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S, THERE WAS A BASEBALL-BASED TAPHOR FOR SEXUAL IRST BASE: KISSING GASE: TouCHING 800BS BASE: TOUCHING ALL TH BASE: DOING IT WHILE, MORALUTY GROUPS WERE WORRIED THAT WERE HANING TO0 MUCH SEX I THINK TEENS WOULD BEHAVE BETTER IF THEY WERE CONSTANTLY SEKUALLY FRUSTRATED SY DISTANT AUTHORITY FIGURES. EXACTLY A PRAGMATIC SOLUTION WAS PROPOSED MY FELLoW AMERICANS, IN ORDER TO SLOW THE ZATION OF YOUNG PEOPLE, WE ARE ADDING SIXTEEN MORE BASES TO BASEBAL THE THE METAPHOR WOULD CHANGE WAS I GOT TO THIRD BASE H SAULY LAST NIGHT NO WAY YOU IMAGNED HOLDING HER NIGHT UT IT DIDNT WORK THAT WAY WEVE ALREADY BEEN BASES ONE THROUGH FOUR. WE NEED To FGURE So. T WHATS BEYOND PUT ON THIS I CHARGE THE MADE A SUDDEN SHIFT I GOT TO FOURTEENTH BASE WITH SUSIE WHOA! How WAS IT? THERE WAS A GREAT EARTHOUAKE AND THE SUN BECAME AND THE MOON BECANe AS 8LOOD WERE HORRIFIED THE AVERAGE BEEN TO SEVENTEENTH BASE FIVE TIMES. BUT HOW DO THEY GET THAT MANY WATER WEENIES? BUT THERE WAS A SIGNIFICANT RISK เร่ ao BASE ao BASE AGE TIME MORALITY GROUPS ARE NOW CONFUSE I GUESS WE. SORTA GOT WHAT THE BIBLE THAT SPECIFICALLY WE WANTED? D. 1 MEA식 THERE'S NOTHING IN SAYS WHAT YOU CAN OR CANT DO WITH AN INNER TUBE FULL OF LOCUSTS AND EVERYONE IS HAPPY. EXCEPT PARENTS WHY IS MY ELECTRIC Biu UP 2000% THIS MONTH? STOP TRYING To RUN MY UFE Smbc-comics.com
S, THERE WAS A BASEBALL-BASED TAPHOR FOR SEXUAL IRST BASE: KISSING GASE: TouCHING 800BS BASE: TOUCHING ALL TH BASE: DOING IT WHILE, MORALUTY GROUPS WERE WORRIED THAT WERE HANING TO0 MUCH SEX I THINK TEENS WOULD BEHAVE BETTER IF THEY WERE CONSTANTLY SEKUALLY FRUSTRATED SY DISTANT AUTHORITY FIGURES. EXACTLY A PRAGMATIC SOLUTION WAS PROPOSED MY FELLoW AMERICANS, IN ORDER TO SLOW THE ZATION OF YOUNG PEOPLE, WE ARE ADDING SIXTEEN MORE BASES TO BASEBAL THE THE METAPHOR WOULD CHANGE WAS I GOT TO THIRD BASE H SAULY LAST NIGHT NO WAY YOU IMAGNED HOLDING HER NIGHT UT IT DIDNT WORK THAT WAY WEVE ALREADY BEEN BASES ONE THROUGH FOUR. WE NEED To FGURE So. T WHATS BEYOND PUT ON THIS I CHARGE THE MADE A SUDDEN SHIFT I GOT TO FOURTEENTH BASE WITH SUSIE WHOA! How WAS IT? THERE WAS A GREAT EARTHOUAKE AND THE SUN BECAME AND THE MOON BECANe AS 8LOOD WERE HORRIFIED THE AVERAGE BEEN TO SEVENTEENTH BASE FIVE TIMES. BUT HOW DO THEY GET THAT MANY WATER WEENIES? BUT THERE WAS A SIGNIFICANT RISK เร่ ao BASE ao BASE AGE TIME MORALITY GROUPS ARE NOW CONFUSE I GUESS WE. SORTA GOT WHAT THE BIBLE THAT SPECIFICALLY WE WANTED? D. 1 MEA식 THERE'S NOTHING IN SAYS WHAT YOU CAN OR CANT DO WITH AN INNER TUBE FULL OF LOCUSTS AND EVERYONE IS HAPPY. EXCEPT PARENTS WHY IS MY ELECTRIC Biu UP 2000% THIS MONTH? STOP TRYING To RUN MY UFE Smbc-comics.com

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Naruto

ashlee V @ashleesummerr Follow first base: sex second base: talking about anime third base: watching anime together home run: watching 700+ episodes of naruto together 6:06 PM -20 Jul 2018
ashlee V @ashleesummerr Follow first base: sex second base: talking about anime third base: watching anime together home run: watching 700+ episodes of naruto together 6:06 PM -20 Jul 2018

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Never Getting to Home

Rock Lee Follow @scwhorepio First base: sex Second base: me getting too attached and smothering you Third base: you break up with me 4:22 AM 22 Jul 2018
Rock Lee Follow @scwhorepio First base: sex Second base: me getting too attached and smothering you Third base: you break up with me 4:22 AM 22 Jul 2018

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Meeting in a neutral location

saltlick @saltlickoh Follow first base: actually texting back second base: sending pics of my dogs third base: sending demos that are vaguely about the person home run: meeting up in a neutral location once & being awkward the whole time 11:14 AM-18 Jul 2018
saltlick @saltlickoh Follow first base: actually texting back second base: sending pics of my dogs third base: sending demos that are vaguely about the person home run: meeting up in a neutral location once & being awkward the whole time 11:14 AM-18 Jul 2018

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Instagram stories

jaboukie young-white @jaboukie Following first base: watching their instagram stories and replying* second base: third base: home run: 5:52 PM-22 Jul 2018
jaboukie young-white @jaboukie Following first base: watching their instagram stories and replying* second base: third base: home run: 5:52 PM-22 Jul 2018

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Meeting the Rents

JSTJosh @JoshJST Follow first base: sex second base: good morning texts third base: singing in the car together homerun: meeting their family 5:05 PM-23 Jul 2018
JSTJosh @JoshJST Follow first base: sex second base: good morning texts third base: singing in the car together homerun: meeting their family 5:05 PM-23 Jul 2018

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Hanging in the daytime

1 Follow @sxmmie first base: sex second base: sharing music third base: sharing ugly childhood photos fourth base: hanging out during the day time 6:21 AM - 19 Jul 2018
1 Follow @sxmmie first base: sex second base: sharing music third base: sharing ugly childhood photos fourth base: hanging out during the day time 6:21 AM - 19 Jul 2018

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Unconditional Love

hispanic pixie dream girl @xhastalamuerte Follow First base: sex Second base: actually hanging out again Third base: seeing me cry Fourth base: unconditional love & support 11:19 AM -17 Jul 2018 from Houston, T
hispanic pixie dream girl @xhastalamuerte Follow First base: sex Second base: actually hanging out again Third base: seeing me cry Fourth base: unconditional love & support 11:19 AM -17 Jul 2018 from Houston, T

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Forehead Kisses

Follow @princesslysi first base: sex second base: forehead kisses third base: making you playlists homerun: caring about your mental health 7:23 PM -21 Jul 2018
Follow @princesslysi first base: sex second base: forehead kisses third base: making you playlists homerun: caring about your mental health 7:23 PM -21 Jul 2018

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Sharing Childhood Trauma

1st base: sex 2nd base: hitting each other up when the sun is out 3rd base: sharing childhood trauma home run: verbally expressing romantic interest - w (@suuuuuunshine) July 16, 2018
1st base: sex 2nd base: hitting each other up when the sun is out 3rd base: sharing childhood trauma home run: verbally expressing romantic interest - w (@suuuuuunshine) July 16, 2018

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what base is sharing furry art?

turing-tested what base is sharing furry art turing-tested interstellarazurite :3rd base fukc you. f--- you fyc k you F--- YIU f--- yifu fuci u ou
turing-tested what base is sharing furry art turing-tested interstellarazurite :3rd base fukc you. f--- you fyc k you F--- YIU f--- yifu fuci u ou

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Ikea Date

very weird bug ◇A, @MomOnABudget- Follow third base is the IKEA date 7:23 PM -14 Jan 2018 紗0 0 ● O @ U 20 Retweets 96 Likes
very weird bug ◇A, @MomOnABudget- Follow third base is the IKEA date 7:23 PM -14 Jan 2018 紗0 0 ● O @ U 20 Retweets 96 Likes

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Connect to Wifi

egg @emmaggarland Follow third base is connecting to their wi-fi 5:12 AM-17 Jan 2018 22 Retweets 172 Likes
egg @emmaggarland Follow third base is connecting to their wi-fi 5:12 AM-17 Jan 2018 22 Retweets 172 Likes

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Trauma and Anxiety

strawberry nut @redmilklover Follow Third base is when they know about ur trauma and anxiety 7:46 PM 17 Jan 2018
strawberry nut @redmilklover Follow Third base is when they know about ur trauma and anxiety 7:46 PM 17 Jan 2018

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Equestrian Terminology

thesilentequestrian quietequestrian Follow Third base is getting the horse properly engaged behind and Not just yanking their head down with too much bit 10:51 AM-19 Jan 2018
thesilentequestrian quietequestrian Follow Third base is getting the horse properly engaged behind and Not just yanking their head down with too much bit 10:51 AM-19 Jan 2018

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Alien Civilization

meh @bonehugsnirony Follow First base is hating the same things. Second base is connecting with them on another level. Third base is establishing contact with an alien civilization and following their instructions. 11:56 AM-16 Jan 2018
meh @bonehugsnirony Follow First base is hating the same things. Second base is connecting with them on another level. Third base is establishing contact with an alien civilization and following their instructions. 11:56 AM-16 Jan 2018

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Britney Spears' Lucky

ellie @holy_schnitt Follow third base is the first time he sees you cry because Lucky by Britney Spears was a thinly veiled cry for help and no one noticed and that's why the 2007 breakdown happened 11:29 PM - 17 Jan 2018
ellie @holy_schnitt Follow third base is the first time he sees you cry because Lucky by Britney Spears was a thinly veiled cry for help and no one noticed and that's why the 2007 breakdown happened 11:29 PM - 17 Jan 2018

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Wine Drunk Target

Greg Sheffer @gsheffr Follow third base is when u get wine drunk and ball out at the dollar section in Target 9:42 PM 11 Jan 2018
Greg Sheffer @gsheffr Follow third base is when u get wine drunk and ball out at the dollar section in Target 9:42 PM 11 Jan 2018

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One Direction

samantha @electrasam Follow third base is when you tell them about your one direction stan years 12:01 AM-17 Jan 2018 30,140 Retweets 85,052 Likes 318 30K 85K
samantha @electrasam Follow third base is when you tell them about your one direction stan years 12:01 AM-17 Jan 2018 30,140 Retweets 85,052 Likes 318 30K 85K

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One hand under the snuggie

Jocelyn Plums @ColoradoUgly Follow Third Base is a hand under the Snuggie. 11:37 AM-23 Dec 2013 3尽。@ 29 Retweets 83 Likes
Jocelyn Plums @ColoradoUgly Follow Third Base is a hand under the Snuggie. 11:37 AM-23 Dec 2013 3尽。@ 29 Retweets 83 Likes

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