'Consider Me A Player 2' Copypasta

About

"Consider Me A Player 2" Copypasta, also known as the "Very Beautiful (but Also Intelligent Looking!) Female" Copypasta, refers to a message sent in a Discord server for the game Pummel Party that later became a copypasta for its cringeworthy, Tips Fedora-esque tone. The message came from a male gamer welcoming a woman into the server and offering his friendship and potential availability as a romantic partner.

Origin

On April 29th, 2021, Discord user Blaze welcomed a woman by the name of Eva to the Pummel Party Discord server with a lengthy message replete with over-the-top compliments and offputting flirtation. The full message reads:

Hello @Eva, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Pummel Party Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require any guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers… So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2… a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enhoy some video games together some time. I see you play pummel party, and are you good at mini games? I am a mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course).

A screenshot of the message began circulating online shortly after (shown below).

Spread

Blaze's message was soon posted to copypasta hubs, such as /r/copypasta^[1] on May 3rd, 2021 and copypastatext.com.^[2] Reports surfaced of the copypasta being used in other gaming Discord servers with the game in the copypasta changed. For example, on May 14th, Redditor homelessman120 posted a variation featuring the game Risk Universalis in /r/copypasta.^[4] On June 2nd, 2021, Redditor MC_BiffJerky posted a variation that their friend reportedly sent in the Raid: Shadow Legends Discord in /r/copypasta.^[3]

The copypasta spread to Twitter, where users posted the first half of the copypasta mostly as a joke. For example, on July 3rd, 2021, user @megamycetes^[8] posted a variation referencing Resident Evil characters (shown below, left). On November 18th, 2021, Twitter user @lolwhatooor^[7] posted it referencing "crypto" Twitter, gaining over 20 retweets and 300 likes in five months (shown below, right.

The copypasta received renewed interest in April 2022, when on April 5th, Twitter user TheSunIsMyGirl^[5] posted a screenshot of someone sending her the copypasta in the Kirby Official Discord, gaining over 1,700 retweets and 27,000 likes (shown below). It's unclear if she knew that the message was a copypasta, but user TheGreenBomberz^[6] pointed it out in the replies.

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Hello @, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require any guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers… So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2… a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play , and are you good at mini games? I am a mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games. Platonic ally of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

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