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Meanwhile in alternative universe without COVID-19...

Telly and Oscar have a hard time watching Cuties in a movie theater due to all the loud moaning and fapping noises from the other moviegoers.

Telly and Oscar have a hard time watching Cuties in a movie theater due to all the loud moaning and fapping noises from the other moviegoers.

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"It's like my father always said, every stable marriage is built on lies and alcohol."

"So then my wife showed me her c--- and I was like 'H--------! How did I not notice that?!' and that's when I realized she was right and l've been drunk for basically our whole marriage."

"So then my wife showed me her c--- and I was like 'H--------! How did I not notice that?!' and that's when I realized she was right and l've been drunk for basically our whole marriage."

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Stay away from the zoomer and its unfunny memes

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I'm blue da ba dee da ba die

SESAME WORXSKOP EOX NEWS MEAN DVD WARNING: EARLY SESAME SIREETS STREET EPISODES NOT FOR KIDS -channel Cookie Monster used to be known as "cooking monster" for his prolific meth distribution.

SESAME WORXSKOP EOX NEWS MEAN DVD WARNING: EARLY SESAME SIREETS STREET EPISODES NOT FOR KIDS -channel Cookie Monster used to be known as "cooking monster" for his prolific meth distribution.

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And thus, the legend of "Gonzo: the blue phoenix" was born

"Well, I've been clinically depressed for basically my whole life. But one day it hit me: if I'm already attempting suicide every other week, why not get paid while l'm at it?"

"Well, I've been clinically depressed for basically my whole life. But one day it hit me: if I'm already attempting suicide every other week, why not get paid while l'm at it?"

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Ernie Creates A Wojak Meme

"Hey Bert! Remember earlier today when we had the argument over whether or not triangle hentai was good? Well, I'm taking what you said and I'm putting that next to a soyboy wojak that looks like you! How do you like them apples, Bert?"

"Hey Bert! Remember earlier today when we had the argument over whether or not triangle hentai was good? Well, I'm taking what you said and I'm putting that next to a soyboy wojak that looks like you! How do you like them apples, Bert?"

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Friendship transcends politics

After the initial shock subsided from Bert coming out as identifying as a little girl and Ernie dressing up as a far right hate symbol, the two till agree that their friendship transcends politics.

After the initial shock subsided from Bert coming out as identifying as a little girl and Ernie dressing up as a far right hate symbol, the two till agree that their friendship transcends politics.

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"Ok Bert, I'll take it back to the store. But with the all stains, I don't think we'll get a full refund."

123 "No, Ernie, we're not keeping the sex robot that looks like me and has a three foot mechanical penis just so you can point at it when you're angry and tell me to go f--- myself."

123 "No, Ernie, we're not keeping the sex robot that looks like me and has a three foot mechanical penis just so you can point at it when you're angry and tell me to go f--- myself."

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and the ride is just starting...

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Good for them

20 Bert and Ernie take a mental break from the news. They listen to smooth jazz on the radio and work on a thousand piece puzzle of a old lady drinking way too much gin.

20 Bert and Ernie take a mental break from the news. They listen to smooth jazz on the radio and work on a thousand piece puzzle of a old lady drinking way too much gin.

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Elmo is currently looking at 15-20 years.

After Grover did it, Elmo understood why it was a federal crime to rip the tag off of mattresses.

After Grover did it, Elmo understood why it was a federal crime to rip the tag off of mattresses.

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EA Games

FONZU'S lnVAL FLUSH CONgs Walter, Kermit and Fozzie pay a visit to the headquarters of EA Games. S,OZNOS ROYAL FLUSH

FONZU'S lnVAL FLUSH CONgs Walter, Kermit and Fozzie pay a visit to the headquarters of EA Games. S,OZNOS ROYAL FLUSH

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Ernie ascends

Having tied him to the ceiling and slipped psychedelics in his coffee, Bert watches contently as Ernie hangs from above and toys with milk, believing he's ascended to a higher plane of existence.

Having tied him to the ceiling and slipped psychedelics in his coffee, Bert watches contently as Ernie hangs from above and toys with milk, believing he's ascended to a higher plane of existence.

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It's simple Bert. We have to make it look like an accident.

"It's simple Bert. We have to make it look like an accident"

"It's simple Bert. We have to make it look like an accident"

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Commence cremation of communist cretins

After detecting Elmo as a Communist, Liberty Prime begins to execute his Communist Extermination Protocol.

After detecting Elmo as a Communist, Liberty Prime begins to execute his Communist Extermination Protocol.

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is weed isn't?

SESAME STREET org "What's in the box, Cookie Monster? No really, what's in the box? I'm serious! Stop f------ with me! What's in the box?! What's in the goddamn box?!"

SESAME STREET org "What's in the box, Cookie Monster? No really, what's in the box? I'm serious! Stop f------ with me! What's in the box?! What's in the goddamn box?!"

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As if we couldn't get even more fucked

The coronavirus mutates into the even deadlier koronavirus after being subjected to radioactive waves and Grover's special weed stash.

The coronavirus mutates into the even deadlier koronavirus after being subjected to radioactive waves and Grover's special weed stash.

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Have I got a joke for you tonight

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Two-Tone fo'eva!

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"Grgleg-rug-le-gugrgr-gelerug"

Splatoon fans when they hear somebody gurgling piss SESAME STREET

Splatoon fans when they hear somebody gurgling piss SESAME STREET

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