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About

Jesus, also referred to as Jesus Christ or Jesus of Nazareth, is the central figure of Christianity regarded by its followers as the Son of God and a historical figure who is believed to have lived in the Roman Empire during the First century.

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The Last Supper Parodies

The Last Supper Parodies are photoshopped or redrawn images that play off of Leonardo da Vinci’s painting depicting the last supper of Jesus and his twelve disciples.



Buddy Jesus

Buddy Christ (a.k.a Buddy Jesus) is an exploitable image of a cheesy looking Jesus Christ statue originally featured in the 1999 film Dogma written and directed by Kevin Smith.



LOL Jesus

LOL Jesus is a subgenre of image macros that are based on iconic paintings of Jesus Christ and captions that typically portray the central Christian figure as an irreverent individual.


The son of man did not come to be served, but to serve.. Matthew 20:28

Raptor Jesus

Raptor Jesus is an internet meme that mainly consists of a velociraptor's head photoshopped on to a picture of Jesus Christ.



Jesus, Take The Wheel!

Jesus, Take The Wheel is a catchphrase from Carie Underwood's song by the same name. It has been used in rage comics and image macros.


photoshop of Jesus reaching into a vehicle thru the windshield and physically taking control of the steering wheel

Jesus is a Jerk

"Jesus is a Jerk" (also known as “Jesus is a Dick” or “Asshole Jesus”) is a set of image exploitables showing Jesus by average people doing everyday tasks. Hilarity ensues as it often involves funny and often vulgar text is added.


"Delete System 32, il make your computer run faster." F--- off, Jesus

Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Jesus Christ?

"Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Jesus Christ?" is an expression typically paired with images of overly persistent or intrusive animals or characters, as to poke fun at the door-to-door evangelism practiced by some Christian missionaries.


EXCUSE ME DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO SPARE TO TALKABOUT JESUS CHRISTP

Zombie Jesus

Zombie Jesus is a joke that pokes fun at Christianity by mocking Jesus’ rising from the dead. According to this, this only way Jesus could have possibly resurrected is if he was a zombie. The meme has gained much popularity over time and is well known throughout the country and other parts of the world.


RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD ZOMBIE FRANKENSTEIN ESUS CHRIST CONVERT AS MANY MINDLESS FOLLOWERS AS POSSIBLE LOCAL DRACULA TOWNSPEOPLE FEAR AND REVERE HIM

Hipster Jesus

Hipster Jesus refers to a series of images of a hipster glasses wearing version of Jesus Christ. The captions usually reference the life of Jesus as portrayed in the Bible, in the context of hipster culture. ie “Did it before it was cool” or “X is too mainstream.” One of Hipster Jesus’ stock phrases, “I was a zombie before it was cool,” overlaps with Zombie Jesus. The appeal of these images lies in the popularity of jokes about hipsters and those about Jesus. It is not used as a reaction image, but rather as a self-contained joke.


WASCTRISIAN BEFORE CHRISTIANITY

Guido Jesus

Guido Jesus is an advice animal image macro series featuring a photo of a tanned man with long flowing black hair and chin-strap facial hair taken with his cellphone in a mirror. The captions typically begin with a biblical allusion to the Miracles of Jesus, followed by an irreverent statement portraying the subject as a Jersey Shore-style stereotype.


TURNS WATER INTO PROTEIN SHAKE

Story Time Jesus

Story Time Jesus is a an advice animal image macro series featuring a painting of Jesus teaching a group of disciples with captions narrating gossipy, modern interpretations of famous Biblical narratives.


SOIWAS LIKE BRO,DO YOU WANT SOMEONETO DOTHA TOYOU? WELL, THENDONT DO IT TO THEM. quickmeme.com

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