![I'm a scorpio UwU I'm such a scorpio. What's that? your a gemini? I hope you end up in a car crash and your barely living body lands in a paper shredder, and gets p----- on and s--- on by dogs and cats while a registered sex offender jerks over it. aren't I such a quirky gal? Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go get my quad long shot grande in a venti cup with half calf and double cupped no sleeve salted caramel mocha latte with 2 pumps of vanilla substitute 2 pumps of white chocolate mocha for mocha and substitute 2 pumps of hazelnut for toffee nut with half whole milk and half breve with no whipped cream extra hot extra foam extra caramel drizzle and extra salt with a scoop of vanilla bean powder with light ice and well stirred It's just a scorpio queen thing, a gross peasant gemini like you wouldn't understand. Now go back to sucking c--- or whatever you do for a living you dirty gross poor loser peasant broke ass hoe. What's that you think IM a disgusting person for what I say and how I act? Don't you know? I'm a scorpio I can't help it. How dare you judge me off it. Your the one in the wrong for telling me I should care about others and judge them based off their character rather than their birthday. Like I said, I'm a scorpio, and I have no control over my body, I am a vessel bending to the will of the star god. Don't judge me off my actions, judge me off of what the calendar says I am, can't you tell I'm independent, passionate, and [other generic trait that can apply in some way to nearly everyone]? Goodbye sweaty don't ever talk to me again.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/370/377/748.jpg "I'm Such a Scorpio Copypasta")
I'm Such a Scorpio
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I'm Such a Scoprio is a series of memes that parody people explaining their quirky or sociopathic behavior with their Zodiac sign The memes depict illegal activities and are captioned with excuses such as "omg I'm such a Scorpio."
Origin
On July 23rd, 2018, Twitter[1] user @coochiedeclined made a humorous tweet that parodied people who believe in astrology excusing their behavior with their Zodiac sign. The post gained over 2,300 retweets and 7,100 likes in four years (shown below).
Spread
On January 22nd, 2019, Facebook[2] page I made this page to shitpost about alcohol lmao shared an ironic Doge meme post about the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand that gained over 940 reactions and 2,200 shares in three years (authorship unconfirmed; shown below). The image received viral spread and was widely circulated online in the following year; for example, an April 22nd, 2019, repost by Twitter[3] user @dogeposting received over 640 retweets and 2,900 likes in three years. A February 2020 iFunny[4] repost received over 39,000 smiles in two years.
Following the viral spread of the image, the joke achieved notable popularity in memes. For example, prior to September 7th, 2019, Instagram user @bruhmoments made a Dancing Cockroach meme based on the joke (original post no longer available; reupload[5] shown below).
The meme format maintained its presence online in 2021 and 2022 as users captioned images and videos of illegal or sociopathic activity with the phrase. For example, on January 21st, 2022, gimmick Twitter[6] account Media with Deltarune music posted a video caption meme that gained over 15,900 views, 750 retweets and 3,200 likes, and was widely reposted in the following months (shown below).
— Media with Deltarune music (@ImagesDeltarune) January 21, 2022
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External References
[1] Twitter – @coochiedeclined
[2] Facebook – I made this page to shitpost about alcohol lmao
[3] Twitter – @dogeposting
[4] iFunny – bidenpride2008
[5] YouTube – 'i'm such a scorpio' meme
[6] Twitter – @ImagesDeltarune
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