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You'd better calm your t---.
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About

Calm Your Tits, sometimes stylized as "Calm Yo Tits" is a piece of internet slang meaning "relax yourself," said when another internet user appears to be overreacting to something.

Origin

On March 20th, 2007, the phrase "Chill Your Tits" was submitted to Urban Dictionary by user Gage Magz.[1]

TOP DEFINITION chill vour t--- An exclamation used to calm someone down when they are being overly obnoxious or excited about something stupid or insignificant, similar to chill out or relax. Usage has nothing to do with whether the object of the phrase actually has t---. Sam-"Jimmy, come ONN, give me a piece of Wrigley's supermint." Jimmy."Chill your t---." Ninth Grader- "Oh my god, those girls are sooo hot, i like the one in blue. Do you think i should go talk to her?" Eleventh Grader-"Chill your t---, kid, it's just a sixth grade birthday party." #calm down #relax #chill out #jesus christ #shut the f--- up by Gage Magz March 10,2007

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On March 23rd, 2008, the phrase "Calm Your Tits" by user Sam Bell was added to Urban Dictionary.[2]


Calm your t--- this phrase is used when someone you are with is too uptight to calm them down judy: "oh my goodness my hair looks terrible today" steve: "no, no it doesnt judy" judy: "shut up steve, yes it does ahhhhh" steve: "alright judy calm your t---" #calm #t--- #uptight #lossen up #shut up by Sam Bell March 23,2008

In the ensuing years, many image macros were created with variations on the phrase (examples shown below).

YOUR T--- CALM THEM, YOU MUST
CALM YOURTITS
Calm Yo T---

On April 22nd, 2015, Buzzfeed[3] published a series of illustrations by Loryn Brantz regarding how to react when someone says "Calm Your Tits" (examples shown below).
No Lay
Lay

On January 5th, 2016, a series of SomeECards with variations of the phrase was posted to 9GAG, gaining over 28,000 points (examples shown below).[4]

Calm your t--- Sooth your boobs
De-stress your breasts Adjust you bust before it combusts

Various Examples

Keep your breasts n a tranquil state DEAN HAS CHEEZBURGER, COM 흙 t e
CALM YOUR
Calm Your T---. NO WeKnowMemes
CALNTSODg
KEEP CALM AND CALM YO T---, GURL
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[1] Urban Dictionary – Chill Your Tits

[2] Urban Dictionary – Calm Your Tits

[3] Buzzfeed – 9 Perfectly Appropriate Responses If Someone Asks You To 'Calm Your Tits'

[4] 9GAG – 8 Alternative Phrases To “Calm Your Tits”

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About

Calm Your Tits, sometimes stylized as "Calm Yo Tits" is a piece of internet slang meaning "relax yourself," said when another internet user appears to be overreacting to something.

Origin

On March 20th, 2007, the phrase "Chill Your Tits" was submitted to Urban Dictionary by user Gage Magz.[1]


TOP DEFINITION chill vour t--- An exclamation used to calm someone down when they are being overly obnoxious or excited about something stupid or insignificant, similar to chill out or relax. Usage has nothing to do with whether the object of the phrase actually has t---. Sam-"Jimmy, come ONN, give me a piece of Wrigley's supermint." Jimmy."Chill your t---." Ninth Grader- "Oh my god, those girls are sooo hot, i like the one in blue. Do you think i should go talk to her?" Eleventh Grader-"Chill your t---, kid, it's just a sixth grade birthday party." #calm down #relax #chill out #jesus christ #shut the f--- up by Gage Magz March 10,2007

Spread

On March 23rd, 2008, the phrase "Calm Your Tits" by user Sam Bell was added to Urban Dictionary.[2]


Calm your t--- this phrase is used when someone you are with is too uptight to calm them down judy: "oh my goodness my hair looks terrible today" steve: "no, no it doesnt judy" judy: "shut up steve, yes it does ahhhhh" steve: "alright judy calm your t---" #calm #t--- #uptight #lossen up #shut up by Sam Bell March 23,2008

In the ensuing years, many image macros were created with variations on the phrase (examples shown below).


YOUR T--- CALM THEM, YOU MUST CALM YOURTITS Calm Yo T---

On April 22nd, 2015, Buzzfeed[3] published a series of illustrations by Loryn Brantz regarding how to react when someone says "Calm Your Tits" (examples shown below).


No Lay Lay

On January 5th, 2016, a series of SomeECards with variations of the phrase was posted to 9GAG, gaining over 28,000 points (examples shown below).[4]


Calm your t--- Sooth your boobs De-stress your breasts Adjust you bust before it combusts

Various Examples


Keep your breasts n a tranquil state DEAN HAS CHEEZBURGER, COM 흙 t e CALM YOUR Calm Your T---. NO WeKnowMemes CALNTSODg KEEP CALM AND CALM YO T---, GURL WORLD COFFEE BEANS EASE YOUR BOSOMS CITY ORIGINAL COFFEE BLUE MOUNTAIN BLEND This cofee has carefully and roasted by our all the experience high beans ブルーマウンテン ドコーヒー www.engrish com 408

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External References

[1] Urban Dictionary – Chill Your Tits

[2] Urban Dictionary – Calm Your Tits

[3] Buzzfeed – 9 Perfectly Appropriate Responses If Someone Asks You To 'Calm Your Tits'

[4] 9GAG – 8 Alternative Phrases To “Calm Your Tits”

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