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great stuff in the latest David Brooks column Recently I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch at Blimpie. Immediately, he peed his pants. "What is 'ham," he pleaded with me. I quickly bought him a can of wet dog food and then we played laser tag. They should play TED Talks over the loudspeakers at Walmart.

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just stopped in my usual *paninizerria* for lunch and saw this, what gives Ham Ham Ham Ham

i'll take ya to the sandwich shop i'll show ya soppressata go 'head, girl, order up get tacos cuz yr class is dumb, whoa

David Brooks: This sandwich has lettuce. It's leaves you can eat. ldiot friend (went to non-lvy League college): ME NO EAT LEAF! NO LETTRUS!

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great stuff in the latest David Brooks column Recently I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch at Blimpie. Immediately, he peed his pants. "What is 'ham," he pleaded with me. I quickly bought him a can of wet dog food and then we played laser tag. They should play TED Talks over the loudspeakers at Walmart.

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