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Cursed Frogurt

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DONT MAKE ME RUN IM FULL OF POTASSIUM BENZOATE!
DON'T FORGET: THE TOPPINGS CONTAIN POTASSIUM BENZOATE (THATS BAD)
I'D LIKE TO WATCH STRANGE NEW WORLDS IN THE U.K. STRANGE NEW WORLDS IS ONLY ON PARAMOUNT+ BUT IT COMES FREE WITH YOUR SKY CINEMA SUBSCRIPTION THAT'S GOOD! THAT'S BAD BUT YOU CAN ONLY GET THE FIRST 4 EPISODES BUT IT'S ALSO AVAILABLE THAT'S BAD ON THE PIRATE BAY THAT'S GOOD DOWNLOADING FROM THE PIRATE BAY IS ILLEGAL THAT'S BAD
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I don't want any damn potassium benzoate. ト ifunny.co
Good lord, there's potassium benzoate in my frogurt! 661 Andy K. put it there. I slipped it into your toppings as a curse.
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The Cursed Frogurt is a cursed yogurt mentioned in a famous dialog from the TV show The Simpsons. This dialog has been used as a copypasta for situations with many positive and negative sides to consider, and has also often been referenced in Simpsons shitposting.

Origin

Th 5th episode of season 4 of The Simpsons, Treehouse Of Horrors III, premiered on Fox on October 29th, 1992. At the beginning of the story Clown Without Pity, Homer has this exchange with the shopkeeper of the House of Evil:

- Do you sell toys?
- We sell forbidden objects from places men dare to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call "frogurt".
- Well, I need something for my son's birthday.
- Ah, perhaps this will please the gentleman. [picks a Krusty the Clown doll] Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse.
- Ooooh, that's bad.
- But it comes with a free frogurt.
- That's good.
- The frogurt is also cursed.
- That's bad.
- But you get your choice of topping.
- That's good.
- The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
- …
- That's bad.
- Can I go now?

Relevant Examples

Please take this frogurt off my head, kid. The toppings are extremely cursed. Andy K 13
BUT YOUR AD SAID THE FROGURT WASN'T CURSED? THATS GOOD POTASSIUM BENZOATE FREE ESQ. NO CURSED FROGURT PHONE: 555 THATS GOOD OH THEY GOT THIS ALL SCREWED UP! ESQ. POTASSIUM BENZOATE FREE? NO,CURSED FROGURTI PHONE: 555
Don't kid yourself, evil shopkeeper. If frogurt ever got the chance it would curse you and everyone you care about.
I need to know the future Horus betrays the emperor Ohh, that's bad You'll warn the emperor That's good It'll let demons into Terra CoC That's bad But you won't be killed on Prospero That's good The Rubic of Ahriman turns 1000 sons into Rubic Marines That's bad
VO,. TAKE THIS ACCEPTANCE, BUT BEWARE: IT IS MOTIVATED BY CYNICAL CORPORATE OPPORTUNISM! CCC 0 THE FACT THAT CORPORATIONS SEE PROGRESSIVE VALUES AS BEING MAINSTREAM AND PROFITABLE IS A SIGN OF HOW FAR LGBTQ ADVOCACY HAS COME IT ALSO RAISES COMPLEX QUESTIONS AS TO WHETHER LGBTO CAUSES ARE BEING CO-OPTED BY SLEAZY, SOULLESS CORPORATE BRAND STRATEGISTS MOST PEOPLE APPRECIATE THAT THE QUESTION OF WHETHER CORPORATIONS ARE GENUINE ALLIES HAS ONLY A TANGENTIAL BEARING ON SUBSTANTIVE ISSUES OF LGBTQ RIGHTS 7 THE PEOPLE WHO STRUGGLE WITH THIS DISTINCTION ARE OBSESSIVELY TROLLING EVERY SINGLE POST THAT MENTIONS PRIDE MONTH.. THAT'S BAD IL 4) OOOOH, THAT'S BAD.. INN MA THAT'S GOOD! THAT'S BAD MA THAT'S GOOD! C CAN I GO NOW?

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About

The Cursed Frogurt is a cursed yogurt mentioned in a famous dialog from the TV show The Simpsons. This dialog has been used as a copypasta for situations with many positive and negative sides to consider, and has also often been referenced in Simpsons shitposting.

Origin

Th 5th episode of season 4 of The Simpsons, Treehouse Of Horrors III, premiered on Fox on October 29th, 1992. At the beginning of the story Clown Without Pity, Homer has this exchange with the shopkeeper of the House of Evil:

- Do you sell toys?
- We sell forbidden objects from places men dare to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call "frogurt".
- Well, I need something for my son's birthday.
- Ah, perhaps this will please the gentleman. [picks a Krusty the Clown doll] Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse.
- Ooooh, that's bad.
- But it comes with a free frogurt.
- That's good.
- The frogurt is also cursed.
- That's bad.
- But you get your choice of topping.
- That's good.
- The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
- …
- That's bad.
- Can I go now?


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Please take this frogurt off my head, kid. The toppings are extremely cursed. Andy K 13 BUT YOUR AD SAID THE FROGURT WASN'T CURSED? THATS GOOD POTASSIUM BENZOATE FREE ESQ. NO CURSED FROGURT PHONE: 555 THATS GOOD OH THEY GOT THIS ALL SCREWED UP! ESQ. POTASSIUM BENZOATE FREE? NO,CURSED FROGURTI PHONE: 555 Don't kid yourself, evil shopkeeper. If frogurt ever got the chance it would curse you and everyone you care about.
I need to know the future Horus betrays the emperor Ohh, that's bad You'll warn the emperor That's good It'll let demons into Terra CoC That's bad But you won't be killed on Prospero That's good The Rubic of Ahriman turns 1000 sons into Rubic Marines That's bad VO,. TAKE THIS ACCEPTANCE, BUT BEWARE: IT IS MOTIVATED BY CYNICAL CORPORATE OPPORTUNISM! CCC 0 THE FACT THAT CORPORATIONS SEE PROGRESSIVE VALUES AS BEING MAINSTREAM AND PROFITABLE IS A SIGN OF HOW FAR LGBTQ ADVOCACY HAS COME IT ALSO RAISES COMPLEX QUESTIONS AS TO WHETHER LGBTO CAUSES ARE BEING CO-OPTED BY SLEAZY, SOULLESS CORPORATE BRAND STRATEGISTS MOST PEOPLE APPRECIATE THAT THE QUESTION OF WHETHER CORPORATIONS ARE GENUINE ALLIES HAS ONLY A TANGENTIAL BEARING ON SUBSTANTIVE ISSUES OF LGBTQ RIGHTS 7 THE PEOPLE WHO STRUGGLE WITH THIS DISTINCTION ARE OBSESSIVELY TROLLING EVERY SINGLE POST THAT MENTIONS PRIDE MONTH.. THAT'S BAD IL 4) OOOOH, THAT'S BAD.. INN MA THAT'S GOOD! THAT'S BAD MA THAT'S GOOD! C CAN I GO NOW?

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