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The 35 Year Old Groomer We usually do $120 for the full cut, yeah shampoo is included Is that your dog? He's beautiful How often do you take your dogs in for grooming? Yeah I can do a poodle cut no problem She's a little stinky ha! Don't worry I'll get all that dirt out It's getting warmer out your dog would probably be a lot more comfortable without all that extra fur

The 84 year old Sith Groomer Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? You want to save the ones you love from dying don't you? To cheat death is the The dark side of the power only one has achieved. But if we work Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. together I know we can discover the secret. The council doesn't "Not from a Jedi" seem to fully appreciate your talents.

The 35 Year Old Groomer I usually wouldn't date someone under 20 lets duo bot haha check your discord „for me persona]ly" I can help with your stream of course i'll fly you out Yes I've always wanted to visit... where do you five hey buddy

The 35 Year Old RECROOTER No plans after school? ahaha that's a shame Wow I would've never guessed you were that young haha You act so mature for your age nooo don't go to college first you're so strong and poor tho ahaha You're spending so much time with your friends, you should spend that time in the Middle East What's your malfunction soldierha Do your parents know aboutthe benefits you get from serving That sucks you grew up without a dad haha

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Groomer Wojak refers to an -Oomer Wojak casting a leary look, with his mouth slightly open in excitement. Originating from the The 35-Year-Old Groomer meme, the Wojak has since gained popularity as a way to depict those who intend to exploit impressionable people, sexually or otherwise.

Origin

The exact origin of the image is unknown. On September 13th, 2019, Twitter^[1] user @sissyhog made the earliest discovered repost of the original Oomer Wojak meme depicting "The 35-Year-Old Groomer." On September 14th, 2019, the image was reposted to /r/dankmemes,^[2] while on September 15th, iFunny^[3] user chulita made the earliest viral repost which gained over 460 smiles on the platform.

The 35 Year Old Groomer Wow I would've never guessed you were that young haha You act so mature for your age You're spending so much time with your friends, you should spend that time with me What's your Snapchat ha Do your parents know about me That sucks you grew up without a dad haha haha

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On September 21st, 2019, an anonymous 4chan^[4] user posted the earliest known derivative of the meme (shown below, left), adding hair and headphones to the Wojak. On January 14th, 2020, Instagram^[5] user d00mer reposted an image combining the meme with a joke about Discord Child Grooming (shown below, right), gaining over 420 likes in six months.

The 35 Year Old DISCOOMER Here's a link to my server You act so mature for your age Do your parents know about me? Owo Wow I would've never guessed you were that young haha Wanna play Minecraft together? That sucks you grew up without a dad haha

The meme did not see a significant presence online until early June 2020. On June 14th, Twitter^[6] user @Tsaristwolf posted the first viral derivative version of the meme mocking army recruiters (shown below); the post received over 640 retweets and comments and 2,200 likes and was widely circulated online in the following weeks.

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The 35 Year Old PSYCHIATRIST trauma hmm.. sounds like anxiety to me mindfullness self diagnosis is never good *misdiagnoses you lets get to the root of these anxieties abusive parents? how about we do a family session sometime you sound like you are potentially a harm to yourself or others, doI have to call the psych ward? ya know depression is a chemical imbalance SSRIS will fix that right up depression anxieties

The 25 Year Old Smash Player don't tell your parents about what happened ok Wow I would've never guessed you were 13 haha You act so mature for your age You're spending so much time with who do you main lol your friends, you shouldcome to my hotel room after this set haha dreamstime Do your parents know about me haha That sucks you grew up without a dad haha

Your period cramps are unbearable? I know how to fix that right up. Get pregnant. I'll help.

The 35 Year Old RECROOTER UwU dreamstime

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External References

^[1] Twitter – @sissyhog

^[2] Reddit – The 35 Year Old Groomer.

^[3] iFunny – chulita

^[4] 4chan – /pol/ Post #227303300

^[5] Instagram – d00mer

^[6] Twitter – @Tsaristwolf

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The 17 Year Old RECROOTER No plans after escaping the WG? ahaha that's a shame Wow I would've never guessed your bounty was that high haha You have so many practical skills that would benefit me on, my journey You're spending so much time with your friends, you should spend that time on the grand line What's your devil fruit ability ha you hear about the gum gum rocket That sucks you grew up without a dad haha

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