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Holy Fucking Shit. I Want to Bang X So Goddamn Bad.
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Holy Fucking Shit. I Want to Bang So Goddamn Bad is a copypasta used to express a sarcastic sexual attraction to various fictional characters. The original copypasta reads:
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.
Origin
On March 30th, 2018, Redditor [1] Beamo1080 posted the earliest known variation of the copypasta in the /r/copypasta subreddit. The post received more than 690 points (99% upvoted) and 40 comments in about one year (shown below).
Spread
On January 14th, 2019, Redditor[4] catmality posted the Isabelle variation in the /r/copypasta subreddit, where it received more than 4,700 points (95% upvoted) and 195 comments.
On April 8th, Redditor[2] regretful-decisions posted a variation of the copypasta in the /r/copypasta subreddit, replacing Isabelle from Animal Crossing with the Minecraft Creeper, crossposting the copypasta from an /r/teenagers post.[3] The post received more than 5,800 points (96% upvoted) and 90 comments. They wrote:
Commit suicide by banging the minecraft creeper so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the mine shaft I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of it online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Creeper-chan. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Creeper's tight TNT storage compartment. I want her to have my mutant Steve/creeper babies. Fuck, the fucking villagers caught me with their Iron Golem. I'd dressed it in grass blocks and went to fucking town. They've set up an embargo for my trading with them and I'm worried they're gonna take away my pickaxe. I might not ever get to see creepers again.
Several weeks later, on May 4th, Facebook [5] user Isma Ferro posted a variation of the copypasta, adding the character Neula from the films Guardians of the Galaxy and Avengers: Endgame to the meme. The post received more than 5,000 reactions, 1,200 comments and 475 shares (shown below, left).
The following day, Facebook[6] user Enrick Andersen Ong posted a Drakeposting variation using Captain America, comparing the copypasta to "knowing your kink limitations as a person that you can't actually fuck a movie character." The post received more than 4,200 reactions, 200 comments and 200 shares in 24 hours (shown below, right).
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External References
[1] Reddit – /r/copypasta
[2] Reddit – /r/copypasta
[3] Reddit – /r/teenagers
[6] Facebook – Enrick Andersen Ong's Post
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