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ever since i was but a wee jewy boy i always wondered what a penis tastes like. i always heard that some people love sucking on this organ i have to wonder what taste that it have that some always want it.

i tried to taste my own but i need cat flexibility to succeed.

so all that is left is ask you, KYMers, you obviously have lots of experience on the subject so i would like to hear your insight

oh. and don't tell me to go someone eases dick. im no homo, and if ill try i will most likely be arrested for sexual assault.

also, "it tastes like dick" is not an answer…

Funny, I was very sure you would know…
I see past your tricks…

I tried to taste my own but i need cat flexibility to succeed.

you need a bigger dick

Start doing pilates and you should be able to reach your own dick in a week or two.

As a mod, I can direct you to some folks with experience.

wait how are you able to post if you are deactivated?

He's a cyber ghost, man.

Like skin and sweat.

How does penis taste like what?

It tastes like penis.

Cock

tastes gay

Almost like nothing except for a hint of salt. Suck it in the shower for zero taste.

Like chicken.

I'm guessing an uncut one tastes… more.

It taste similar to a Popsicle…?

This guy might know:

Will he show me?

im more interested in knowing what a cumshot feels like in your mouth tbh

It'd probably taste like spotted dick.

You know, I once accidentally came on my own face, It felt very surprising.
However that could just be because i wasn't expecting it, and no i didn't taste it.
(though i admit, i did think about it.)

why on earth would you post this

Flesh

Ask your mother, I'm sure she's got plenty of experience.

Ask Tillster, he has sucked his own dick before.

you know… its not too difficult to try some…

tastes like ass

eat his ass

Skin.

It tastes like regret, sorrow, and salt.

Hey! I'm offensive and I find this Jewish!

Jolly if I told you it tastes like a bagel with cream cheese, It's kosher, I'm circumcised so it's 10% off.
would you try it?

just like 5 gum

trust me i got it from a valuable source

Sure since our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, ‘specially since they’re such good size and all.

Okay, everyone is curious. So, let's just get this out of the way and just start a good 'ol fashion meme orgy. Hey, we all knew this was going to come sooner or later.

Remember to be nice and no laughing at each other.

It tastes like death, and a bit like strawberry

faggots

It tastes like a really old and horrible cottage cheese.