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8 KB, 600x484) Anonymous 08/17/18(Fri)14:13:23 No.777423877 >tard story from a while back >so the special ed teacher's son died in a car accident years prior >really sad, well known throughout town >couple years later >sped teacher helping the tards with math >one little tard looks at teacher >"hey mrs. anonderson, rember your son?" > she looks at him, nods >"he died" >mfw teacher is holding back tears >tard goes back to doing math poorly I guess tards do have good memory

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File: 150507-news-amy-schumer jpg (49 KB, 349x509) Anonymous 10/17/15(Sat)14:22:14 No.646917109 ► > be me, Amy Schumer > get a crush on some guy who wouldn't touch me with a ten-foot pole > one day he drunk dials me >I go to his house > he's so wasted he literally cannot make eye contact with me > 1, fully sober, walk over to him and initiate sex > he is so drunk he can't even stay erect > he falls asleep on more than one occasion > I keep having sex with him > tell this story at a feminist gala > feminists praise me for literally r----- a guy > mfw the media doesn't even care > mfw I get to host Saturday Night Live > mfw I have the gall to condemn Bill Cosby for doing the same s--- I did la

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: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)20:22:52 No.66467571 >got drunk and accidentally texted a picture of my penis e---------- to my work WhatsApp group It's f------ over, I haven't even looked at the replies and people have been calling my phone 85 KB JPG

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onymous 12/25/21(Sat)01:22:16 No.66701830 >think technology is making me into a degenerate >do no-tech for a while >alone with my thoughts I start thinking of ways of training my mannerisms to be more like those 419 KB PNG of a cute princess Back to using my pc.

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onymous 12/24/21(Fri)19:56:25 No.869254615 When should we f--- the Sentinelese up? >Beautiful island they get to keep for themselves >Allowed to murder to protect their borders with no prosecution >Allowed to attack and kill 156 KB JPG innocent people who didn't even mean to wash up there >Squandering said beautiful island >Not contributing jack s--- to the rest of the world and never have We could literally just drop some germs on them and wait, then take the island for ourselves. 54 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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Anonymous (ID: OZZFKYUT ) 12/23/21(Thu)18:36:29 No.353421544 ► >353419698 >masks do nothing >only a really good mask does anything >it infects through the eyes so you need full seal eye protection or else you aren't safe >actually any mask will work >you need to be 12ft away from people >you need to be 3ft away from people >you need to be 6ft away from people >it stays on surfaces for over a week >it stays on surfaces for three days >it stays on some surfaces for an hour or so >all sports will be canceled >we don't have enough tests to go around >we have enough to test the NBA daily so they can still play >our tests aren't accurate >testing is the key right now >btw we only told you masks didn't work so you wouldn't buy the good ones before we could >no you cannot wear the good ones to the doctors office >get vaccinated >any vaccine will do >DÓ NOT GET THAT ONE >that one will be ok actually >they are all different >it doesn't matter which one you get >we can open up again >WE HAVE TO SHÚT IT DOWN AGAIN >if you are vaccinated you are fine >if you are vaccinated you are still at risk >if you are vaccinated you are at risk because other people aren't vaccinated

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>be me >casually talk to my twink roommate after football match >invites me to play batsu game on super smash bros >whoever did lose the set,gotta drink 2 vodka shots 66 KB JPG >after 10 rounds we were super waster and tipsy >we both start feeling an electric current in the air as both our body temperature raised up >we had sex >yesterday >woke up next to him today >cuddle a little cuz why not >we had sex again >It was hot as f---, but I want to kill myself because I'm not a homosexual What do,im not gay and i don't want other people to find out, especially my super-conservative family

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: Anonymous 12/28/17(Thu)02:04:18 No.755100053 >be me >have a dream about sentient cockatoo >tells me that i have to be careful >ask why >all he says is 'soon' 173 KB JPG >dissappears for a while >comes back >i get hit by car >lose leg, have to use crutches anx prosthetics for the rest of my life >sentient cockatoo comes back >tells me to pet his underfluffies >i do >mfw i woke up rock hard

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: Anonymous Bug Bro 11/26/21(Fri)09:04:51 No.66306153 >15 year old daughter suddently got an extreme interest in mantises >decide to buy her one >she cares for it like a baby, honestly surprised at her responsibility over her pet >she wants me to hold it but I don't wanna >eventually she wears me down and I do it >the damn thing looks me in the face 1.2 MB JPG when it's not focused on the tricks she makes it do (jump from hand to hand, etc) >daughter tells me it can eat all sorts of meat >what the hell >feed it a piece of steak >IT EATS IT FROM MY HAND >have been bonding with the mantis ever since I never thought I could get this invested in a bug.

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: Anonymous 08/17/18(Fri)02:45:42 No.47557562 >Be me >Take shower >Water touches my whole body including c--- >Watercycle.jpg >Girl takes shower >Water touches vagina 38 KB JPG >Mfw I basically had shower sex Later virgins 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 08/17/18(Fri)03:07:53 No.47557792 >>47557562 (OP) # F--- OFF NORMIE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

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: Anonymous 05/12/21(Wed)18:41:16 No.63638981 >YOU WILL CARE ABOUT THE PALESTINE AND ISRAEL CONFLICT >YOU WILL PICK A SIDE >YOU WILL NOT IGNORE IT >YOU WILL LISTEN TO 279 KB PNG TWITTERS POLITICAL RAMBLINGS ABOUT IT >YOU WILL FORM AN OPINION >YOU WILL FEEL BAD FOR THE PEOPLE >YOU WILL SEND YOUR PRAYERS

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75% 9:23 >30 mins ago >hear knock on my bedroom door >open up to see mom standing next to some lady >"anon, this is linda, shes a friend of mine and a therapist she is here to talk to you about staying in your room all day" 208 KB PNG >immediately p----- but too beta to express it >she turns tells me to sit down >tell her i need to go to the bathroom (theres one connected to my room since its a jack and jill bedroom) >go to bathroom and run out from the other side >mom says "WAIT" as i run out the door and hop on my bike >sitting at a cafe right now wondering if i did the right thing now what? What should i say when i go home? Should i go home? : Anonymous 08/06/18(Mon)21:12:55 No.47334081 >>47334030 (OP) # Don't know anon. maybe try therapy? if not always run out the bathroom again : Anonymous 08/06/18(Mon)21:13:26 No.47334095 >>47334030 (OP) # Well, they certainly got you out of your room, didn't they? : Anonymous 08/06/18(Mon)21:14:25 No.47334117 Your life is over. Your options are to either go on the run or kill yourself.

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: Anonymous 12/19/21(Sun)01:47:36 No.64805142 >>64805025 # >l also try to be extremely well- informed about people's cultures and histories specifically soI can insult them in the most grave 31 KB JPG manner possible Based

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>be me >old school 4chan user from 412 KB PNG before fbi infiltration >gave up b/ because muh responsibilitehs >start using reddit >see they have greentext sub >these lazy f--- are harvesting greentext from chan for clout >get angry >make fake greentexts in ms paint and post to reddit >reddit f--- don't notice obvious signs of fakery >mfw get 26k upvotes on fake greentext >submitted dozens now suck it parasites

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13m · 47414424 2 Replies 0 Image JPG 41KB (600 x 687) 1 Reply >reading unironic neonazi thread while listening to anime music >switch back to p--- of a girl shoving the head of a John Cena doll in her a------ and p---- >finish jerking off >start downloading Yu Yu Hakusho >switch back to reading unironic nazi thread >mfw i realize what my life is Are the normies right that we shouldn't use this website so much

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