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Suany Kelly @suanykelly I can't help falling in love with # Keanu Reeves A Keanu Reeves says he is a lonely guy Keanu Reeves was once the hottest actor in Hollywood. The Matrix had made him an icon. But then his career fizzled, not that he ever stopped working. He appeared thejakartapost.com 1:00 PM-30 May 2019
Eliza Skinner @elizaskinner So with this lonely Keanu thing is there, like, a line? Or an open call? Where do l leave my headshot? 9:23 PM- 30 May 2019
Magdalen Rose @theMagdalenRose Replying to @Keanuital This confirms my irrational fear that Keanu is lonely and I HATE IT. Another Emotional Breakdown... 336,919 views 5:26 PM - 29 May 2019
David Stassen @davidstassen Regular guy: I'm lonely. Everyone: loser incel cuck f--- off. Keanu Reeves: I'm lonely Everyone: We will reopen the Coliseum in Rome and millions will battle to the death for the chance to be Keanu's betrothed. :41 PM-30 May 2019
evie @buckybbarnes Replying to @sevendeadlyexes WHO LET KEANU BE LONELY 2:07 PM- 30 May 2019
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About

Lonely Keanu refers to American Actor Keanu Reeves revealing that he is "the lonely guy" in an interview causing Twitter users to react sympathetically.

Origin

On May 28th, 2019, Star2[1] published an interview with Keanu Reeves. When asked, "What does love mean to you?" Reeves responded, "You mean romantic love? You know, I’m the lonely guy. I don’t have anyone in my life. But if it does occur, I would respect and love the other person; hopefully it’ll happen for me."

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On May 28th, 2019, Twitter users began sharing the article and responding to Reeve's statement. Twitter user @Mirzx_Marzuqi[2] tweeted, "Keanu Reeves is a lonely guy / Keanu Reeves is John Wick/ John Wick is a lonely guy /I am a lonely guy. Therefore… I am John Wick" (shown below, left). The next day, Twitter user @J_A_Moulton[3] tweeted, "Listen, if Keanu can stay lonely and single then there is NO hope for me. I'm just gonna roll into a ditch and stay there" (shown below, right). The tweet gained over 600 likes and 30 retweets in two days.

friend A @Mirzx_Marzuqi Keanu Reeves is a lonely guy Keanu Reeves is John Wick John Wick is a lonely guy I am a lonely guy. Therefore... l am John Wick 3:24 PM-28 May 2019
Jen will fall down your stairs @J_A_Moulton Replying to @Keanuital Listen, if Keanu can stay lonely and single then there is NO hope for me. I'm just gonna roll into a ditch and stay there. 3:52 PM - 29 May 2019

On May 29th, Twitter user @imdonniedarko posted a handshake meme reveal that both themself and Keanu reeves are lonely and deserve rights (shown below, left).[4] On May 31st, @artsyfilmtype posted a me explaining to my mom meme on the subject (shown below, right).[5]

cute animal videos @imdonniedarko Replying to @yeb000k keanu reeves me being lonely and deserving rights 6:15 AM-29 May 2019
с. @artsyfilmtype Replying to @Complex Sandra Bullock Me explaining that Keanu is and Winona Ryder lonely but deserves all of the love and happiness in the world 2:57 AM - 31 May 2019

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Mia ThermHOEpolis @Whorechata1 Keanu Reeves: I'm single and lonely Me: Funny how my legs are wide open all of the sudden 11:30 PM-30 May 2019
evie @buckybbarnes Replying to @sevendeadlyexes WHO LET KEANU BE LONELY 2:07 PM- 30 May 2019
David Stassen @davidstassen Regular guy: I'm lonely. Everyone: loser incel cuck f--- off. Keanu Reeves: I'm lonely Everyone: We will reopen the Coliseum in Rome and millions will battle to the death for the chance to be Keanu's betrothed. :41 PM-30 May 2019
Magdalen Rose @theMagdalenRose Replying to @Keanuital This confirms my irrational fear that Keanu is lonely and I HATE IT. Another Emotional Breakdown... 336,919 views 5:26 PM - 29 May 2019
Eliza Skinner @elizaskinner So with this lonely Keanu thing is there, like, a line? Or an open call? Where do l leave my headshot? 9:23 PM- 30 May 2019
Suany Kelly @suanykelly I can't help falling in love with # Keanu Reeves A Keanu Reeves says he is a lonely guy Keanu Reeves was once the hottest actor in Hollywood. The Matrix had made him an icon. But then his career fizzled, not that he ever stopped working. He appeared thejakartapost.com 1:00 PM-30 May 2019

Search Interest

External References

[1] Star2 – Keanu Reeves

[2] Twitter – Mirzx_Marzuqi

[3] Twitter – J_A_Moulton

[4] Twitter – imdonniedarko

[5] Twitter- Artsyfilmtype

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About

Lonely Keanu refers to American Actor Keanu Reeves revealing that he is "the lonely guy" in an interview causing Twitter users to react sympathetically.

Origin

On May 28th, 2019, Star2[1] published an interview with Keanu Reeves. When asked, "What does love mean to you?" Reeves responded, "You mean romantic love? You know, I’m the lonely guy. I don’t have anyone in my life. But if it does occur, I would respect and love the other person; hopefully it’ll happen for me."

Spread

On May 28th, 2019, Twitter users began sharing the article and responding to Reeve's statement. Twitter user @Mirzx_Marzuqi[2] tweeted, "Keanu Reeves is a lonely guy / Keanu Reeves is John Wick/ John Wick is a lonely guy /I am a lonely guy. Therefore… I am John Wick" (shown below, left). The next day, Twitter user @J_A_Moulton[3] tweeted, "Listen, if Keanu can stay lonely and single then there is NO hope for me. I'm just gonna roll into a ditch and stay there" (shown below, right). The tweet gained over 600 likes and 30 retweets in two days.


friend A @Mirzx_Marzuqi Keanu Reeves is a lonely guy Keanu Reeves is John Wick John Wick is a lonely guy I am a lonely guy. Therefore... l am John Wick 3:24 PM-28 May 2019 Jen will fall down your stairs @J_A_Moulton Replying to @Keanuital Listen, if Keanu can stay lonely and single then there is NO hope for me. I'm just gonna roll into a ditch and stay there. 3:52 PM - 29 May 2019

On May 29th, Twitter user @imdonniedarko posted a handshake meme reveal that both themself and Keanu reeves are lonely and deserve rights (shown below, left).[4] On May 31st, @artsyfilmtype posted a me explaining to my mom meme on the subject (shown below, right).[5]


cute animal videos @imdonniedarko Replying to @yeb000k keanu reeves me being lonely and deserving rights 6:15 AM-29 May 2019 с. @artsyfilmtype Replying to @Complex Sandra Bullock Me explaining that Keanu is and Winona Ryder lonely but deserves all of the love and happiness in the world 2:57 AM - 31 May 2019

Various Examples


Mia ThermHOEpolis @Whorechata1 Keanu Reeves: I'm single and lonely Me: Funny how my legs are wide open all of the sudden 11:30 PM-30 May 2019 evie @buckybbarnes Replying to @sevendeadlyexes WHO LET KEANU BE LONELY 2:07 PM- 30 May 2019 David Stassen @davidstassen Regular guy: I'm lonely. Everyone: loser incel cuck f--- off. Keanu Reeves: I'm lonely Everyone: We will reopen the Coliseum in Rome and millions will battle to the death for the chance to be Keanu's betrothed. :41 PM-30 May 2019 Magdalen Rose @theMagdalenRose Replying to @Keanuital This confirms my irrational fear that Keanu is lonely and I HATE IT. Another Emotional Breakdown... 336,919 views 5:26 PM - 29 May 2019 Eliza Skinner @elizaskinner So with this lonely Keanu thing is there, like, a line? Or an open call? Where do l leave my headshot? 9:23 PM- 30 May 2019 Suany Kelly @suanykelly I can't help falling in love with # Keanu Reeves A Keanu Reeves says he is a lonely guy Keanu Reeves was once the hottest actor in Hollywood. The Matrix had made him an icon. But then his career fizzled, not that he ever stopped working. He appeared thejakartapost.com 1:00 PM-30 May 2019

Search Interest

External References

[1] Star2 – Keanu Reeves

[2] Twitter – Mirzx_Marzuqi

[3] Twitter – J_A_Moulton

[4] Twitter – imdonniedarko

[5] Twitter- Artsyfilmtype

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A load of gold diggers want a piece of him now. For all of the privileges of being a successful celebrity, it must be really difficult to find someone who just isn't after your money or status, no wonder why they usually end up with other celebs.

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