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Overwhelmed by the Sandwich Choices

YOU ONLY A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA WHEN HAVE AND THE SANDWICH OPTIONS ARE PADRINOVAND POMODORO
YOU ONLY A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA WHEN HAVE AND THE SANDWICH OPTIONS ARE PADRINOVAND POMODORO

David Brooks' Lunch Anecdote
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Paninizerra

just stopped in my usual *paninizerria* for lunch and saw this, what gives Ham Ham Ham Ham
just stopped in my usual *paninizerria* for lunch and saw this, what gives Ham Ham Ham Ham

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Candy Shop

i'll take ya to the sandwich shop i'll show ya soppressata go 'head, girl, order up get tacos cuz yr class is dumb, whoa
i'll take ya to the sandwich shop i'll show ya soppressata go 'head, girl, order up get tacos cuz yr class is dumb, whoa

David Brooks' Lunch Anecdote
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LETTRUS

David Brooks: This sandwich has lettuce. It's leaves you can eat. ldiot friend (went to non-lvy League college): ME NO EAT LEAF! NO LETTRUS!
David Brooks: This sandwich has lettuce. It's leaves you can eat. ldiot friend (went to non-lvy League college): ME NO EAT LEAF! NO LETTRUS!

David Brooks' Lunch Anecdote
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Pepper

WAITER: fresh-ground pepper? DAVID BROOKS: [to no one] THIS IS NORMAL. HE IS ASKING IF WE WOULD LIKE PEPPER, A SPICE, ON OUR FOOD
WAITER: fresh-ground pepper? DAVID BROOKS: [to no one] THIS IS NORMAL. HE IS ASKING IF WE WOULD LIKE PEPPER, A SPICE, ON OUR FOOD

David Brooks' Lunch Anecdote
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He Gave Her Sbubby

My theory is that David Brooks took his cringing prole pal/lunch date to Subway SUBWAY@SUBWAY Spfetadation to our savoy avoful talan Hero. 0:15%
My theory is that David Brooks took his cringing prole pal/lunch date to Subway SUBWAY@SUBWAY Spfetadation to our savoy avoful talan Hero. 0:15%

David Brooks' Lunch Anecdote
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Brooks Was Here

These David Brooks columns are getting worrisome.
These David Brooks columns are getting worrisome.

David Brooks' Lunch Anecdote
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DT Jr's Email

SCOOP: @nytdavidbrooks implicated in Don Jr. Russia emails. Corresponded using secret code known only to upper-middle-class college grads. To: Donald Trump Jr >>>>On Jul 11, 2017, at 12:15 PM, David Brooks wrote >>>>Emin just called and asked me to contact you with something very interesting >The Crown prosecutor of Russia met with his father Aras this morning and in their meeting offered to provide the Trump campaign with some pomodoro and sopressata that would incriminate Hillary and her dealings with Russia and would be very useful to your father >>>>>This is obviously very high level and molto sensitivo capicollo but is part of Russia and its government's support for Mr. Trump helped along by Aras and Emin. >>>>>What do you think Is the best way to handle this and would you be able to speak to Emin about it directly at Whole Foods? >>>> can also send this a striata baguette to your father via Rhona, but it is ultra sensitive so wanted to send to you first. Best >>David Brooks
SCOOP: @nytdavidbrooks implicated in Don Jr. Russia emails. Corresponded using secret code known only to upper-middle-class college grads. To: Donald Trump Jr >>>>On Jul 11, 2017, at 12:15 PM, David Brooks wrote >>>>Emin just called and asked me to contact you with something very interesting >The Crown prosecutor of Russia met with his father Aras this morning and in their meeting offered to provide the Trump campaign with some pomodoro and sopressata that would incriminate Hillary and her dealings with Russia and would be very useful to your father >>>>>This is obviously very high level and molto sensitivo capicollo but is part of Russia and its government's support for Mr. Trump helped along by Aras and Emin. >>>>>What do you think Is the best way to handle this and would you be able to speak to Emin about it directly at Whole Foods? >>>> can also send this a striata baguette to your father via Rhona, but it is ultra sensitive so wanted to send to you first. Best >>David Brooks

David Brooks' Lunch Anecdote
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Butterfly

I don't know why everybody's going so nuts; l think David Brooks made some good points. Recently, I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch. Insensitively, I such a sexy, sexy pretty little thing. Fierce nipple pierce you got me sprung with your tongue ring. And I ain't gonna lie 'cause your loving gets me high, so to keep you by my side there's nothing that I won't try. Butterflies in her eyes and looks to kill. Time is passing I'm asking could this be real? Cause I can't sleep, I can't hold still, the only thing I really know is she got sex appeal. I can feel too much is never enough. You're always there to lift me up. When these times get rough I was lost, now I'm found ever since youve been around. You're the women that I want so yo, I'm putting it down. Come, my lady. Come, come, my lady
I don't know why everybody's going so nuts; l think David Brooks made some good points. Recently, I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch. Insensitively, I such a sexy, sexy pretty little thing. Fierce nipple pierce you got me sprung with your tongue ring. And I ain't gonna lie 'cause your loving gets me high, so to keep you by my side there's nothing that I won't try. Butterflies in her eyes and looks to kill. Time is passing I'm asking could this be real? Cause I can't sleep, I can't hold still, the only thing I really know is she got sex appeal. I can feel too much is never enough. You're always there to lift me up. When these times get rough I was lost, now I'm found ever since youve been around. You're the women that I want so yo, I'm putting it down. Come, my lady. Come, come, my lady

David Brooks' Lunch Anecdote
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Ham

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my whole timeline right now, thanks to David Brooks Ham GIF

David Brooks' Lunch Anecdote
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Immediately He Peed His Pants

great stuff in the latest David Brooks column Recently I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch at Blimpie. Immediately, he peed his pants. "What is 'ham," he pleaded with me. I quickly bought him a can of wet dog food and then we played laser tag. They should play TED Talks over the loudspeakers at Walmart.
great stuff in the latest David Brooks column Recently I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch at Blimpie. Immediately, he peed his pants. "What is 'ham," he pleaded with me. I quickly bought him a can of wet dog food and then we played laser tag. They should play TED Talks over the loudspeakers at Walmart.

David Brooks' Lunch Anecdote
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Friend With a Giant Nail In Her Skull

today's David Brooks column is worth reading Recently I took a friend of mine with a giant nail in her skull to lunch. We went to a fancy bistro with exotic menu items: chlorine tablets, noodle floats, extendable nets, and the like. It dawned on me that we were actually in a pool supply store, and there was no friend; the nail, it turns out, was in my skull. It was a parable of cultural decline.
today's David Brooks column is worth reading Recently I took a friend of mine with a giant nail in her skull to lunch. We went to a fancy bistro with exotic menu items: chlorine tablets, noodle floats, extendable nets, and the like. It dawned on me that we were actually in a pool supply store, and there was no friend; the nail, it turns out, was in my skull. It was a parable of cultural decline.

David Brooks' Lunch Anecdote
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Pornhub

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David Brooks' Lunch Anecdote
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Stranger Things 2

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TONA O U TAMNIMIS ALL u' Tri MELTED PRO Oiseeast, Deli & Cafe ALL UTH MELTED PROVOL ONE CHEESE So, Caesar Salad ana 99 | Salad 卞Lasagna, Raviolis35 4 Garden Salad Veal Chicken Canelo (a7.99 Chinese Chicken s Garfic Eread-side deoCaesar with Chicken ss ' Chicken Salad Tuna Salad Hot Pastrami 675He r$5755 HOUSECob e14.45 $ 6.75 Hot Roast Beef 56.75 Hot Corned Beef $7.95 $6.75 Italian Sausage $6.5 $6.75 Chicken Breast$7.75 #6 75 | OilONLTHamES, PEPPERSI Pekus Joanne's Special 8 L.T. (eacon Let,Tomf Mayo) 6.75 Meat bail Mort adella Meatballs.see orderech洁250 Homemade Soup $4256p 65ALL OF OUR SALADS ARE MA Mike's Secial FRESH DAILY IN OUR KITCHE PLEASE SEE THE DISPLAH C AT THE COUNTER $ 8.45 WITH MAYO, HVSTARO, LETTUCE BREADS TURKEY, ROAST BEEFSSs CHES Corned Beef Roast Bee Baked Han Fresh Turkey Breast North Beach Special Alottas Los Altos Sub Mixed Meat $8.45 s845 |SLICED 15.451 TE PROVOLONE SLICED HEAT MONTERN TACK SLICED SOURDOUGH PEPPER TACK 7.YS! ate LUNCH ^DDCHEtse s.75 ADD AVOCADO ADD TAL APENOS ,25 CATERING FOR ALL OCCASIONS SANDWIC NETFLIX OCT 27 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

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No Wonder No One Wants to Hang Out With David Brooks

Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen Following No f------ wonder everyone bails on plans with David Brooks Recently I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch Insensitively, I led her into a gourmet sandwich shop. Suddenly I saw her face freeze up as she was confronted with sandwiches named "Padrino" and "Pomodoro" and ingredients like soppressata, capicollo and a striata baguette. I quickly asked her if she wanted to go somewhere else and she anxiously nodded yes and we ate Mexican.
Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen Following No f------ wonder everyone bails on plans with David Brooks Recently I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch Insensitively, I led her into a gourmet sandwich shop. Suddenly I saw her face freeze up as she was confronted with sandwiches named "Padrino" and "Pomodoro" and ingredients like soppressata, capicollo and a striata baguette. I quickly asked her if she wanted to go somewhere else and she anxiously nodded yes and we ate Mexican.

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