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Raptor Jesus

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Raptor Jesus refers to jokes conflating a velociraptor with Jesus Christ, either by photoshopping a raptor's head onto Jesus' or by having Jesus interact with a raptor. The joke was primarily popular on 4chan in the mid-late 2000s.


The earliest known post featuring Raptor Jesus appeared on January 19th, 2006 in a post from DeviantArt [5] user Devious_Derek (shown below).



A strong influence contributing to the spread of Raptor Jesus its Uncyclopedia page,[1] which creates biblical-style lore about the character. The page explains that "Raptor Jesus roamed the Earth back when God Himself was still only a teenager. His execution is thought to be the cause of the extinction of the dinosaurs, as God was mad at the Romans for aiding in His son's death." Encyclopedia Dramatica[4] also documented him, including a prayer for him which goes "Our Raptor, Whose art is /h/entai, shopped be Thy face; Thy donations cum, The Game be won. On Earth as it is on 4-chan. Give us this day our daily lulz and forgive us our trolling as we forgive those who troll against us, and lead us not into faggotry, but deliver us from /fur/ries For thine is the Server, the Banhammer, and the WIN. Forever and ever… Amen."


There is a definition for the term on Urban Dictionary [2] added September 7th, 2006 by user f1r3wAll, gaining over 4,200 likes (shown below). There is also a slideshow of Raptor Jesus memes on YTMND. [3]

y f > TOP DEFINITION raptor jesus o Nowere in the bible does it say that jesus isnt a raptor. Lawl im in your base killing all your mans. -raptor jesus by f1r3wAll September 07, 2006 4204 I 374 FLAG

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ALLAH-SAURUS raptor jesus aint s--- BABY RAPTOR JESUS He started early fakeposters.comm CHURCH OF RAPTOR JESUS OUR GOD'S A JURRASIC GOD HE REIGNS FROM 4CHAN ABOVE WITH WISDOM, POWER AND LULZ OUR GOD'S A JURRASIC GOD Jesus, is that baby for sale? It is now, LOL The good news IS, you've been chosen, The bad news is I'm going to eat LOL! 0 Rapture Raptor

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External References

[1] Uncyclopedia – Raptor Jesus

[2] Urban Dictionary – Raptor Jesus definition

[3] YTMD – Raptor Jesus slideshow

[4] Encyclopedia Dramatica – Raptor Jesus

[5] DeviantArt – LOL RAPTOR JESUS

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