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David Brooks' Lunch Anecdote refers to a paragraph in New York Times columnist David Brooks' op-ed column, "How We Are Ruining America." In the column, Brooks tells about a story about he took his high school college friend to a gourmet sandwich shop, and assuming she did not understand the meats on the menu, offered to go get Mexican food instead. The passage was mocked on Twitter for the perceived pompousness with which Brooks told the story.

Origin

On July 11th, 2017, Brooks published "How We Are Ruining America" in the New York Times.[1] In the column, Brooks argues that generations of college-educated Americans are generally upper-middle-class Americans, and use the financial advantages that come with the class to ensure the same future for the kids, while those who don't share those advantages have a difficult time ensuring a college education for their kids. Furthermore, Brooks argues that the system favors upper-middle-class Americans to keep this social hierarchy intact. Cities such as New York, Portland, and San Francisco have zoning laws that keep lower-income families out of the city and away from good opportunities. Brooks then attempts to make a point that the upper-middle-class codes language and culture with signifiers that are "illegible unless you happen to have grown up in this class." To demonstrate this point he tells an anecdote about when he and his high-school educated friend visited a gourmet sandwich shop:

"Recently I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch. Insensitively, I led her into a gourmet sandwich shop. Suddenly I saw her face freeze up as she was confronted with sandwiches named “Padrino” and “Pomodoro” and ingredients like soppressata, capicollo and a striata baguette. I quickly asked her if she wanted to go somewhere else and she anxiously nodded yes and we ate Mexican."

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The passage was instantly mocked on Twitter for what Twitter took as Brooks patronizing his friend. This story was also posted just four days after Brooks posted an op-ed called "The Golden Age of Bailing,"[2] in which Brooks talked about the social trend of backing out of plans, which led Twitter users to joke that perhaps Brooks was simply a person people did not want to hang out with. Shortly after "How We Are Ruining America" was posted, Twitter user @BrandyLJensen[3] posted a tweet connecting the two stories, gaining over 360 retweets and 2,000 likes (shown below).

Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen Following No f------ wonder everyone bails on plans with David Brooks Recently I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch Insensitively, I led her into a gourmet sandwich shop. Suddenly I saw her face freeze up as she was confronted with sandwiches named "Padrino" and "Pomodoro" and ingredients like soppressata, capicollo and a striata baguette. I quickly asked her if she wanted to go somewhere else and she anxiously nodded yes and we ate Mexican.

Other Twitter users took to photoshop to mock the story. Twitter user @Darth[4] posted an edit of the Stranger Things 2 poster with a giant sandwich menu, gaining 96 retweets and over 460 likes (shown below, left). @LukeONeil posted a fake Pornhub screenshot mocking the story, gaining 66 likes (shown below, right).

TONA O U TAMNIMIS ALL u' Tri MELTED PRO Oiseeast, Deli & Cafe ALL UTH MELTED PROVOL ONE CHEESE So, Caesar Salad ana 99 | Salad 卞Lasagna, Raviolis35 4 Garden Salad Veal Chicken Canelo (a7.99 Chinese Chicken s Garfic Eread-side deoCaesar with Chicken ss ' Chicken Salad Tuna Salad Hot Pastrami 675He r$5755 HOUSECob e14.45 $ 6.75 Hot Roast Beef 56.75 Hot Corned Beef $7.95 $6.75 Italian Sausage $6.5 $6.75 Chicken Breast$7.75 #6 75 | OilONLTHamES, PEPPERSI Pekus Joanne's Special 8 L.T. (eacon Let,Tomf Mayo) 6.75 Meat bail Mort adella Meatballs.see orderech洁250 Homemade Soup $4256p 65ALL OF OUR SALADS ARE MA Mike's Secial FRESH DAILY IN OUR KITCHE PLEASE SEE THE DISPLAH C AT THE COUNTER $ 8.45 WITH MAYO, HVSTARO, LETTUCE BREADS TURKEY, ROAST BEEFSSs CHES Corned Beef Roast Bee Baked Han Fresh Turkey Breast North Beach Special Alottas Los Altos Sub Mixed Meat $8.45 s845 |SLICED 15.451 TE PROVOLONE SLICED HEAT MONTERN TACK SLICED SOURDOUGH PEPPER TACK 7.YS! ate LUNCH ^DDCHEtse s.75 ADD AVOCADO ADD TAL APENOS ,25 CATERING FOR ALL OCCASIONS SANDWIC NETFLIX OCT 27 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
Pornhub Search 會Upload ★Upg HOME VIDEOS ▼ CATEGORIES ▼ LIVE CAMS ▼ PORNSTARS ▼ MEET& F--- Co 亡1 n INSENSITIVELY, I LEAD HER INTO A GOURMET SANDWICH SHOP

As people continued making jokes, other Twitter users discussed the validity of Brooks' point. While some said it was valid, others argued that the presentation made his point practically immaterial since it lost so many readers. The jokes and the discourse surrounding the article was compiled in a Twitter Moment[6] later that day.

Various Examples

today's David Brooks column is worth reading Recently I took a friend of mine with a giant nail in her skull to lunch. We went to a fancy bistro with exotic menu items: chlorine tablets, noodle floats, extendable nets, and the like. It dawned on me that we were actually in a pool supply store, and there was no friend; the nail, it turns out, was in my skull. It was a parable of cultural decline.
SCOOP: @nytdavidbrooks implicated in Don Jr. Russia emails. Corresponded using secret code known only to upper-middle-class college grads. To: Donald Trump Jr >>>>On Jul 11, 2017, at 12:15 PM, David Brooks wrote >>>>Emin just called and asked me to contact you with something very interesting >The Crown prosecutor of Russia met with his father Aras this morning and in their meeting offered to provide the Trump campaign with some pomodoro and sopressata that would incriminate Hillary and her dealings with Russia and would be very useful to your father >>>>>This is obviously very high level and molto sensitivo capicollo but is part of Russia and its government's support for Mr. Trump helped along by Aras and Emin. >>>>>What do you think Is the best way to handle this and would you be able to speak to Emin about it directly at Whole Foods? >>>> can also send this a striata baguette to your father via Rhona, but it is ultra sensitive so wanted to send to you first. Best >>David Brooks
great stuff in the latest David Brooks column Recently I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch at Blimpie. Immediately, he peed his pants. "What is 'ham," he pleaded with me. I quickly bought him a can of wet dog food and then we played laser tag. They should play TED Talks over the loudspeakers at Walmart.
I don't know why everybody's going so nuts; l think David Brooks made some good points. Recently, I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch. Insensitively, I such a sexy, sexy pretty little thing. Fierce nipple pierce you got me sprung with your tongue ring. And I ain't gonna lie 'cause your loving gets me high, so to keep you by my side there's nothing that I won't try. Butterflies in her eyes and looks to kill. Time is passing I'm asking could this be real? Cause I can't sleep, I can't hold still, the only thing I really know is she got sex appeal. I can feel too much is never enough. You're always there to lift me up. When these times get rough I was lost, now I'm found ever since youve been around. You're the women that I want so yo, I'm putting it down. Come, my lady. Come, come, my lady
These David Brooks columns are getting worrisome.
my whole timeline right now, thanks to David Brooks Ham GIF

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[1] New York Times – How We Are Ruining America

[2] New York Times – The Golden Age of Bailing

[3] Twitter – @BrandyLJensen

[4] Twitter – @Darth

[5] Twitter – @LukeONeil

[6] Twitter Moments – A David Brooks column's sandwich reference is losing people



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David Brooks' Lunch Anecdote refers to a paragraph in New York Times columnist David Brooks' op-ed column, "How We Are Ruining America." In the column, Brooks tells about a story about he took his high school college friend to a gourmet sandwich shop, and assuming she did not understand the meats on the menu, offered to go get Mexican food instead. The passage was mocked on Twitter for the perceived pompousness with which Brooks told the story.

Origin

On July 11th, 2017, Brooks published "How We Are Ruining America" in the New York Times.[1] In the column, Brooks argues that generations of college-educated Americans are generally upper-middle-class Americans, and use the financial advantages that come with the class to ensure the same future for the kids, while those who don't share those advantages have a difficult time ensuring a college education for their kids. Furthermore, Brooks argues that the system favors upper-middle-class Americans to keep this social hierarchy intact. Cities such as New York, Portland, and San Francisco have zoning laws that keep lower-income families out of the city and away from good opportunities. Brooks then attempts to make a point that the upper-middle-class codes language and culture with signifiers that are "illegible unless you happen to have grown up in this class." To demonstrate this point he tells an anecdote about when he and his high-school educated friend visited a gourmet sandwich shop:

"Recently I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch. Insensitively, I led her into a gourmet sandwich shop. Suddenly I saw her face freeze up as she was confronted with sandwiches named “Padrino” and “Pomodoro” and ingredients like soppressata, capicollo and a striata baguette. I quickly asked her if she wanted to go somewhere else and she anxiously nodded yes and we ate Mexican."

Spread

The passage was instantly mocked on Twitter for what Twitter took as Brooks patronizing his friend. This story was also posted just four days after Brooks posted an op-ed called "The Golden Age of Bailing,"[2] in which Brooks talked about the social trend of backing out of plans, which led Twitter users to joke that perhaps Brooks was simply a person people did not want to hang out with. Shortly after "How We Are Ruining America" was posted, Twitter user @BrandyLJensen[3] posted a tweet connecting the two stories, gaining over 360 retweets and 2,000 likes (shown below).


Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen Following No f------ wonder everyone bails on plans with David Brooks Recently I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch Insensitively, I led her into a gourmet sandwich shop. Suddenly I saw her face freeze up as she was confronted with sandwiches named "Padrino" and "Pomodoro" and ingredients like soppressata, capicollo and a striata baguette. I quickly asked her if she wanted to go somewhere else and she anxiously nodded yes and we ate Mexican.

Other Twitter users took to photoshop to mock the story. Twitter user @Darth[4] posted an edit of the Stranger Things 2 poster with a giant sandwich menu, gaining 96 retweets and over 460 likes (shown below, left). @LukeONeil posted a fake Pornhub screenshot mocking the story, gaining 66 likes (shown below, right).


TONA O U TAMNIMIS ALL u' Tri MELTED PRO Oiseeast, Deli & Cafe ALL UTH MELTED PROVOL ONE CHEESE So, Caesar Salad ana 99 | Salad 卞Lasagna, Raviolis35 4 Garden Salad Veal Chicken Canelo (a7.99 Chinese Chicken s Garfic Eread-side deoCaesar with Chicken ss ' Chicken Salad Tuna Salad Hot Pastrami 675He r$5755 HOUSECob e14.45 $ 6.75 Hot Roast Beef 56.75 Hot Corned Beef $7.95 $6.75 Italian Sausage $6.5 $6.75 Chicken Breast$7.75 #6 75 | OilONLTHamES, PEPPERSI Pekus Joanne's Special 8 L.T. (eacon Let,Tomf Mayo) 6.75 Meat bail Mort adella Meatballs.see orderech洁250 Homemade Soup $4256p 65ALL OF OUR SALADS ARE MA Mike's Secial FRESH DAILY IN OUR KITCHE PLEASE SEE THE DISPLAH C AT THE COUNTER $ 8.45 WITH MAYO, HVSTARO, LETTUCE BREADS TURKEY, ROAST BEEFSSs CHES Corned Beef Roast Bee Baked Han Fresh Turkey Breast North Beach Special Alottas Los Altos Sub Mixed Meat $8.45 s845 |SLICED 15.451 TE PROVOLONE SLICED HEAT MONTERN TACK SLICED SOURDOUGH PEPPER TACK 7.YS! ate LUNCH ^DDCHEtse s.75 ADD AVOCADO ADD TAL APENOS ,25 CATERING FOR ALL OCCASIONS SANDWIC NETFLIX OCT 27 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES Pornhub Search 會Upload ★Upg HOME VIDEOS ▼ CATEGORIES ▼ LIVE CAMS ▼ PORNSTARS ▼ MEET& F--- Co 亡1 n INSENSITIVELY, I LEAD HER INTO A GOURMET SANDWICH SHOP

As people continued making jokes, other Twitter users discussed the validity of Brooks' point. While some said it was valid, others argued that the presentation made his point practically immaterial since it lost so many readers. The jokes and the discourse surrounding the article was compiled in a Twitter Moment[6] later that day.

Various Examples


today's David Brooks column is worth reading Recently I took a friend of mine with a giant nail in her skull to lunch. We went to a fancy bistro with exotic menu items: chlorine tablets, noodle floats, extendable nets, and the like. It dawned on me that we were actually in a pool supply store, and there was no friend; the nail, it turns out, was in my skull. It was a parable of cultural decline. SCOOP: @nytdavidbrooks implicated in Don Jr. Russia emails. Corresponded using secret code known only to upper-middle-class college grads. To: Donald Trump Jr >>>>On Jul 11, 2017, at 12:15 PM, David Brooks wrote >>>>Emin just called and asked me to contact you with something very interesting >The Crown prosecutor of Russia met with his father Aras this morning and in their meeting offered to provide the Trump campaign with some pomodoro and sopressata that would incriminate Hillary and her dealings with Russia and would be very useful to your father >>>>>This is obviously very high level and molto sensitivo capicollo but is part of Russia and its government's support for Mr. Trump helped along by Aras and Emin. >>>>>What do you think Is the best way to handle this and would you be able to speak to Emin about it directly at Whole Foods? >>>> can also send this a striata baguette to your father via Rhona, but it is ultra sensitive so wanted to send to you first. Best >>David Brooks great stuff in the latest David Brooks column Recently I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch at Blimpie. Immediately, he peed his pants. "What is 'ham," he pleaded with me. I quickly bought him a can of wet dog food and then we played laser tag. They should play TED Talks over the loudspeakers at Walmart. I don't know why everybody's going so nuts; l think David Brooks made some good points. Recently, I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch. Insensitively, I such a sexy, sexy pretty little thing. Fierce nipple pierce you got me sprung with your tongue ring. And I ain't gonna lie 'cause your loving gets me high, so to keep you by my side there's nothing that I won't try. Butterflies in her eyes and looks to kill. Time is passing I'm asking could this be real? Cause I can't sleep, I can't hold still, the only thing I really know is she got sex appeal. I can feel too much is never enough. You're always there to lift me up. When these times get rough I was lost, now I'm found ever since youve been around. You're the women that I want so yo, I'm putting it down. Come, my lady. Come, come, my lady These David Brooks columns are getting worrisome. my whole timeline right now, thanks to David Brooks Ham GIF

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External References

[1] New York Times – How We Are Ruining America

[2] New York Times – The Golden Age of Bailing

[3] Twitter – @BrandyLJensen

[4] Twitter – @Darth

[5] Twitter – @LukeONeil

[6] Twitter Moments – A David Brooks column's sandwich reference is losing people

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Do unfamiliar foods really make people feel uncomfortable? I didn't know what soppressata was until a year or two ago. I didn't get a panic attack though, I just pulled out my phone and looked it up. "What if you're too poor to have a phone? It's still discriminatory!" Fuck, before I had a phone, I'd just ask the waiter. "What if they give me a dirty look?" They're the one making your sandwich! I'm not saying we should look down on people in the service industry, I'm just saying if any of them gives you shit, it ain't hard to fight back. If food makes you uncomfortable, the problem is you, not the food and not society. Shit.

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