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An official message from his Holiness, Rivãlsò Anòro the Great, messenger of Zçùla, monarch to the Blessed Empire of Giozzario, Papal leader of the one true faith, and representative of the HAZE
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It seems that our religious crusade in the name of Zçùla has been a success. Zçùla does not appreciate heathens, and it is our holy mission to convert them. We have come to the conclusion that sending missionaries does not do the job adequately, so the members of HAZE have decided to claim the Americas for Zçùla. It is a shame that Gueyllano and Lakota had to fall in violent conquest, but it was neccessary. We realized taking the Xanthos colonies would be impossible without an invasion of their motherland, so it was done.
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While I can understand the other nations of the world becoming nervous and anticipating war with us, I can speak on behalf of the nations of HAZE, that we will not be targeting the following empires: Deisa, Sweetieopia, Hephaestus, Yudea, or Equestria (if they adopt our calander).
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Bythia and Tita: be warned, accept Zçùla or face the same fate as Xanthos and Gueyllano. Do not take this message lightly either, the 4 nations of the HAZE (Giozzario, Borgia, Medicea, and the USA), combined are an unstoppable alliance. We are all world powers, have impressive militaries, and are guided by the Almighty, one true God, Zçùla.

To all people friendly to the Kingdom of Yudea:

Help us.
The Hephaestan invasion has come as a shock upon our citizenry, and although we have a decent army, we cannot fight them alone. If you are aware of our plight, please have mercy on us. Send your armies to fight this menace, or at least aid to help our people. Whatever your answer may be, we hope it is one of benevolence.

As long as God is on our side, we shall fight to the last breath!
L'Chaim! Qapla!

Official Statement by the Government of Hephaestus

Being a Nation with a large population of Zçùla followers, we're more than willing to sign a non-aggression pact with HAZE. Being Capitalists, we seek only to trade with you and hope that Hephaestus and HAZE can exist in peace.

As Giozzario is only one member of the HAZE alliance, I cannot make a deal on behalf of the other 3 members, but I vote in favor of a non- aggression pact with Hephaestus. I'm too lazy to PM the other members, so Mr. Biscuits, RocketPropelledPanda and Kokuu, just leave a vote here. If at least two other members vote yes, then we have a deal.

Official word from the Lakotans in hiding:

If those invading countries would cease the bloodshed and allow the people to keep their views on equality, the Lakotans would willingly convert to the Zçùlan faith. The conversion to Salakanism did not go as originally planned, and having one single religion throughout the (former) Lakotan areas would help establish equality amongst the people in the region.

Of course, the Lakotan people will not be swayed very easily. Some of them will probably be willing to fight to the death.

If this war on the native tribes does not stop, we shall be forced to make the Epic Defensive Maneuver.

Excellent! We'll also be adopting your Calendar during the next turn (I've already submitted my PM for this turn and I don't like to resend PMs) due to the fact that sharing a Calendar with other World Powers will help our Economy.

Though I'm not technically one of the nations that invaded you, I am in an alliance with them, and this my advice to your refugees and survivors: Lakota is assimilated, and there is no chance that you'd ever take back your land through violent means. I suggest, as a 3rd, only somewhat biased party, that your citizens accept the new rule in the area, convert to Zçùlanism, and make productive lives as citizens of either Medicea or Borgia. I also suggest to my HAZE partners to set up reservations for the Lakotan people who refuse to join advanced society. But, alas, I'm afraid that it seems DarkErmac has been defeated from the Forum RP, and he can either make his last move to kill his people off by continuing resistance, or let them live integrated with the people from the Medicean/ Borg empires.

Hmm…

I'm going to see how long I can last in exile.

My people can choose to convert if they wish, but the most devoted members are still hiding away.

I have sent my next turn already. If it's accepted, it will become harder to defeat me.

I would love to have yet another exceptionally formidable ally in the HAZE union and I second you being accepted.

I am ok with that (Borgia).

In that case, let it be known to all 3rd party nations that a formal Non-aAggression pact is signed by representatives of HAZE and Hephaestus, bringing in a new era of friendship and cooperation between the Eastern world power, and the Holy Alliance of Zçùlan Empires.

What countries are actually attacking me, apart from Giozzario and Borg?

I never attacked you. I just put an embargo on you.

Official Message from the ruler of Tita

I wish not to face war, but I also do not wish to blindly follow any religion, as I feel it blinds my civilians of the world around us.
This doesn't mean that I'm unprepared for war though, so be warned. Borg has already attacked me, so they will be dealt with in hopefully effective ways.

You touch Borg and you will have basically violated all of HAZE, so you have 3 choices, give up and join us, sit back and let us kill you, or be bothersome and attempt to survive but in the end still die.
I would prefer you pick 1 or 2.
 
It would be a lie if I said I wished you luck.

Am I able to sign a non-aggression pact and not follow your religion?

I personally don't care, ask Nick Estbosco, he is the guy who started the religion. I'm just the one who started the war.

I second RocketPropelledPanda. Borgia is a member of the HAZE, the worlds biggest alliance, made of 4 world powers. Considering a major provision of this alliance is a defensive pact, stating we will invade any attacker of any member, I wouldn't consider an assault on Borgia if I were you. As far as a non- aggression pact goes, if you don't convert, Giozzario refuses to vote in favor. The other members may vote as they wish.

I vote that since you say no, if he doesn't reconsider, we should just hand his ass to him, eat his crops and livestock, destroy his buildings, and take his wenches in the name of religion and happiness and love and rainbows and friendship and ponies and sparklez.

Not my wenches!
I will be willing to sign your non-aggression pact.

Well, that sounds a bit un- Zçùlan like, but it's true that he has limited choices. HAZE is starting to play this world like a fiddle, and I'd hate for more innocents to die, but the will of Zçùla must be done.

I agree that I was being melodramatic, but I was also mixing in sarcasm, anyways, I guess we have him in HAZE now?

Yes, I have signed your non-aggression pact for the safety of my people and the sake of peace. Zçùla is recognized as a religion, but it's the population's decision whether or not they will follow it.

It depends on if the citizens convert. If not, then he absolutely will not be in an alliance made of Zçùlan nations. I will not sign a non- aggression pact. He's either in HAZE, or an enemy. Zçùla will not settle for anything in between. Hephaestus is an exception because of the large amounts of believers in Zçùla there, and their prominence in the world market.

Okay then, HAZE will just sit here and prod our weaponry at his citizens craniums and let them decide for themselves what to do, because our frightening presence definitely won't point them towards any specific direction.
 
I look forward to our alliance Phillip.

Churches will be erected. It will be taught in schools. It will be mentioned in the national anthem.

What more do you want?

Hmm, well I didn't think you'd really come around, but since you seem to finally want to join the winning side, we ask that you help us in our military conquests. I'll PM you specifics, if you agree… If you don't, we understand. But I'm not sure our guns do, if you catch my drift.

Also, if you recall from a stone-age turn weeks ago, Zçùlan churches are known as "ovi". Just putting that out there.

I just don't want innocent civilians to be slaughtered. This also means that I'm unable to start war, so the only option is to join you.

I agree.

So if we asked you to invade a certain nation with us, you'd proceed with us?

Inbox me, then I'll decide.

The Nation of Deisa has adopted Zçùla religion after evidence of corruption was found in regards to the leaders of the Deisan Religion.
We at Deisa hope for a peaceful future, one of trade and prosperity.

I hate you, Giozzario.

I want to be back. Hmph. I'm gonna get back at you. You'll see. Zcula will be no more. That devil of a god has forsaken our country. Alas. The magicians of Xanthos have departed somewhere. We will use witchcraft to defeat you and your god, Zcula.

Equestria so far has never had a war and we do not wish to start one. We as a nation will use your calendar under some conditions.
1. Your missionaries stay off of Equestria and never try to convert our citizens from Celestianism.
2. Your armies stay off of any land and sea under Equestrian control.

Official statements from His Holiness, Rivãlsò Anòro the Great, in response to other leaders' concerns

To the leader of the Deisan Empire and people, we are very pleased to hear of your new conversion to Zçùlanism, and would happily admit you to the HAZE union. If you agree, we'll PM you our immediate plans.
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To the leader/ Chief Barbairian of any surviving Xanthosans, I'm sorry, but your attitude to Zçùla is exactly why we decided it was time for your departure from existence, and you made it easy with your primitive technology. It's nothing personal, this is a game, and I/ HAZE will continue to make gains as we see possible and justified. As long as Zçùlanism is not the official religion, it is always justified.
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To the two monarchs of Equestria, we do not plan on invading for the time being, and as already said, sending missionaries does not do much good anyways, so you will not have to worry about that. However, it's just a calendar, so you can't really use this as leverage to strike deals with us. For now though, enjoy the peace HAZE has decided to allow Equestria.
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Leaders in general, with 4 turns left, only 5 of you are not officially aligned in the HAZE alliance. It is our full intention of admitting every nation before the game is over, or decimating the ones who refuse. Some of you may get a grace period to choose, while we have other matters to attend to, but eventually, you will either join us, or join the heaps of corpses of Gueyllanos, Lakotas and Xathosans. I know this message will not make me/us popular with heathen nations, but we're doing this for Zçùla (and I'm competitive at games like this).

HAZE vs. the world. I wonder if anyone is even attempting to formulate a counter alliance.

Official Statement from the High Priest Adanarx Rajiakkin

My allies may have been destroyed and ravaged by this HAZE alliance and their violent religion, but i know this: i am NOT one to give up in the face of defeat.

I am asking all nations and underground forces to join me in resistance of this terrible beast that is Giozzario and its allies. I will stand to the last man, woman and child to defend the holy lands from invaders. There will be danger behind every building, blade of grass and temple. We will not go out with out a fight.
In the name of my forefathers:

See Syndic your giving them ideas! Shhhhh!

@Shock Value
U mad bro?

But seriously, do you really plan on getting your civilization wiped out so that you don't have to team up with the most powerful alliance in the world? I mean really, these are all the people who have said they are willing to fight HAZE:
DarkErmac, oh wait, he happens to be dead.
Brandon Perez, no wait, he is dead as well.
EP73, nope he's dead too.
Hmm… I don't see any potential allies, so good luck guy.

@ Red, shhh, keep the bad strategists bad strategists!
But, seriously, Shock/ Tribal Value, learn to accept the way of Zçùla, or die in an attempt to continue worshiping your false gods. You 3rd world nations may claim what you want about Giozzario, but my religion is widespread on every continent, due to my colonial and world influence, I'm going to assume my Eução language is influential, I have a large economy with taxes that you are more than likely paying when you import my goods, and last I checked, nobody else has a massive specialist army yet.
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Iunno. I think ShockValue has a real good chance. He needs slightly better land equipment and an ally, but due to his vast distance from the Zculan homelands, he could potentially put up a fairly decent fight and win.

At this rate tho, with his naval technology, he will never be able to invade Europe itself, but I wouldn't be surprised if he kicked you guys off the continent with some help.

Our nations Flag.

We accept your invitation into HAZE.
We pledge to support all members of the HAZE pact.

As such, we will happily contribute our armies to any military campaign you require assistance with.
In a world where danger is around the corner, Deisa can not stand alone.
It will take time for my people to convert, but in light of the corrupt leaders of the Deisan church, no doubt due to the previous leader. Insert sly grin here

Zculan is pretty damn violent. Celestianism spreads love and tolerance. It's in our bible. So yeah, could you just leave my nation alone? We don't want fighting. I'm sure we can find a way for Zcula and Celestianism to coexist in peace. I dont give a flying fuck if you atake over all other nations. Just leave mine where it is. Forever.

Something tells me if we invaded, you'd put up a pretty good fight, and you'd get pretty pissed if we made an attempt at all. As only one of six member nations, I vote in favor of a non- aggression pact with Equestria. IRL, I'm a brony, and it'd make me feel a little guilty annihilating the land of MLP anyways. You have my word that peace between Giozzario and Equestria will be kept.

If you would like my support for anything please pm me.

Has anyone taken Germany yet? If no one did, then Orange.

^Dude, it's round two.

Also, my magicians have disapparated me to the kingdom of Bythia. May the Adanarx help me!

I trust the power of Golos and Positros to Bythia. May our witchcraft help them in stopping Zcula's evil conquest!

Fasle gods will not save you from a 6 nation alliance. May Zçùla have mercy on your souls.