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The Interrogation of Stephen McDaniel

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ProZD Race-Based Casting Controversy

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Gardening with /an/ part 2

This could potentially work if you could find a way to stop the seeds getting cooked in the initial shot.
This could potentially work if you could find a way to stop the seeds getting cooked in the initial shot.

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"The F-35 can't dogfight, it's us-"

Bant 20 DON'T WORRY GUYS, WE'RE GOING UP AGAINST F-35's! 98 I READ IT WAS SLAUGHTERED IN AIR TRIALS, SO WE SHOULD HAVE NO TROUBLE BRINGING THEM DOWN GUYS. 737 НАНА! LOD I READ ONLINE IT'S - THE WORST FIGHTER EVER MADE. T GUYS?
Bant 20 DON'T WORRY GUYS, WE'RE GOING UP AGAINST F-35's! 98 I READ IT WAS SLAUGHTERED IN AIR TRIALS, SO WE SHOULD HAVE NO TROUBLE BRINGING THEM DOWN GUYS. 737 НАНА! LOD I READ ONLINE IT'S - THE WORST FIGHTER EVER MADE. T GUYS?

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Wow J-20! Much Stealth! Very Advance!

Someone started up a thread collecting all of the old /k/ cartoons, so I thought I'd save some here so they aren't lost forever.
Someone started up a thread collecting all of the old /k/ cartoons, so I thought I'd save some here so they aren't lost forever.

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The Legend of Jetfire Jim

File: 0B583784-19D7-4E02-A943-8(...).jpg. (301 KB, 2500x1875) Hester ammo www. WINCHISOA MITTAT W Welp, /k/ I've inherited a pallet of .25 auto Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)23:49:26 No.55012423 >>55012467 >>55012483 >>55012499 >>55012508 >>55012531 >>55012543 >>55013098 >>55013237 >>55013249 >>55013577 >>55014302 >>55014815 >>55014889 >>55016139 >>55016225 >>55017130 >>55021673 Yes a literal pallet. There has got to be at least 75,000 rounds. This is per the executor of my gramp's estate. Apparently during one of those moral panics about 'Saturday night specials' grandpa got it into his head they were going to ban small center fire cartridges and bought a pallet direct from UMC as an 'investment.' >>55012423 (OP) Give the pallet to me What now? Is there some kind of transferable SMG I can buy to run through it? I think I would need an FFL to sell that sort of quantity of >> Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)23:51:26 No.55012437 ► I'll give ya tree fiddy for it Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)07:41:38 No.55014815 ► File: 1660932575362621.jpg (9 KB, 115x169) Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)23 58:59 No.55012483 ► File: Lercker machine pistol.jpg (101 KB, 640x425) Do this until you run out of ammo, then stop and vanish. Become legend. >>55012423 (OP) >Is there some kind of transferable SMG | can buy to run through it? smg and have a machinist convert it to 25 auto? Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)10:37:24 No.55016225 ► >>55021731 >>55021927 >>55022025 >>55012423 (OP) Anon I have the answer. First, you need to purchase a bunch of Beretta 950 Jetfire pocket pistols. Then, on gunbroker there is some poor bastard pawnshop owner who has been trying to sell 15 round extendo mags for them for literal years. He's got like 115 of them left, get one for each gun you have. Only the Lercker machine pistol, very rare. Maybe you could buy a cheap transferable Sell however much you don't want to shoot And buy yourself a baby browning or a Beretta Jetfire Now you need to find a leathersmith. Commission him to make you a chest mounted holster rig and a few "new york carry" holsters, so you can carry all of the tiny Berettas at the same time. Find a top hat, some nice slacks, a vest, and an overcoat so you can conceal all the holstered Berettas. Grow a handlebar mustache. Start showing up to shooting competitions. Run all your courses with a series of tiny pistols, and only the tiny pistols. When one runs dry, don't reload, just drop it on the ground and produce another from inside your coat. Don't explain yourself to anyone, just say "love me some 25ACP." *Heavy Kommando Breathing* Just show up, run the course, and leave immediately. People start talking about you, like "hey did you see that f------ wackjob with the infinite Berettas? What the absolute f--- was that?" ☐ Anonymous 09/04/22 (Sun)21:02:02 No.55022191 >>55022089 >.25acp Real old school And Thus, Jetfire Jim Was Born /k/, 9/4/2022 A MAGICAL PLACE /k/ ☐ Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)20:28:33 No.55021927 ► >>55021969 >>55021980 >>55021995 >>55022089 >>55022101 >>55022430 File: ADD10215-BECC-4D34-9A64-2(...).jpg (510 KB, 1114x876) >>55016225 Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)20:49:48 No.55022089 ► >>55022101 >>55022191 File: 930E8C19-B7B4-4CDE-A124-E(...).png (771 KB, 1046x673) PLAP PLAP LAPO PLAPPLAP >>55021927 Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun) >>55021927 >>55022089 I like your drawings. Anonymous 09/04/22(Su >>55021927 LOL this is so good. Luv M6 25 ACP. Anonymous 09/04/22 (Sun)20:54:59 No.55022129 ► >>55022101 Ty my anonymous n---- Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)20:38:06 No.55021995 ► >>55021927 Jetfire Jim strikes again! Anonymous 09/04/22 (Sun)20:41:45 No.55022025 ► >>55016225 This is it.
File: 0B583784-19D7-4E02-A943-8(...).jpg. (301 KB, 2500x1875) Hester ammo www. WINCHISOA MITTAT W Welp, /k/ I've inherited a pallet of .25 auto Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)23:49:26 No.55012423 >>55012467 >>55012483 >>55012499 >>55012508 >>55012531 >>55012543 >>55013098 >>55013237 >>55013249 >>55013577 >>55014302 >>55014815 >>55014889 >>55016139 >>55016225 >>55017130 >>55021673 Yes a literal pallet. There has got to be at least 75,000 rounds. This is per the executor of my gramp's estate. Apparently during one of those moral panics about 'Saturday night specials' grandpa got it into his head they were going to ban small center fire cartridges and bought a pallet direct from UMC as an 'investment.' >>55012423 (OP) Give the pallet to me What now? Is there some kind of transferable SMG I can buy to run through it? I think I would need an FFL to sell that sort of quantity of >> Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)23:51:26 No.55012437 ► I'll give ya tree fiddy for it Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)07:41:38 No.55014815 ► File: 1660932575362621.jpg (9 KB, 115x169) Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)23 58:59 No.55012483 ► File: Lercker machine pistol.jpg (101 KB, 640x425) Do this until you run out of ammo, then stop and vanish. Become legend. >>55012423 (OP) >Is there some kind of transferable SMG | can buy to run through it? smg and have a machinist convert it to 25 auto? Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)10:37:24 No.55016225 ► >>55021731 >>55021927 >>55022025 >>55012423 (OP) Anon I have the answer. First, you need to purchase a bunch of Beretta 950 Jetfire pocket pistols. Then, on gunbroker there is some poor bastard pawnshop owner who has been trying to sell 15 round extendo mags for them for literal years. He's got like 115 of them left, get one for each gun you have. Only the Lercker machine pistol, very rare. Maybe you could buy a cheap transferable Sell however much you don't want to shoot And buy yourself a baby browning or a Beretta Jetfire Now you need to find a leathersmith. Commission him to make you a chest mounted holster rig and a few "new york carry" holsters, so you can carry all of the tiny Berettas at the same time. Find a top hat, some nice slacks, a vest, and an overcoat so you can conceal all the holstered Berettas. Grow a handlebar mustache. Start showing up to shooting competitions. Run all your courses with a series of tiny pistols, and only the tiny pistols. When one runs dry, don't reload, just drop it on the ground and produce another from inside your coat. Don't explain yourself to anyone, just say "love me some 25ACP." *Heavy Kommando Breathing* Just show up, run the course, and leave immediately. People start talking about you, like "hey did you see that f------ wackjob with the infinite Berettas? What the absolute f--- was that?" ☐ Anonymous 09/04/22 (Sun)21:02:02 No.55022191 >>55022089 >.25acp Real old school And Thus, Jetfire Jim Was Born /k/, 9/4/2022 A MAGICAL PLACE /k/ ☐ Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)20:28:33 No.55021927 ► >>55021969 >>55021980 >>55021995 >>55022089 >>55022101 >>55022430 File: ADD10215-BECC-4D34-9A64-2(...).jpg (510 KB, 1114x876) >>55016225 Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)20:49:48 No.55022089 ► >>55022101 >>55022191 File: 930E8C19-B7B4-4CDE-A124-E(...).png (771 KB, 1046x673) PLAP PLAP LAPO PLAPPLAP >>55021927 Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun) >>55021927 >>55022089 I like your drawings. Anonymous 09/04/22(Su >>55021927 LOL this is so good. Luv M6 25 ACP. Anonymous 09/04/22 (Sun)20:54:59 No.55022129 ► >>55022101 Ty my anonymous n---- Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)20:38:06 No.55021995 ► >>55021927 Jetfire Jim strikes again! Anonymous 09/04/22 (Sun)20:41:45 No.55022025 ► >>55016225 This is it.

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/k/ negligent discharge copypasta

The first post containing the first through the sixth incidents is usually copy/pasted as shown, but /k/ommandos often submit their own negligent discharge entries subsequently.
The first post containing the first through the sixth incidents is usually copy/pasted as shown, but /k/ommandos often submit their own negligent discharge entries subsequently.

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Anon swallows a bullet by accident

lol, lmao
lol, lmao

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Stay Hydrated

HYDRATE Please no mustang2733.tumblr.com Anonymous 05/31/17(Wed)15:36:01 No.34118718>>34120635 >>34121540 >>34122336 >>34117985 Everything is second hand so I'll get lots of s--- wrong. >be overnight marine friend >taking s--- >DI breaks in >"MARINE." >"Y-yes Sergeant Instructor?" >"HAVE A MILK SHAKE." >"T-thanks s-sergeant instructor." >DI pushes a large mcdonalds chocolate shake into his chest >ten minutes later in the barracks >other DI kicks in the door >"WHO THE F--- STOLE MY MILKSHAKE." >everyone looks at confused marine friend holding a mcdonalds milkshake >original DI sprints over whispering very mean words about what will happen if he says anything >"YOU LOOK THIRSTY MARINE." >"please no." >"HYDRATE." >After chugging the entire shake, puking and nearly collapsing >"Now that you're hydrated and full of energy, I think it's time to use that energy!" >"n-no." >several hours later >"Not bad Marine, but you owe me one milkshake. Instead I think I'll take one thousand pushups at a time of my choosing." >several weeks later in formation before graduation >"Congratulations Marine, also I'm calling in that debt you owe me." >recently enlisted >one night Gunny t sergeant abduct na stupor >force him to get s-------- with them >night ends with all three pissing on the sgt major's doorstep >gunny s---- on his car >"if you ever say a word we'll f------ kill you and let the locals eat your body." I'll try to recall his other stories, especially the time he smuggled drugs over the mexican border. Anonymous 05/31/17(Wed)19:21:45 No.34120635 >>34122336 >>34118718 >YOU LOOK THIRSTY MARINE >please no >HYDRATE F------ kek
HYDRATE Please no mustang2733.tumblr.com Anonymous 05/31/17(Wed)15:36:01 No.34118718>>34120635 >>34121540 >>34122336 >>34117985 Everything is second hand so I'll get lots of s--- wrong. >be overnight marine friend >taking s--- >DI breaks in >"MARINE." >"Y-yes Sergeant Instructor?" >"HAVE A MILK SHAKE." >"T-thanks s-sergeant instructor." >DI pushes a large mcdonalds chocolate shake into his chest >ten minutes later in the barracks >other DI kicks in the door >"WHO THE F--- STOLE MY MILKSHAKE." >everyone looks at confused marine friend holding a mcdonalds milkshake >original DI sprints over whispering very mean words about what will happen if he says anything >"YOU LOOK THIRSTY MARINE." >"please no." >"HYDRATE." >After chugging the entire shake, puking and nearly collapsing >"Now that you're hydrated and full of energy, I think it's time to use that energy!" >"n-no." >several hours later >"Not bad Marine, but you owe me one milkshake. Instead I think I'll take one thousand pushups at a time of my choosing." >several weeks later in formation before graduation >"Congratulations Marine, also I'm calling in that debt you owe me." >recently enlisted >one night Gunny t sergeant abduct na stupor >force him to get s-------- with them >night ends with all three pissing on the sgt major's doorstep >gunny s---- on his car >"if you ever say a word we'll f------ kill you and let the locals eat your body." I'll try to recall his other stories, especially the time he smuggled drugs over the mexican border. Anonymous 05/31/17(Wed)19:21:45 No.34120635 >>34122336 >>34118718 >YOU LOOK THIRSTY MARINE >please no >HYDRATE F------ kek

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10/10 Dismount

>> Anonymous 2017-07-13 09:23:56 Post No.34534587 [Report] Quoted by: >>34541340 File: willy wocka.gif (2MB, 300x210px)Image search: [Google] >>34522307 Inna Gan > Inna willy-wocka (chinook) > Trying to land at s----- Observation post uppamountain > Been trying to land for the past hour > Can't due to heavy fire > Like bien dien phu 2.0 down there > Got this guy sitting opposite me > Imagine wendell out of the simpsons > Pale as s---, shaking from the air sickness > Throwing evasive manoeuvres that a ballerina would struggle to do. > Our original Ugly escort nearly dry > Each get given one air sickness bag each > Everyone uses there's > Prick opposite me needs another one as he's filled his up > Crew chief tell him they're fresh out > Chinooks gonna grab height, uglys gonna act as bait, Chinooks going to dive into the OP quick > Manoeuvre starts and we see nothing but sky outside > See this guy going to lay a pavement pizza > Calmly he undoes his admin pouch > Throws up into admin pouch > Land violently and throws up next to the ramp > He runs to disembark > Slips on own puke front first > Chunder in his pouch comes squirting out like an e---------- straight into his face > Slides down the ramp into the m60 tail gun knocking himself out Nicknames pouches or kangaroo after that
>> Anonymous 2017-07-13 09:23:56 Post No.34534587 [Report] Quoted by: >>34541340 File: willy wocka.gif (2MB, 300x210px)Image search: [Google] >>34522307 Inna Gan > Inna willy-wocka (chinook) > Trying to land at s----- Observation post uppamountain > Been trying to land for the past hour > Can't due to heavy fire > Like bien dien phu 2.0 down there > Got this guy sitting opposite me > Imagine wendell out of the simpsons > Pale as s---, shaking from the air sickness > Throwing evasive manoeuvres that a ballerina would struggle to do. > Our original Ugly escort nearly dry > Each get given one air sickness bag each > Everyone uses there's > Prick opposite me needs another one as he's filled his up > Crew chief tell him they're fresh out > Chinooks gonna grab height, uglys gonna act as bait, Chinooks going to dive into the OP quick > Manoeuvre starts and we see nothing but sky outside > See this guy going to lay a pavement pizza > Calmly he undoes his admin pouch > Throws up into admin pouch > Land violently and throws up next to the ramp > He runs to disembark > Slips on own puke front first > Chunder in his pouch comes squirting out like an e---------- straight into his face > Slides down the ramp into the m60 tail gun knocking himself out Nicknames pouches or kangaroo after that

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"I was not too preoccupied at the time, and found something to do."

More information on this mad lad and his other exploits <a href="https://www.historynet.com/invasion-of-yugoslavia-waffen-ss-captain-fritz-klingenberg-and-the-capture-of-belgrade-during-world-war-ii/">can be found here</a>.
More information on this mad lad and his other exploits <a href="https://www.historynet.com/invasion-of-yugoslavia-waffen-ss-captain-fritz-klingenberg-and-the-capture-of-belgrade-during-world-war-ii/">can be found here</a>.

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Bazooka Charlie

Apparently the Mad Lad was able to <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Carpenter_(lieutenant_colonel)">knock out five tanks</a> doing this.
Apparently the Mad Lad was able to <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Carpenter_(lieutenant_colonel)">knock out five tanks</a> doing this.

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NVA War Story

File: 1367849324910.jpg-(108 KB, 500x705, 1367520520262.jpg) EG0 Five weeks states >Quan s >uncle t a8 O Anonymous 05/06/13(Mon)10:08 No.16162786 Replies: >>161 Family war stories thread? >be aunt by marriage's father >be med student in North Vietnam >be drafted into NVA as a medic >can't wait to kill some capitalist pigdogs for the glorious revolution a joint NVA/VC operation and specialists, VC footsoldiers >kept in the dark about mission details team arives in coastal fishing town >get sent to up with contact >contact briefs them on mission >team will be carried to a large island miles offshore >island has an old abandoned airstrip from WW2 >plan is to boobytrap the f--- out of island >make it unusable for the US >hole n the surrounding jungle and ambush American soldiers as they enter e up Morning of the Operation >boarding fishing boats >boats have crates of supplies under nets and s--- >notice they have about a week's >uncle points this out to the commander (Quan) a ton of ammunition, explosives, and tools supply of food and water assures him that the NVA will pick them up after the Americans flee >Quan >also, that the Viet Cong footsoldiers with them are rural people used to living off the land >if there's a delay, the VC can forage for food >uncle is a bit unnerved, but still excited to do his part for the revolution (CONTINUED) O Anonymous 05/06/13(Mon)10:40 No.16163005 Replies: >>16163227 >>16162786 (OP) (CONTINUED) >fishermen drop them off on island shaul >haul ass unloading supplies and equipment >set up camp innawoods >start turning likely landing areas into a deathtrap >punjii pits, J-- landmines, tripwires, etc >hidden machine gun nests >subtle range markers for sniper made >f--- up non-overgrown parts of the landing strip >watch for ships and aircraft constantly >uncle sits on a log watching the horizon at night with an SKS some nights Four dave Four days >Americans still haven't showed up >one of the head boobytrap guys is having trouble installing some kind of explosive trap >asks for one of the other experts and his assistant to come take a look >other guy tinkers with it >*BOOM >bits of half the boobytrap team raining down >surviving experts realize they neglected to mark where many of the dead men's traps were located >Quan is p----- as f--- >orders everyone to be careful as hell about setting off traps One week >out of water >running low on rations >somebody got hung in an unmarked foot trap >uncle used up a ton of antibiotics treating him Two weeks >VC guys stretched food supply for a while with edible plants and wildlife, but there are too many people to feed >the second in command gets bit by a snake >has a major allergic reaction to the venom >dies Three weeks >everyone is starving >Quan and other officers getting lions share of whatever is left to eat >still no Americans people getting p----- at officers Three and a half weeks >see US >aircrae ps in the distance alrerait flying overhead >prepare for battle >something's wrong >they aren't coming closer >realize ships are passing the island >heading towards the mainland >see smoke on the horizon >hear distant explosions >realize the Americans aren't coming to the island >realize their contacts and prayed for extraction team probably just got blown up >they're on their own (Continued) >> O Anonymous 05/06/13(Mon)11:15 No.16163227 Replies: >>16163392 >>16163452 >>16163459 >>16163005 (Continued) >very f------ hungry at this point >city guy kills a snake >doesn't cut the head off before trying to prep it >dead snake reflexively whips back and bites him >anotheronebitesthedust.jpg >someone is caught hoarding food >gets killed by p----- off comrade iend >friend of hoarder shoots his killer >Quan shoots friend Four weeks >uncle is having some serious thoughts about this whole communism and global revolution thing >start clandestine meetings with a few other guys who don't want to die on this f------ island >plan is >work in shifts putting one together in a remote part of the island >uncle wakes up to sound of gunfire >Quan tells men not to worry about it >sniper comes walking out of the brush an hour later >has a soaking wet bag over his shoulder >Quan states that they discovered two traitors plotting to escape and warn the US of their presence >he had been suspicious of one man in particular, so he had the sniper track him when he went on a foraging run >Quan orders somehow build a raft and escape unnoticed by the hardliners duan orders sniper to open the >sniper dumps two heads on the ground >uncle recognizes them as co-conspirators >sniper states >waited until he'd seen another guy come out to work on it that he followed the traitor to the raft, and watched whoever went out that way >told Quan Guan >Quan ordered the other guy he'd spotted to try fishing on the beach near the raft area >guy went over to check in raft first >sniper shot them both >Quan states that he thinks there are more traitors in their midst >uncle and other remaining conspirator realize they are in deep s--- >about a dozen men left total, most of whom are f------ terrified of Quan and the sniper now >will do anything they say in order to stay out of their wrath >uncle and friend realize they won't ever make it off this damn island if Quan and the sniper are alive >if they're both taken out, the other guys will likely want to get off the island ASAP as well (Continued) O Anonymous 05/06/13(Mon)11:49 No.16163459 Replies: >>16163487 >>16163491 >>16163526 >>16163227 (Continued) >decide they have to kill Quan and the sniper >uncle takes Quan, friend takes sniper >both targets are paranoid as hell about mutiny >this is going to be difficult Six weeks >uncle plans to place a snake in Quan's bedroll >no luck catching any for a few days >one night wake up to screaming >blinding flashes from three gunshots >Quan has a body on >its one of the other soldiers >guy tried to stab Quan in his sleep H it up knife wound wasn't lethal >Quan woke up and screamed >attacker r began stabbing wildly >Quan held up an arm to block the knife while reaching for his pistol with the other Sacidennooting wildly >accidentally shot himself >pumps e two rounds into attacker >attacker is dead, but Quan is torn up >hacked >bleeding like crazy >yells for uncle to help >uncle pulls out medical supplies >begins patching up wounds >gives him pills with vasodilating and blood thinning side effects >injects with an overdose of painkillers up neck, forearm is cut to the bone in spots, gunshot wound in the crook of his arm is watching, but luckily knows s--- about medicine help him apply pressure to wounds >asks >uncle acts increasingly distraught as bleeding doesn't stop through the night >Quan dies by sniper to morning >Quan esniper takes command >friend just shoots him in the head when he goes to take a dump talks to surviving men >says they've only got one chance to make it off this island alive >as POW's >survivors >begin setting fires all over the island >use mortar to make loud explosions >fire flares at night >next day, an airplane flies low over the island >wave whiteflags and do whatever they can to get attention >US military sends heavily armed patrol by the island >one survivor can speak crappy English, yells at Americans that they are surrendering >patrol orders men to strip naked and walk slowly with their hands in the air toward the boats (Continued, last part) argue over it at first, but hunger wins out > O Anonymous 05/06/13(Mon)11:58 No.16163526 Replies: >16163540 >>16163555 >>16163619 >>16163459 (Continued) >get taken prisoner >interrogated like crazy for intel >a few of the quys realize that they can never go home >some agree to instruct US military officers on common enemy tactics and traps in exchange for better treatment >uncle eventually manages to make a deal of some sort that gets him released >lives in South Vietnam for a while, then leaves for the US before the communists win >finishes medical studies to become an MR The end.
File: 1367849324910.jpg-(108 KB, 500x705, 1367520520262.jpg) EG0 Five weeks states >Quan s >uncle t a8 O Anonymous 05/06/13(Mon)10:08 No.16162786 Replies: >>161 Family war stories thread? >be aunt by marriage's father >be med student in North Vietnam >be drafted into NVA as a medic >can't wait to kill some capitalist pigdogs for the glorious revolution a joint NVA/VC operation and specialists, VC footsoldiers >kept in the dark about mission details team arives in coastal fishing town >get sent to up with contact >contact briefs them on mission >team will be carried to a large island miles offshore >island has an old abandoned airstrip from WW2 >plan is to boobytrap the f--- out of island >make it unusable for the US >hole n the surrounding jungle and ambush American soldiers as they enter e up Morning of the Operation >boarding fishing boats >boats have crates of supplies under nets and s--- >notice they have about a week's >uncle points this out to the commander (Quan) a ton of ammunition, explosives, and tools supply of food and water assures him that the NVA will pick them up after the Americans flee >Quan >also, that the Viet Cong footsoldiers with them are rural people used to living off the land >if there's a delay, the VC can forage for food >uncle is a bit unnerved, but still excited to do his part for the revolution (CONTINUED) O Anonymous 05/06/13(Mon)10:40 No.16163005 Replies: >>16163227 >>16162786 (OP) (CONTINUED) >fishermen drop them off on island shaul >haul ass unloading supplies and equipment >set up camp innawoods >start turning likely landing areas into a deathtrap >punjii pits, J-- landmines, tripwires, etc >hidden machine gun nests >subtle range markers for sniper made >f--- up non-overgrown parts of the landing strip >watch for ships and aircraft constantly >uncle sits on a log watching the horizon at night with an SKS some nights Four dave Four days >Americans still haven't showed up >one of the head boobytrap guys is having trouble installing some kind of explosive trap >asks for one of the other experts and his assistant to come take a look >other guy tinkers with it >*BOOM >bits of half the boobytrap team raining down >surviving experts realize they neglected to mark where many of the dead men's traps were located >Quan is p----- as f--- >orders everyone to be careful as hell about setting off traps One week >out of water >running low on rations >somebody got hung in an unmarked foot trap >uncle used up a ton of antibiotics treating him Two weeks >VC guys stretched food supply for a while with edible plants and wildlife, but there are too many people to feed >the second in command gets bit by a snake >has a major allergic reaction to the venom >dies Three weeks >everyone is starving >Quan and other officers getting lions share of whatever is left to eat >still no Americans people getting p----- at officers Three and a half weeks >see US >aircrae ps in the distance alrerait flying overhead >prepare for battle >something's wrong >they aren't coming closer >realize ships are passing the island >heading towards the mainland >see smoke on the horizon >hear distant explosions >realize the Americans aren't coming to the island >realize their contacts and prayed for extraction team probably just got blown up >they're on their own (Continued) >> O Anonymous 05/06/13(Mon)11:15 No.16163227 Replies: >>16163392 >>16163452 >>16163459 >>16163005 (Continued) >very f------ hungry at this point >city guy kills a snake >doesn't cut the head off before trying to prep it >dead snake reflexively whips back and bites him >anotheronebitesthedust.jpg >someone is caught hoarding food >gets killed by p----- off comrade iend >friend of hoarder shoots his killer >Quan shoots friend Four weeks >uncle is having some serious thoughts about this whole communism and global revolution thing >start clandestine meetings with a few other guys who don't want to die on this f------ island >plan is >work in shifts putting one together in a remote part of the island >uncle wakes up to sound of gunfire >Quan tells men not to worry about it >sniper comes walking out of the brush an hour later >has a soaking wet bag over his shoulder >Quan states that they discovered two traitors plotting to escape and warn the US of their presence >he had been suspicious of one man in particular, so he had the sniper track him when he went on a foraging run >Quan orders somehow build a raft and escape unnoticed by the hardliners duan orders sniper to open the >sniper dumps two heads on the ground >uncle recognizes them as co-conspirators >sniper states >waited until he'd seen another guy come out to work on it that he followed the traitor to the raft, and watched whoever went out that way >told Quan Guan >Quan ordered the other guy he'd spotted to try fishing on the beach near the raft area >guy went over to check in raft first >sniper shot them both >Quan states that he thinks there are more traitors in their midst >uncle and other remaining conspirator realize they are in deep s--- >about a dozen men left total, most of whom are f------ terrified of Quan and the sniper now >will do anything they say in order to stay out of their wrath >uncle and friend realize they won't ever make it off this damn island if Quan and the sniper are alive >if they're both taken out, the other guys will likely want to get off the island ASAP as well (Continued) O Anonymous 05/06/13(Mon)11:49 No.16163459 Replies: >>16163487 >>16163491 >>16163526 >>16163227 (Continued) >decide they have to kill Quan and the sniper >uncle takes Quan, friend takes sniper >both targets are paranoid as hell about mutiny >this is going to be difficult Six weeks >uncle plans to place a snake in Quan's bedroll >no luck catching any for a few days >one night wake up to screaming >blinding flashes from three gunshots >Quan has a body on >its one of the other soldiers >guy tried to stab Quan in his sleep H it up knife wound wasn't lethal >Quan woke up and screamed >attacker r began stabbing wildly >Quan held up an arm to block the knife while reaching for his pistol with the other Sacidennooting wildly >accidentally shot himself >pumps e two rounds into attacker >attacker is dead, but Quan is torn up >hacked >bleeding like crazy >yells for uncle to help >uncle pulls out medical supplies >begins patching up wounds >gives him pills with vasodilating and blood thinning side effects >injects with an overdose of painkillers up neck, forearm is cut to the bone in spots, gunshot wound in the crook of his arm is watching, but luckily knows s--- about medicine help him apply pressure to wounds >asks >uncle acts increasingly distraught as bleeding doesn't stop through the night >Quan dies by sniper to morning >Quan esniper takes command >friend just shoots him in the head when he goes to take a dump talks to surviving men >says they've only got one chance to make it off this island alive >as POW's >survivors >begin setting fires all over the island >use mortar to make loud explosions >fire flares at night >next day, an airplane flies low over the island >wave whiteflags and do whatever they can to get attention >US military sends heavily armed patrol by the island >one survivor can speak crappy English, yells at Americans that they are surrendering >patrol orders men to strip naked and walk slowly with their hands in the air toward the boats (Continued, last part) argue over it at first, but hunger wins out > O Anonymous 05/06/13(Mon)11:58 No.16163526 Replies: >16163540 >>16163555 >>16163619 >>16163459 (Continued) >get taken prisoner >interrogated like crazy for intel >a few of the quys realize that they can never go home >some agree to instruct US military officers on common enemy tactics and traps in exchange for better treatment >uncle eventually manages to make a deal of some sort that gets him released >lives in South Vietnam for a while, then leaves for the US before the communists win >finishes medical studies to become an MR The end.

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Recon By Tinder

I wonder how many times this has actually happened? This can't be the only time, surely.
I wonder how many times this has actually happened? This can't be the only time, surely.

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Men of Culture

Anonymous 18 hours ago No.8609706 v >>8609719 (You) 1441658138991.jpg (116 KB, 1280x720) exhentai google iqdb >l never got into manga or anime until i was in the Army >Whole platoon of dudes watching Lucky Star or Trigun while cleaning crew serves and smoking >mfw/the platoons face when we start binge watching entire seasons when we have nothing to do and someone suggests monster girl themed animes Yeah. When you burn through everything else all you can do is broaden your horizon, and anime is a hella broad horizon. Monster Mastume (sp) was a tippy top favorite though during work outs or ranges: >Everyone on the firing line squeezing off rounds > barking back and forth about how Harpy is superior to snake >More barking about horse t--- being the best choice >Team leader says we're all women and that spider t--- is best >Range controlers have no idea WHAT the f--- we are talking about >Line is just barking about monster t--- and gun fire >CO is just rubbing his temples in frustration >Top ois intrigued and is trying to figure out what we mean when we call eachother a "Baka-ass m------------" >giggling >gun fire >bang bang bang snake t--- bang bang bang Now i just mostly read manga and expose other peoples power levels. Could be worse i guess. Anonymous 18 hours ago No.8609719 v>8809727 which kebab do we remove first.jpg (993 KB, 1440x2150) exhentai google iqdb >>8609706 >Top ois intrigued and is trying to figure out what we mean when we call eachother a "Baka-ass m------------" I can't stop laughing >> Anonymous 18 hours ago No.8609727 - 1441089074717.png (209 KB, 338x329) exhentai google iqdb >>8609719 (You) Yeah its a pretty funny memory. >Specialist why did that private call you a "Bawk-ka m------------?" >Because his waifu is s--- tiet Top! >[from a distance away] WHOS WAIFU YOU CALLEN S--- YOU F---?! >YOURS, YOU MERMAID LOVEN F-----! >[Top's and CO's Confusion Intensifies]
Anonymous 18 hours ago No.8609706 v >>8609719 (You) 1441658138991.jpg (116 KB, 1280x720) exhentai google iqdb >l never got into manga or anime until i was in the Army >Whole platoon of dudes watching Lucky Star or Trigun while cleaning crew serves and smoking >mfw/the platoons face when we start binge watching entire seasons when we have nothing to do and someone suggests monster girl themed animes Yeah. When you burn through everything else all you can do is broaden your horizon, and anime is a hella broad horizon. Monster Mastume (sp) was a tippy top favorite though during work outs or ranges: >Everyone on the firing line squeezing off rounds > barking back and forth about how Harpy is superior to snake >More barking about horse t--- being the best choice >Team leader says we're all women and that spider t--- is best >Range controlers have no idea WHAT the f--- we are talking about >Line is just barking about monster t--- and gun fire >CO is just rubbing his temples in frustration >Top ois intrigued and is trying to figure out what we mean when we call eachother a "Baka-ass m------------" >giggling >gun fire >bang bang bang snake t--- bang bang bang Now i just mostly read manga and expose other peoples power levels. Could be worse i guess. Anonymous 18 hours ago No.8609719 v>8809727 which kebab do we remove first.jpg (993 KB, 1440x2150) exhentai google iqdb >>8609706 >Top ois intrigued and is trying to figure out what we mean when we call eachother a "Baka-ass m------------" I can't stop laughing >> Anonymous 18 hours ago No.8609727 - 1441089074717.png (209 KB, 338x329) exhentai google iqdb >>8609719 (You) Yeah its a pretty funny memory. >Specialist why did that private call you a "Bawk-ka m------------?" >Because his waifu is s--- tiet Top! >[from a distance away] WHOS WAIFU YOU CALLEN S--- YOU F---?! >YOURS, YOU MERMAID LOVEN F-----! >[Top's and CO's Confusion Intensifies]

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The Congo Wars

It's time to get educated on one of the most important conflicts of our lifetime that you've never heard about. The Congo Wars are the main reason why everything in West Africa has apparently gone to s--- and why the Congo, despite having the greatest mineral bounties on earth, is poorer than dirt and makes a great substitute for f------ hell. This is effecting us now, as the lack of those resources is contributing to the current high-end electronics shortages; meaning that, unless things change drastically, the Congo could be the scene for the next great military intervention.
It's time to get educated on one of the most important conflicts of our lifetime that you've never heard about. The Congo Wars are the main reason why everything in West Africa has apparently gone to s--- and why the Congo, despite having the greatest mineral bounties on earth, is poorer than dirt and makes a great substitute for f------ hell. This is effecting us now, as the lack of those resources is contributing to the current high-end electronics shortages; meaning that, unless things change drastically, the Congo could be the scene for the next great military intervention.

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The Kalashnikov Song

Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, bona fide communized avtomat Kalashnikov What'd I say? Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! What's it called? Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! I hear those things are awfully loud And it produces a fiery cloud Is there a chance Not on your the barrel could bend? life my hindu friend Use it to remove kebabs What about us brain-dead slavs? Is this approved by For use until the sky has fallen comrade Stalin? The ring came off my pudding can It comes with bayonet my good man It's the proletariat's only choice Throw up your hands and raise your voice Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! Sorry mom, the party's spoken But the SKS isn't old or broken Kalash- D'oh! Kalashnikov!Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov!
Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, bona fide communized avtomat Kalashnikov What'd I say? Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! What's it called? Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! I hear those things are awfully loud And it produces a fiery cloud Is there a chance Not on your the barrel could bend? life my hindu friend Use it to remove kebabs What about us brain-dead slavs? Is this approved by For use until the sky has fallen comrade Stalin? The ring came off my pudding can It comes with bayonet my good man It's the proletariat's only choice Throw up your hands and raise your voice Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! Sorry mom, the party's spoken But the SKS isn't old or broken Kalash- D'oh! Kalashnikov!Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov!

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Retarded Bombs

File: Bombs.gif (66 KB, 420x242) O Smart Bombs to be Replaced with Retarded Bombs Anonymous 09/07/14(Sun)19:29:38 No.22726707 >22728496 >22728527 >22728578 DUGWAY, UTAH--The head of the US Air Force's Retarded Bomb program is warning that there is a real danger of missing deadlines if his budget for this promising air-to-ground system is not restored by the end of the fiscal year. "I need all of the prototype labs back to full production by the end of this month," Major General Curtis Veeblefetzer said at Tuesday's press conference at Dugway Proving Ground. "Otherwise we will start to see some delays and at this point that would just be retarded." In development since the late 1980s, the HERPADERP bomb: Highly Energetic Rigid Penetrator Armor Defeating Encephalic Reduction Projectile .is not only retarded by a parachute deployed after launch, but also causes people upon whom it is dropped to become retarded as well, usually immediately before it kills them. "It's designed to create a shockwave that just clobbers the living f--- out of the human brain," says defense analyst Professor Pavel Potrzebie. "If they survive, it's coloring books for Christmas. You see, it was originally proposed in 1985 in response to a request for new strategies to reduce and degrade Soviet intelligence capabilities. And at the time it was believed that the best way to reduce their intelligence was to drop a big f------ bomb on them, hopefully causing cerebral hemorrhage or even death. The US Navy is, in partnership with NATO and ANZUS allies, is developing the joint version, J-HERPADERP, for a maritime strike role. They're also developing a standoff launch platform, STAHP-IT: Standoff Tactical Aircraft/Helicopter Projectile - International Thrower. "We believe that J-HERPADERP/STAHP-IT will be key to our maritime strike tactics in the near future," said program chief Rear Admiral Henry Gloval. "Even if we don't sink their boats we're sure as hell gonna ring their chimes." >> O Anonymous 09/07/14(Sun)19:38:37 No.22726861 ► File: laughing-138804527175_xlarge.jpg (11 KB, 350x233) >clobbers the living f--- >> O MaschinenGewehr !!6m76tpWrY+G 09/07/14(Sun)19:41:11 No.22726904 File: my side.jpg (91 KB, 640x385) oh my f------ god MY SIDES >> O Anonymous 09/07/14(Sun)21:21:12 No.22728473 ► File: 1386549264808.jpg (29 KB, 480x360) >And at the time it was believed that the best way to reduce their intelligence was to drop a big f------ bomb on them, THIS THREAD IS HEADING TO THE COMEDY GOA'ULD MINE
File: Bombs.gif (66 KB, 420x242) O Smart Bombs to be Replaced with Retarded Bombs Anonymous 09/07/14(Sun)19:29:38 No.22726707 >22728496 >22728527 >22728578 DUGWAY, UTAH--The head of the US Air Force's Retarded Bomb program is warning that there is a real danger of missing deadlines if his budget for this promising air-to-ground system is not restored by the end of the fiscal year. "I need all of the prototype labs back to full production by the end of this month," Major General Curtis Veeblefetzer said at Tuesday's press conference at Dugway Proving Ground. "Otherwise we will start to see some delays and at this point that would just be retarded." In development since the late 1980s, the HERPADERP bomb: Highly Energetic Rigid Penetrator Armor Defeating Encephalic Reduction Projectile .is not only retarded by a parachute deployed after launch, but also causes people upon whom it is dropped to become retarded as well, usually immediately before it kills them. "It's designed to create a shockwave that just clobbers the living f--- out of the human brain," says defense analyst Professor Pavel Potrzebie. "If they survive, it's coloring books for Christmas. You see, it was originally proposed in 1985 in response to a request for new strategies to reduce and degrade Soviet intelligence capabilities. And at the time it was believed that the best way to reduce their intelligence was to drop a big f------ bomb on them, hopefully causing cerebral hemorrhage or even death. The US Navy is, in partnership with NATO and ANZUS allies, is developing the joint version, J-HERPADERP, for a maritime strike role. They're also developing a standoff launch platform, STAHP-IT: Standoff Tactical Aircraft/Helicopter Projectile - International Thrower. "We believe that J-HERPADERP/STAHP-IT will be key to our maritime strike tactics in the near future," said program chief Rear Admiral Henry Gloval. "Even if we don't sink their boats we're sure as hell gonna ring their chimes." >> O Anonymous 09/07/14(Sun)19:38:37 No.22726861 ► File: laughing-138804527175_xlarge.jpg (11 KB, 350x233) >clobbers the living f--- >> O MaschinenGewehr !!6m76tpWrY+G 09/07/14(Sun)19:41:11 No.22726904 File: my side.jpg (91 KB, 640x385) oh my f------ god MY SIDES >> O Anonymous 09/07/14(Sun)21:21:12 No.22728473 ► File: 1386549264808.jpg (29 KB, 480x360) >And at the time it was believed that the best way to reduce their intelligence was to drop a big f------ bomb on them, THIS THREAD IS HEADING TO THE COMEDY GOA'ULD MINE

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