I asked this question on TV Tropes Forums but the stupid mods kept taking them down, so I’ll ask here.
What would you post if you got access to all of Nintendo’s social media accounts before giving the reigns back and leaving Nintendo to do damage control? I’d say stuff like…
- We would like to announce that we will stop issuing DMCA takedowns if Luigi’s Day Out from hotdiggetydemon can get more views than Racist Mario which inspired us to issue takedowns.
- Starting with Mario Kart Wii, Super Smash Bros Brawl, Kirby and the Rainbow Curse, Super Mario Bros 35, and ARMS, select Nintendo titles will be brought to Steam
- Super Mario Bros 35 will also come to Xbox Game Pass as well.
- Fire Emblem Three Houses will now have a new DLC route revolving around the Golden Deer, Black Eagles, and Blue Lions uniting under Spamton
- Illumination’s Mario movie will have a special feature for the Blu-Ray where you can play Super Mario Bros Deluxe, the Mario Advance series, and Super Mario 64 DS if played in a PlayStation 4/5 or Xbox One/Series X/S
- Nintendo Switch Online members will now be able to play Pokemon Clover along with Newer Super Mario Bros DS
- Emperor Zurg has violently murdered Darth Vader and Palpatine, send help.
- Mother 3’s fan translation will be available for $9.99 on the Switch eshop later today.
- Be sure to check Cartoon Network for they will air a marathon of every episode of Kirby: Right Back At Ya!
- Should Sakurai break the Video Games only rule, he states that he’d add Popeye, Po, Sally Acorn, and Tanjiro first.
- We plan for any rerelease of Smash Wii U, 3DS, and Ultimate to replace Corrin and Byleth with Bandana Dee and Klaymen
- Metal Sonic is actually Sonic.EXE after being turned into a robot, Sega is lying to you all.
- Super Mario Maker 2 will now receive paid DLC starting at $40.
- We will be porting characters, karts, wheels, and gliders from Mario Kart Tour to Mario Kart 8 for free
- Pokemon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl will receive an update adding Hisuian forms, select Pokemon from Gens 5-9, and even new Sinnoh variants along with an extra save file.
- What Pokemon from Clover and Uranium would you want to see appear in an official game?
Imagine the disappointment from many when Nintendo has to do damage control.
What would any of you guys post if you had access?