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![O File: cans.jpg (167 KB, 2560x1600) O Anonymous 01/10/15(Sat)11:21:53 No.24287999 [Reply] >>24296271 mfw libtards use canned goods for defense against school shootings + 208 replies and 65 images omitted. Click here to view. >> O Anonymous 01/10/15(Sat)22:09:19 No.24296044 >>24295920 January 9, 2015 Dear Parents and Guardians, We are dedicated to educating and to keeping our children safe at school. As a result of school shootings throughout the United States and discussing with law enforcement on the best procedure to follow to keep our students safe, we are enhancing our procedure for intruders. The procedure will be the same as we have done in the past with the addition of arming our students with a canned fod item, We realize at first this may seem odd; however, it is a practice that would catch an intruder off-guard. The canned food item could stun the intruder or even knock him out until the police arrive. The canned food item will give the students a sense of empowerment to protect themselves and will make them feel secure in case an intruder enters their classroom. This procedure is being used in other schools in our area and in the United States. Piease view the following websites listed below for more information on this procedure: http://www.cchsvoire ora/equipped with-cans-of soup-the-alice drill http://www.lakegenevanews.net/Articles Geneva Linn-Township-1-2013-11-21-251637 114135.Schools grepare-lor-violent-intruders.html We are asking each student to bring an 8 oz. canned food item (corn, beans, peas, etc.) to use in case an intruder enters their classroom. We hope the canned food items will never be used or needed, but it is best to be prepared. At the end of the school year, the cans will be donated to The Food Closet. Thank you for your support in helping us to keep our children safe at school. Sinçerely. iocinal O Anonymous 01/10/15(Sat)22:17:02 No.24296161 File: 1417095467452.png (315 KB, 810x872) >>24288054 >eat the contents of your assault can >can no-longer at optimal defensive weight >intruder! >gets pelted with empty cans of beans and spegheti-o's >mfw muh chilluns. O Anonymous 01/10/15(Sat)22:24 44 No. 24296271 >>24287999 (OP) I once had a foreign exchange student in my english class. He'd just gotten out of the Russian army as a conscript and had deployed to Chechnya once. He proceeded to tell the class about how, while sitting in a bombed out apartment building, he decided to open up a can of goulash for lunch. Just as he was digging out his can opener, a Chechen ran into the room, spotted him, and raised his AK. He slapped the AK aside, hit the Chechen in the face with the can, fell to the floor and wrestled him for a bit, then proceeded to beat the Chechen to death with a f------ can of goulash. Which he proceeded to wipe the blood off of and consume. "Goulash taste better that day." Dmitri was a crazy m-----------. One of our assignments was to pick a complicated process, such as baking a cake or changing your oil or whatever, and write simple instructions on how to do it. He presented to the class detailed instructions for homemade napalm and the proper way to deploy a molotov cocktail. With photos. Of the Chechen machine gunner he set ablaze with a f------ molotov because nobody issued him any grenades. Dmitri horrified all the liberals in class, but I thought he was a cool m-----------. He was less Rambo and more "this s--- sucks, I gotta improvise so I don't die" and he got out of the army as fast as he could and moved to another f------ country so they couldn't recall him to service.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/174/782/42f.jpg)
![O File: cans.jpg (167 KB, 2560x1600) O Anonymous 01/10/15(Sat)11:21:53 No.24287999 [Reply] >>24296271 mfw libtards use canned goods for defense against school shootings + 208 replies and 65 images omitted. Click here to view. >> O Anonymous 01/10/15(Sat)22:09:19 No.24296044 >>24295920 January 9, 2015 Dear Parents and Guardians, We are dedicated to educating and to keeping our children safe at school. As a result of school shootings throughout the United States and discussing with law enforcement on the best procedure to follow to keep our students safe, we are enhancing our procedure for intruders. The procedure will be the same as we have done in the past with the addition of arming our students with a canned fod item, We realize at first this may seem odd; however, it is a practice that would catch an intruder off-guard. The canned food item could stun the intruder or even knock him out until the police arrive. The canned food item will give the students a sense of empowerment to protect themselves and will make them feel secure in case an intruder enters their classroom. This procedure is being used in other schools in our area and in the United States. Piease view the following websites listed below for more information on this procedure: http://www.cchsvoire ora/equipped with-cans-of soup-the-alice drill http://www.lakegenevanews.net/Articles Geneva Linn-Township-1-2013-11-21-251637 114135.Schools grepare-lor-violent-intruders.html We are asking each student to bring an 8 oz. canned food item (corn, beans, peas, etc.) to use in case an intruder enters their classroom. We hope the canned food items will never be used or needed, but it is best to be prepared. At the end of the school year, the cans will be donated to The Food Closet. Thank you for your support in helping us to keep our children safe at school. Sinçerely. iocinal O Anonymous 01/10/15(Sat)22:17:02 No.24296161 File: 1417095467452.png (315 KB, 810x872) >>24288054 >eat the contents of your assault can >can no-longer at optimal defensive weight >intruder! >gets pelted with empty cans of beans and spegheti-o's >mfw muh chilluns. O Anonymous 01/10/15(Sat)22:24 44 No. 24296271 >>24287999 (OP) I once had a foreign exchange student in my english class. He'd just gotten out of the Russian army as a conscript and had deployed to Chechnya once. He proceeded to tell the class about how, while sitting in a bombed out apartment building, he decided to open up a can of goulash for lunch. Just as he was digging out his can opener, a Chechen ran into the room, spotted him, and raised his AK. He slapped the AK aside, hit the Chechen in the face with the can, fell to the floor and wrestled him for a bit, then proceeded to beat the Chechen to death with a f------ can of goulash. Which he proceeded to wipe the blood off of and consume. "Goulash taste better that day." Dmitri was a crazy m-----------. One of our assignments was to pick a complicated process, such as baking a cake or changing your oil or whatever, and write simple instructions on how to do it. He presented to the class detailed instructions for homemade napalm and the proper way to deploy a molotov cocktail. With photos. Of the Chechen machine gunner he set ablaze with a f------ molotov because nobody issued him any grenades. Dmitri horrified all the liberals in class, but I thought he was a cool m-----------. He was less Rambo and more "this s--- sucks, I gotta improvise so I don't die" and he got out of the army as fast as he could and moved to another f------ country so they couldn't recall him to service.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/174/782/42f.jpg)
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![O File: 1366882398374.jpg-(18 KB, 300x200, Urban_Sniper_by_Funoodle[1].jpg) O Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)05:33 No. 15984465 [Reply] Replies: >>15984711 >>15984716 You have a nugget or an easily accessible rifle of your choice. You have a skyscraper with a busy street below. You have a fairly concealed blind. You have 5-10 minutes before first responders get to the scene to take as many shots as you want. Who or what is your preferred target? 6 posts omitted. Click here to view. * O Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)06:06 No. 15984678 Replies: >>15984704 First, I pop her bolt upright, then slide it back. I place my finger on her trigger, and squeeze gently, sliding the bolt out the rest of the way as I do. I carefully set it aside. Next, I slowly, carefully unscrew her cleaning rod and remove it as well. After that, I grab ahold of her front barrel band, depressing the spring clip as I push her band forward. I repeat this process with the rear band, giving it a jiggle with her gapping tool as it's a bit tight. Once those are off the real fun I gently take her handguard off and place it aside. Next come the screws. I gently remove the long screw on the top of her receiver first, then I flip her on her back. Once she's upside down, I take out her bottum screw as well. Once I've done that, I give her magazine a little shake, and it pops right out. this point she's ready to slide out of her stock. When I've got her barrel/receiver naked, I begin to gently massage her all over with a slightly oily rag. I then swab out her barrel, slowly, gently. Sliding my cleaning rod in and out of her until she's dripping wet. When she's had enough, I wipe her down again and clean her up, sliding my rod down her one more time to leave a little something to remember me by. Then I start to work her bolt. I grab ahold of the handle on her bolt body, and pull her cocking knob to the side, releasing her bolt head and guide rod. Then I take the end of her guide rod and slide it on the end of her firing pin, turning it carefully, slowly, until her firing pin bursts forth, spilling her spring with it. If she's been dirty girl, I get out the wire brush and rub her a bit roughly with it. After she's taken all she can, I once again wipe her softly with a lightly oiled rag. When all this is done, and I'm starting to need a drink, I give her stock a quick rub down, and carefully, lovingly, put her back together. I like to work her bolt real good a couple of times before I put her to bed, just so she remembers who's in charge. - on > O Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)06:07 No.15984680 Wait, what was the question? > O Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)06:10 No.15984704 File: 1366884628364.jpg-(363 KB, 1366x768, cubanarcher.jpg) >>15984678 i came](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/148/954/b51.jpeg)
![O File: 1366882398374.jpg-(18 KB, 300x200, Urban_Sniper_by_Funoodle[1].jpg) O Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)05:33 No. 15984465 [Reply] Replies: >>15984711 >>15984716 You have a nugget or an easily accessible rifle of your choice. You have a skyscraper with a busy street below. You have a fairly concealed blind. You have 5-10 minutes before first responders get to the scene to take as many shots as you want. Who or what is your preferred target? 6 posts omitted. Click here to view. * O Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)06:06 No. 15984678 Replies: >>15984704 First, I pop her bolt upright, then slide it back. I place my finger on her trigger, and squeeze gently, sliding the bolt out the rest of the way as I do. I carefully set it aside. Next, I slowly, carefully unscrew her cleaning rod and remove it as well. After that, I grab ahold of her front barrel band, depressing the spring clip as I push her band forward. I repeat this process with the rear band, giving it a jiggle with her gapping tool as it's a bit tight. Once those are off the real fun I gently take her handguard off and place it aside. Next come the screws. I gently remove the long screw on the top of her receiver first, then I flip her on her back. Once she's upside down, I take out her bottum screw as well. Once I've done that, I give her magazine a little shake, and it pops right out. this point she's ready to slide out of her stock. When I've got her barrel/receiver naked, I begin to gently massage her all over with a slightly oily rag. I then swab out her barrel, slowly, gently. Sliding my cleaning rod in and out of her until she's dripping wet. When she's had enough, I wipe her down again and clean her up, sliding my rod down her one more time to leave a little something to remember me by. Then I start to work her bolt. I grab ahold of the handle on her bolt body, and pull her cocking knob to the side, releasing her bolt head and guide rod. Then I take the end of her guide rod and slide it on the end of her firing pin, turning it carefully, slowly, until her firing pin bursts forth, spilling her spring with it. If she's been dirty girl, I get out the wire brush and rub her a bit roughly with it. After she's taken all she can, I once again wipe her softly with a lightly oiled rag. When all this is done, and I'm starting to need a drink, I give her stock a quick rub down, and carefully, lovingly, put her back together. I like to work her bolt real good a couple of times before I put her to bed, just so she remembers who's in charge. - on > O Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)06:07 No.15984680 Wait, what was the question? > O Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)06:10 No.15984704 File: 1366884628364.jpg-(363 KB, 1366x768, cubanarcher.jpg) >>15984678 i came](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/148/954/b51.jpeg)
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Anon defends himself with a fucking cannon
![>> O Anonymous Sun May 11 00:15:22 2014 No.21141819 Quoted by: >>21141858 >>21139099 >NFA weapons are almost strictly banned from being used in self defense not true there is no line of "using this gun is legal but now it isn't". the legal test is: are you immediately in fear of your life? yes? then you are good to go. breaking and entering in nearly all parts of the country into a private residence immediately precludes (via affirmative defense) any reasonable doubt. the prosecution has to prove there was malicious intent somehow, the defense doesn't have to prove anything. i've used a DD in self defense and other than having it in police lock up for a month, i got it back just fine and never spent more than a few hours in jail. >> O Anonymous Sun May 11 00:19:20 2014 No.21141858 Quoted by: >>21141876 >>21141895 >>21141819 >i've used a DD in self defense did you throw a stick of dynamite at them? >> O Anonymous Sun May 11 00:23:24 2014 No.21141895 Quoted by: >>21141911 >>21141858 no, i used a Barrett M82A2. it was the only thing handy since i was bore sighting a scope in the garage and the three guys in a pickup plowed into my porch. >> O Anonymous Sun May 11 00:25:58 2014 No.21141911 Quoted by: >>21141974 >>21142010 >>21141895 what kind of s----- state considers a .50 BMG rifle a DD? and how the hell did you get a M82A2? >> O Anonymous Sun May 11 00:32:29 2014 No.21141974 Quoted by: >>21142015 >>21142271 >>21141911 i bought the M82A2 in 1989 or so for aroun $5500. it was used as a show piece at gunshows for a long while. i sold that thing for major cash in the late 90's and bought a new house. it wasn't 50 BMG. 20mm single shot upper. >> O Anonymous Sun May 11 00:36:21 2014 No.21142015 File: 50 KB, 228x392, 1387870928491.jpg [View same] [google] Quoted by: >>21142046 >>21141974 >someone on /k/ has defended themselves with a 20mm HOW BIG WAS THE EXIT WOUND > O Anonymous Sun May 11 00:39:24 2014 No.21142046 Quoted by: >>21142077 >>21142121 >>21142015 no idea, honestly. he didn't have much of a torso left. i was deafened and concussed with bleeding ears and a perforated eardrum. the other two tried running but were caught like a day later. ill never do that again - i stick with handguns now for SD. never underestimate sound levels indoors.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/148/027/6f9.jpg)
![>> O Anonymous Sun May 11 00:15:22 2014 No.21141819 Quoted by: >>21141858 >>21139099 >NFA weapons are almost strictly banned from being used in self defense not true there is no line of "using this gun is legal but now it isn't". the legal test is: are you immediately in fear of your life? yes? then you are good to go. breaking and entering in nearly all parts of the country into a private residence immediately precludes (via affirmative defense) any reasonable doubt. the prosecution has to prove there was malicious intent somehow, the defense doesn't have to prove anything. i've used a DD in self defense and other than having it in police lock up for a month, i got it back just fine and never spent more than a few hours in jail. >> O Anonymous Sun May 11 00:19:20 2014 No.21141858 Quoted by: >>21141876 >>21141895 >>21141819 >i've used a DD in self defense did you throw a stick of dynamite at them? >> O Anonymous Sun May 11 00:23:24 2014 No.21141895 Quoted by: >>21141911 >>21141858 no, i used a Barrett M82A2. it was the only thing handy since i was bore sighting a scope in the garage and the three guys in a pickup plowed into my porch. >> O Anonymous Sun May 11 00:25:58 2014 No.21141911 Quoted by: >>21141974 >>21142010 >>21141895 what kind of s----- state considers a .50 BMG rifle a DD? and how the hell did you get a M82A2? >> O Anonymous Sun May 11 00:32:29 2014 No.21141974 Quoted by: >>21142015 >>21142271 >>21141911 i bought the M82A2 in 1989 or so for aroun $5500. it was used as a show piece at gunshows for a long while. i sold that thing for major cash in the late 90's and bought a new house. it wasn't 50 BMG. 20mm single shot upper. >> O Anonymous Sun May 11 00:36:21 2014 No.21142015 File: 50 KB, 228x392, 1387870928491.jpg [View same] [google] Quoted by: >>21142046 >>21141974 >someone on /k/ has defended themselves with a 20mm HOW BIG WAS THE EXIT WOUND > O Anonymous Sun May 11 00:39:24 2014 No.21142046 Quoted by: >>21142077 >>21142121 >>21142015 no idea, honestly. he didn't have much of a torso left. i was deafened and concussed with bleeding ears and a perforated eardrum. the other two tried running but were caught like a day later. ill never do that again - i stick with handguns now for SD. never underestimate sound levels indoors.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/148/027/6f9.jpg)
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"The airforce is literally Gundam"
![: Anonymous 10/22/17(Sun)22:57:38 No.35580872 >>35580130 # Because the airforce is the closest thing we have to a mecha anime irl. Think about it. >brave hero pilots going off to war in 64 KB JPG extravagant multibllion dollar machines >technology out the ass >massive support team dedicated solely to sucking the pilot's d--- >literally like 100 non pilots for every pilot >techno cyberpunk nonsense filled cockpit >crazy f------ "look at that guy and kill him" style war machines >can't take out the crazy f------ war machines too often because the [animation] bill is too large >when combat does come it lasts for 5 minutes and is the most spectacular thing in the world >immediately after it's right back to stupid minor social problems at the airbase The airforce is literally Gundam but somehow more gay.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/148/011/6e0.jpg)
![: Anonymous 10/22/17(Sun)22:57:38 No.35580872 >>35580130 # Because the airforce is the closest thing we have to a mecha anime irl. Think about it. >brave hero pilots going off to war in 64 KB JPG extravagant multibllion dollar machines >technology out the ass >massive support team dedicated solely to sucking the pilot's d--- >literally like 100 non pilots for every pilot >techno cyberpunk nonsense filled cockpit >crazy f------ "look at that guy and kill him" style war machines >can't take out the crazy f------ war machines too often because the [animation] bill is too large >when combat does come it lasts for 5 minutes and is the most spectacular thing in the world >immediately after it's right back to stupid minor social problems at the airbase The airforce is literally Gundam but somehow more gay.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/148/011/6e0.jpg)
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