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Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)09:00:46 No.702351406 Overall, it is safer in our country - nobody will waylay you on your journey. And we treat women with greater respect and set great store by learning! Natsal Onal: I find wandless magic to be much more instinctive. Not to mention quite convenient if one is without their wand. humiliationrituals.png 1.73 MB PNG >dev inserts a black character randomly into the setting >proceeds to use them to talk down to the character >implies that western culture is inferior in some aspect >you can literally hear the dev cooming in the background as he gets a moral high off of doing this to you is there a term for this phenomenon?

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: Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 20:54:58 No.207217553 >be me >finally get my driver's license >first thing I do is drive around my city at night blasting A Real Hero Has a film ever impacted your life? 247 KB PNG Anonymous 74 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat)21:00:51 No.207217737 >get my license >this changes EVERYTHING! >all i do is drive mum around BECK 12/21/24(Sat)21:03:22 No.207217797 >>207217553 (OP) # I'm too retarded to get a driver's licence Loser

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Age : Anonymous Women are aboutta be f----- World (2020) Male Female 85 80-84 75-79 70-74 65-69 60-64 55-59 50-54 45-49 40-44 35-39 30-34 25-29 20-24 15-19 10-14 5.9 04 12 KB PNG consumption 02/08/25(Sat)23:22:51 No.931096491 >The global population pyramid is becoming unhealthy >The flow of migrants will stop >Once they do corporations will lose their cheap labor >The labor markets will go into shock >Automation won't be advanced enough >They need cheap labor so we can continue our lives of constant >Women's rights will be stripped away, becoming nothing but breeding cows >This has been seen already with anti abortion movements and places getting rid of no fault divorce >Its even possible r--- could be legalized >I mean I'm an incel, but even i can't stomach the future bound for women >The hordes of chuds and groypers will be unleashed onto innocent women >And it came to pass that the daughters of Babylon were destroyed by the persians and the sons of Nebuchadnezzar could do nothing but wail

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Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)10:03:40 No.56747060 675465670.jpg 326 KB JPG >Friend becomes a Buddhist out of nowhere >Starts going on "retreats" every month >Presume it's like a thing he does with his "sangha" group >Find out today he literally just isolates himself in an abandoned factory for a week with no entertainment other than his thoughts >No electricity (minimal natural light) and practically starves/dehydrates himself, and sleeps on a cold, hard floor with no cover Uh….. that isn't normal.

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: Anonymous (ID: 2Zlic7IH 02/05/25(Wed)10:57:13 No.496575544 >Some retard posts some random s--- on X >Elon responds with: >"Yeah" >"Uh huh" >"Yep" >"WOW!" >"You got it!" He's like a parent talking to a kid with down syndrome

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File: download.jpg (6 KB, 318x159) Anti-Doge SHILLS and GLOWIES BTFO ETERNALLY Anonymous (ID: Y62GCO4K) E 02/06/25(Thu)16:34:47 No.496712462 >>496715886 >>496716354 >be me >lawyer, actually reads Trump's DOGE Executive Order >expecting some illegal power grab, but it's airtight >turns out Trump & Musk didn't create s----Obama did >Obama created United States Digital Service (USDS) in 2014 >was meant to fix Big Mike's t----- BFF's website after it launched as a flaming pile of DEI s--- >bureaucratic patch job to fix the Obamacare website meltdown >fast forward to 2025, Trump rebrands it DOGE (United States DOGE Service) >keeps the acronym, keeps the funding, but gives it a whole new mission: Find the Receipts >legally untouchable because it was already fully funded and operational >Trump invokes 5 USC 3161, which allows him to create temporary hiring authorities >DOGE teams get embedded inside every single federal agency >each team consists of a lawyer, HR rep,zoomer nerd, and an investigator >they report to DOGE, not the agency they're embedded in >but wait, there's more >Trump invokes 44 USC Chapter 35 which governs federal IT and cybersecurity oversight >since USDS was originally an IT oversight body, DOGE now has full access to all federal data systems >yes, all of them >executive order is written to block legal challenges >includes language that overrides conflicting executive orders >orders every agency to comply, refusing means they violate presidential authority >Congress can't defund it because it's not a new program, just a repurposed one >DOJ can't sue for overreach because Trump used existing laws exactly as written >Dems trying to file legal challenges, but they run into standing issues because DOGE operates within existing frameworks >Obama literally built the perfect Deep State IT backdoor >Trump & Musk just hacked the system and took the admin controls >Musk now has legal oversight of every major agency's internal systems the Deep State can't stop it without rewriting multiple federal laws >MFW they legally outplayed the system and there's nothing anyone can do about it >MFW Obama created DOGE

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Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat) 14:28:52 No.80302362 >Open youtube 232 KB PNG >Watch my 600lbs life >Get a rock solid boner >Close my 600bs life >Contemplate my life Am I completley doomed? Please, I cannot be the only person this happens to.

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Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)15:30:12 No.80302874 206 KB PNG >Ugh, I'm a lazy f--- who cant get out of bed >Oh! My grandson won a golden ticket?! >I'm gonna f----- breakdance for the first time in 10 years Seriously what a c---.

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 2100YGLp) 166 KB PNG >Declares war on terrorism >Terrorism thrives He had one job. Settings Mobile Home 02/08/25(Sat) 13:25:53 No.496890693

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Anonymous 199 KB JPG 02/08/25(Sat) 19:05:59 No.931071825 >Be me >Go to a bar alone on a friday night >I actually have some good alone time while drinking beer and listening to a nice DJ live set >Some time after I look at a very cute girl standing not too far away from me >She also looks at me and blushes >Couple of minutes later she walks to me and starts a small talk >We have a really nice and interesting chat >She then asks me: "Hey, anon, do you like making out?" >I am like: "who doesn't?" >So we start to make out for 10 minutes >She than says that she has to go to a toilet and leaves >I wait for her, but as time goes on she doesn't come back >She finally returns after about 25 minutes should >"Hey anon you are a really nice guy and all, but what we did is wrong cause I have a boyfriend, so you try your luck with some other girl" >She then proceedes to sit with some other guy who I assume is her bf in the corner of the bar where they started making out and cuddling >My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined cause I fumbled a solid 8,5 cutie >I wasn't even in a mood to get drunk, so I decided just to get one shot of vodka and go home Why are women like that? I am not even a virgin, nor do I have problem with finding a date, but that kind of behavior just got me really frustrated and sad

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: Anonymous 02/01/25(Sat)20:00:29 No.104168632 bcf5d6_ea54daf8024a43aaad3c70460c00f365~mv2.jpg 97 KB JPG >Japan >Used to be the center for technological innovation >Was always ahead of the U.S >current year >They have no ground breaking Al software of their own >Nothing worth talking about has came from Japan in ages >China is now the king of tech advancement What happened?

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65 KB JPG my bf slapped me. >bf's grandma has a stroke and goes into septic shock >we go to the hospital >he goes in and talks to the doctors >he comes back out and tells me she's been declared braindead >I try to lighten the mood by saying "sounds like not much has changed" >he asks me what I mean >"well, you know... she was always kind of a... you know... ditz... airhead... was that a bad joke?" >he walks over to me and backhands me

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Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)20:39:39 No.208492354 I f----- Ted skyler-white-breaking-bad.gif 45 KB GIF >This is the best idea a woman could come up with to make man angry

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Anonymous 02/08/25 (Sat) 18:14:16 No.208490433 road house.png 1.7 MB PNG >I used to f--- guys like you in prison lolwut

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: Anonymous 143 KB JPG 02/08/25(Sat) 10:26:27 No.931060018 > Amerifats will f--- anything under 200 pounds >will f--- almost anything over 200 pounds Amerifats literally think skinny = hot. Now we have Hawk Tuah to be considered as "mildly attractive" (to amerifats). She's a f------ gopher you retards.

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Anonymous Invincible 02/07/25(Fri)22:46:51 No.147411435 28 KB JPG >NOOO CECIL! YOU CAN'T JUST REHABILITATE VILLAINS TO USE THEIR SKILLS AND POWERS FOR GOOD! THEY HAVE TO ROT IN PRISON FOREVER (which they'll eventually escape from anyway) FOR KILLING PEOPLE! Jesus what was Mark's problem? Cecil was completely reasonable here.

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9.9 kB JPG >be 11 year old me >Minecraft 1.0 comes out >want to get it >mom doesn't get me it at first >feelsbad.png >Easter rolls around >mom hands me a paper >its a username and password >mom got me an account for Easter >thanks mom >play minecraft all the time >make lots of memories and friends playing minecraft >fast forward to now >redownload Minecraft for the hell of it >look around for paper with username and password >find it >username is my name spelled backwards >lol >password... >"lovemom" >love you mom

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