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□ Anonymous 06/02/12(Sat)22:35 No 141695179 >Starved for entertainment, go to Gamestop, see game sitting behind thin pane of glass. >Break glass, steal game. Caught by police. Sentenced to 5 years, because I cant pay >Feel unjustly imprisoned, end up spending almost 2 decades in jail because I keep trying to escape >Finally get out: unemployable due to record, hotels won't even rent me a room >Finally ind a local clergyman who offers me a room for the night >He feeds me and even lets me play with his DS >Naturally, I steal the D'S at night and run Get slopped by police >They see me with the DS and ask me about it, I tell them it was a gift from the priest because he pitied me >They take me back to the priest and make me tell him my version of the story. I brace for jailtime >He tells them it WAS a gift, and even gives me all of his games for it >After cops leave, he tells me he has bought my soul for God >I leave, break my parole, sell the DS and games, invest the money wisely in business and in stocks >Become rich, respected business owner, elected mayor of the town Tm hiding out in One of the police officers who helped run the prison I was in gets reassigned to work in my town >Over time he recognizes me, and tells his superiors about me >They dont believe him, but another man is brought to trial for my crimes because of s----- eye witnesses identifying him l end up going to the trial and admitting my gui >Forced to fee so that I can take care of an orphan >Hide out in a convent as a gardener for 10 years while orphan grows up Finally leave, adopted daughter gets seduced by an anarchist THE SAME F------ POLICE OFFICER FINDS ME AGAIN >Forced to See country amid revolution >Save the lives of the anarchist AND the police officer Die of old age due to stress F------ GAMESTOP
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About

Fucking Gamestop is a type of greentext stories posted on 4chan containing fake experiences with the American video game and entertainment software retailer Gamestop, ending with the catchphrase "FUCKING GAMESTOP". These stories commonly involve the intention of buying a videogame, the clerk not willing to follow the customer's demand, or Gamestop's used games policy.

Origin

The original post originated from 4chan's /v/ (video games) board and was posted on March 10th, 2010.

>Go to gamestop
>Trade in 2 shitty games
>get GoW3 preorder paid in full
>bro behind counter gives me employee discount cause we always talk when I go in
>leave and go home

FUCKING GAMESTOP

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From there on, many variations of the original poster's material appeared, all following the same format. Some such variations include:

>Go to gamestop
>Ask if they have the Monster Hunter Tri demo
>Cashier gives me a copy
>We discuss monster hunter for a little while
>I ask him if they happen to sell PSP game cases because my MHFU case broke somehow and won't close anymore
>He gives me a blank PSP game case the use for used PSP games for free
>I grab a PSP case because I've needed one and I don't want my PSP screen to get scratched if I bring it out with me
>leave the Gamestop with my purchase and some free stuff

FUCKING GAMESTOP

> Go to Gamestop
> Buy shit
> Leave

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>Go to Gamestop.
>Start up my chainsaw.
>Destroy consoles games while ranting madly about PC Master Race.
>Clerks yell at me for destroying their merchandise, but decide to back off since they'll still be able to sell PC games.
>Destroy PC games while laughing maniacally.
>They're all "Dude, what the fuck? we thought you liked PC games."
>I reply "Yeah, but who actually PAYS for those?"
>Shut off my chainsaw and start to leave.
>They ask if I would like to pre-order God of War 3.

FUCKING GAMESTOP.

>in the US for a few days
>go to gamestop
>shoplift game off the shelf
>open it
>empty

Siban Gejmstop

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Gamestop p O w er to the paye TM JK! LOL LOL

About

Fucking Gamestop is a type of greentext stories posted on 4chan containing fake experiences with the American video game and entertainment software retailer Gamestop, ending with the catchphrase "FUCKING GAMESTOP". These stories commonly involve the intention of buying a videogame, the clerk not willing to follow the customer's demand, or Gamestop's used games policy.

Origin

The original post originated from 4chan's /v/ (video games) board and was posted on March 10th, 2010.

>Go to gamestop
>Trade in 2 shitty games
>get GoW3 preorder paid in full
>bro behind counter gives me employee discount cause we always talk when I go in
>leave and go home

FUCKING GAMESTOP

Spread

From there on, many variations of the original poster's material appeared, all following the same format. Some such variations include:

>Go to gamestop
>Ask if they have the Monster Hunter Tri demo
>Cashier gives me a copy
>We discuss monster hunter for a little while
>I ask him if they happen to sell PSP game cases because my MHFU case broke somehow and won't close anymore
>He gives me a blank PSP game case the use for used PSP games for free
>I grab a PSP case because I've needed one and I don't want my PSP screen to get scratched if I bring it out with me
>leave the Gamestop with my purchase and some free stuff

FUCKING GAMESTOP

> Go to Gamestop
> Buy shit
> Leave

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>Go to Gamestop.
>Start up my chainsaw.
>Destroy consoles games while ranting madly about PC Master Race.
>Clerks yell at me for destroying their merchandise, but decide to back off since they'll still be able to sell PC games.
>Destroy PC games while laughing maniacally.
>They're all "Dude, what the fuck? we thought you liked PC games."
>I reply "Yeah, but who actually PAYS for those?"
>Shut off my chainsaw and start to leave.
>They ask if I would like to pre-order God of War 3.

FUCKING GAMESTOP.

>in the US for a few days
>go to gamestop
>shoplift game off the shelf
>open it
>empty

Siban Gejmstop

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>goes to Gamestop
>buy some amiibos
>guy offers me a New 3ds for free with my purchase
>it's customized with a Link keychain and KLK sticker
>sweet deal
>other employee turns around
>"wtf that's my 3ds stop"
>walk out with purchase
FUCKING GAMESTOP

True story by the way

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