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I was joking.

Lakota supports the cause behind the Sweetiebellion, and wishes them luck in the next wave of battles.

Official Statement from the High Priest Adanarx Rajiakkin
To all HAZE members(Giozzario): Get off Mai lawn you hippies!!! :P

In one hour, if I don't have a PM from every player, I'm going to take a nap. Kokuu, Josh, you have to send in PMs within that hour, or else I may postpone making it until tomorrow.

First of all, I'm not the only one invading you, so I take offense that you single me out. (Not really.)
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And about getting off your lawn…

Hey guys. Just wanted to pop in here and say I'm thinking about making a war game as well. It's a bit more situational than KYMnatRP, but it's similar. If you would give me some tips, it would be very appreciated Redsyndicate.

@ Russian Fedora: I want in when it starts :D
@ Shock Value

Just a suggestion but due to the recent wars could you make a casualty chart showing the losses of all Nations so far?

Any war game like this. Consider me in! :)

KYMnatRP Turn 16

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Global Events & Notes
-Please note specific technologies you will be importing. If you just say "import all my ally's techs" then you won't be getting anything.

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Medicea – RocketPropelledPanda – Cute Pink
Status: Fascist Dictatorship
Epoch: Industrial Age
Culture: Zçùla religion , Medical
Army: Average Specialist (Rifle, Machine Gun, Petard, Light Tank, Artillery)
Navy: Average Specialist (Dreadnought, Submarine)
AirF: Small Trained (Monoplane)
Econ: Average Agrarian-Industrial (Calculator, Electricity, Railway, Radio)

-A sudden blitz across the lower French countryside and across the Pyrenees manages to catch the Giozzi completely off guard, and the new capital is taken by garrison forces on loan by Medicea. Trade is cut off with the rest of the world, shattering the commercial sector and encouraging domestic industry.
-Medicea openly declares her allegiance towards the Sweetiebellion. In addition to this, and distancing themselves further from HAZE, the protestant Zculan majority has risen up against the established monarchy. Being loyal to the Rivalaso in Giozzario, the monarch's family flees to Morocco. In its wake, a dictatorship is formed through direct election from the masses. Due to high aggression with their neighbors and the wish to shake off the chains of oppression from religious minorities, this dictatorship fashions itself to be fascist in nature.
-The electric tabulation machine is invented. This makes it easier to do census reports, keep a tab on banknotes and currency, and most importantly, document the location and arms of every single division in the army.
-The monoplane is invented.

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United States of Atlantis – Kokuu – Cyan
Status: Constitutional Confederacy
Epoch: Industrial Age
Culture: Equality, Protestant Zçùla religion , Theocratic Despotism, Time Keepers, Zealots, Order, Sea faring, Mercantalism
Army: Big Specialist (Rifle, Machine Gun, Grenade, Trucks, Cannon)
Navy: Average Trained (Dreadnought, Destroyer, Submarine)
Econ: Average Commercial-Industrial (Railway)

-The hand grenade is invented.
-The destroyer is invented to combat submarines.
-(I have commandeered Kokuu's turn as he did not send on in on time. This is partially my fault for not doing turns consistently lately, so I will not kick him this time.)

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Hephaestus – Vlad – Forest Green
Status: Constitutional Monarchy
Epoch: Industrial Age
Culture: Philosophy, Imperial, Capitalism
Army: Average Specialist (Rifle, Machine Gun, SMG, Medium Tank, Artillery)
Navy: Average Specialist (Dreadnought, Submarine)
AirF: Miniscule Trained (Biplane)
Nuke: None (Atomic Reactor)
Econ: Big Commercial-Industrial (Electricity, Railway)

-The atomic reactor is invented. This does not provide electric power, and simply acts as a method for which scientists may experiment with atomic power and radioactivity. This enables Hephaestus to invent atomic weaponry.
-The military is moved out of Yudea in large numbers to assume control over the former Deisan colonies. This massive lacking of troops where a larger enemy force is wholly committed has created a disastrous effect, and the Yudeans have managed to break through and actually push back into Hephaestan occupation zones. Not only that, but Hephaestus has lost many divisions attempting to claim these jungle laden colonies, and the lack of infrastructure and roads has led to very slow advances through these nations. Only Borneo fell with ease.

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Borgia – Mr. Biscuits – Hot Pink
Status: Constitutional Monarchy
Epoch: Industrial Age
Culture: Matriarch, Seafaring, Comedians, Aesthetic, Militaristic, Zçùla religion , Capitalism
Army: Massive Civilian (Rifle, Machine Gun, SMG, Petard, Light Tank, Artillery)
Navy: Big Trained (Dreadnought, Submarine)
AirF: Miniscule Trained (MonoPlane)
Econ: Massive Industrial-Commercial (Electricity, Radio, Railway, Atomic Engineering 2)

-The monoplane has been invented.
-The Hepheastan officer corps model has been adopted, and the army is being reorganized entirely to fit this model.
-Multiple amphibious assaults are launched upon Sweetietopia's southeastern coastline. Casualties in all the landing zones are massive due to sparse defenses left in place by the Sweetiebellion and the lack of concentrated forces on Borgia's part, but small parcels of land are acquired nonetheless.
-Another al inclusive draft is initiated, with every citizen being eligible for immediate conscription as soon as somebody else has died in battle.
-The government has rescinded its previously tolerant policies regarding Lakotan citizens, and has started seizing and selling land owned by ethnic Lakotans to Borg citizens in the old world. The massive droves of eastward bound unemployed and homeless Lakotans has provided the perfect recruitment pool for the Lakotan resistance, and an organized uprising has occurred, ousting and destroying most of the Borg garrisons present on the continent. Borg civilians, although being encouraged to take up arms against the Lakotans for their new lands, are less than enthusiastic to fight on their own behalf when they know the draft will eventually catch up to most of them.

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Sweetietopia – Lord Sweetie Belle – Maroon
Status: Democratic Republic
Epoch: Industrial Age
Culture: Zealots, Bronyism religion , Engineers, Militaristic
Army: Massive Militia (Rifle, Machine Gun, Petard, Cavalry, Artillery, Napalm)
Navy: None (Galleon)
AirF: Miniscule Trained (Glider Plane)
Econ: Average Agrarian-Industrial (Atomic Engineering 2)

-Artillery is invented.
-Atomic research continues.
-Borgia invades from the east, and sufers massive casualties due to machine gun emplacements and pillboxes being built beforehand. However, the shore defenses were not nearly enough to hold off the entire tide of enemies, and despite their vast casualties, they were able to make landfall in three locations.
-Scholars and generals have collaborated in writing a tactical manual for the armed forces.
-The monarch's family dies in a tragic explosion. Blame is placed upon the Antivan Crows, an assassination group based in Giozzario. Without the royal family to lead the executive branch, the nation alters its constitution for the election of a presidential leader.

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Deisa – Vardamir – Neon Green
Status: Fascist Dictatorship
Epoch: Industrial Age
Culture: Deisanism religion , Art, Militarism
Army: Average Specialist (Rifle, SMG, Machine Gun, Light Tank, Artillery)
Navy: Average Trained (Caravel)
AirF: Miniscule Trained (Glider Plane)
Econ: Average Agrarian-Industrial

-Exports to Yudea are withdrawn, and the expeditionary divisions are retracted.
-A massive portion of the army is sent off to reclaim the colonies. Disaster follows, as hundreds of scores of men are killed in multiple landing attempts and jungle ambushes. Their distance from home, the multitude of landing locations, and the low quality and size of the navy has all attributed to this failure to reclaim the colonies.
-Sweetietopia is invaded, purposefully without declaration of war. Soldiers storm across the border and gain massive swaths of land due entirely to surprise, but Sweetien divisions redirected from the Giozzi front in west Africa quickly make gains into the sparsely defended central and east African regions. Small amphibious attacks are sent out along the eastern coastline, but all of them fail.
-Deisa's overextended military is unable to maintain the offensive, and is pushed into a rapid retreat northward.
-Saboteurs are sent behind enemy lines to delay war production and destroy factories, causing a spike in censorship and marshal law district sizes in Sweetietopia.
-The glider plane and the light tank are invented.

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Giozzario – Nick Estbosco – Orange
Status: Theocracy
Epoch: Industrial Age
Culture: Equality, Zçùla religion , Theocratic Despotism, Time Keepers, Zealots, Order, Sea faring, Mercantalism
Army: Average Specialist (Rifles, Machine Gun, SMG, Petard, Light Tank, Artillery, Napalm)
Navy: Big Trained (Dreadnought, Sumbarine)
AirF: Miniscule Trained (Monoplane)
Econ: Average Commercial-Industrial (Radio, Atomic Engineering 2)

-Atomic energy research continues.
-The monoplane is invented.
-n amphibeous assault into Tita successfully establishes a small beachhead.
-Continued massive assaults in Bythia have been slowed, halted, and then turned back. The over-extension of the shrinking Giozzi military has led to an unorganized retreat through the Amazonian rainforests, and many divisions are simply lost among the thick continental foliage.
-The West African front is slowly being pushed backwards and north, into the Saharan desert, and only the recent mass production and surge of the new tank forces have managed to hold the enemy back.
-The Medicean betrayal has sent the nation reeling. Relying entirely on that nation to defend their northern reaches, Giozzario was helpless to stop their relentless blitz into the Iberian peninsula and the sacking of the capital. The high priests are being held captive in the new capital there, and the theocracy is quickly disintegrating without their leadership.
-The loss of the Iberian has led to devastating effects to the war effort. More than half of the army is now without munitions or food, and supply lines are shattered. The highest ranking generals and religious leaders have also been captured, compromising Giozzario's ability to command her fronts.

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Yudea – Vulcan – Pale Green
Status: Federal Socialist Republic
Epoch: Industrial Age
Culture: Theocratic, Yudean religion , Musically Obsessed
Army: Massive Militia (Rifle, SMG, Machine Gun, Light Tank, Artillery)
Navy: Small Trained (Galleon)
AirF: Small Trained (Biplane)
Econ: Average Resource-Industrial (Atomic Engineering 1)

-The tank is invented, and quickly manufactured in great numbers.
-BiPlane designs have been developed.
-Atomic Engineering plans are acquired.
-The diversion of Hephaestan war material and troops to the former Deisan colonies has opened a window of opportunity for major advances, and the river-line fortifications are broken. Some divisions manage to get as far as the pre-war borders at lake Baikal, and a Hephaestan army is surrounded in the southern regions of the front.
-A collaborative effort to gain Yudea's favour, socialist party supporters in Vietnam, Kayin, Bangladesh, Burma, and Malaysia have come together in a coalition to join Yudea in one singular socialist state to fight off the Hephaestan enemy as a single block.

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Tita – Josh – Red
Status: Kingdom
Epoch: Industrial Age
Culture: Democratic, Honey Badger Cult religion , Philosophy, Militaristic
Army: Average Militia (Rifle, Machine Gun, Petard, Light Tank, Cannon, Napalm, Germ Bomb)
Navy: Big Militia (Cog, Galleon)
AirF: Miniscule Trained (Biplane)
Econ: Average Commercial-Industrial

-The Biplane and the Light tank are developed.
-Germ bombs are being used as landmines and tools of sabotage, but their usage is very slim due to the advances into enemy territory that are being made.
-Advances into Giozzi territory can mostly be acreditted to the enemy's loss of leadership and industry in the Iberian as well as their over-extension of armed forces over three continents, but it has led ti improved quality of leadership and fighting capabilities in the Titan army nonetheless.

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Equestria – Derpy Hooves – Yellow
Status: Dual Kingdom
Epoch: Industrial Age
Culture: Matriarch, Celestia religion , Utilitarian
Army: Big Specialist (Rifle, Machine Gun, Petard, Truck, Cannon)
Navy: Average Trained (Ironclad, Submersible)
Econ: Average Agrarian-Commercial (Electricity)

-Equestria invents the ironclad and submersibles.
-You cannot invent seven things at the same time
-Please put more into your PM than just trying to invent things in excess.

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Lakota Aequales – DarkErmac – Gold
Status: Underground Resistance

-The Lakotan resistance forces have seized an advantage over their occupiers, and have reclaimed most of the nation.

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Bythia – Shock~Value – Baby Blue
Status: Empire
Epoch: Middle Ages
Culture: Imperialism, Militarism, Sun Worship religion , Zealots, Superiority
Army: Massive Militia (Rifle, Machine Gun, Petard, Light Tank, Artillery)
Navy: Miniscule Militia (Raft)
Econ: Small Agrarian-Commercial

-The Machine Gun and artillery are invented.
-Light Tank schematics are acquired
-The Amazon basin is regained after extensive jungle warfare and organized ambushes upon unwitting Giozzi divisions unaccustomed to fighting large battles in thick foliage.
-The Bythian harbours are sabotaged to prevent Giozzario ships from accessing them to funnel supplies to their men, should they capture the harbours.

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For Reference
Military Sizes: Miniscule, Small, Average, Big, Massive
Military Ranks: Civilian, Militia, Trained, Specialist, Professional
Economy Types: Agrarian(farms), Commercial(trade), Artisan(independent production), Industrial(mass production), Resource(mining/lumber)
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Et tu, RocketPropelledPanda?

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That's it. I'm willing to make peace. Someone draft a peace treaty already, and as long as I can keep what I have, I'll sign it. Please.
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Rivãlsò Anòro has committed suicide, and the concentration camps are being liberated (bet you didn't know I had those xD). A new socialist, secular regime has seized the nation in a coup. I'm willing to reason now. And to the nations I invaded in my power trip, the new government apologizes for the last one.

That is by far the best and most civilized reaction to an invasion I have ever had in this game. Way to be a good sport. I like that.

We have withdrawn from HAZE, and declared the nation to be now known as the People's Republic of Giozzario. To show the world the charity of our reformed nation, we cede California to Equestria, Hispaniola and other controlled islands in the Caribbean to Hephaestus, and our South American colonies to Bythia and Tita. We will however, retain our North and Central American colonies for now, due their coffee and resource production. In fact, we're moving our Capitol to there. This is our new flag.

The position of Rivãlsò is no longer the head of state of Giozzario, but is now merely a papal figurehead to the Zçùlan religion. He (Rivãlsò Scarpònè II) has succeeded Anòro after his suicide, and resides in the Grand Ovo in the former capitol of the People's Republic of Giozzario. The new government recognizes him, due to their Zçùlan faith, but believes that his power should not rule the people by law. The new regime, now in power adjusts things quite drastically. Elections are being set up every 2 years, but only socialists are allowed to run for an assembly seat. The virtually powerless head of state, the president, is voted on by the assembly, and changed every 4 years. Even though the practice remained legal until now, not many people owned slaves still. The new government swiftly made an anti-slavery amendment to the new constitution, which gives citizens religious freedom in addition to other freedoms that don't clash with the communist ideal.

So, if you guys don't mind, let me explain a little about what this new game will be:

It's going to be more story based than KYMnatRP. There will be situations that happen at random to different people at different times (Don't worry, I'll be using a random number generator to decide that), And the people's countries will have to adapt, while at the same time trying to conquer other nations. I think, for now, it's going to start with a nuclear disaster/strike, and will go on from there. Also, it's not going to be completely pre-determined, so don't think that you will have no say in what happens in the game.

Excellent work, guys.

This calls for the reveal of Tita's national flag.

@Principe del Buio, per Zçùla: What about your African colonies?

What African colonies? Africa is my home continent, so it is the Giozzi motherland.

But you said you were moving your capital to North and Central America, and you're returning South America back to me and Bythia, but did not state what you're doing with your African colony.

Edit: I just checked the maps, and saw that you did start in Africa. But I would still like to hear your intentions on what you're doing with the land that belonged to Xanthos.

I'm keeping it. Especially because the old capitol has a rich 4000 year old + history and culture. The "old Xanthos" mostly belongs to you already. You took over the two cities below the Sahara desert, which are really the only population centers Xanthos had. Nobody really lives in the desert, so while I own most of the unpopulated old Xanthos land, you still figuratively own the majority of old Xanthos. I moved my capitol to the México for several reasons; to keep my empire intact and united, most of my income comes from the coffee and alcohol made there, and it's far from the war torn areas, so if Medicea decides to go against my wishes for peace and continues to attack, my capitol will be out of reach. Though it does dawn on me now that it makes my African land "colonies" by definition. Or does it? Inserts philosoraptor image By the way, we totally would have won this war if RPP hadn't gone rogue. Just Sayin'. But the past is history, unless they proceed with their invasion.
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@ Syndic: That's an awesome graph! Thanks! "The great war of Zçùla". I like it.

I believe he was talking about the lands he occupies. Technically still yours, as you can see from the cross hatching.
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The Sahara desert is so sparsely populated (mostly nomads) and not valuable (sparse mines, farms, or permanent settlements) that it really won't affect anything if the land goes to either side in the peace deals other than provide a massive buffer zone between the two nations through which it would be difficult to launch any attack.
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I personally would suggest splitting it down the middle to deter aggression from either side.
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Also, moving the government to a colony does not make that your motherland. If the USSR invaded the United States, their armies would still call Russia home. Also recall that most of the people living in Mexico are mestizos and aztecs (gueyllan), so if you lost Morocco the locals would not likely support you and would establish their own nation (Mexico) despite being of the same devout Zculan faith and a very similar culture.

Alright, in honour of all this peacemaking, I'm going to establish the United Nations Organization. All members of the Sweetiebellion are automatic members, and anyone else will be automatically accepted upon application. Our organization will have many goals, but the main objective is to prevent war and provide a platform for dialogue. If you wanna join, go ahead and shout it out!

>Game equivalent of the early USSR establishes the UN.

wat.

Alright, I am now taking requests to be in my new war game.

Please be aware, it may take up to two weeks for the first turn, since I'm still working out everything, but I'll try to get the turns out as soon as possible.

I'll join immediately. Thread?

We have decided to keep the capitol in our oldest, and biggest city, where it has resided for thousands of years before the Great War of Zçùla. I also agree to splitting the land like such:

With the poorly drawn black line being our new borders. This way, we can each keep one Xanthosian city. Do you find this acceptable Josh?
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@RussianFedora, can you provide a link, please?
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The People's Republic of Giozzario would like to join the UN as a founding member, as peace is our new, brighter goal than spreading Zçùlanism.

I haven't made a thread yet because I'm still designing the game, but members play a big role in the game (Obviously) So I need to make sure who my members are and how many I have.

NOTICE: Maximum of 12 members per game. If a member is kicked (Unlikely) The place will be held for the next person who wants it to claim.

@Princepe: A…. Link? I don't understand.

I'd like to reserve a spot, please.
And by link, I meant a link to the thread it was in, but you just said it's not made yet… So, yeah…

You should probably handle any UN business. It wouldn't be right for a player to wield that kind of influence. Besides, I have a feeling there's going to be a cold war.

Alright, so far we have:

Vulcan
Principe.

Now, if you're wondering about the map, I'm using the original map of KYMnat RP:

Sounds fair enough to me. I'm glad we can stop this bloodshed.

Official Statement from Hephaestus

Seeing the recent downfall of HAZE, we've decided to lift the embargo on the Sweetiebellion. We're just Capitalists, and we mean no harm to the Sweetiebellion. We started up the embargo to stay on the side of HAZE, who is right next to us. Now that the Zealots are mostly out of the way, I hope we can look forward to peace.

We're also offering an armistice to Yudea in exchange for safe passage out of Yudea for all our troops. There has been far too much blood spilled over this war.

RF, keep your game not existing until this one is over please. It won't be for another few days, maybe even a week if we get a good cold war going.

Accepted. We will, however, be guarding all border crossings from now on.

Yes my master.

Slips away to the back of the room.

Excellent! We'll be pulling all our troops out this turn, including the ones you have surrounded, back to the pre-war borders.

@Vulcan, yeah, the WWI comes to a conclusion just as the nuclear race picks up… History repeats itself well, even here.
@RussianFedora, In that case, can I reserve Brazil? (Sorry for talking about his game…)
@Josh, excellent & @Syndic, do we really need to PM you this deal, or is the forum post sufficient?
@Vlad, we support and understand your predicament fully, and hope to continue healthy trade between Hephaestus and Giozzario, despite that you are Capitalist and we are Communist.
@In general, I'm glad we are all reaching a peaceful state, even though I feel it could be temporary. To be honest, I only started the Great War of Zçùla because I was really getting into my RP character of a religious zealot pope, and I felt like me and my alliance could really dominate the planet with a little effort. I think I'm going to revert back to my Venezuela/SLAVÉ strategy of simply surviving, at least for now. I may grow weary of a boring peaceful world eventually.

Now that we have peace, everyone can start building up for WW2 and realize what a sham the first UN was. Of course we are a bit ahead on technology but meh!
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Also, yes, you kinda do have to PM me the peace deal. I need to make sure that everyone is on the same page and nobody back-stabs by continuing the war.

His game? Wut? Anyway, yes, you may reserve Brazil, but I also need your nation color. Same for Vulcan and any other future participants of the game.

For WWII, I'm not sure I could align with Medicea again. One backstab is enough to loose my trust for good. I'd like to offer the following land deal to them, though:

This gives us the Iberian peninsula back all the way to the Pyrenees, but gives them all land past that, including our Italian land and city. Do you accept Brutus RocketPropelledPanda?
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In an unrelated cession, we give the other half of Sicily to Borgia as a small thanks for being our ally.

@RF France, Black

@Giozzario

It's because of your desire to win that made others mad at you. LOLxD. Face the consequences, if they do not accept! But if they do, good job! Also, Brazil and France are called to have an alliance.

So again ty to Syndic for not kicking me (my fault for waiting overnight in a line and my laptop loosing power and just overall fail at Comic-Con in regards to power). I was mostly support in the war so yey for none of my troops dieing woohoo! I would like to apply for a position in the UN and am making an official statement of free religion in my nation welcoming all religions.

Sure, I'll be your ally in that game, but for now I need to focus on this one until that one actually exists (in which I'll be orange, RF). And also, face the consequences if who accepts what?
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And, yeah, lol I just noticed that Kokuu's casualties aren't even on the graph, despite his invasion of Bythia. So either Syndic forgot you, or those are some nice troops you have!

I'm still accepting reservations even though I'll try to stay out of RedSyndic's thread, but don't make plans so early people!

@Principe
I'm glad you understand our situation and we hope that trade can continue.

@Sweetiebellion
Fun Fact: I never confirmed the embargo with RS, so there's no need for me to PM him again about it. Feel free to trade with us.

I'd also like to join this new UN. Being one of the leading Economies in the world I think Hephaestus would be a useful voice in it.

lol I think they were just used as support for you. which is fine it seems I was support the whole war which again I don't mind at all.

I would like to join the UN.
Also, what nations under HAZE surrender along with Giozzario?