that you've hit them?)
(Backed-up by the Swiss Army knife of melee brawls, the folding steel chair, your pointy sticks and weaponised farming instruments will be parried away and you will get rushed down.)
(Unless we're formation fighting.)
(If we're doing that, then pointy sticks all the way.)
(In order to prevent this thread from dying, you should all tell me your favourite cream cheese and why it's Breton Garlic and Herb.)
(I swear, this is the second time you've tried to derail the thread to talk about about cheese.)
(Imagine derailing your own thread.)
(Imagine not having a deep love for cream cheese)
Kommando_Kaijin wrote:
(I swear, this is the second time you've tried to derail the thread to talk about about cheese.)
(It's my culture.)
(A fridge isn't full unless you have a minimum of three different cheeses in it for multiple occasions.)
(I have three separate blocks of cheese in my fridge but they are of the same kind)
(Off-topic but, since Soup King is our resident Dead Space nerd, I've got a major question about the Markers.)
(If the Marker signal affects all organic tissue in it's AOE, how come the trillions of bacteria living all over the Human body and also every surface hospitable to life doesn't automatically or quickly succumb to the Marker and try to kill/assimilate all the multicellular organisms in the area that take longer to be affected? Even if it only affects dead cells, there's still plenty of dead bacteria literally everywhere, there would very quickly be a giant Necromorph bacteria blob squishing down through the hallways gobbling up everything that hasn't been turned yet.)
(I understand why from a story and gameplay perspective it doesn't, because everyone instantly getting killed by a sudden bacterial revolt would be a pretty lame game/story, but from a lore standpoint, why doesn't the Marker signal immediately make all the gut bacteria automatically perform a pro-gamer move and stop breaking down your food and bodily waste, start trying to kill the Human body and combine to form a Necromorph inside your colon?)
(Haven't played the games, so if it's explained somewhere in-game, cool, but all I can find on this online is other people asking why this doesn't happen.)
Kommando_Kaijin wrote:
(Off-topic but, since Soup King is our resident Dead Space nerd, I've got a major question about the Markers.)
(If the Marker signal affects all organic tissue in it's AOE, how come the trillions of bacteria living all over the Human body and also every surface hospitable to life doesn't automatically or quickly succumb to the Marker and try to kill/assimilate all the multicellular organisms in the area that take longer to be affected? Even if it only affects dead cells, there's still plenty of dead bacteria literally everywhere, there would very quickly be a giant Necromorph bacteria blob squishing down through the hallways gobbling up everything that hasn't been turned yet.)
(I understand why from a story and gameplay perspective it doesn't, because everyone instantly getting killed by a sudden bacterial revolt would be a pretty lame game/story, but from a lore standpoint, why doesn't the Marker signal immediately make all the gut bacteria automatically perform a pro-gamer move and stop breaking down your food and bodily waste, start trying to kill the Human body and combine to form a Necromorph inside your colon?)
(Haven't played the games, so if it's explained somewhere in-game, cool, but all I can find on this online is other people asking why this doesn't happen.)
(It does, and that's what the biomass that lines the halls and blocks the doorways is made off)
(Most of the lore comes from the OG Dead Space in audio logs that didn't carry over into the Remake as far as I'm aware.)
(The engineers of the Ishimura and on Aegis VII had to keep cleaning it out of the vents and machinery to stop it causing mechanical breakdowns.)
(It's just a very slow process and it is actively being fought against by your bodies own immune system, as well as all the other bacteria in the area as well. The only time rapid transformation occurs is when an Infector deposits a large amount of Necromorph Bacteria directly into a corpse which overruns all of the other bacteria inside of it and takes over.)
>why doesn't the Marker signal immediately make all the gut bacteria automatically perform a pro-gamer move and stop breaking down your food and bodily waste, start trying to kill the Human body and combine to form a Necromorph inside your colon?
(This is exactly what happened to the Feeder Necromorphs in Dead Space 3. They were starving SCAF soldiers that tried to eat Necromorphs and it killed their entire digestive tract and then proceeded to transform them from the inside out, with them being driven insane from starving beyond the point of death, but being able to biologically die as they were half necromorph at this point.)
(It's possible they still have some cognitive function, as they seem to be the only Necromorph that eats instead of just tearing things to pieces and leaving the remains scattered around the floor.)
>Even if it only affects dead cells, there's still plenty of dead bacteria literally everywhere, there would very quickly be a giant Necromorph bacteria blob squishing down through the hallways gobbling up everything that hasn't been turned yet.
(There was something like that in one of the books that just acted as a slime that slid through corridors eating everything, including other necromorphs, it came in contact with.)
(In game, this is what those giant tentacles and blob bosses are made from.)
Quiet_boi wrote:
(I have three separate blocks of cheese in my fridge but they are of the same kind)
(My levels of disappointment or admiration will depend on which cheese you have.)
(I hope it's not 3 1kg blocks of mild cheddar.)
(Go figure, the books 75% of people aren't going to read answer the question.)
(Oh, I just remembered: One of the Elemental Powers I listed a while was Bacteria.)
(Meaning someone with Bacteria Z could actually just use their powers to launch a microbiota coup-d'etat against a person. Imagine watching someone get immediately digested inside-out by their own gut flora until there's nothing but a puddle of biofilm with assorted globs of bacterial colonies in it.)
(Huh, I guess this wasn't as off-topic as I initially thought.)
>Go figure, the books 75% of people aren't going to read answer the question.
(Ironically, they just straight up tell you this in the first game. First time with a audio log that is sitting in plain sight, glowing like the sun, in a place where you have to travel through, and secondly as your about to fight the first boss, Kendra calls you over the phone and tells you this as well.)
(I can't recall if the doctor tells you this in the Remake or not.)
>Imagine watching someone get immediately digested inside-out by their own gut flora until there's nothing but a puddle of biofilm with assorted globs of bacterial colonies in it.
(A more interesting application to me is that you could potentially use this to clone anything organic and getting the bacteria to form together in a rough proximity of it.)
(You could use it to make spies that would be very hard to detect unless you put them under a microscope and if they get caught, they can just break themselves down and return to their base colonies.)
(Or you could have them digest organic matter into Hydrogen, contain it inside an airtight biofilm at an internal pressure higher than atmospheric pressure and you've got an all-organic incendiary tripmine.)
(Archaea could do something similar with Methane.)
(Do Shitbots dream of riveted hull sheep?)
(I like to think there's only two toughts on an average shitbot's mind, the Holey One and cheese)
Nobody:
Shitbots:
(Status Update: I have finished one tiny measly Height Chart, which is only a small part of a much larger Height Chart. Only I-Lost-Count Left to go!)
(Now to figure something out for Halloween and also figure out where on Earth Soup King went so I can force him to watch terrible B-Movies synchronized to Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of The Moon album until he capitulates to my demands of American English being the definitive form of the English Language.)
(âŠElectric Torch my ass, it's not even on fire!)
(I'm unironically planning on creating my own analogue horror series, but that will probably be done in November when I have a lot of time free.)
(Since Dark Side of the Moon is an album by an English Prog-Rock band, the only way you can change my mind about the superior version of English would be if you could somehow synch up SLAXX to Dire Straits Walk of Life, Bruce Springsteen's Dancing in the Dark and other American funk classics.)
(Not only would it convince me that American English is the best form of English, but I reckon such a masterpiece could easily get people to vote for you as president, give you a leading share in all major corporations and allow you to be the deciding factor of who lives and who dies in the grand arena known as a waffle house car park.)
>I like to think there's only two thoughts on an average shitbot's mind, the Holey One and cheese
(This is mostly correct. the only over thing they hear is the blissful sound of white noise blaring at 120dbl occasionally broken up by random radio stations because having an aerial is a massive fashion faux-pas and makes you look incredibly old-fashioned.)
>Do Shitbots dream of riveted hull sheep?
(We're not primitive savages, you know.)
(We dream of cast hull sheeps with neon connecting joints.)
Was Akhenaten the OG Circle Cultist?
We just know Kaijin would argue in favor.
In other news, my angelâs class is âĂbercharged Orb of Hyperdeath and First Guardianâ
I learned a new summon: I can now summon the Handmaid from Homestuck.
IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: BREAK GLASS
She knows how to destroy any doomed timeline, in case this thread ever gets too off-the-rails again.
Think of it this way: we just got a witch for Halloween.
(I mean, to be technical it really depends on what we mean by "Magic" like, how does it work? Are we going by Harry Potter rules and there's just people that are inherently magical and are going to use magic anyways since it's basically an extension of their body? Or are we using a magic system where everybody can use magic without having to have magic in their bloodline or anything like that? I mean, I agree with the statement, but only in the same vein that the arguments against washing your clothes on a Tuesday also don't apply to buying penny stocks through the Internet.)
1.Draw three circles to form a color wheel.
2.Choose one or more shades to make your color.
3.Use alchemy to improve weapons and whatnot.
4.Repeat.
The clergy build is an interesting one:
This class has very high spiritual power stats, but was given the hypocrisy debuff by the devs.
- TierCrew
>Was Akhenaten the OG Circle Cultist?
(I think sun worship precedes him by some bit, definitely older than Shirley worship though.)
>I mean, to be technical it really depends on what we mean by "Magic" like, how does it work?
(I often ascribe magic to being a kind of science, because I have yet to meet a spell or magical being whose performance could not be improved by threatening to beat them savagely with a hammer.)
(Oh, I made a cursed disco for Spooktober this year because it seemed like a fun thing to do for testing out a more long-form video.)
olors64 wrote:
We just know Kaijin would argue in favor.
In other news, my angelâs class is âĂbercharged Orb of Hyperdeath and First Guardianâ
I learned a new summon: I can now summon the Handmaid from Homestuck.IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: BREAK GLASS
She knows how to destroy any doomed timeline, in case this thread ever gets too off-the-rails again.
Think of it this way: we just got a witch for Halloween.
>COLORING RUBRIC: TARDIGRADE TONGUE
The tardigrades make quick work of the language barrier while keeping the glass intact.
>olors: be future AA
You are now future aa. Outside of the glass. In the past.
>ENTER NAME
Your name is DAMARA MEGIDO.
You are one of the most powerful magic users in this world. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, temporal. It is an unseasonably warm autumn evening. You are feeling particularly pissed off tonight.
What will you do?
>Future AA: Retrieve wands from the past.
Your wands are in the present, dumbglobes!
>Future AA: Retrieve your grimoire, there are Undefinables to be slain!
You are quite positive there has never been a grimoire in your weapons slots, and never will be. Frankly, the notion strikes you as idiotic and quite silly.
>Present AA: Break through glass with fist.
That was incredibly stupid of you. Great, now your hand is broken from the punch. I hope you're happy.
The angel dutifully restores your hand.
>Future AA: Break glass to free present AA.
You just decide to use a lightning spell to pry open the door. You wonder why you didn't try that sooner.
>Present AA: Become Future AA.
A bunch of stuff happens that we already saw.
>Damara: Explore cult city.
You get bored and go back to the Circle Cult Church.
>Damara: trolors the angel.
No matter how hard the tardigrades tried, that pun didnât work in English.
Hello?
hello orb guy
i escaped
Good. That means you passed the test.
the what now
Come on, we both knew you would eventually escape.
that was too easy. try something harder and tighter
Tighter as in more confined?
How are you this good at messing up the translation sounds?
it takes practice. the key is to be as unabashedly derogatory as possible.
it even works on my friends
Huh. InterestingâŠ
there is one person who perfected my sentences. he can even blast off like you
Whatâs his name?
peter pan
Youâre kidding me.
the talkers are joking with you. i meant the rouge of breasts
Okay something is seriously wrong
You arenât making any sense.
he can summon monsters. a summon her if you will.
The Summoner?
yes
Like, from Terraria?
wrong game
Which game?
fiddle spawn
Pokémon
Oh, of course! Duh!
summoner from pocket monsters
That sounds really useful.
we could invite him
ill see
Hm. A summonerâŠ
AA: i cast: Face Reveal!
Be not afraid.
It is I, the angel.
AA: uh holy shit
AA: you're a First Guardian.
AA: no wonder why you were able to save me
That is correct. I am a First Guardian.
But I'm the guardian of Universe F.
Which neither of us are in right now.
AA: at least your powers seem to work
Not all of them.
Some are missing.
Many of th em became corrupte d over time.
But if you're wondering if I'm okay, yes I am.
AA: thats good
AA: it would be bad for me if you died
AA: i'd lose access to this world
AA: and you would lose access to your life subscription.
You do realize I have the power to manipulate karma, right?
I'll be fine.
And you'll be fine, too.
so
whats with the golden psychic effect?
Oh, that.
That's the Holey One, the deity that the Circle Cult worships.
The Circle is very shy, and refuses to talk to strangers. Sorry.
i want to join
please please please
I'll send in a good word.
yay â (i_i) â
Did you
Just try to emote with your ram-shaped horns?
affirmative â._.ÂŹ
that works
That's the best the tardigrades can manage.
Good luck on the cult application!
whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. story of handmaids tale
you read that story?
olors
whatâŠ
i am the handmaids tale
wow, really?
huh
you dont sound surprised
because itâs kind of obvious, when you think about it
if its so obvious, then why did you choose to save me?
there was nothing you could do to stop it
and that universe was knocking on deaths door anyway
becauseâŠ
Because I can.
I mean, think about it.
Did you really expect me to just float there and watch you suffer?
When I had already planned to save you?
im gonna have to take some time to process this
could you justâŠ
sort of, punt me into next weekâŠ
with cans?
Yes, but only if you promise to never use punt and cans in the same sentence again.
no promises. fingers crossed
That was a joke. Here, say ha.
ha
Now say ha again.
hah
LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER
Incorrect.
See you soon!
>Future AA: Be present AA
The Angel punches you into next week.
Today is now Halloween, youâre favorite time of the year, since itâs a lot easier for you to blend in with the humans. If you wander far enough around, you may even get some treats. If not, then you have plenty of tricks up your sleeve.
Itâs going to be a long night.
>Future Damara: Return to the past.
You return to the past. Which is currently the present moment.
im back
it took five days for them to process my application
but im now a full member
Five days!? Normally, it only takes three days at the slowest.
Now Iâm worried. I think that, by the time Halloween arrived in the future, the librarian became jealous of you.
the librarian?
oh yeah, her.
what was her problem?
I already told you.
oh yeah
so, what kind of powers do you have
Itâs really complicated and no one seems to understand.
I have these color modes where different colors give me different abilities.
sounds familiar
Oh ok. FINALLY someone else understands my powers!
you remind me of my old boss
except not evil
Thatâs pretty funny.
You should try to travel through history and observe my history with the Circle Cult.
Who knows? Your future history-faring self might have been the reason I joined the cult in the first place.
casual spoilers
This is all speculation.
no, that feels like something i would make people do
Oh
Sorry.
You can catch up to me after you travel through history up to the present moment.
Goodbye!
goodbye, olors
>AA: go to the past
She leaves the present.
>Angel: Check savestates.
The angel makes a savestate in the present. Looks like all your other saves are still there.
>Angel: Reload test save.
Reload failed.
The Angel tries and tries again. No matter how much he wants to, the Load feature cannot work.
But then he realized.
The angel no longer has the highest determination of this dimension.
The Handmaid does!
Iâm just like Flowey for real.
(Soup King and Kaijin can now play as âïž The Handmaid!)
Minecraft seed worldgen. (In case the image gets lost.)
(The image was then immediately lost.)
The CoC librarian looks at the Handmaidâs application. She does meet many of the requirements, and her skillset is in high demand, since the only other person she knows that has time powers is the Angel.
Speaking of whom, the Angel is listed as one of her references. Why would he want her to join, the librarian wonders.
The librarian decides to do the mature thing and ask the Angel why he chose to recommend her.
Iâm relieved you asked, actually.
âBut why her? Sheâs clearly not going to get along with the other members.â
The shitbots will help out on that front. Knowing them, they might even be amused by her enrollment.
âAnd? How about her time traveling abilities? Last I checked, I donât think the city has a time police.â
But since you told me, that means the time police would be founded in the future and get posted across various checkpoints throughout the timeline, making it so they already exist.
âI⊠yeah, that sounds about right.â
âJust make sure you remember to get that started. Donât want to cause a time paradox or anything.â
Of course.
âAlso, why are key details about her missing, like birthday or home address?â
Damara was born in a different universe.
As someone who also isnât native to this dimension, I understand how finding details like that can get tricky.
âI see, I see.â
âI guess the main reason why she rubs me the wrong wayâŠâ
phrasing
âDid you say something?â
Nevermind. Continue.
âThe problem I have with her, is that she reminds me of the soldiers from the rival organization, the Shirleyists.â
âIn fact, Iâm surprised she didnât join them!â
If I wasnât the one to save her from her original universe, she most likely would have joined them if she arrived here via some other means.
If I had to guess, the Handmaid seems to feel indebted to me.
Like she has to follow me to keep her end of the bargain.
Throughout my travels, I had encountered many beings who share that mindset.
âWell, Iâm glad you talked to me.â
âI need some time to think about all this.â
âSee you later!â
Goodbye.
âOh, wait! Thereâs something I forgot to ask you!â
Yes? What is it?
âYouâre not gonna let her join the Inner Circle, right?â
What? No! I donât trust her! Weâve seen what sheâs like. She canât handle the kind of power we can handle.
The whole reason I saved her was to not let her be the one to ruin her universeâs history.
âŠ
Does that clear things up?
âYes it does. Thank you for clarifying.â
Youâre welcome.
>Past Damara: Get sent to next week
You get sent from last week to next week, which is to say, you end up in this week currently.
A Circle Cultist notices that you are outside the CoC, even though you are very clearly inside.
The cultist dials BADTIME on the phone.
âHello, this is the time police. When are you?â
âHalloween 2024, afternoon. Someone we recognize is both outside and inside. Sheâs got yellowish eyes, candy corn-like horns. Grey complexion.â
âAre you sure this individual isnât in costume? We get a lot of thoseâŠâ
âNo, no! Sheâs the real deal!â
âYou donât sayâŠâ
âWe, er- I DO say! The one outside is past her, while the one inside is future her!â
âWell it doesnât sound like sheâs breaking any time laws and that she just made a wrong turn. We can help get her back to the correct point in the timeline and get things sorted out. Good as new-- complete. Good as complete.â
âPast her didnât get hired by us, but present her did.â
âDonât you worry. Weâll send her back, safe and sound. Or rather, as safe as current her is.â
âAlright, bye!â
The cultist hangs up. It seems that you lost track of her.
Unbeknownst to you, she just teleported behind you.
AA: nothin personnel, kidd.
You are now Damara.
You just knocked someone unconscious. Serves them right for trying to snitch.
What will you do?
>AA: Explore factory complex.
You explore the cityâs industrial district. There seem to be a lot of military equipment being produced around here. You couldnât find any multi-wheeled devices shipping them to other cities though. StrangeâŠ
>Damara: Time Travel
You remember to change the settings to "Read-Only" before you REVERSE. The last thing you want is people getting on your case for going on a trip that you could always return from at the exact time they want you to. That way, everyone wins!
Going back a few months, you discover the Gamesphere, which you hope is still in stock during the present.
Near the end of last year, you notice an angry mob outside the CoC that the Angel quells. Curious, it seems like the Angel has been protecting this organization for a long time now.
Apparently, the mob came from a rival cult which preached four spatial dimensions. the fools, you think to yourself. it is clear that the fourth dimension is time.
You note some interesting observations:
You recognize this to be some sort of depiction of Kommando Kaijin and Soup King duking it out. The Angel did remind you of their bitter rivalry, but what you found surprising was how far back their's went, and just how powerful their influence is over this reality.
These are two individuals you have yet to meet. You suppose that these are members of the same cult. The title reads "Quiet_Boi and Sam"
This must be one of the Undefinables. She looks especially angry. Could this have been the foe that challenged the Angel? You would love to introduce her to your MAGIC NEEDLES so you can enjoy a nice cup of TECHNICOLOR PLASMA together. In a way, she reminds you of your own firebrand personality.
Apparently, the reason the Angel can sustain himself outside of his native dimension is due to the Holey One.
Looks like this Undefinable champion's name is BlĂŒtgrindor. They seem to be afraid of her⊠How you wish you could know her world, how she commands respect through fear-- oops, you almost got distracted again.
In the summer of last year, there was apparently some kind of assassination plot going on. You gathered that the shitbots, loyal to the Circle, are referred to by number. They sort of remind you of The Felt in this regard, except these guys are smarter and have less emotions. But to be fair, that says more about The Felt than it does about the shitbots.
You rewind to early last year. It turns out that Sam, and by association Quiet_Boi, are part of the CoC. Your current guess is that Sam is the priestess. Oh wait, it turns out that this organization can accept multiple priestesses. Nevermind.
The UDAOists, a cult based on right-angled practice, attempted to divide the Circle Cult. It was unsuccessful. You don't care.
The Librarian⊠she reached great heights within the cult not that long before you joined. Which is why you have to get past her in order to join. What is her deal, anyway? And did this organization always have an "Inner Circle"? You doubt it.
angel's face is new information. interesting. You guess the wings were artifacts from a previous life. Or perhaps, lives.
You finally found it. The world map. (LINK)
There they are, the Church of Shirley, and the CoC complex. You recall those factories, used to supply them in their ongoing feud. Oh yeah, it's all coming together.
You return to when you last left off, exactly when you're supposed to return. You decide it would be for the best that you wrap it up and catch up with the selves you've yet to become so you can continue solo until further notice.
>AA: Commune with Angel.
Hello.
sup
How was the trip?
so you were in perpetual, futile conflict.
Yes.
let me kill them.
Wait, what?
so we can end this once and for all.
You do realize that would upset the balance of power, right?
im restoring it.
Then again, I also have the power to shake things up.
but youre not going to.
thats what makes us different. you and i.
we both want change. i have action. you have words.
That, that does make senseâŠ
so let me kill them.
Right now?
its now or never, olors
take them on when they least expect it.
Who exactly are you referring to?
the people fueling this conflict.
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
ill narrow them down.
No no no. This is too much.
im going to restore the timeline.
You JUST entered this universe, and you're already planning on making sweeping changes.
sweeps are only two years and a sixth. i can cause things to happen within shorter timescales.
much shorter timescales.
But can you please wait for everyone else to catch up?
yes. okay. fine.
Thank you.
I'll see you later. When you're ready.
goodbye.