So, I've come up with a somewhat dumb idea.
Why don't we all pretend to be one of my Shitbots for Halloween?
It's a fairly simple process to become a Shitbot:
Replace your profile pic with the original image or you can assemble your very own custom shit bot using these dissambled parts.
Change your name to "Number (random number of your choice)".
When communicating with people whilst roleplaying as a shitbot, the key is to always be fiercely friendly, eternally optimistic and slightly deranged.
"Although my house has burned down, I've gained a wonderful avant-garde gazebo."
"Hello Mr Horse, how are you today?"
"You would like to eat this carrot, but your teeth are aching too much for you to chew?"
"Don't worry, I can fix that!"
(Proceeds to beat the carrot into a pulp on the nearest tree and feeding the horse whatever remains.)
"Do you see those two houses over there? Mine's the one in the middle!"
And that's all there really is too it.
If you guys have any questions, or need any help, let me know and I'll see what I can do to assist.
We'll assemble on the 1st October and go from there.