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![File: 1486194118578.png (9 KB, 338x339) O Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:04:55 No.61700253 [Reply] > >>61700531 >randomly lock eyes with q.t 6.28 while on my daily jog >she smiles at me >without changing my facial expression, turn 90 degrees and continue my walk >realize what happened 2 seconds later and go back, but she's gone >walk around the park for another 15 minutes before i accept in my heart of hearts that she's gone and i blew it why must I be so slow >> Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:06:31 No.61700270 >> Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:09:17 No.61700294 >> Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:21:50 No.61700418 >> Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:28:34 No.61700490 ► >> O Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:33:07 No.61700531 ► >>61700253 (OP) >be stacy >see pathetic incel trying to self improve >feel sorry for him >realize hes staring at me like a r----- >give him a pity smile so he wont try to r--- me >he does some funny sperg move and makes an ass of himself >jog away as fast as I can to avoid the creepy ugly jogging incel who is trying to stalk me now](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/992/783/467.jpg "anon goes for a jog | /r/Greentext")
![File: e25b503ec294fc5d7f3cc37a4(...).jpg (76 KB, 1024x1024) O Anonymous 01/15/21(Fri)20:26:08 No.844914479 [Reply] >Be me 5 years ago >Virgin loser >Have 2 friends >Decide enough is enough >Devise plan to get cooch >ldeas thrown around (get ripped, be a decent f------ human ect) >Need a quick idea >Overhear popular girl is having a sleepover >ldea.exe >We could pretend to be gay to get in >Next 3 days are spent being literal stereotypes, making sure girls notice >Actually get invited >Victory.png >Sleepover is dogshit >Just gossip >Bored out of my balls >"Hey anon, how would you feel about kissing a girl?" >Tell them I wouldn't love it >They come up with game >You'have to stay up as long as possible, last 2 people up have to make out >soundsgood.bat >Me and my chums struggle to stay awake >But we need to stay awake >We're not falling asleep >We're up all night to the sun >We're up all night to get some >We're up all night for good fun >We're up all night to get lucky Pic related](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/992/664/4d6.png "Anon gets lucky | /r/Greentext")
