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Naruto

ashlee V @ashleesummerr Follow first base: sex second base: talking about anime third base: watching anime together home run: watching 700+ episodes of naruto together 6:06 PM -20 Jul 2018
ashlee V @ashleesummerr Follow first base: sex second base: talking about anime third base: watching anime together home run: watching 700+ episodes of naruto together 6:06 PM -20 Jul 2018

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Never Getting to Home

Rock Lee Follow @scwhorepio First base: sex Second base: me getting too attached and smothering you Third base: you break up with me 4:22 AM 22 Jul 2018
Rock Lee Follow @scwhorepio First base: sex Second base: me getting too attached and smothering you Third base: you break up with me 4:22 AM 22 Jul 2018

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Meeting in a neutral location

saltlick @saltlickoh Follow first base: actually texting back second base: sending pics of my dogs third base: sending demos that are vaguely about the person home run: meeting up in a neutral location once & being awkward the whole time 11:14 AM-18 Jul 2018
saltlick @saltlickoh Follow first base: actually texting back second base: sending pics of my dogs third base: sending demos that are vaguely about the person home run: meeting up in a neutral location once & being awkward the whole time 11:14 AM-18 Jul 2018

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Instagram stories

jaboukie young-white @jaboukie Following first base: watching their instagram stories and replying* second base: third base: home run: 5:52 PM-22 Jul 2018
jaboukie young-white @jaboukie Following first base: watching their instagram stories and replying* second base: third base: home run: 5:52 PM-22 Jul 2018

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Meeting the Rents

JSTJosh @JoshJST Follow first base: sex second base: good morning texts third base: singing in the car together homerun: meeting their family 5:05 PM-23 Jul 2018
JSTJosh @JoshJST Follow first base: sex second base: good morning texts third base: singing in the car together homerun: meeting their family 5:05 PM-23 Jul 2018

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Hanging in the daytime

1 Follow @sxmmie first base: sex second base: sharing music third base: sharing ugly childhood photos fourth base: hanging out during the day time 6:21 AM - 19 Jul 2018
1 Follow @sxmmie first base: sex second base: sharing music third base: sharing ugly childhood photos fourth base: hanging out during the day time 6:21 AM - 19 Jul 2018

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Unconditional Love

hispanic pixie dream girl @xhastalamuerte Follow First base: sex Second base: actually hanging out again Third base: seeing me cry Fourth base: unconditional love & support 11:19 AM -17 Jul 2018 from Houston, T
hispanic pixie dream girl @xhastalamuerte Follow First base: sex Second base: actually hanging out again Third base: seeing me cry Fourth base: unconditional love & support 11:19 AM -17 Jul 2018 from Houston, T

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Forehead Kisses

Follow @princesslysi first base: sex second base: forehead kisses third base: making you playlists homerun: caring about your mental health 7:23 PM -21 Jul 2018
Follow @princesslysi first base: sex second base: forehead kisses third base: making you playlists homerun: caring about your mental health 7:23 PM -21 Jul 2018

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Sharing Childhood Trauma

1st base: sex 2nd base: hitting each other up when the sun is out 3rd base: sharing childhood trauma home run: verbally expressing romantic interest - w (@suuuuuunshine) July 16, 2018
1st base: sex 2nd base: hitting each other up when the sun is out 3rd base: sharing childhood trauma home run: verbally expressing romantic interest - w (@suuuuuunshine) July 16, 2018

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turing-tested what base is sharing furry art turing-tested interstellarazurite :3rd base fukc you. f--- you fyc k you F--- YIU f--- yifu fuci u ou
turing-tested what base is sharing furry art turing-tested interstellarazurite :3rd base fukc you. f--- you fyc k you F--- YIU f--- yifu fuci u ou

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Ikea Date

very weird bug ◇A, @MomOnABudget- Follow third base is the IKEA date 7:23 PM -14 Jan 2018 紗0 0 ● O @ U 20 Retweets 96 Likes
very weird bug ◇A, @MomOnABudget- Follow third base is the IKEA date 7:23 PM -14 Jan 2018 紗0 0 ● O @ U 20 Retweets 96 Likes

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Connect to Wifi

egg @emmaggarland Follow third base is connecting to their wi-fi 5:12 AM-17 Jan 2018 22 Retweets 172 Likes
egg @emmaggarland Follow third base is connecting to their wi-fi 5:12 AM-17 Jan 2018 22 Retweets 172 Likes

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Trauma and Anxiety

strawberry nut @redmilklover Follow Third base is when they know about ur trauma and anxiety 7:46 PM 17 Jan 2018
strawberry nut @redmilklover Follow Third base is when they know about ur trauma and anxiety 7:46 PM 17 Jan 2018

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Equestrian Terminology

thesilentequestrian quietequestrian Follow Third base is getting the horse properly engaged behind and Not just yanking their head down with too much bit 10:51 AM-19 Jan 2018
thesilentequestrian quietequestrian Follow Third base is getting the horse properly engaged behind and Not just yanking their head down with too much bit 10:51 AM-19 Jan 2018

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Alien Civilization

meh @bonehugsnirony Follow First base is hating the same things. Second base is connecting with them on another level. Third base is establishing contact with an alien civilization and following their instructions. 11:56 AM-16 Jan 2018
meh @bonehugsnirony Follow First base is hating the same things. Second base is connecting with them on another level. Third base is establishing contact with an alien civilization and following their instructions. 11:56 AM-16 Jan 2018

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